We think there's been a glitch (or two or five) in this third installment of our Midnights review. Listen as we try to navigate brief interruptions and slight malfunctions!Plus: Archie explains Paris word for word. 

We think there's been a glitch (or two or five) in this third installment of our Midnights review. Listen as we try to navigate brief interruptions and slight malfunctions! Plus:  Archie explains Paris word for word.

Midnights Part 3 (aka The Glitch)

In this highly anticipated follow-up, Archie and Zara discuss three more songs from Midnights! Also included: Mexican food, villains, and panties. Stay tuned for one more installment (part 3) in the series, coming to you ASAP. 

In this highly anticipated follow-up, Archie and Zara discuss three more songs from Midnights! Also included: Mexican food, villains, and panties. Stay tuned for one more installment (part 3) in the series, coming to you ASAP.

Midnights Part 2

Archie and Zara discuss the first half of Taylor's newest album, friendship, and revenge. Listen to hear our rankings so we can fight about them!

Archie and Zara discuss the first half of Taylor's newest album, friendship, and revenge. Listen to hear our rankings so we can fight about them!

Taylor Swift's MIDNIGHTS Part 1

Jenette McCurdy

Archie and Zara are joined by podcast BFF Jessica Zaleski to discuss Jenette McCurdy's best-selling, highly controversial novel I'm Glad My Mom Died.

Archie and Zara are joined by podcast BFF Jessica Zaleski to discuss Jenette McCurdy's best-selling, highly controversial novel I'm Glad My Mom Died.

Jenette McCurdy: I'm Glad My Mom Died

Chris Medina

For our first episode of the new season, we talked with wildly accurate psychic and medium Chris Medina, who told us harsh truths and delivered eerie albeit comforting messages (from beyond?)

For our first episode of the new season, we talked with wildly accurate psychic and medium Chris Medina, who told us harsh truths and delivered eerie albeit comforting messages (from beyond?)

Chris Medina: Psychic Medium

Archie and Zara play a game, but the game has no name...and no rules. Which makes you wonder, is it actually even a game, or just a conversation?

Archie and Zara play a game, but the game has no name...and no rules. Which makes you wonder, is it actually even a game, or just a conversation?

The Game (with Archie and Zara)

Archie and Zara are joined by comedian, writer, actress, and overall delightful human being, Ally Weinhold, to discuss something Zara knows nothing about: Astrology. Ally can be found on IG and TIKTOK @notallinfluencers--go follow for updates on her latest shows!

Archie and Zara are joined by comedian, writer, actress, and overall delightful human being, Ally Weinhold, to discuss something Zara knows nothing about: Astrology.  Ally can be found on IG and TIKTOK @notallinfluencers--go follow for updates on her latest shows!

Astrology With Ally Part 1

In which Archie admits to not liking Alice In Wonderland, as well as writing most of our reviews that refer to him as "hot" or "a good kisser." Listen to hear our final reviews and rankings of Little Miss Swift's long list of ex lovers!

In which Archie admits to not liking Alice In Wonderland, as well as writing most of our reviews that refer to him as "hot" or "a good kisser." Listen to hear our final reviews and rankings of Little Miss Swift's long list of ex lovers!

Taylor Swift's Ex Boyfriends Part 2

Archie and Zara discuss what is on EVERYBODY'S minds lately: Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends. Bonuses include: the girl who made the mistake of attacking Holy Swift, fuck boys vs. hopeless romantics, and a legal battle with DC comics. Part two drops next week!

Archie and Zara discuss what is on EVERYBODY'S minds lately: Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends.  Bonuses include: the girl who made the mistake of attacking Holy Swift, fuck boys vs. hopeless romantics, and a legal battle with DC comics.  Part two drops next week!

