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ALAB Podcast: Rude People

“Rude,” Langley cusses a lot and talks about how rude people can be, dealing with insecurities, and clown sex. The post ALAB Podcast: Rude People first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

3mins

25 May 2016

Rank #1

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ALAB Podcast: Langley Goes to Hollywood (Blvd)

In “Langley Goes To Hollywood (Blvd),” Langley goes to Hollywood Blvd. Was that not clear from the title? He takes you on a ride down Hollywood Blvd in heavy traffic. Which ends up being about one block.The post ALAB Podcast: Langley Goes to Hollywood (Blvd) first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

5mins

29 Sep 2016

Rank #2

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ALAB Podcast: YO FAULT!

In “Yo Fault,” Langley talks about the perils of parallel parking in Los Angeles. The post ALAB Podcast: YO FAULT! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

5mins

21 Sep 2016

Rank #3

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ALAB Podcast: Jamaica’n Me Angry!

In “Jamaica’n Me Angry!,” Langley educates us on the process of applying for a typical day job, and getting his number snagged by a telemarketer from Jamaica. The post ALAB Podcast: Jamaica’n Me Angry! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

4mins

6 Oct 2016

Rank #4

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ALAB Podcast: I Should Have Stayed Home

In “I Should Have Stayed Home,” Langley simultaneously deals with multiple idiots while trying to find a parking space. The post ALAB Podcast: I Should Have Stayed Home first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

5mins

12 Oct 2016

Rank #5

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ALAB Podcast: Service With A Smile

In “Service With A Smile,” Langley risks never being able to eat in a restaurant again by complaining about pissy hosts. The post ALAB Podcast: Service With A Smile first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

3mins

20 Oct 2016

Rank #6

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ALAB Podcast: Give Me Some Validation!

In “Give Me Some Validation,” Langley gets his panties in a knot over the parking meters and parking deck fees in his new home city. The post ALAB Podcast: Give Me Some Validation! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

3mins

27 Oct 2016

Rank #7

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ALAB Podcast: Brad Cock Blocked My Funny Turkey Episode!

In “Brad Cock Blocked My Funny Turkey Episode!” Langley asks his wonderful listeners to help children have a Christmas this year. Damn you for feeling, Brad! The post ALAB Podcast: Brad Cock Blocked My Funny Turkey Episode! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

6mins

24 Nov 2016

Rank #8

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ALAB Podcast: Give Me the Job!

In “Give Me the Job!,” Langley describes a challenging job interview upon the realization that certain foods should be avoided prior to important meetings in order to evade embarrassing situations. The post ALAB Podcast: Give Me the Job! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

4mins

3 Nov 2016

Rank #9

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ALAB podcast: Jack THIS Hammer!

In “Jack THIS Hammer!” Langley gets pissy about earthquake safety and his shitty computer that’s destroying the production quality of this show. The post ALAB podcast: Jack THIS Hammer! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

4mins

1 Dec 2016

Rank #10

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ALAB Podcast: We The People!

In this departure from his normal ranting, “We The People!,” Langley attempts to offer some sense of hope for anyone feeling heartbroken and afraid after the results of the 2016 Presidential election. The post ALAB Podcast: We The People! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

5mins

10 Nov 2016

Rank #11

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ALAB Podcast: Morning Mariachi! (aka Jack THIS Hammer pt.DOS)

In “Morning Mariachi!” Langley continues his 4 part rant about the ongoing earthquake safety construction at his apartment complex, and delights us with a pelvic thrusting Mariachi wake up. The post ALAB Podcast: Morning Mariachi! (aka Jack THIS Hammer pt.DOS) first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

10mins

7 Dec 2016

Rank #12

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ALAB Podcast: Technical Difficulties

Check back next week for an all new episode of the ALAB podcast. The post ALAB Podcast: Technical Difficulties first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

15 Dec 2016

Rank #13

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ALAB PODCAST: “Ducking Automatic Erect!”

In “Ducking Automatic Erect,” Langley freaks the duck out over the way technology insists on changing the words he types to things that make no funning sense. Download this Injuns ahead on the trail episode for all the fudge.The post ALAB PODCAST: “Ducking Automatic Erect!” first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

5mins

14 Sep 2016

Rank #14

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ALAB Podcast: Getting Crepe`ed On

In his very first podcast episode, Langley discusses a very traumatic brunch experience, and the incestual relationships between silverware. The post ALAB Podcast: Getting Crepe`ed On first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

4mins

22 May 2016

Rank #15

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ALAB Podcast: You’re An ***hole!

In “You’re An ***hole!” Langley offers his opinion on a pseudo-celebrity who was recently discourteous to him in a grocery store parking lot. The post ALAB Podcast: You’re An ***hole! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

5mins

6 Apr 2017

Rank #16

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ALAB Podcast: Electrical Tape?!

In “Electrical Tape?!” Langley discovers that he got the shaft from a dirty, filthy, ball washing bastard, and not in any sort of gratifying pornographic sort of way. The post ALAB Podcast: Electrical Tape?! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

5mins

31 Mar 2017

Rank #17

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What the —- Is This —- ?!

In “What the —- Is This —- ?!” Langley discovers a glob of mysterious brown stuff on his phone at the ol’ day job. The post What the —- Is This —- ?! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

3mins

24 Mar 2017

Rank #18

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ALAB Podcast: Stop Talking Like That!

In “Stop Talking Like That!” Langley bitches about the way some people talk. It’s the shortest and most annoying episode so far. The post ALAB Podcast: Stop Talking Like That! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

2mins

16 Mar 2017

Rank #19

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ALAB Podcast: Lauren Graham Frenched Me!

In “Lauren Graham Frenched Me!” Langley recounts a brief but sultry encounter with the hottest Gilmore Girl and a cheeky monkey. The post ALAB Podcast: Lauren Graham Frenched Me! first appeared on Ain't Life a Bitch.

6mins

9 Mar 2017

Rank #20