Ranked #1

Flowers in the Attic: Part 1
Flowers in the Attic: Part 1
Neither Sara or I had read this book as teens even though ALL of our friends had. We were the “too cool” girls which rea... Read more
14 Apr 2019
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58mins
Ranked #2

Sweet Liar
Sweet Liar
He's a rich Taggart romance-novel-dude powerlifter with a big family and a sweet townhouse! She's an emotionally locked... Read more
15 Dec 2019
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2hr 11mins
Ranked #3

Shadow of the Lynx
Shadow of the Lynx
I read this when I was a kid and it gave me VERY WEIRD KID IDEAS. Now I'm returning to it and it is... even more fucked... Read more
1 Oct 2019
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1hr 14mins
Ranked #4

Ghost of a Chance
Ghost of a Chance
Welcome to our Halloween Episode. Buckle Up Bitches. For this episode we read Jayne Ann Krentz’s Ghost of a Chance. Publ... Read more
1 Nov 2019
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1hr 7mins
Ranked #5

Thanksgiving SUPERSPECIAL (featuring Carved in Stone)
Thanksgiving SUPERSPECIAL (featuring Carved in Stone)
24 Nov 2019
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1hr 34mins
Ranked #6

Captive Passions
Captive Passions
Sirena, foot stamping sword waving hellion, takes her sister's place as wife to the virile Regan van der Rhys, Dutch col... Read more
11 Dec 2018
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1hr 4mins
Ranked #7

Silver Angel
Silver Angel
Silver Angel by Johanna Lindsey is evidently a book about a troll doll with boobs. There are, let's see. Twins. Harem... Read more
17 Feb 2019
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56mins
Ranked #8

The Flame and the Flower
The Flame and the Flower
Buckle up, buttercup –we’re doing this. This is happening. This episode we cover “The Flame and the Flower”, Kathleen ... Read more
15 Nov 2018
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50mins
Ranked #9

Barnabas Collins
Barnabas Collins
For this episode we read the first Dark Shadows tie-in book about Barnabas Collins. It's weird and uncomfortable and ve... Read more
4 May 2019
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1hr 24mins
Ranked #10

Clan of the Cave Bear
Clan of the Cave Bear
Ayla is an anatomically modern human (is it technically Cro Magnon? This is set in modern day Ukraine. To the Wikipedia... Read more
15 Sep 2019
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1hr 9mins
Ranked #11

Flowers in the Attic: Part 2
Flowers in the Attic: Part 2
So here's part two of our epic Flowers in the Attic episode, wherein we invite a Very Special Guest to explain what happ... Read more
27 Apr 2019
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1hr 53mins
Ranked #12

Gabriel's Angel
Gabriel's Angel
Merry Christmas! For the holiday we read Nora Roberts' Gabriel's Angel. Despite this being listed as a Christmas book ... Read more
24 Dec 2019
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47mins
Ranked #13

Star Trek: Imzadi
Star Trek: Imzadi
We're going where we won't slut shame you if several men, a few women, and the odd salt vampire have gone before! We're... Read more
23 Mar 2019
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1hr 17mins
Ranked #14

Rogue - With Special Guests!
Rogue - With Special Guests!
Guess what, y'all? It's a very special crossover episode! We got together with the ladies from Textual Tension and all... Read more
31 May 2019
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1hr 3mins
Ranked #15

Savage Ecstasy
Savage Ecstasy
Join us and commemorate the genocide of thousands of indigenous cultures by reading this boring-ass book about Lakota wa... Read more
21 Nov 2018
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55mins
Ranked #16

Holiday Outing
Holiday Outing
We're continuing our annual tradition of doing a modern gay Hanukkah romance for the holiday! This time we've got Holid... Read more
27 Dec 2019
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21mins
Ranked #17

Wishes
Wishes
Y'all I don't even know, this is about an 80's lady with fake boobs who dies and gets stuck being a fairy godmother for ... Read more
5 Jul 2019
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1hr 19mins
Ranked #18

Adam and Eva
Adam and Eva
Sandra Kitt's Adam and Eva was the first Harlequin romance written by an African American author about a African America... Read more
11 Feb 2019
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29mins
Ranked #19

Bewitching Hour
Bewitching Hour
Celebrate Christmas with us with Bewitching Hour by Anne Stuart, the kind of book where you know going in that there's g... Read more
23 Dec 2018
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43mins
Ranked #20

Night Song
Night Song
Night Song by Beverly Jenkins - this is the first book by the First Lady of African American Romance, from 1994. Cara i... Read more
12 Mar 2019
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52mins