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Dear Pod,

A comedy podcast that looks back at the bygone era of write-in advice columns like "Dear Abby," Ann Landers, etc., to see if their wisdom still holds up in modern culture.

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Merry Christmas, Happy New Rear!

The gifts still aren't wrapped, the traffic is unbearable, the carolers are outside the door and they won't shut up. It all doesn't matter, CAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS!!! Ann has no time for people who are weird about getting their pets gifts and Abby gets curious at a husband everyone has to kiss at the Christmas party. Bring your snowballs to Mrs. Bailey and let the dipping commence. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-HEE-HAW!!!

1hr 16mins

19 Dec 2019

Rank #1

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Rest In Peace, Elwanda Greer

Listen, People. It is not our job to tell you about the Bird and the Bees. But if you can't figure out on your own that a 71 year old woman can't get pregnant, then maybe you shouldn't be having 'Sexy Sexy Time" in the first place. Put down the sweets as we start counting calories here at the Pod. It's time we all went through some CH-CH-CH-CH-CHA-CHANGES!

1hr 12mins

9 Jan 2020

Rank #2

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A Tribute From DEAR POD

In Memory of Jim Ferris, Jr. Beloved Father to James "Jules" Ferris and Father-in-Law to our own Annnnnnnnnn Landers.

5mins

14 Apr 2020

Rank #3

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Howzat???

Today, Ann gets a letter from America! Abby helps a child AND an adult who are confused about baby making. And we discover the joys of the $2.05 cake. Pour yourself a glass of Vanderpump Rose and hop on board!

52mins

9 May 2019

Rank #4

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I Killed a Man in Muskegon!

Erin & Patrick discuss the pros and cons of Soul Cycle. Ann responds to a famous Rockstar. And we learn how one man HAS to make love ONLY in the afternoon. Put some tarter sauce on those five pieces of fish, grab a fork and dig in!

58mins

16 May 2019

Rank #5

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They Should be Punched in the Baby Maker!

Don't wear your good shirt. You'll probably get spittle all over it, Cause today's show is all about BABIES! Abby discovers that a man who has too many daughters...is an idiot. And a listener believes that a very middle-aged Ann just might be pregnant. HEY! HEY! YOU! Take the kids out of the fridge and let's go visit the Amish. It's a new day to learn!

1hr 7mins

11 Jul 2019

Rank #6

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No Kitty On Titty!

Get a tissue, cause this week Erin and Patrick are feeling all the feels. Welcome to the wonderful world of PETS! Ann is plagued with the decision if cats are made for kissing. Meanwhile, Abby acts as mediator for the deceased and their pets who are willed their fortunes. Bend down. Open your mouth. Let the cat smell your breath and let's all roll over and get our bellies rubbed.

1hr 17mins

5 Sep 2019

Rank #7

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She Has A Wimbledon Trophy On Her Ear

Get out your Ouija boards and settle in. Who knows who's gonna haunt us in this weeks GRAB BAG. What kind of head protection should one wear during sex? And just by reading this episode summary, does it send you running to the bathroom? Put your attitudes in check, throw on your blazer with the shoulder pads and find out "What's Shak'in" on the pod.

1hr 13mins

7 Nov 2019

Rank #8

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STEVEN!!!

Check behind your walls and join us as Abby discovers the surprise of a gallstone. Learn why Erin won't eat at Stinkberry. And let's all starve ourselves as we discover the dietary rules of Oral Roberts University. Pop open a can of a wine style product and choke down this weeks episode!

1hr 1min

23 May 2019

Rank #9

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I'm 63 And I'm Ready To F$CK!

Just in time for the end of Baseball season and Football in the Fall, this one is all about SPORTS. Do you lose your husband on a nightly basis to all of his extracurricular, physical activities? Does wearing a girdle really help your long game? And for God's sake, will someone please explain to Ann why girls CAN play tackle football! Let's all Seventh Inning Stretch into this week's lessons.

1hr 13mins

24 Oct 2019

Rank #10

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Get On That Bee!

A good old fashioned GRAB BAG episode today! Ann introduces us to a man who has had too much time to himself to plan a brilliant scheme to get a job. Meanwhile, Abby deals with a fella who might lose his job if he can just keep objects out of his mouth. Put down that bingo card and let's all sing karaoke with this week's cornucopia of delights!

