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Ballots and Bottles

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Podcast by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi

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Podcast by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi

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Great podcast

By Yara.Addas - Apr 19 2019
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I mean, what other podcast has only 5-star reviews?!

Must subscribe

By Heather Monroe - Sep 12 2018
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Favorite podcast l, I feel like I know Lexi and Ellen, so funny

iTunes Ratings

49 Ratings
Average Ratings
49
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Great podcast

By Yara.Addas - Apr 19 2019
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I mean, what other podcast has only 5-star reviews?!

Must subscribe

By Heather Monroe - Sep 12 2018
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Favorite podcast l, I feel like I know Lexi and Ellen, so funny
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Ballots and Bottles

Latest release on Nov 08, 2019

The Best Episodes Ranked Using User Listens

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Rank #1: "Womp, Womp"

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We are back for another great week of news. Well, I suppose it's not a "great" week of news when we're talking about children in cages... but you get the point!

Ellen is drinking, Lexi isn't because she started a new workout program.

Most important, the ladies give their updates. Lexi shares her experience at the Ice Cream Museum and Ellen talks about her upcoming trip to Aruba. And then of course they cover the top headlines which primarily turns into a quick rundown of their opinions and then they spend the majority of the time talking about the migrant children being torn from their families. WTF?

As a friend of ours reminded us- "we like our children like we like our eggs. Cage Free".

Listen, review (PLEASE) follow us @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi and connect with us on Facebook & Instagram. New content. EVERY DAMN DAY!

Jun 22 2018

46mins

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Rank #2: Boots on the Stage with Stormy Daniels ft. Pete Blackburn

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This week the girls are joined by Pete Blackburn, in his house. They are drinking Daywrecker IPA and the reviews are not great….but it’s 10% abv and Extra American, and that’s all that matters.

They shake up this weeks format, each brining one story to talk about. Lexi wants to discuss Nike, Ellen talks anonymous leaks, and Pete talks Kanye’s vision for Pornhub.

Most importantly, we have Boots on the Ground from Stormi Daniels performance in Maine during her Make America Horny Again tour. Special shout out to our Producer and fearless leader, Leah Kaiher Williams and her guest (IDK if I can use his name) for the interview that will probably win us a Pulitzer.

Follow us @EllenFlem @LexiDussi @BallotsBottles, Insta @BallotsandBottles Our guest Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn and listen to his podcast Brunch

Sep 10 2018

56mins

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Rank #3: McCain: Senator, Hero, Smokeshow

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It’s an early morning for Ellen and Lexi this week. Strange timing this week led to a very early Monday morning recording. Ellen is drinking coffee….Folgers, with Silk Almond Milk. Lexi is drinking water…….Chrystal Geiser. Sorry guys, Lexi can’t drink before work and Ellen can’t drink before her dogs anal sacs are expressed.

They go through headlines, Lexi gives a lesson in impeachment and Ellen cries over McCain’s passing.

Follow us on twitter @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi, Instagram @BallotsandBottles and Facebook

Aug 30 2018

52mins

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Rank #4: The 69 Hour Shutdown...Shutting Down

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This week the ladies are discussing shutting down the shut down, unless the shutdown starts back up? These HQ Cuties are drinking Hot Toddy’s with Canadian Classic whiskey - it’ll kill your cold…and quite possible kill you with it being 80% and all. Ellen and Lexi also touch on Melania and Trumps anniversary, the Kentucky Shooting and Aly Raisman.

Special guest - Mr. Dussi

Follow and subscribe @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi

Jan 26 2018

54mins

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Rank #5: Speaking of the White House Correspondent Dinner...

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To go along with the theme of the week "free speech" (brought to you by the White House Correspondent's Dinner) we bring to you another week of unfiltered coverage of extremely serious subjects.

JK... this week we spend most of our time recapping what went down in the world of pop culture. For example did you know that Kim and Tristan unfollowed each other on social media and that Ronnie from Jersey shore is still in love with Sammi? Exactly. Listen! Also, this week Lexi gives a somewhat emotional review of the Handsmaid Tale and Ellen gives Michelle Wolfs act a run for its money. Tune in. Tell everyone you know. Except my mom. Don't tell my mom.

May 04 2018

41mins

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Rank #6: Just the Head

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With last weeks episode being long and heavy - the ladies take it easier this week with their topics. Lexi is unfortunately not in a full blown relationship with Ellen's brother, but they do recap their weekend together at Ellen's sisters wedding. The ladies then discuss Eminem, how people are calling Rihanna fat (mind blowing), give an update on Montana's election, and have a new segment called Ding Dong of the Day. Somehow Tamagotchis and Hit Clips are brought up in the mean time. Listen, subscribe, follow us at @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi

Jun 02 2017

49mins

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Rank #7: 2017 Wrap Up

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It’s the week between Christmas and NYE and the ladies start off on a somewhat depressed note - but things pick up! They are drinking Jas Des Vignes
2016 Rose, Alpes-de-Haute-Provence - which Lexi was given as a gift by a co-worker. They talk their New Years resolution, their depression, Roy Moore - give a Ding Dong of the Year and a Shout Out of the Day.

