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I like this - feels like Comedy Bang Bang!

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21 Ratings
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If you listen to one...

By BeOneStepAhead - Mar 11 2016
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This show will make you want to hear more. Get ready for binge listening!

Cool improv podcast

By Jak528 - Mar 06 2016
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I like this - feels like Comedy Bang Bang!
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Rank #1: Silver Streak: Chapter 4, “Forget It Jim…”

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Pastor Clearwater returns on March 6th. In the meantime, get ready for the new season by diving into the world of Beavertail Detective, Jim Silvers.

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Silver Streak:
Chapter 4, Forget It Jim…

Jim Silvers goes into the sewers for the thrilling conclusion of Silver Streak. What will he find in the sewers? The Axe Man? The Pastor? Deborah Forrest? One thing is for sure, it will all end with an unoriginal and tired joke.

Created and Edited by Trevor Scott
Featuring Matthew Schott and Becky Granger

Mar 05 2017

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Rank #2: Silver Streak: Chapter 3, “The Axe Man Cometh”

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Pastor Clearwater returns on March 6th. In the meantime, get ready for the new season by diving into the world of Beavertail Detective, Jim Silvers.

https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/silverstreakep3final.mp3

Silver Streak:
Chapter 3, The Axe Man Cometh

Detective Jim Silvers takes up smoking, switches his focus to a different case, and obtains a tape from “The Axe Man.” There’s another PSA, too, if you’re into that kind of thing.

Created and Edited by Trevor Scott

Mar 04 2017

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Rank #3: Silver Streak: Chapter 2, “Lost In The Supermarket”

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Pastor Clearwater returns on March 6th. In the meantime, get ready for the new season by diving into the world of Beavertail Detective, Jim Silvers.

https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/silverstreakep2final.mp3

Silver Streak:
Chapter 2, Lost In The Supermarket

Detective Jim Silvers continues his hunt for any information about the missing Pastor. He starts looking at a supermarket and teaches us at home how to interrogate. There’s also a PSA.

Created and Edited by Trevor Scott
Featuring Mitchell McKenna

Mar 03 2017

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Rank #4: CCRH: Sermon-on-the-go, SPECIAL OFFER!!!

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THE PASTOR IS BACK THIS WEEK WITH A VERY SPECIAL OFFER!! THIS IS ONE EXCITING BARGAIN YOU AREN’T GOING TO WANT TO PASS UP!! YOU AREN’T GOING TO FIND SAVINGS LIKE THIS ANYWHERE ELSE IN TOWN!!! THOSE IN NEED OF TRANSPORTATION PLEASE LISTEN AND CONTACT THE PASTOR OR MYSELF IMMEDIATELY!!!! https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/ccrh-mini-car.mp3 BUT THATS NOT ALL WE HAVE ON OFFER THIS WEEK!! I HAVE A SPECIAL OFFER FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO TAKE THE TIME TO READ THROUGH THESE DESCRIPTIONS!!! I HAVE A BARELY USED KEYBOARD I AM LOOKING TO TRADE FOR A SIMILARLY USED KEYBOARD!!! IT WORKS PERFECTLY!!! THE ONLY DOWNSIDE IS THE CAPSLOCK KEY IS MISSING AND IS THUS FOR SOME REASON CONSTANTLY STUCK IN CAPSLOCK BUT ITS HARDLY NOTICEABLE!!! ALSO THE EXCLAMATION MARK KEY IS BROKEN AND WILL SOMETIMES ADD MORE EXCLAMATION MARKS THAN YOU INTEND TO END YOUR  SENTENCE WITH BUT WHO DOESN’T LOVE A COUPLE MORE EXCLAMATION MARKS!?!?!!!!! IT JUST SHOWS MORE ENTHUSIASM!!!! PLEASE CONTACT ME SOON I DESPERATELY NEED A NEW KEYBOARD THE ONLY OTHER KEYBOARD I HAVE AVAILABLE IS MISSING ALL NUMBER KEYS AND THE SPACEBAR!!! CONTACT SOON PLEASE PLEASE!!! -DON p.s.nevermindtheotherkeyboardisofficiallybrokenbutifyouareatallinterestedstillIamwillingtopartwithitfortwodollars.

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Aug 30 2016

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Rank #5: CCRH #3: PLEASE READ!!!

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Pastor,

PLEASE DO NOT SHOW THIS EMAIL TO ANYONE!!! Now that thats out of the way, for your next episode’s description just write something about how you had on that crazy woman from the PTA and her idiot lawyer and you talked about blah blah blah I don’t care.

More importantly, you posted my last email as the description for your last podcast. MY SISTER SAW THAT EMAIL PASTOR!!! I need you to explain to her that you were just kidding and that I didn’t write that email and that I don’t really have feelings for her. Once you’ve done that and this whole thing has settled down for a while I think I’ll finally get my chance. I bought the ring and…and I’m finally ready to settle down. I love her, Pastor. Now, granted we hadn’t spoken in about 10 years and this whole incident didn’t exactly help my relationship with her (or with my brother-in-law) but you can still make this good! Please, Pastor! Do the right thing. I can sill make this work!

Oh and I’ll be over later with my Robotech VHS tapes, but you gotta have the popcorn this time! I can’t buy it every time!

