Ranked #1
Ep 70: When Musicians Brawl: Cardi B vs Nicki Minaj vs Insane Clown Posse vs Limp Bizkit vs The Gallagher Brothers (B-Sides)
Ep 70: When Musicians Brawl: Cardi B vs Nicki Minaj vs Insane Clown Posse vs Limp Bizkit vs The Gallagher Brothers (B-Sides)
Some musicians do duets with each other, others drop-kick and/or throw shoes at each other. On this week's episode of B-... Read more
26 Nov 2018
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1hr 3mins
Ranked #2
Ep 51: “Hi Bich” by Bhad Bhabie, aka the “Cash Me Outside” Girl
Ep 51: “Hi Bich” by Bhad Bhabie, aka the “Cash Me Outside” Girl
Nothing says “promising start to a music career” like appearing on a Dr. Phil segment that was *actually* titled “I Want... Read more
12 Jun 2018
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53mins
Ranked #3
Minisode- The 6ix9ine GUMMO parody "SHO-GUMMO" by Mike Russell ft. Stupid Smart
Minisode- The 6ix9ine GUMMO parody "SHO-GUMMO" by Mike Russell ft. Stupid Smart
Is it your birthday today? Cuz it's about to feel like it. Behold the long-awaited professionally done 6ix9ine parody "S... Read more
6 Aug 2018
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4mins
Ranked #4
Ep 91: "All Star" by Smash Mouth
Ep 91: "All Star" by Smash Mouth
It's 20 years old and is described as an"unkillable" song, so how can we dissect it??? This week we try, as we dive into... Read more
13 May 2019
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52mins
Ranked #5
Ep 96: "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!" by Napoleon XIV
Ep 96: "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!" by Napoleon XIV
Mental health is definitely an issue that can be appropriately broached in a kooky novelty song, at least according to t... Read more
24 Jun 2019
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55mins
Ranked #6
Ep 76: "R2deepthroat" by Emmure
Ep 76: "R2deepthroat" by Emmure
We delve into the bro-iest of metalcore (brocore) acts on this week's episode as we dissect the Emmure classic "R2deepth... Read more
14 Jan 2019
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51mins
Ranked #7
Ep 85: "We Built This City" by Starship
Ep 85: "We Built This City" by Starship
We dive into the almost universally-acknowledged worst song of the 80's on this week's totally rockin' episode. "We Buil... Read more
19 Mar 2019
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54mins
Ranked #8
Ep 62: "Baby Shark" and Other Viral Hits
Ep 62: "Baby Shark" and Other Viral Hits
What's the deal with grandpa shark? What exactly is the relationship between badgers and mushrooms? WHAT DOES THE FOX SA... Read more
24 Sep 2018
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41mins
Ranked #9
Ep 78: "Crank That" by Soulja Boy
Ep 78: "Crank That" by Soulja Boy
Soulja Boy has clawed his way back into the zeitgeist in early 2019, so what better time to revisit that one song he rel... Read more
28 Jan 2019
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55mins
Ranked #10
Ep 54: "Freaxxx" by Brokencyde
Ep 54: "Freaxxx" by Brokencyde
The Vans Warped Tour is dying this very summer, and perennial groups like Brokencyde have its blood on their hands. We d... Read more
16 Jul 2018
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54mins
Ranked #11
Ep 114: "Funky, Funky Xmas" by New Kids on the Block
Ep 114: "Funky, Funky Xmas" by New Kids on the Block
New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits; this is not one of them. We dissect one of the most infamous Christmas songs ... Read more
23 Dec 2019
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52mins
Ranked #12
Ep 37: "Be A Man" by Macho Man Randy Savage
Ep 37: "Be A Man" by Macho Man Randy Savage
Legendary, constantly-ready-to-literally-explode wrestler Randy Savage made the logical career move when he was 50 to ma... Read more
19 Feb 2018
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44mins
Ranked #13
Ep 119: "It's Everyday Bro" by Jake Paul
Ep 119: "It's Everyday Bro" by Jake Paul
We dive into the infuriating world of "Youtube star diss track" rap on this week's episode all about potentially the wor... Read more
3 Feb 2020
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1hr 1min
Ranked #14
Ep 59: "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" by Meat Loaf
Ep 59: "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" by Meat Loaf
An 8 minute long opus chronicling the horrors of premarital sex? That is also inexplicably a popular wedding song? We in... Read more
3 Sep 2018
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55mins
Ranked #15
Ep 9: "Accidental Racist" by Brad Paisley ft. LL Cool J, or "Tall frappuccino for Mr. White Man?"
Ep 9: "Accidental Racist" by Brad Paisley ft. LL Cool J, or "Tall frappuccino for Mr. White Man?"
Country singer Brad Paisley and NCIS investigator LL Cool J perform a song about how slavery was *pretty much* as bad as... Read more
24 Jul 2017
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53mins
Ranked #16
Ep 84: "Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke ft. T.I. and Pharrell
Ep 84: "Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke ft. T.I. and Pharrell
Robin Thicke hates blurred lines about as much as we hate songs in which a 'The Masked Singer' judge creeps on women in ... Read more
11 Mar 2019
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56mins
Ranked #17
Ep 116: Animal-Fronted Death Metal Bands (Caninus and Hatebeak)
Ep 116: Animal-Fronted Death Metal Bands (Caninus and Hatebeak)
Death Metal vocals are frequently considered 'inhuman;' Caninus and Hatebeak just take that one tiny step further. On th... Read more
13 Jan 2020
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47mins
Ranked #18
Ep 99: "MacArthur Park" by Richard (Dumbledore) Harris
Ep 99: "MacArthur Park" by Richard (Dumbledore) Harris
It's one of the most covered (and hated) songs about a soggy cake ever recorded, and it was recorded by one of the great... Read more
29 Jul 2019
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1hr
Ranked #19
Ep 83: The Music of Scientology, Part 2
Ep 83: The Music of Scientology, Part 2
On part 2 of our dive into the music of Scientology we dissect the post-LRH music spewed forth by the organization, from... Read more
4 Mar 2019
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1hr 2mins
Ranked #20
Ep 65: "M.I.L.F $" by Fergie
Ep 65: "M.I.L.F $" by Fergie
Songtopsy Report alumni Fergie makes her second appearance on our show with her hit song about milfs, but not the bad ki... Read more
15 Oct 2018
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57mins