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X Reader

Hosts Michael and Jordan read fan fictions and other passionate projects of love and hate from the internet and share them with each other. Each episode is a new, uncomfortable adventure. Join them as they explore the vast, shallow ocean that is the world of fan fiction.

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Million Dollar Sperm (Celebrity Escort and Insemination Product Reviews)

For the complete catalog of of X Reader episodes and more details go to: http://www.discussking.com/xreader The countdown to the end of X Reader Season 3 continues as we discuss how much one should shell out for AAA-Class Sperm. In this case, the fluids are provided by master-artist, and racist clown Vincent Gallo. 

1hr 3mins

11 Oct 2021

Rank #1

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Teenage Racist Ninja Turtles (Racist Fan Fiction from the 90s!!)

For the complete catalog of of X Reader episodes and more details go to: http://www.discussking.com/xreader Back from our short break for the beginning of the end of Season 3. It's been a great year for X Reader and we hope you've enjoyed listening to us along the way. In this episode we read about two of the four Ninja turtles and what kind of racial shenanigans they get involved with on St. Patty's day.

1hr 17mins

4 Oct 2021

Rank #2

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Car Wash Madness (Insane Google Reviewer Commentary Podcast!!)

For the complete catalog of of X Reader episodes and more details go to: http://www.discussking.com/xreader Hosts Michael and Brandon Z. witness Google reviewer Allan Rudesill goes mad with the infinitesimal power granted to him by Google's review functionality. It's a wild ride in a very dirty car. This episode gets 1/5 Stars. And I highly recommend you go to our site and tell us how much you love these episodes because it would mean the world to me, specifically.

58mins

16 Aug 2021

Rank #3

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Gay Batman Threesome (Wholesome Batman Fan Fiction Live Reading Podcast!!)

For the complete catalog of of X Reader episodes and more details go to: http://www.discussking.com/xreader There’s been no shortage of speculation and jokes about their sexuality. From the Ambiguously Gay Duo to countless porn films and parodies, Batman and Robin have been the butt of homophobic conversation since at least the mid 1950s, fueled in large part by the campy Batman TV show, and by Joel Schumacher’s own particular sensibilities when he took over for Tim Burton in the 90s. Today X Reader tackles a question that’s pervaded the batman mythos. Is Robin gay? And is Batman okay with it?

1hr 23mins

2 Aug 2021

Rank #4

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Stoner Dating Advice and Killer Chimpanzees!! (Amazing Online Live Reading!)

For the complete catalog of of X Reader episodes and more details go to: http://www.discussking.com/xreaderpod For this variety episode of X Reader we read 3 entertaining stories that I pulled from the depths of the web. The first is a an aeticle on the history of Corn Nuts. We find out about the bizarre creation myth that the Corn Nuts corporation wants us to believe. The second story is a grass city post about a young woman(or man) looking for love in the heart of a fellow stoner. And our last story is, as is tradition, centered around an interesting primate. In this case: the fearsome chimpanzee, Frodo.

54mins

19 Jul 2021

Rank #5

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Powerpuff Girls Leaked Script (CW Pilot Live Reading and Reaction!)

For the complete catalog of of X Reader episodes and more details go to: http://www.discussking.com/xreader The CW decided that they were going to greenlight a live-action reboot of the PPG in an attempt to cash in on the changing tastes and the nostalgia of the millennials who grew up watching the show. The script for the pilot leaked, penned by Diablo Cody (Juno) and….wow, it’s really something… Bad. It's bad.

1hr 37mins

20 Jun 2021

Rank #6

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The Trial of the Century (Ft. Brandon Z.)

For the complete catalog of of X Reader episodes and more details go to: http://www.discussking.com/xreader The year is 2012. Brandon, a young boy, fresh-faced and infinitely virginal, was about to be cast into the void. Abandoned by those he trusted and accused of cadre of crimes of so despicable that if found guilty, he’d be punished most severely. He would be voted off his Minecraft server. Host Michael and X Reader's first ever guest host Brandon Z. read from a nearly decade old facebook post detailing not only Brandon’s alleged transgressions against the Minecraft Server and its moronic denizens, but additionally the way in which an ally heroically came to his aid in his darkest hour. This is X Reader.

1hr 6mins

26 Apr 2021

Rank #7

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Galaxy Brain Orangutan (Real Life Ape Escape Story + More)

For the complete catalog of of X Reader episodes and more details go to: http://www.discussking.com/xreader We dedicate this episode to Ken Allen, the hairy houdini, the best-loved, chaotic-good, galaxy brain orangutan that the world ever knew. RIP. Never Forget. We also talk about a hilariously pretentious poet, and the medical advantages to blowing smoke up your ass. It sounds like I'm joking, but I'm not. This is X Reader.

44mins

23 Feb 2021

Rank #8

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Mortal Kombat Kombo (Mortal Kombat Fan Fiction Live Reading!)

For the complete catalog of of X Reader episodes and more details go to: http://www.discussking.com/xreader 2021 is starting off with a bloodthirsty uppercut of an episode. We tackle one of America's most famous and most controversial video games and find that there is a surprising amount of love of for these hyper-violent warriors. Come cuddle with us as we discuss our history with scary video games and which MK character we would want to snuggle up with. Sub-Zero? Reptile? Takeda? 

1hr 4mins

2 Feb 2021

Rank #9

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Dimmsdale High (Fairly Odd Parents Fan Fiction Live Reading!)

For the complete catalog of of X Reader episodes and more details go to: http://www.discussking.com/xreader X Reader has their hands full this episode: dead dads, Hot Topic,  pedophilia, torture, incels, background characters and how much  description is TOO MUCH description.  We dive into our history with  shows like Fairly Odd Parents, Jimmy Neutron, The Grim Adventures of  Billy and Mandy, and Spongebob. Join us for a magical episode 6 of X  Reader Season 2.

1hr 21mins

8 Nov 2020

Rank #10