Best,
Don

P.S. Obviously this goes without saying but DO NOT POST THIS EMAIL!!! I MEAN IT PASTOR!!

https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/ccrh_3_edit1.mp3

Featuring Matthew Schott, Caroline Drew, and Ryan Barker

Created by Matthew Schott
Edited by Trevor Scott
Theme Music by Chris Callahan

Produced by Julia Katz, Chelsea Rugg, and Andrew Terrance Kaberline

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Apr 04 2016

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Rank #6: Pastor Clearwater’s Sermon-on-the-Go: Integrity

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Pastor Clearwater is back with his award-winning* Sermon-on-the-go series! Join the Pastor as he discusses a subject near and dear to his heart: Integrity. Find out how faith and integrity go hand in hand** and how you can live your life as a better person through the teachings of Pastor Clearwater*** https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/miniep2_edit1.mp3 *Pastor Clearwater has not yet received an award from this serivce but he expects to hear back from the council of podcast awards (COPA) any day now**** **Pastor Clearwater is not responsible for any injuries sustained while attempting to make faith and integrity join hands ***Pastor Clearwater’s teachings are not guaranteed to make you a better person ****We have just been informed that COPA is not a real organization. Forms have been submitted to the Beavertail office of public affairs so we can create it and give ourselves that award***** *****Those forms have been denied.

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Mar 21 2016

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Rank #7: CCRH #2: RE: A Misunderstanding

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Pastor, I think there was a bit of a mix-up with the last podcast you put out. I wasn’t saying that you should just copy and paste the e-mail I had sent you and use that for the episode description. Having the entirety of an e-mail from me as a description is just going to confuse people. That being said, regarding your next podcast you should call it something like “A COUPLE OF FRIENDS STOP BY!” and in the description talk about how you meet with local restaurateur, Juan Churita and Trey McDaniels of Trey McDaniels used cars and auto parts. Again, I must make this clear, DO NOT MAKE THIS THE ACTUAL DESCRIPTION. PLEASE DO NOT SHARE THIS EMAIL WITH ANYONE!!!!  I know writing podcast descriptions is hard but I know you can do it! On an unrelated note,I really have to thank you for that advice you were giving me about my sister. I think i’m finally gonna tell her how I feel. Thanks again Pastor! All the best, Don https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/ccrh_ep2_final.mp3

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Featuring Matthew Schott, Nate Betancourt, and Chris Callahan

Created by Matthew Schott
Edited by Trevor Scott
Theme Music by Chris Callahan

Produced by Julia Katz, Chelsea Rugg, and Andrew Terrance Kaberline

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Mar 07 2016

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Rank #8: Pastor Clearwater’s Mailbag #1

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Too busy to stop in to church every Sunday? Pastor Clearwater has got you covered with the first in his brand new “Sermon-on-the-go” series.

In the first of these shorts, Pastor Clearwater answers a touching letter from a young boy seeking guidance. Take a listen and maybe you too will find yourself inspired while you drive.

***Although as a legal note, no matter how compelled you may feel to “let Jesus take the wheel”, The Revival Church issues this stern reminder that Jesus was alive in a time WITHOUT CARS and thus does not know how to operate one. Any damages to persons and or property due to Jesus’ negligence while driving are not the fault of Pastor Clearwater or The Revival Church***

https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cchr_mini_01.mp3

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Feb 22 2016

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Rank #9: CCRH #1: RE: What to name my first Podcast

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Pastor,

I got your email about your podcast. I think thats great that you want to do one! I’d be more than happy to help you come up with a name for your first episode. Why not, “Meet Pastor Clearwater!” or “Police, Chiropractor, Dog-Walker” In terms of a description for the episode, thats pretty simple. Just copy and paste this:

“Pastor Creedence Clearwater of the Revival Church debuts his podcast investigating the small town of Beavertail, Nebraska. His guests include homicide detective Jim Silvers, chiropractor and affluent man Ryan Parsons, and dog-walker Norman Whittler. They discuss numbers, scary music, and try to get to the bottom of the cold case of missing person Deborah Forrest!”

That should serve pretty well as a description on iTunes. As for your previous Email, I don’t think I have the capacity, nor do I think its ethical to edit John Grisham‘s voice to have him promoting your podcast. I don’t even think it would boost numbers that much as I don’t think many people know what he sounds like. Let me know if you have any other Podcasting/Sound Editing questions.

Best,
Don

P.S. Please do not copy and paste this entire email and use it for the episode description.

https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ccrh-101.mp3

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Featuring Matthew Schott, Trevor Scott, Will Jennings, and Alex Garretson

Created by Matthew Schott
Edited by Trevor Scott
Theme Music by Chris Callahan

Produced by Julia Katz, Chelsea Rugg, and Andrew Terrance Kaberline

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Feb 14 2016

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Rank #10: CCRH: See Matt Schott at the PIT Loft!

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Matthew Schott, the man behind CCRH and the voice of Pastor Clearwater, has a BRAND NEW one-man improv performance, THE SAGA OF THE SHINING EMBLEM, that will have its world premiere Friday March 2nd, 2018 at 10:30pm at The PIT Loft! Matt recently appeared on the Pro Wrestling Podcast Much Ado About Wrestling, to talk about his new show, and give an audio run through of it.

https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2018/02/ccrh-shiningemblem.mp3

Tickets are $8, and you can purchase them by clicking on the above image!

THE SAGA OF THE SHINING EMBLEM – Chapter VII: The Legend of Destiny:

You are no longer in the world you know. You have stepped into the Hall of Heroes, a place where all the greatest tales of adventure throughout all space and time are kept! Guided by the enigmatic and charismatic Archivist, one lucky audience member will have the chance to take part in the greatest story ever told “The Saga of the Shining Emblem: Chapter VII: The Legend of the Destiny”. Its a choose-your-own-adventure where anything and everything can happen based on the whims and choices of the audience/hero of the evening! One actor, One audience member, endless adventure! All accompanied by a live score!

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Feb 28 2018

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Rank #11: CCRH #17: Lawyer

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Pastor Clearwater,

It has come to my attention that your time at the Beavertail Historical Society has come to a firey end. It would appear we need to, once again, find a new placement for you. This time, I have an idea that I believe should suit your particular skill set.

Its well known that you famously defended yourself in your trial, successfully even. Therefore we would like you to act as a public defender for the city of Beavertail as the city currently has 0 lawyers and many, many outstanding trials.