Follow @EllenFlem @LexiDussi @BallotsBottles and for the love of God give them a 5 star review.

Dec 29 2017

50mins

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Rank #8: Touchy Subjects

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It’s the week after Thanksgiving and we could die any second.

The ladies are drinking a Red Wine by 19 Wines - they give them a 4/5 - actually good!

Ellen follows up on her unexciting life and Lexi walks us through her trip to California, signs point she may be apart of the problem and not the solution to our next segment…Touchy Subject. Matt Lauer, Al Franken, some oger from public radio WHERE DOES IT END!? Actually, it may end with North Korea so nothing matters anyways.

Listen, review, subscribe, and guys Ballots and Bottles NEEDS REVIEWS

@BallotsandBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi

Dec 01 2017

50mins

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Rank #9: We're Back, Tax Reform is Done & UFO's are Real

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The ladies are BACK and better than ever - and by better than ever...kinda the same. They talk Touchy Subjects, news in 30 seconds, Tax Reform, and UFO's - all while talking about themselves throughout the entire podcast like true millennials.
Subscribe and THROW US A GOD DAMN REVIEW (5 Stars plz) Follow @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi

Dec 22 2017

54mins

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Rank #10: I've Got A Big Button...If You Know What I Mean

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I mean…why wouldn’t the leaders of two countries be making innuendos regarding their penis size…Right?! We are dropping a day early because Ellen has a snow day!

The ladies recorded this podcast Wed. January 3rd and are drinking Sam Adams Cold Snap, because well….they’re in a legit Cold Snap. Highly suggest buying it.

They discuss Kim Jong Un, Trump (duh) Logan Paul, Paris Hilton, and the craziest 21st Birthday you will ever hear went down.

Reviews have been slacking people - toss us a review (5 Stars Only) and Follow us on Twitter @BallotsBottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem and Instagram @BallotsAndBottles

Jan 04 2018

53mins

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Rank #11: Golden Globes & Sloppy Steve

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If we don’t talk about the Golden Globes did they really even happen? Yes. But like, we’re still going to give you our opinion, because what would the world be like without our opinions... AMIRIGHT?

In this episode, recorded on Wednesday, January 10th, the ladies breakdown the Golden Globes from their perspectives, while drinking in Lexi’s opinion the worlds worst wine- Big House Wine Co. 'Bootlegger Series - Lucky Luciano' Bootlegger White.

Also discussed is Fire and Fury the book newly released to personally victimize Trump. With that, the ladies of course talk more about Steve Bannon deemed by Trump as “Sloppy Steve”, a little bit about breightbart and fake news in general and of course they have to talk about Trumps day to day work schedule seems to have a lot of “executive time” for Trump to tug his “button”. That’s not a fact, but is anything really factual these days? Exactly.

Five star reviews, follows us on social media and as always spread the good word- to family, friends, distant relatives, neighbors you don’t really know.... honestly we don’t care who listens, we just care about how many listens we get. Thx.

@ballotsbottles @ellenflem @lexidussi

Jan 12 2018

56mins

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Rank #12: The Shutdown Shitshow

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Ellen and Lexi are both under the weather, so the podcast is a few days late this week. That being said - welcome to this weeks episode of Ballots and Bottles. The girls are drinking Sour Wench by Ballast Point, and they both highly suggest checking it out. They discuss Chicago, Tide Pods, Porn stars, and the US Government shutting down, but unlike DMX - not opening up shop. If you take anything away, its the thought provoking question of, “Would you rather have sex with a pig and no one ever finds out, or not have sex with a pig, but everyone thinks you did?” THESE ARE THE HARD QUESTIONS US JOURNALISTS ASK

Review, subscribe etc (GIVE US REVIEWS PEOPLE PLEASE) @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi

Jan 21 2018

58mins

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Rank #13: Roy Moore, Do Less

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Roy Moore….just do less. Guys are doing weird shit with their dicks again, just another week with a crazy shooting, and Kim Jong Un basically wants to kill Trump because he can’t accept the fact that hes ugly and fat - sad! Listen while Ellen and Lexi sip on hot apple cider with Apple Pie McGillicuddy’s and try to figure the world out. The girls have a Shout out and Ding Dong of the day and their usual life updates. Subscribe, review, follow @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi

