Ep. 50 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Grab tickets to the XXL event of the year: 2 Bears 1 Cave LIVE! October 15! Get tickets here: https://ymhvirtual.com/ SPONSORS: - Saatva.com/theshit for $225 off your order - Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code BEARS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Go to Whoop.com and enter “BEARS” at checkout to save 15%. The 2 bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in the cave this week and are super super excited about the live show! They look up some fun toys to get for it and hope to question their sexuality by the end of the XXL event! We then check out the remaining hype men submissions for Tom and Bert. We then try to figure out who the most fun rich guys are, what Tom and Bert will waste their money on when they're fun rich guys, a little bit of smack talking about tennis, meggings, and more!
5 Oct 2020
Ep. 31 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura are back in the cave once again. Bert has a new perspective on Karl Malone. Tom and Bert then start going doing lists to see which alt comics don't know them, which leads them to a more fun conversation on which black comedians don't know them. We even call up black expert Neal Brennan to weigh in! We find out Tom’s experience driving a McLaren after he gives the Kreischer girls a ride. We then get into the discussion of fighting and each of the bears have their own technique. Tom is really aching to cause damage to someone. Will anybody volunteer? Plus, reactions to more of your comments and memes!
25 May 2020
Ep. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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18 Jan 2021
Ep. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The 2 Bears, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in their 1 Cave today. Bert just got off the road, how is he doing? Tom and Bert are starting to realize they have no hobbies, so they start to entertain the idea of starting one. Will Bert become a Dandy? Will Bert buy a car on the podcast? These are all hobbies discussed. Plus, Tom and Bert look into joining a secret society.
17 Feb 2020
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Ep. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by eating Krispy Kreme donuts. They give Russell Peters a call to discuss Hinduism, which Bert is interested in possibly joining. They also discuss how often they brush their teeth, celebrities with fake teeth and fake hair, planking, Trinidad James, and Bert's daily caloric intake. Bert and Nadav also talk out their differences.
6 Jul 2020
Ep. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back for Episode 2 of 2 BEARS 1 CAVE! The two best friends get right into the stories, discussing Ralphie May, Joy Koy, Greg Giraldo and Jim Norton. Plus, Tom recaps all of his Theo trolling from the past few months. Who would be at the ultimate comedian slumber party? Bert's daughter is starting to drive, which is getting dicey, and everything wraps up in a strip club.
15 Jul 2019
Ep. 62 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Dr. Drew & Bert Kreischer
Are you ready to party with the bears this New Years Eve? Head over to https://ymhstudios.com/livestream and get your tickets now! SPONSORS: - Get your first visit absolutely free at https://ForHims.com/bears Dr. Drew Pinsky fills in for Tom Segura and hangs out with Bert Kreischer as guest-bear on 2 Bears 1 Cave this week! They give Tom a call to check in on how he's doing, Bert confesses to lying to his therapist, and they give a call to a guy that texted Bert as a wrong number... Brandon seems pretty cool! Bert then reveals he had a full blood panel done and comes up with a game for Dr. Drew: guess how healthy I am? Before hearing the results, do you think Bert falls into the "healthy" or "unhealthy" category?
28 Dec 2020
Ep. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave Tom Segura surprises Bert Kreischer by having the Stanley Cup brought into the studio and they learn about its history together! The two of them also revisit the idea of becoming dandies. The question "what is the youngest age you would date" is also explored. What's the youngest you would go?
2 Mar 2020
Ep. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Greg Louganis hates Bert Kreischer. Tom Segura gets the scoop from Bert as he rehashes his time on reality TV show "Reality Bites Back." The conversation shifts to one of the cast members on Bert's season who created the craziest comedy class in all of history, so crazy that it caused Doug Stanhope to write an eviscerating blog about it. Tom and Bert need to settle a bet so they call their wives. Uncrustables make an appearance and Bert has an interesting way of describing their taste. Dave Chappelle's special gets discussed and Tom and Bert make gifs for you.
30 Sep 2019
Ep. 04 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Between Tom and Bert, who do you think has dated a more "diverse" group of women? This brings both Bears to share intimate sexy stories about their wives. Who would you pick for Tom and Bert's second wives? Both have somewhat of an idea and we even hear about Bert's "coma fantasy." Tentacle stuff, Down-Blousing and Bert as a Politician? It's all inside The Cave!