We will start you out with an easy one, a simple B & E revolving around a stolen trading card. Wayne Lisby from Crumdon will be once again coming into town to serve as prosecutor and you will be arguing before the honorable Wayne Cartwright.

I would very much like to come into work without hearing you have somehow lead to another location burning down.

-Ethel Laharl

Featuring
Matthew Schott, Alex Garretson, and Dylan James Amick

Pictured; One of the members of the Jury

Created by Matthew Schott
Edited by Trevor Scott
Theme Music by Chris Callahan

Produced by Julia Katz, Chelsea Rugg, and Andrew Terrance Kaberline

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Sep 25 2017

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Rank #12: CCRH Mini: Choose Your Own Adventure Audiobook

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While the Pastor prepares for another new job as part of his community service, he tries to knock out a few more hours by testing his skills as an audiobook narrator.

https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/ccrh_adventure_1.mp3

Listen as the Pastor guides you through a spooky new interactive audiobook from the good people at Industrial Illusions. Listen at your own risk!*

*Note: This is not a cute way to hype the product. There are in fact real and serious legal consequences to each and every person who uses their free will to decide to listen and partake in this audiobook

  • Don

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Jun 26 2017

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Rank #13: CCRH #16: Museum Tour Guide

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Pastor Clearwater,

It has come to my attention that your time in the employment of the local bowling alley has come to an end. I thought that you could keep yourself out of trouble at such a simple job but it appears I gave you too much credit. I spoke with the alley and apparently you impeached the religious freedoms of the patrons? A bad crime for a pastor’s rap-sheet.

Nevertheless I have found work that I believe will better suit your particular, presentational skill set. The Beavertail Historical Society is looking for a new tour-guide for their interactive tours through Beavertail history. I have secured this position for you to work off your remaining 11 weeks community service. Please, please try to stay out of trouble.

If it is difficult to reach me over the next week it is because I will be out of the office on very private business. Please do not inquire about this further, and please try to at least keep this job until I return.

Best Regards,
Ethel Laharl

Featuring
Matthew Schott, Matthew Ipshaw, and Tyler Weaver

Created by Matthew Schott
Edited by Trevor Scott
Theme Music by Chris Callahan

Produced by Julia Katz, Chelsea Rugg, and Andrew Terrance Kaberline

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Apr 10 2017

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Rank #14: An Introduction to Pastor Creedence Clearwater of the Revival Church

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In anticipation of his podcast debut on Sunday, here’s a message from Pastor Creedence Clearwater himself, and a few words from his sound engineer, Don.

https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ccrhfinalad.mp3

Hello people of Beavertail,

Pastor Creedence Clearwater, from the Revival Church is launching a brand new podcast. He sent me over an ad to play in order to “get people more excited than that time the Hostess truck accidentally delivered two extra boxes of snowballs to the gas station”

The files he sent were…difficult to manage to say the least, but i’m pretty sure I got the audio file he wanted to have played as an advertisement.

Please join us this Sunday for the official launch of the Creedence Clearwater Revival Hour. Pastor Clearwater will be holding a special fundraising event in honor of the launch, at his church from 9AM to 9:45AM.

It’ll be held in the Church Parking lot, as Pastor Clearwater is still awaiting the new set of church keys to come back from the hardware store. If you’d like to stop on by, he’ll be playing the podcast from his car speakers and serving grilled cheese sandwiches. Please BYOB (bring your own bread).

Any and all donations will be accepted and are encouraged.

Thanks and enjoy the podcast!

-Don, The Sound Engineer

Feb 11 2016

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Rank #15: State Of The Podcasts Address- Tuesday Thoughts

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Podcast Head Honcho, Andrew Terrance Kaberline addresses the listeners about the changes in the podcasts, and the launch of new episodes on February 14th.

You can listen to the audio version of the address, or you can read it in text form

https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/stateofthepod.mp3

Andrew addresses why we do podcasts (1:15), what we learned from year one (2:20), and what we are going to bring you this year (4:25)

THE STATE OF THE PODCASTS ADDRESS:

Hello podcast listeners all around the world! This is Andrew Terrance Kaberline, Critical Point Theatre ensemble member, and CPT Broadcasting Podcast Head Honcho. Thank you, as always, for listening in.

February 14th is coming up, and you know what that means? Well, yes, Valentine’s Day, but it also marks one year of CPT Broadcasting. It’s our one year anniversary, what did you get us?

Just joking. Having you listen is a gift enough. We did get something for you though, and that’s four new episodes of our podcasts dropping simultaneously. We do it because we love you, and  because we love podcasts too.

February 14th, we will have new episodes of our podcasts,
including the award-winning anthology series, The Grayscale, Sunday Night Supper, SJW, and a new show we are very excited about, The Creedence Clearwater Revival Hour.

Why Podcasts?

At Critical Point, we want to create art that pushes beyond the boundaries of storytelling, and crosses media as if we’re passing through states of matter. We want the podcasts to inform our theatrical shows, and vice versa. This year it is a goal to connect the social identities of our various projects to help you, our listeners and viewers, to experience and enjoy our work on a larger level.

What does that mean? That means you will see crossovers and tie-ins, aiming at a larger Critical Point Universe. We want the story to go beyond the stage, the recording booth, the page. We want it to continue into your homes. A great example of this work is our twitter fiction story that debuted last week revolving around The Grayscale character, the Voice Inside Your Head. We told a story about his work life using Twitter as our stage, and the story will continue sonically on The Grayscale Podcast. This is just a taste of the kind of expansion we hope to bring you.

What Did We Learn In Year One?

We learned what worked and what didn’t work. We decided to go all-in on a medium that we had no experience working in, and we learned how to adapt. The proof is in the pudding. If you don’t believe me, just go listen to our first few podcasts last year compared to our season finales. We became better mechanics, technically improving the listening experience and recording efficiency. We became better painters, gaining confidence in how to best tell a story through sound. And in a way, we became better Morticians, since some of our podcasts didn’t make it to year two.