Taylor Swift's Exes PART 1

This episode is more chaotic than usual, which means we did a good job.The thing is, it features Zara's dad, who is a match for Archie when it comes to intellectual-adjacent tangents and astrological aptitude. So go ahead and listen if you want to learn too much information about Zara's dad's astrology chart, alien architects in the desert, the type of sex JFK had, and Archie's innovative ideas about abortion...You will also learn the answers to: •Who influenced David Lynch?•Did a blowjob in the Oval Office lead to the overturning of Roe V. Wade?•Does Archie have what it takes to be a reality star? (What do you think?)•Who is Zara's dad's favorite Chris?•What is that new movie with a gun?•Does Archie know who Joni Mitchell is? I can't tell.Enjoy!(?)

This episode is more chaotic than usual, which means we did a good job. The thing is, it features Zara's dad, who is a match for Archie when it comes to intellectual-adjacent tangents and astrological aptitude.  So go ahead and listen if you want to learn too much information about Zara's dad's astrology chart, alien architects in the desert, the type of sex JFK had, and Archie's innovative ideas about abortion... You will also learn the answers to:  •Who influenced David Lynch? •Did a blowjob in the Oval Office lead to the overturning of Roe V. Wade? •Does Archie have what it takes to be a reality star? (What do you think?) •Who is Zara's dad's favorite Chris? •What is that new movie with a gun? •Does Archie know who Joni Mitchell is? I can't tell. Enjoy!(?)

Pure Chaos With Mark Lipson

Archie and Zara are the most chaotic people that they themselves have ever met. Join them as they give all kinds of unhinged advice and share their hot takes on everything from mental health, to politics, to pop culture, and way more (hopefully some conspiracy theories along the way). If you love chaos, this is your moment: RISE UP, CHAOS MONSTERS.

Archie and Zara are joined by drag queens Puff the Magic Drag Queen and Dalt Flowers who mostly use the time to educate Zara on all things drag, despite the fact that she lives in West Hollywood. In addition to the history and political implications of drag, you can also expect to hear:1. Archie still loving comic books2. Zara's hypothetical drag name3. TONS of audio glitches 4. Advice on friendship breakups, which really just doesn't belong in this episode. please follow:•@muacolby and @puffkween for Colby •@daltflowers for Dalton you will legit not be disappointed.Enjoy the chaos! 

Archie and Zara are joined by drag queens Puff the Magic Drag Queen and Dalt Flowers who mostly use the time to educate Zara on all things drag, despite the fact that she lives in West Hollywood.  In addition to the history and political implications of drag, you can also expect to hear: 1. Archie still loving comic books 2. Zara's hypothetical drag name 3. TONS of audio glitches  4. Advice on friendship breakups, which really just doesn't belong in this episode.  please follow: •@muacolby and @puffkween for Colby  •@daltflowers for Dalton  you will legit not be disappointed. Enjoy the chaos!

Drag Queens With Puff and Dalt

This time around, Archie and Zara are joined by Zara's sister, Natasha, to discuss depression, eating disorders, ADD, OCD, panic, death, and trauma. The fun stuff, mostly.As always, you'll get 1.Wallmart 2.The boy from Casper 3.Zara's Dad 4.The Little Drummer BoyPLUS: Did Zara and Natasha switch bodies while Natasha was still in utero? Find out now!!!"The OC is no fun without the D." -Archie the prophet 

This time around, Archie and Zara are joined by Zara's sister, Natasha, to discuss depression, eating disorders, ADD, OCD, panic, death, and trauma. The fun stuff, mostly. As always, you'll get  1.Wallmart  2.The boy from Casper  3.Zara's Dad  4.The Little Drummer Boy PLUS: Did Zara and Natasha switch bodies while Natasha was still in utero?  Find out now!!! "The OC is no fun without the D." -Archie the prophet