19 Aug 2019
Ep. 67 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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8 Feb 2021
Ep. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - You can try ShipStation FREE for 60 days when you use offer code CAVE. - Get your first visit absolutely free at ForHims.com/bears - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping at Manscaped.com/BEARS - Go to Whoop.com and enter “BEARS” at checkout to save 15% Bert Kreischer is back in the cave with Tom Segura for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Bert and Tom start off this episode by reflecting on the guest hosts they had while Bert was away: Bobby Lee, Tim Dillon, and Ryan Sickler. They also recap their live show and the unaired arm wrestling matches that took place at Studio Jeans after the show. They take a look at fan art that has been made for their film "Fat Astronauts," before calling journalist Michael Stahl to discuss cool new lanes of boy-girl films such as PLASTT, which is a big hit with the bears. This leads to a conversation about comedian and boy-girl expert Yoshi Obayashi. Todd and Bart move on to discuss their future athletic challenges. On the topic of basketball, they call Whitney Cummings who happens to be a great player. The bears wrap up by discussing who would be on their 5 on 5 teams and great red-headed players.
9 Nov 2020
Ep. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
It's the dance video that has swept the nation and warmed the hearts of everyone. Everyone except one of the two bears. Tom Segura confronts Bert Kreischer about what he REALLY thought about his dance video and his plans for a rebuttal. Is a "Dance-Off" going down in the cave in the future?? Plus, there was an overwhelming amount of theme song submissions, the Bears listen to a few and decide on what the winner will be. A special bet is in play, Dave Chappelle's special is discussed and a very special animation submission are all inside the cave this week!
2 Sep 2019
Ep. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss how they're spending the quarantine, Bert's weight gain, and Drake. Bert graces us with his singing and freestyle abilities, and discusses his Adam Sandler interview mishap. The bears also talk to comedian Ian Bagg, 90 Day Fiance producer Dan Adler, and sports analyst Pat McAfee. How are YOU passing time during the quarantine? Let us know in the comment section below!
13 Apr 2020
Ep. 52 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tommy and Brent are doing standup together at the Rose Bowl on 10/28! Get your tickets at https://www.2bears1bowl.com/ Did you miss the XXL event of the year: 2 Bears 1 Cave LIVE!? You still have time to watch it. Get tickets here: https://ymhvirtual.com/ SPONSORS: - Get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free at ExpressVPN.com/CAVE - Go to Whoop.com and enter “BEARS” at checkout to save 15% - Go to MugsyJeans.com/2Bears and use code "2BEARS" for $10 off! Tom Segura and Bert Kresicher start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by recapping their recent tennis match, as seen on 2 Bears Live. They call Tom's tennis coach, Michael, to get his opinion on the match. The Bears also discuss Bert's other athletic abilities including archery, baseball, and basketball. Bert also pitches the idea that he should run for mayor of Los Angeles.
19 Oct 2020
Ep. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura is still on his Euro-tour and couldn't attend this recording. However, Bert Kreischer brought Mama-Bear LeeAnn. If you thought Bert was safe from being checked for an hour straight just because Tom wasn't there, GUESS AGAIN. We first get into Bert's recent weight loss. He actually legit looks good, but everyone (including himself) knows it won't last too long. We get into the inner working of Bert and LeeAnn's marriage. What would Widow-Bert and Widow-LeeAnn's lives look like? Does Bert have a "condition" he's not telling us about? We then get into what exactly IS and IS NOT cheating on your spouse, we give Tom a call, we get into Louis CK's tour email, and more!
11 Nov 2019
Ep. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
SPONSORS: - Head to https://Policygenius.com right now to get started. When it comes to insurance, it’s nice to get it right. - Go to https://Kamikoto.com/CAVE and use offer code CAVE for an extra $50 off - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping at https://Manscaped.com/BEARS - Get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free at https://ExpressVPN.com/CAVE - Go to https://Squarespace.com for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code BEARS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Go to https://Whoop.com/bears to get your first month free - Download the World Series of Poker app and use promo code WSOPBEARS for ONE MILLION bonus chips when you sign up. Christina P joins Bert Kreischer in Tom Segura's place for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They start off by recapping Tom's basketball accident. They then discuss the joys of drinking alone, how Bert ruptured his testicle, their new favorite podcast "The Dictators," Eliot Page's recent transition, and their favorite reality show stars. Christina also reveals how she broke her tooth, and they have a FaceTime call with comedian Whitney Cummings.
14 Dec 2020
Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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21 Dec 2020
Ep. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Bears are back in the cave and Bert just got back from Bali just in time to see his career implode! Tom and Bert also discuss there show "Buzzed" that never saw the light of day, even though it was so much fun. The traveling has been extensive for these two, and Bert also recaps his trip to Australia where audiences clamored to meet the fattest working comedian today. Fun stories are told as always, ranging from topics like Sober October, Louis CK, Road Dawgs and non-offensive Buddhist symbols!
5 Aug 2019