This Is_ was the first to officially be cancelled. The show was ambitious in idea and scope, and with limitations of time, resources, and quite frankly, our understanding of how to go about doing a show like that, we were not able to reach the quality we had hoped.

Something Old, Something New has been put on hiatus. This is not a decision based on the effort of Matthew Schott, who was a wonderful showrunner. Matt did a fantastic job at tweaking the format of the show throughout its run, and the quality improved. While SOSN will be on hiatus, there is still the possibility to have special episodes released on the CPT feed throughout the year, such as Matt’s recent “year-end review” Tuesday Thoughts.

Here’s The Word has also been put on hiatus. We love poetry and we love the contributions of Matthew Kaberline. This decision is more of a result of busy work schedules and a type of show that doesn’t fit directly into the mission of Critical Point. There are talks of continuing HTW independent of CPT, and once more information is known, we will share it with you.

What We Have In Store This Year

Lots of new and original stories, all starting on February 14th. Last year, we learned how to make audio stories, this year we want to learn how to make them better.

Before, our aim was to just release as much content as possible. We are still going to release a lot of content this year, but there will be a finer focus on the quality of each episode we release.

We have four shows currently in production, and each will have their own iTunes RSS feed. We will also continue to have the overall Critical Point Theatre iTunes feed. This will include all episodes of each of our podcasts, as well as special podcast updates not under any particular show banner. I will continue to be your Head Honcho, and Chelsea Rugg will continue as Podcast Production Manager.

The Grayscale enters season 2. This season, the choice is ours, as The Voice Inside Your Head continues to investigate human behavior through an unusual lens. This season will include ten episodes, released on the first of each month. While we will bring back many of the writers and actors who made season one so special, we will continue to strive to bring at least one new voice each episode. Dylan James Amick will continue as showrunner.

Social Justice Warrior will continue where it left off in 2015, and explore culture gone viral when it comes to feminism and activism. The format of the show will continue to evolve, combining interviews, reporting, and editorial-like commentary. The show will continue with a new episode each month. Julia Katz will continue as showrunner.

Sunday Night Supper will be back, shedding the restraint of any “season” labeling, and will continue moving forward. New storytellers will be heard, new topics explored, and new formats will exist. There will be a combination of personal stories, narrative stories, and even some montages. SNS will air episodes every other Sunday. There will be roughly 20 new episodes this year, and some re-broadcasts of old episodes, with updates and new content included. I will continue as showrunner.

Creedence Clearwater Revival Hour is our newest addition. A
n improv-based look at the fictional town of Beavertail, Nebraska, and its kooky inhabitants, led by the always desperate Pastor Creedence Clearwater of the Revival Church, no relation to the band. Fans of shows like Comedy Bang Bang, Parks and Rec, or Welcome To Nightvale, will enjoy the humor and world-building, as every detail spoken about the town becomes canon. There will be a full episode on the first Monday of each month, and a mini-sode on the third Monday. Matthew Schott will act as showrunner.

That’s what we have in store for you all this year. Thank you for listening, and please remember to subscribe to the shows on iTunes, and tune in on February 14th to make it a happy Valentine’s Day for all!

Goodnight!

Feb 09 2016

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CCRH: See Matt Schott at the PIT Loft!

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Matthew Schott, the man behind CCRH and the voice of Pastor Clearwater, has a BRAND NEW one-man improv performance, THE SAGA OF THE SHINING EMBLEM, that will have its world premiere Friday March 2nd, 2018 at 10:30pm at The PIT Loft! Matt recently appeared on the Pro Wrestling Podcast Much Ado About Wrestling, to talk about his new show, and give an audio run through of it.

https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2018/02/ccrh-shiningemblem.mp3

Tickets are $8, and you can purchase them by clicking on the above image!

THE SAGA OF THE SHINING EMBLEM – Chapter VII: The Legend of Destiny:

You are no longer in the world you know. You have stepped into the Hall of Heroes, a place where all the greatest tales of adventure throughout all space and time are kept! Guided by the enigmatic and charismatic Archivist, one lucky audience member will have the chance to take part in the greatest story ever told “The Saga of the Shining Emblem: Chapter VII: The Legend of the Destiny”. Its a choose-your-own-adventure where anything and everything can happen based on the whims and choices of the audience/hero of the evening! One actor, One audience member, endless adventure! All accompanied by a live score!

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Feb 28 2018

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CCRH #17: Lawyer

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Pastor Clearwater,

It has come to my attention that your time at the Beavertail Historical Society has come to a firey end. It would appear we need to, once again, find a new placement for you. This time, I have an idea that I believe should suit your particular skill set.

Its well known that you famously defended yourself in your trial, successfully even. Therefore we would like you to act as a public defender for the city of Beavertail as the city currently has 0 lawyers and many, many outstanding trials.

We will start you out with an easy one, a simple B & E revolving around a stolen trading card. Wayne Lisby from Crumdon will be once again coming into town to serve as prosecutor and you will be arguing before the honorable Wayne Cartwright.

I would very much like to come into work without hearing you have somehow lead to another location burning down.