1hr 8mins

8 Aug 2019

Rank #11

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Knock Over Three Dummies And Win A Nun Doll!

Do you need a little good news right about now? Well. we got it for ya. IT'S DEAR POD'S 50th EPISODE! Yes, my friends. Fifty episodes deep. And let's be honest, have we really learned anything? All the players are here. Erin is drinking. Patrick is judging. And, Moth is waiting for her phone to ring. Now, grab your Skipper doll, pump her arm and watch what develops!

1hr 23mins

2 Apr 2020

Rank #12

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CONFIDENTIAL TO:

Today's episode is all about the "CONFIDENTIAL TO's". We're reading the answers to unpublished questions.The advice-seeking questions weren't printed, but our High Haired Heroines answers to them were. Sound weird? Patrick thinks so. Relax your Hidee-Holes and grab some Swizzle Cake. You'll need a drink after this one.

1hr 2mins

4 Jul 2019

Rank #13

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Twice On Sunday

Pop the cork, mix the drinks and restart the podcast, cause today we're giving you DEAR POD LIVE! Recored in front of a SOLD OUT audience at the Fulton Theatre in Lancaster, PA. Erin and Patrick get out of their horse and buggy and get down and dirty with the good folk of Dutch County and discover that Ann & Abby are still as loved today as ever before. And Jim learns the hard way what the RECORD button on the mixer does. Knowledge is Power!

1hr 22mins

5 Mar 2020

Rank #14

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It's A Very Mitzi Gaynor Sunday

So...last week was all about Sisters. One guess what this weeks episode is serving up? Yeah. Yeah. We could have tried harder. But, hey! Does your BROTHER blame you for your wife's nervous breakdown? Or does he expect you to do all the Birthday shopping and he'll just sign his name to the card? Relax. Turn on your sound machines and let Ina and Jeffrey make it all better. Bon Appetit!

1hr 19mins

10 Oct 2019

Rank #15

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You Suck!

What's it like to be a seventeen year old girl and know that you're very attractive? On the other hand, what's it like to start dating at the age of twelve? Do you smell a theme? This week is all about the wonderful world of POPULARITY. Slice off a piece of Birthday Cake, throw on your worn out album of A Chorus Line, and 5, 6, 7, 8 yourself into this week's jazz combination.

1hr 12mins

25 Jul 2019

Rank #16

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A Bag Of Chips And A Dream

Can't talk. Shoving candy into our faces. We are all sugared up for this week's HALLOWEEN edition. Should we ditch the candy this year and just give the kids pennies? And, how the hell is a costumed stranger coming to your door demanding food not a weird thing? Grab your full size Snickers (and if you're Patrick...raisins) and celebrate All Hallows Eve with us!

1hr 14mins

31 Oct 2019

Rank #17

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Dear Gay Pod,

Just in time to "bring up the rear" of Gay Pride Month, we happily present DEAR POD's themed episode celebrating everyone and everything that is Faaaaaabulousssss!!! We shine a light on Abby's enlightened look at alternative lifestyles. Ann get's the scoop on the first gay university and Erin has issues with Mariah Carey. Grab your Glow-Sticks and open your umbrellas, CAUSE IT'S RAINING MEN!! Today's episode is brought to you by: BREAD.

1hr 17mins

27 Jun 2019

Rank #18

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Why Did I Bring My Five Year Old to "On Golden Pond"?!?

In this weeks episode, we break down just how much high school reunions suck. What is proper wedding etiquette as a guest and why does Erin have to cater it? And if you ever wondered what a potty mouthed Katherine Hepburn would sound like, grab a piece of a twelve foot party sandwich and take a bite with us!

58mins

30 May 2019

Rank #19

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A Slow and Crunchy Death.

(cue the organ music)Today's episode is about DEATH & DYING. Is it good form to film a strangers funeral? And what should you wear when you attend one? We learn what could have been the everlasting after-life of Chow Chow and why dead skunks like to ride canoes. Grab your corncob and assume the position. It's time to learn more things.

1hr 12mins

20 Jun 2019

Rank #20