Nov 17 2017

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Rank #14: The Russian Hunger Games

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It's Memorial Day weekend and the ladies have an extra long podcast to catch up on podcasting late this week. Lexi only cares about trying to marry into Ellen's family, and Ellen is stressing out o much that her spray tan is rejecting her. The ladies catch up on what they did lastweek, wedding plans, Comey, Russia, The Hunger Games, Evil Losers, Montana, Playboy models, and Melania's outfit choices. In a turn of events, Ellen defends President Trump and 1st lady Melania - not to mention gives them great PR ideas. Subscribe, Rate us FIVE STARS ONLY, and follow us on twitter @BallotsBottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem

May 29 2017

1hr 15mins

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Rank #15: State of the Podcast

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Like Jason DeRulo, Ellen is Ridin' Solo tonight. Lexi has the flu R.I.P. It is also her birthday - Happy Birthday Lexi!! Ellen covers the State of the Union address quickly, and then gives her State of the Podcast - Lexi's rebuttal will come when she is alive again

Follow us @EllenFlem @LexiDussi @BallotsandBottles Review and Subscribe!

Feb 02 2018

18mins

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Rank #16: Cast Your Ballots...and Bottles

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Welcome to this weeks episode of Ballots and Bottles. Lexi Dussi is holding the podcast together this week as Ellen Fleming tries to keep from being overcome with an illness (that is not the flu).

Lexi is drinking Blank Canvas’s Cabernet Sauvignon, giving it a 7.6. Ellen is drinking Simply Orange Orange Juice, no pulp.

They discuss themselves….then midterm elections, ballot question #1 in Massachusetts, and most importantly Idris Alba.

Listen, subscribe, review, tell a friend, tell someone you don’t like, tell whoever! Follow us @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi

Nov 08 2018

57mins

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Rank #17: The (gynecolo)gists about Kavanaugh

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Alright, we're not talking about Kavanaugh... Ok fine, we talk about him a little bit. But hardly! The ladies spend the majority of their time recapping their gynecologist appointments because while we can't prevent Brett from sitting on the Supreme Court, we can prevent cervical cancer.

As always, rate us and subscribe. Tell your friends, tell your fam, tell that guy at the grocery store who spends his time in the pasta sides aisle. That's a clear sign he's lonely and could use a good podcast.

Follow us @EllenFlem @LexiDuss @BallotsBottles on twitter and @BallotsandBottles on Instagram

Graphic content included- be advised.

Sep 29 2018

50mins

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Rank #18: Horse Dumps & President Trump

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Lexi lives! Ellen still thinks she died though. Anyways, they are unsure if its Go Red for Womens day or not, but they are drinking a red blend by Insurrection Wines - with 15% alcohol - Actually good! They catch up on them and then talk the State of the Union, Superbowl, #FreetheMomo, and the Government shutting down again.....Subscribe, listen and review

@LexiDussi @EllenFlem @BallotsandBottles

Feb 08 2018

52mins

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Rank #19: We Stand With Rand

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Well since the world is in perfect shape, Ellen and Lexi didn’t have anything to talk about...just kidding it’s going to shit. The ladies touch on the terror attack in NY, focus on the Sutherland Springs shooting, make an extremely uncomfortable transition to their Shout Out and Ding Dongs of the Day and then discuss famous neighbor feuds. Ellen thinks Pate is the same as Pad Thai, Lexi has rich people problems, and don’t forget their plead for some God Damn appreciation for those cheap t-shirts. REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW SUBSCRIBE FOLLOW @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi Email - BallotsandBottles@Gmail.com

Nov 10 2017

57mins

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Rank #20: Happy Thanksgiving Peas and Carrots

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Welcome to this week's episode of Ballots and Bottles. Lexi Dussi and Ellen Fleming are here on the most American of American Holidays(except July 4th, Veteran’s Day, Memorial Day, Presidents Day….ect) THANKSGIVING! They are talking about themselves, a dead rat, Lexi’s papus grocery shopping……and then Saudi Arabia, Nancy Pelosi and Trump’s latest pardon.

Lexi isn’t drinking….because she’s technically working. Ellen is drinking a mix drink of Apple Cider, Ginger Ale, Can-Apple, and Ole Smokey Apple Pie Moonshine - she highly suggests this for Thanksgiving dinner.

If you bring up Trump at your dinner table, make sure to get it on video and pass it along for content.

Make sure to check out their Thanksgivings on Instagram @BallotsandBottles and follow them on twitter @EllenFlem @LexiDussi

Listen, subscribe, review, tell a friend, tell someone you don’t like, tell whoever! Follow us @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi

Nov 22 2018

59mins

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