-Ethel Laharl

Featuring
Matthew Schott, Alex Garretson, and Dylan James Amick

Pictured; One of the members of the Jury

Created by Matthew Schott
Edited by Trevor Scott
Theme Music by Chris Callahan

Produced by Julia Katz, Chelsea Rugg, and Andrew Terrance Kaberline

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Sep 25 2017

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CCRH Mini: Choose Your Own Adventure Audiobook

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While the Pastor prepares for another new job as part of his community service, he tries to knock out a few more hours by testing his skills as an audiobook narrator.

https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/ccrh_adventure_1.mp3

Listen as the Pastor guides you through a spooky new interactive audiobook from the good people at Industrial Illusions. Listen at your own risk!*

*Note: This is not a cute way to hype the product. There are in fact real and serious legal consequences to each and every person who uses their free will to decide to listen and partake in this audiobook

  • Don

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Jun 26 2017

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CCRH #16: Museum Tour Guide

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https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/ep3_edit1.mp3

Pastor Clearwater,

It has come to my attention that your time in the employment of the local bowling alley has come to an end. I thought that you could keep yourself out of trouble at such a simple job but it appears I gave you too much credit. I spoke with the alley and apparently you impeached the religious freedoms of the patrons? A bad crime for a pastor’s rap-sheet.

Nevertheless I have found work that I believe will better suit your particular, presentational skill set. The Beavertail Historical Society is looking for a new tour-guide for their interactive tours through Beavertail history. I have secured this position for you to work off your remaining 11 weeks community service. Please, please try to stay out of trouble.

If it is difficult to reach me over the next week it is because I will be out of the office on very private business. Please do not inquire about this further, and please try to at least keep this job until I return.

Best Regards,
Ethel Laharl

Featuring
Matthew Schott, Matthew Ipshaw, and Tyler Weaver

Created by Matthew Schott
Edited by Trevor Scott
Theme Music by Chris Callahan

Produced by Julia Katz, Chelsea Rugg, and Andrew Terrance Kaberline

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Apr 10 2017

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CCRH #15: Bowling Commentator

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https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/ep_2_edit1.mp3 Pastor Clearwater, It has come to my attention that there was yet another tragedy in the halls of John Wilkes Booth Secular Academy for Grades K-12. Unfortunately it would seem your former superior and Lunch Czar was actually notorious Russian gangster (NAME REDACTED). The majority of the crimes committed that day have been added to her rap-sheet and a nation-wide woman-hunt has begun.   In the meantime I must continue my work. Due to a loop-hole in our system, your one day at the academy does in fact count as a full-work week so you have 12 weeks of community service remaining. I’ve decided to assign you to the town’s bowling alley until I can come up with a better, more “legitimate occupation”. Find something to do with yourself and please stay out of trouble. I get enough of that at home! LOL! Please disregard that last sentence.

Best Regards,

Ethel Laharl

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Matthew Schott, Tyler Weaver, and Matthew Ipshaw
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Richie Pepio and Becky Granger

Created by Matthew Schott
Edited by Trevor Scott
Theme Music by Chris Callahan

Produced by Julia Katz, Chelsea Rugg, and Andrew Terrance Kaberline

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Apr 03 2017

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CCRH: In Memoriam

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In light of the recent woes at the newspaper, the Pastor takes on the responsibility of reading a backlog of missed obituaries from Beavertail.

https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/ccrh_obitiuary_1.mp3

Listen as the Pastor pays tribute to a number of fallen townspeople (incidentally, many of whom have appeared on this program).

The Pastor will be organizing a “catch-all vigil” for the deceased, to be held right outside of the previous church (Now Jay Carmichael-owned skate park). The vigil will include the traditional throwing of rocks at a building (the skate park) while traditionally chanting “Jay Sucks. Pastor Rules.” The date of this event will be determined soon.

Join us for these tasteful tributes… largely tasteful due to the passing ice cream truck during the recording.

  • Don

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Mar 20 2017

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CCRH #14: Lunch Man

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Pastor Clearwater,

My name is Ethel Laharl, I’m the social worker assigned to your case. As you know, your official sentence was 13 weeks community service for the crimes of “Name Lying” and “Baring False Witness Upon name of the Church”. You are therefor going to be given a job here in town which you shall work at in order to pay your debt to the town of Beavertail.

https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/ccrh14.mp3

Since you have experience working with people of all ages I have decided to assign you to the John Wilkes Booth Secular Academy for Grades K-12. Due to recent tragic events, they have found themselves short one cafeteria worker. You shall be filling in for this position. Your official title will be that of Lunch Man.

You will be trained on the job by the current working Lunch Woman and are to do exactly what you are told. Its my understanding that you can be a bit of a trouble maker to I ask that you please just keep your head down, serve the lunch and make this next 15 weeks easy on us both, ok? Please contact me if you have any questions regarding your employment.

Yours,

Ethel Laharl

Beavertail Department of Social Services 

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Alison Wien, Matthew Schott, Richie Pepio, and Becky Granger.

Created by Matthew Schott
Edited by Trevor Scott
Theme Music by Chris Callahan

Produced by Julia Katz, Chelsea Rugg, and Andrew Terrance Kaberline

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Mar 06 2017

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Silver Streak: Chapter 4, “Forget It Jim…”

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Pastor Clearwater returns on March 6th. In the meantime, get ready for the new season by diving into the world of Beavertail Detective, Jim Silvers.

https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/jim-final2.mp3

Silver Streak:
Chapter 4, Forget It Jim…

Jim Silvers goes into the sewers for the thrilling conclusion of Silver Streak. What will he find in the sewers? The Axe Man? The Pastor? Deborah Forrest? One thing is for sure, it will all end with an unoriginal and tired joke.

Created and Edited by Trevor Scott
Featuring Matthew Schott and Becky Granger

Mar 05 2017

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Silver Streak: Chapter 3, “The Axe Man Cometh”

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Pastor Clearwater returns on March 6th. In the meantime, get ready for the new season by diving into the world of Beavertail Detective, Jim Silvers.

https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/silverstreakep3final.mp3

Silver Streak:
Chapter 3, The Axe Man Cometh

Detective Jim Silvers takes up smoking, switches his focus to a different case, and obtains a tape from “The Axe Man.” There’s another PSA, too, if you’re into that kind of thing.