The Depressive Episode

*For a couple of very important visuals, go to Instagram: @chaosmonsterpodcast* Archie and Zara are joined by renaissance man, Kaleb, to discuss his adventures as a performer on Only Fans. Inevitably, they often get sidetracked and explore other fascinating topics such as: the genus and species of foxes, the likelihood of Archie getting murdered, and the fictional Only Fans accounts of several Glee characters. Plus, when you listen to this episode you will receive some very exciting bonuses, such as:Loopholes: how to get into heaven even if you kill yourselfAt least 10 gasps from Kaleb and twice as many shrieks Archie and Kaleb's thorough reenactment of a scene from Glee (you're not gonna want to miss this)Real life spirals and main character momentsAND special cameos from both Archie and Zara's dogs You can follow Kaleb onTwitter: @KalebKevinsInstagram: @KalebKevins

*For a couple of very important visuals, go to Instagram: @chaosmonsterpodcast* Archie and Zara are joined by renaissance man, Kaleb, to discuss his adventures as a performer on Only Fans.  Inevitably, they often get sidetracked and explore other fascinating topics such as: the genus and species of foxes, the likelihood of Archie getting murdered, and the fictional Only Fans accounts of several Glee characters.  Plus, when you listen to this episode you will receive some very exciting bonuses, such as:<ul><li>Loopholes: how to get into heaven even if you kill yourself</li><li>At least 10 gasps from Kaleb and twice as many shrieks </li><li>Archie and Kaleb's thorough reenactment of a scene from Glee (you're not gonna want to miss this)</li><li>Real life spirals and main character moments</li><li>AND special cameos from both Archie and Zara's dogs </li></ul>You can follow Kaleb on Twitter: @KalebKevins Instagram: @KalebKevins

OnlyFans With Kaleb Kevins

In this cursed episode, Archie and Zara talk about what it means to be a slut, celebrate all kinds of debauchery, and give listeners permission to make mistakes, take [safe] chances, and leave their high school years in the past. While listening, keep in mind that we are proponents of 1. safe sex 2. consent 3. sleeping with your friends' teachers, apparentlyAlso, most importantly, please follow Zara's dog on tiktok @shilohlisbondoodle

In this cursed episode, Archie and Zara talk about what it means to be a slut, celebrate all kinds of debauchery, and give listeners permission to make mistakes, take [safe] chances, and leave their high school years in the past.  While listening, keep in mind that we are proponents of  1. safe sex  2. consent  3. sleeping with your friends' teachers, apparently Also, most importantly, please follow Zara's dog on tiktok @shilohlisbondoodle

Slut, Skank, and Other Compliments

Join us (Archie and Zara) as we explore what it means to be a friend, and when you know to get rid of the losers who don't deserve you. Zara's brilliant advice for making new friends: get a dog.Archie's brilliant advice for making new friends: get a better job in a town where your internet friends live.For so much more wisdom, listen now! 

Join us (Archie and Zara) as we explore what it means to be a friend, and when you know to get rid of the losers who don't deserve you.  Zara's brilliant advice for making new friends: get a dog. Archie's brilliant advice for making new friends: get a better job in a town where your internet friends live. For so much more wisdom, listen now!

That's Not Your Friend

Join us, Archie and Zara, as we rebrand as CHAOS MONSTER!Experiments in sobriety, sluttiness, and and getting the f*ck over your loser ex. What more could you possibly want from us?Are we qualified to give you advice? Eh, maybe. But you're here, so we all better make the best of it. xoA&amp;Z

Join us, Archie and Zara, as we rebrand as CHAOS MONSTER! Experiments in sobriety, sluttiness, and and getting the f*ck over your loser ex. What more could you possibly want from us? Are we qualified to give you advice? Eh, maybe. But you're here, so we all better make the best of it.  xo A&amp;Z

Your Ex is Trash

Archie and Zara are joined by Choreo and Cosplay Queen Tay BoBo to discuss England's second best girl group... LITTLE MIX!Cancel culture, slut shaming, black fishing, and cyber bulling...this episode is FUN.PLUS•A corset made out of skin?•Archie almost goes a whole episode without mentioning Walmart •Archie one again reviews his love for Devon Sawa, the man we all know as "Casper the ghost before he died of hypothermia or whatever." 

