Impressions

Phew! Glad that’s over. 1) EYE CONTACT2) Did someone say room service?3) Put the ring in the thing4) The one thing we all share5) That’s it, I’m re-becoming a goth6) The opposite of teen angst

We're back! If you're not LLLing, what are you even doing? 1) Only Bad B*tches in the trellis 2) Tumbleweeds are drifters too3) Lounging at the pool and catcalling men 4) Almost a Ye farce 5) Love Bugs --> Hate Worms 6) The unorgasmic pleasure of watching your partner bake bread

Tarot is a judgment-free zone. Join us as we explore our past, present, and future spreads— through music.  1) A fool’s journey2) Noir ruminations3) Infomercial for a new life4) Un-hypnotize yourself5) Float through it6) Funky advice! 

3 fave animals, in order, and why you like them. 1) Lonely Blue Whales. 2) Synchronized Swimming Seals. 3) Hard-Working Carrier Pigeons.4) Genre Paintings, but the Humans Are Bears. 5) Dumpster-Diving Opossums.6) Trixie Crows.

Anthropomorphizing our favorite plants. 1) Tropicals in space 2) Cottonwood ghosts 3) Musings on mugwort 4) Runaway junipers 5) Princess trees = huge divas 6) Cool as a cactus

Mostly dog world, and some cat world.1) An impressionistic pet portrait, panting included.2) CUTE and she knows it.3) He's a Child of God.4) We found him, and he found us!5) A feline medium to the beyond.6) Ecstatic playtime!

Not the movie, the emotional state of being. But also -- the movie.1) Is it hold music or massage music? 2) Life doesn't end at twenty-five 3) Compostable cup problems 4) This is the permafrost we need to melt 5) Deliciously lethargic 6) *Don't* let it go 

The best conversationalist? Myself!1) A community luxury lending library, accessible to all cats.2) Why do you mute yourself?3) Verbal diarrhea.4) I'm learning, please don't judge me! 😬5) Help that baby deer learn to ice skate.6) You don't need to know what their childhood home looks like.

Songs we hear from the other room = the songs our partners play. 1) An overnight shift in the matrix 2) If you want to live, tip well 3) Cat world 4) A funeral with a funky beat 5) Early 2000s teen drama 6) Sexual cat world 

Live deliciously, because 2022 is... a year! 1) The church does not like ladies in high slit red velvet dresses 2) A transitional Winter to Resort Wear fashion show3) Kick your marabou kitten heels and sigh4) Sin tax optimism 5) Did that statue turn its head? 6) Groovy space dust critters