Created and Edited by Trevor Scott

Mar 04 2017

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Silver Streak: Chapter 2, “Lost In The Supermarket”

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Pastor Clearwater returns on March 6th. In the meantime, get ready for the new season by diving into the world of Beavertail Detective, Jim Silvers.

https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/silverstreakep2final.mp3

Silver Streak:
Chapter 2, Lost In The Supermarket

Detective Jim Silvers continues his hunt for any information about the missing Pastor. He starts looking at a supermarket and teaches us at home how to interrogate. There’s also a PSA.

Created and Edited by Trevor Scott
Featuring Mitchell McKenna

Mar 03 2017

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Silver Streak: Chapter 1, “The Hunt Begins”

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Pastor Clearwater returns on March 6th. In the meantime, get ready for the new season by diving into the world of Beavertail Detective, Jim Silvers.

https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/silverstreakep1final.mp3

Silver Streak:
Chapter 1, The Hunt Begins

Detective Jim Silvers takes over the reigns of the podcast in the absence of Pastor Creedence Clearwater (Creekwater?). Jim recruits future junior detectives, sets his sights on finding the pastor, reads a letter from “The Axe Man” and delivers a Public Service Announcement.

Created and Edited by Trevor Scott

Mar 02 2017

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CCRH #13: Can We Talk?

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Hey Everyone,

I realize I’ve neglected to actually tell you what’s going on in these episodes and accidentally been posting my emails instead. That ends now.

In the Season Finale, The Pastor invites the rest of the religious figures from the town over for an old-fashioned “Pastor-Off.” Things become tense. Someone might lose their church. Someone might lose their life. An old mystery might be solved.- Don’s Editor Note

Now that I’ve got that out of the way, I have one more email to share with you all!

https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/ccrh-finale-edit2.mp3 Don,

Wow. What a year its been ‘huh? First off, I really just need to apologize for how I’ve treated you this year. I’ve been incredibly distant and once you dropped that bombshell earlier on…well it shook me. But I’m gonna make up for all the time we’ve lost this year by being honest with you now.

Things weren’t great with Todd before then end. We were fighting a lot, we stopped sleeping in the same room and eventually he just started seeing other people. I knew and I didn’t stop him because I wanted him to fall in love with someone else, I wanted him to find happiness elsewhere because I knew we couldn’t find it together. Whenever we were in the same room I just felt, distracted, like my mind….my heart was elsewhere.

I know where it was now, Don. I’m ready to admit what I wasn’t ready to say all those months ago. I think…I think I have feelings for you too. You are the only person who ever really “got” me, you know? And that book you wrote? That was hilarious, Don. It was exactly my sense of humor, the exact thing Todd never understood about me. He wrote 50 best selling detective novels to try and connect with me and your hastily-written, spelling-error-filled manuscript understood me better than he ever could.

This is going to sound bad but…when Todd passed, I felt…relief. Like I could finally start all over…all over with you. I knew you had nothing to do with it, I know your soul, Don. Its gentle and passionate. I’ve always loved that about you. I know this is completely crazy but seeing all the things you’ve done this year and watching your friend Pastor Clearwater defend you so passionately in that courtroom it just…it just really woke something up in me and I’m ready to explore that if you are.

What do you say, little brother? Do you want to meet for coffee and see if we can figure this thing out, together?

With love, Margot

Featuring Matthew Schott, Becky Granger, Alex Garretson, and Ollie Corchado
With appearances from Isaac Miller and Amelia Dudley 

Created by Matthew Schott
Edited by Trevor Scott
Theme Music by Chris Callahan

Produced by Julia Katz, Chelsea Rugg, and Andrew Terrance Kaberline

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Dec 28 2016

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CCRH #12: NOT GUILTY!

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The trial of the century, The People vs. Donald Falcom, has come to a close. As per Beavertail tradition, the all-female jury returned from their delibirations at the Beavertail Holiday Inn’s special Jury Delibiration chamber and spa, to announce their verdict.

https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/ccrh-scary-stories_edit2.mp3

After weeks of debate and arguments from the Defense, Beavertail’s own Pastor Creedence Clearwater and Crumdon’s Lawyer of the Year, Michael Davenport, the Jury has found Donald “not guilty” on the charges of murder, conspiracy to commit murder, waffle-theft, and bad-murder thoughts.

The much talked about trial reached a turning-point last week when Pastor Clearwater’s “Court Filibuster technique” of reading the entirety of Hiromu Arakawa’s landmark manga series “Full Metal Alchemist”, (complete with descriptions of each image and commentary) was interrupted by a shocking revelation from the morgue. The cause of death, initially thought to be a stabbing with thousands of tiny knives, was revealed to be snake venom. Shortly there-after the security tapes of the Denny’s parking lot revealed that Donald had a brief conversation with the victim, Todd Sinnoh, where-in he apologized profusely for “trying to get in the way of his true love’s happiness” and Mr. Sinnoh replied with “I hope you get bit by thousands of venomous snakes you horrible man”. Donald then fled the scene in tears before a cruel irony befell Mr Sinnoh and he was swarmed by thousands of venomous snakes that had flooded the streets of Beavertail. While managing to fight off some of them, Mr. Sinnoh stumbled off into the woods where he succumbed to his wounds. The tapes were truly damning for the prosecution who responded with “well, this sucks. Oh well, I give up.” and proceeded to leave the courtroom. Mr. Davenport could not be reached for comment.

When asked why he did not think to review the security tape sooner, Detective Jim Silvers, head of the investigation replied with “It didn’t seem too important at the time.” Donald Falcon, now a free-man, has returned to his job assisting Pastor Clearwater with his podcast “The Creedence Clearwater Revival Hour”.