Archie and Zara are joined by Choreo and Cosplay Queen Tay BoBo to discuss England's second best girl group... LITTLE MIX! Cancel culture, slut shaming, black fishing, and cyber bulling...this episode is FUN. PLUS •A corset made out of skin? •Archie almost goes a whole episode without mentioning Walmart  •Archie one again reviews his love for Devon Sawa, the man we all know as "Casper the ghost before he died of hypothermia or whatever."

S2 E12: Little Mix

Miley Cyrus

Today, Archie and Zara are joined by writer NATHANAEL to discuss the woman Archie worships and serves...Miley Destiny Hope Cyrus! Buckle up for a wild (and raunchy) ride ranging from educational pop songs about rollercoasters and pizza that cuts itself, all the way to the everything you EVER needed to know about gay sex. And yes, enough Miley talk to push the episode into the one hour twenty minute range, the longest yet! Bonuses include: •Selena Gomez tries to break into Zara's room•Archie falls in love with The Little Drummer Boy•Nathanael steals the show •Lastly: Archie says "velour" instead of "volition" .... which feels fair. 

Today, Archie and Zara are joined by writer NATHANAEL to discuss the woman Archie worships and serves...Miley Destiny Hope Cyrus!  Buckle up for a wild (and raunchy) ride ranging from educational pop songs about rollercoasters and pizza that cuts itself, all the way to the everything you EVER needed to know about gay sex. And yes, enough Miley talk to push the episode into the one hour twenty minute range, the longest yet!  Bonuses include:  •Selena Gomez tries to break into Zara's room •Archie falls in love with The Little Drummer Boy •Nathanael steals the show  •Lastly: Archie says "velour" instead of "volition" .... which feels fair.

S2 E11 Miley Cyrus

Kristen Stewart

Archie and Zara are joined by actress and writer, Emily Robinson, to discuss vampire queen and gay icon Kristen Stewart. Listen as they cover her roles from Bella to Princess Diana, speculate what she'd be like playing a Batman villain, and hypothesize on the dynamics between her and Taylor Swift. PLUS•Zara encounters dramatic technical difficulties.•The Joker's face is ripped off and then he staples it back onto himself.•Archie talks about the moment Casper becomes a real boy. Again. 

Archie and Zara are joined by actress and writer, Emily Robinson, to discuss vampire queen and gay icon Kristen Stewart. Listen as they cover her roles from Bella to Princess Diana, speculate what she'd be like playing a Batman villain, and hypothesize on the dynamics between her and Taylor Swift.  PLUS •Zara encounters dramatic technical difficulties. •The Joker's face is ripped off and then he staples it back onto himself. •Archie talks about the moment Casper becomes a real boy. Again.

S2 E10: Kristen Stewart

Archie and Zara are joined by Emmy nominated podcaster, Grant Rutter, to discuss the only It Girl Zara really cares about and the only one Archie has yet to embrace (aside from Michelle Trachtenberg)...LANA DEL REY!Listen as Zara audibly and obviously sucks on a cough drop, Archie fails to be able to name a single Radiohead song, and Grant says intelligent, educated things such as the term "diametrically opposed." Seriously, though, Lana is a vibe and a mood and a lifestyle and a dream and a goddess and a poet and an angel and an icon and she WON'T NOT FUCK YOU THE FUCK UP.

Archie and Zara are joined by Emmy nominated podcaster, Grant Rutter, to discuss the only It Girl Zara really cares about and the only one Archie has yet to embrace (aside from Michelle Trachtenberg)...LANA DEL REY! Listen as Zara audibly and obviously sucks on a cough drop, Archie fails to be able to name a single Radiohead song, and Grant says intelligent, educated things such as the term "diametrically opposed."  Seriously, though, Lana is a vibe and a mood and a lifestyle and a dream and a goddess and a poet and an angel and an icon and she WON'T NOT FUCK YOU THE FUCK UP.

S2 E9: Lana Del Rey

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