Featuring Matthew Schott, Isaac Miller, and Amelia Dudley
With appearances from Eric Austin, Rebecca Bassell, and Ollie Corchado

Created by Matthew Schott
Edited by Trevor Scott
Theme Music by Chris Callahan

Produced by Julia Katz, Chelsea Rugg, and Andrew Terrance Kaberline

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Dec 12 2016

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CCRH #11: The Trial of the Century!

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The town of Beavertail has been rocked a PTA election that left 26 people dead, a snake infestation and an animal uprising but now its about about to face the biggest thing It’s seen all year: A trial.

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Donald Falcon, local podcast engineer is facing murder charges after the body of his brother-in-law, one Todd Sinnoh was found last month. After a lengthy investigation by BTPD, Donald was found at his place of residence. Apparently the police had neglected to check there, assuming he had made some kind of break for it. After Dustin Sanford tragically lost his life in the Overstreet Riots, our town has been lawyer-less, although up to this point all matters of dispute have been settled by trials by combat so it hasn’t really been an issue. All that is about to change since Donald has outright refused to fight reigning champion Sharon Overstreet, opting instead for a old fashion or “talk-’em-out” trial.

Donald will be represented by his friend, local pastor Creedence Clearwater, whereas the people are bringing in Crumdon’s biggest hotshot lawyer, Michael Davenport. At this time Donald has been released on bail and the trial is expected to begin as soon as he passes his Voight-Kampff Test, proving his isn’t an android replica of the actual defendant, as per Beavertail Law. Stay tuned to The Beavertail Bugle for more on the story as it develops…by which we mean please keep subscribing to this paper. We really need to keep the newspaper industry alive in this town. Newspapers serve a lot of functions you know. Now that you are done reading this article, you could wrap a birthday present in this paper! Or line your bird cage! Maybe make a hat? Please. We need your business.

Featuring Matthew Schott, Rebecca Bassell, and Eric Austin,
with Trevor Scott

Created by Matthew Schott
Edited by Trevor Scott
Theme Music by Chris Callahan

Produced by Julia Katz, Chelsea Rugg, and Andrew Terrance Kaberline

For more from Eric Austin, check out his short form improv team, Rufus Khan!

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Nov 02 2016

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CCRH: Pastor Clearwater’s Sermon-on-the-go #4- Education

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Strap-in, ladies and gentlemen. The recording you are about to hear is from an ACTUAL classroom. https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/ccrh-mini-subsitute.mp3 Beavertail Middle School has become the first of what is sure to be tens of hundreds of schools taking part in a brand new audio-substitute teacher program the Pastor and I created. Using an incredibly life-like child-based recording device made from a sack of hay and a photograph from Getty Images, I was able to sneak a microphone into Mrs. Stacy Johto’s 1st period History Class. Take a listen at the way the Pastor’s recording completely commands the room and instills the youngsters of that class with a kind of Dead Poets Society-esc fervor to learn! To order your own specialty recording, please contact the Revival Church in person as our Mail Box has yet to be returned. -Don

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Sep 27 2016

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CCRH #10: URGENT ALERT

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ATTENTION BEAVERTAIL! This is an urgent news bulletin. The body of local resident and best selling author, Todd Sinnoh was discovered this morning in the Murasaki Woods two miles south of the Main Street Denny’s.

https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/ccrh-ep9-edit3-1.mp3

The body was discovered last night at 2am by local high school students Bobby Burt and Ashley Apples who were having a late night bible study in the woods. The two innocent teens stumbled onto the body which they described as “totally gross” and “not cool” before adding “ew.” According to the Beavertail PD, the time of death seemed to be sometime between two days ago and possibly two years ago. They did inform us that the former is much more likely but that its too early in the case to rule out anything. Mr Sinnoh was wearing the same disheveled suit he was last seen wearing and police say it appeared as though he had had an intense argument with someone very recently. He had on his person, $12,000 in unmarked bills, a copy of a bizarrely erotic manuscript written by his brother-in-law and a waffle from the Denny’s shoved into his pocket (although those close to the victim have informed us that this was not out of character for him). The police have determined the cause of death to be somewhere in the neighborhood of 20 stab-wounds to his lower torso, arms, legs and chest or the poison that seemed to be in his system based on the purple-ish hue of his face… The prevailing theory at the BTPD is that this was a suicide in which he stabbed himself 20 times with various tiny knives before succumbing to his wounds and possibly a poisoned waffle, however they aren’t ruling out some form of foul play. If you have any information on anyone who may have had a quarrel with Mr. Sinnoh, access for 20 small knives or means with which to poison a waffle, please contact the BTPD as soon as possible!

Featuring Matthew Schott, Becky Granger, and Dylan James Amick,
with Isaac Allen Miller

Created by Matthew Schott
Edited by Trevor Scott
Theme Music by Chris Callahan

Produced by Julia Katz, Chelsea Rugg, and Andrew Terrance Kaberline

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Sep 13 2016

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CCRH: Sermon-on-the-go, SPECIAL OFFER!!!

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THE PASTOR IS BACK THIS WEEK WITH A VERY SPECIAL OFFER!! THIS IS ONE EXCITING BARGAIN YOU AREN’T GOING TO WANT TO PASS UP!! YOU AREN’T GOING TO FIND SAVINGS LIKE THIS ANYWHERE ELSE IN TOWN!!! THOSE IN NEED OF TRANSPORTATION PLEASE LISTEN AND CONTACT THE PASTOR OR MYSELF IMMEDIATELY!!!! https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/ccrh-mini-car.mp3 BUT THATS NOT ALL WE HAVE ON OFFER THIS WEEK!! I HAVE A SPECIAL OFFER FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO TAKE THE TIME TO READ THROUGH THESE DESCRIPTIONS!!! I HAVE A BARELY USED KEYBOARD I AM LOOKING TO TRADE FOR A SIMILARLY USED KEYBOARD!!! IT WORKS PERFECTLY!!! THE ONLY DOWNSIDE IS THE CAPSLOCK KEY IS MISSING AND IS THUS FOR SOME REASON CONSTANTLY STUCK IN CAPSLOCK BUT ITS HARDLY NOTICEABLE!!! ALSO THE EXCLAMATION MARK KEY IS BROKEN AND WILL SOMETIMES ADD MORE EXCLAMATION MARKS THAN YOU INTEND TO END YOUR  SENTENCE WITH BUT WHO DOESN’T LOVE A COUPLE MORE EXCLAMATION MARKS!?!?!!!!! IT JUST SHOWS MORE ENTHUSIASM!!!! PLEASE CONTACT ME SOON I DESPERATELY NEED A NEW KEYBOARD THE ONLY OTHER KEYBOARD I HAVE AVAILABLE IS MISSING ALL NUMBER KEYS AND THE SPACEBAR!!! CONTACT SOON PLEASE PLEASE!!! -DON p.s.nevermindtheotherkeyboardisofficiallybrokenbutifyouareatallinterestedstillIamwillingtopartwithitfortwodollars.

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Aug 30 2016

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CCRH #9: OVERDUE NOTICE

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Mr. Donald Falcon,

My name is Patty Audino. I am writing to you on behalf of the Beavertail Public Library to ask you to please return the following books:

  1.  Investing in Incesting: The Do’s and Don’ts of Sibling Seduction – Ted Trubbish
  2.  Email Management: How to Prevent Embarrassing Emails from Leaking Online – Jessica Cofagrigus
  3.  The Ultimate Guide to Kidnapping! – Arthur Sawk
  4.  The Prima Strategy Guide: Yoshi’s Story – The Prima Strategy Guide Team
  5.  Tie Knots Like a Pro! – Frank Knotmeyer
  6.  How to REALLY Tie Knots Like a Pro! – Phil Knotmeyer
  7.  Real Mature, Phil, just copy my entire book series – Frank Knotmeyer
  8.  Ok, just because we are brothers and both happen to write books about knots, all of a sudden I’m “copying you” – Phil Knotmeyer
  9.  You are so immature, Phil. This is why Mom liked me better – Frank Knotmeyer
  10.  Twisted Up in Knots: The Murder of Frank Knotmeyer – Sandy Vanilish

You have thus far accumulated a fine of $11.54. This total will continue to accumulate until you have returned all 10 books or written a note of apology.

Thank you and I hope to receive your books and/or letter soon.

-Patty

P.S. Please pick up your friend as soon as possible. The Pastor has been sitting in the children’s section in a fort he constructed from books. He’s been yelling about Mountain Dew, refrigerators, and homeless men for at least three hours now. Normally this wouldn’t be an issue, but it’s really disrupted Story Time.

https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/ccrh_ep8_edit1.mp3

Featuring Matthew Schott and Isaac Allen Miller
with Jon Meyer

Created by Matthew Schott
Edited by Trevor Scott
Theme Music by Chris Callahan

Produced by Julia Katz, Chelsea Rugg, and Andrew Terrance Kaberline

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Aug 22 2016

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CCRH: Live from the Beavertail Animal Shelter!

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Description: Exciting News everybody! We have a special treat for you this week, a brand new mini-episode of the Creedence Clearwater Revival Hour, Live from the Beavertail Animal Shelter! This one is for all you animal lovers out there!

https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/ccrh_mini_voicemail.mp3

On a totally unrelated note, does anyone know how to keep your phone from uploading voicemails into a podcast stream? My friend is having trouble with his phone. Follow-up question, what if my friend’s phone already uploaded the voicemail? Is there a way to delete it from the stream so that no one would find out it was ever accidentally uploaded in the first place? Please get back to me ASAP if you have these answers as my friend needs help with this ASAP!!!!

-Don

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Aug 09 2016

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CCRH #8: MISSING PERSON

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Hello,

This is an automated message being sent out to the entirety of Beavertail (Or at least the ones of ya’ll whose email addresses I was able to find which, to be honest, wasn’t many) regarding a new missing person here in town. Local resident and best-selling author, Todd Sinnoh has been missing for 48 hours now. He was last seen leaving the Denny’s on Main Street in what local residents are calling a “very distressed state”. He was wearing a long brown trench coat and floppy brown hat that eye-witnesses described as looking “like when Raphael from Ninja Turtles or the Thing wanted to blend in among normal people.” His wife, Alice Sinnoh is deeply distressed by this disappearance and seemed to think this should take priority over the on-going investigation into Deborah Forest. I’m not sure if I agree with this. As such, if you find yourself walking alone in the woods at night and you find some evidence as to the disappearance of Deborah as well as some evidence as to the disappearance of this Todd person, but for some reason can only report one piece of evidence, please report the evidence relating to Deborah. We should really go in chronological order with these Missing Persons cases. First we’ll solve Deborah. Then we can see what happened to that football player, Matt Hoenn, who’s been missing a couple weeks now, THEN we can focus on Todd.

Thank you for your time,

Det. Jim Silvers

https://theatrecpt.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/ccrh_ep7_edit2.mp3

Featuring Matthew Schott and Jon Meyer,*
with Alison Wein, Becky Granger, and Garrett Collins

Created by Matthew Schott
Edited by Trevor Scott
Theme Music by Chris Callahan

Produced by Julia Katz, Chelsea Rugg, and Andrew Terrance Kaberline

*Matthew and Jon can be seen in the upcoming production of “The Mysterious Death, of That Guy Who Lived Below Max and Beth” by Mark Staufenberg – August 9, 8:30pm  as part of Samuel French’s 41st Off Off Broadway Short Play Festival

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Aug 02 2016

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By BeOneStepAhead - Mar 11 2016
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This show will make you want to hear more. Get ready for binge listening!

Cool improv podcast

By Jak528 - Mar 06 2016
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I like this - feels like Comedy Bang Bang!