In this episode our heroes face off against an unexpected enemy, gain a new ally, and put together a plan with Johnny and the resistance! Later on they begin their daring assault on the wedding. This episode contains violence, profanity, drug and alcohol references, sexual content, and descriptions of gore.

In this episode our heroes face off against an unexpected enemy, gain a new ally, and put together a plan with Johnny and the resistance! Later on they begin their daring assault on the wedding. This episode contains violence, profanity, drug and alcohol references, sexual content, and descriptions of gore.

Episode 30: Wedding Crashers

In this episode our heroes find help for Sangio, meet up with Johnny and the rest of their allies, and set out to steal a mysterious war machine. Featuring Ally from Notable Nostalgia and Dungeons and Decades!   This episode contains violence, profanity, drug and alcohol references, sexual content, and descriptions of gore.

In this episode our heroes find help for Sangio, meet up with Johnny and the rest of their allies, and set out to steal a mysterious war machine. Featuring Ally from Notable Nostalgia and Dungeons and Decades! This episode contains violence, profanity, drug and alcohol references, sexual content, and descriptions of gore.

Episode 29: The War Machine (feat. Ally)

In this episode our heroes escape the Duke's dungeon with a new friend, face off against the portal knight, and reunite with an unexpected ally. Featuring Ally from Notable Nostalgia and Dungeons and Decades!   This episode contains violence, profanity, drug and alcohol references, sexual content, and descriptions of gore.

In this episode our heroes escape the Duke's dungeon with a new friend, face off against the portal knight, and reunite with an unexpected ally. Featuring Ally from Notable Nostalgia and Dungeons and Decades! This episode contains violence, profanity, drug and alcohol references, sexual content, and descriptions of gore.

Episode 28: Out of Parm’s Way (Feat. Ally)

In this episode our heroes have a run-in with the law, briefly speak to their old friend Razbutan, and begin a daring prison break! This episode contains violence, profanity, drug and alcohol references, sexual content, and descriptions of gore.

In this episode our heroes have a run-in with the law, briefly speak to their old friend Razbutan, and begin a daring prison break! This episode contains violence, profanity, drug and alcohol references, sexual content, and descriptions of gore.

Episode 27: Arrested Plot Development

In this episode our Heroes meet up with Woody Portabello, exchange gifts, and enjoy the Chris-Mas festivities! Later on, the group faces the ultimate challenge, followed by some troubling news.  This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.

In this episode our Heroes meet up with Woody Portabello, exchange gifts, and enjoy the Chris-Mas festivities! Later on, the group faces the ultimate challenge, followed by some troubling news.  This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.

Episode 26: Passion of the Chris (Feat. Andy)

In this episode our heroes escape Goose University, confront the villainous Professor Poplar, and receive a letter from Woody! Later, the Don delivers some upsetting news. This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.

In this episode our heroes escape Goose University, confront the villainous Professor Poplar, and receive a letter from Woody! Later, the Don delivers some upsetting news. This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.

Episode 25: Don Gone

In this episode our heroes investigate the mysteries of the caverns known as Goose University, solve puzzles, and uncover a concerning secret about the Astral Child! This episode contains profanity, violence, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore. 

In this episode our heroes investigate the mysteries of the caverns known as Goose University, solve puzzles, and uncover a concerning secret about the Astral Child! This episode contains profanity, violence, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.

Episode 24: Goose University

In this episode our heroes witness a speech from the Queen of Patherntica, meet a peculiar bounty hunter, and visit an arcane university in the hopes of learning more about Razbutan's schemes! This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.

In this episode our heroes witness a speech from the Queen of Patherntica, meet a peculiar bounty hunter, and visit an arcane university in the hopes of learning more about Razbutan's schemes! This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.

Episode 23: Extracurcritular Activities

In place of an episode this week, enjoy the soundtrack of our parody songs, with commentary from Joey! Stay tuned for episode 23, now coming November 16th! (Sorry for the delay!) This episode contains profanity, sexual content, and references to violence, drug use, and alcohol use.

In place of an episode this week, enjoy the soundtrack of our parody songs, with commentary from Joey! Stay tuned for episode 23, now coming November 16th! (Sorry for the delay!) This episode contains profanity, sexual content, and references to violence, drug use, and alcohol use.

Greatest Crits: The Parodies

In this episode our heroes learn a few secrets from Kevan before searching the city for a dangerous undead creature, all while fighting off an arrogant hunter of the night! But will our heroes complete this quest in time for the annual costume contest? This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore. 

In this episode our heroes learn a few secrets from Kevan before searching the city for a dangerous undead creature, all while fighting off an arrogant hunter of the night! But will our heroes complete this quest in time for the annual costume contest? This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.

Episode 22: The Gabaghoul

Take a Crit is a raunchy D&amp;D 5e comedy podcast. Join our heroes on their comical journey across the magical land of Patherntica. Starring Joey Swanson, Leo Martin, Salem Martin, Mary Jane Hartsog and Austin Petree.

In this episode the gang meets up with Johnny and returns to Patherntica in time for the festival of the Hollow One! Later on, as our heroes attempt to rescue Gazebo, a troubling secret is revealed. This episode contains profanity, violence, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.

In this episode the gang meets up with Johnny and returns to Patherntica in time for the festival of the Hollow One! Later on, as our heroes attempt to rescue Gazebo, a troubling secret is revealed. This episode contains profanity, violence, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.

Episode 21: Home for the Hollow Days

In this episode our heroes listen to Jeeve's sad tale, catch up with Johnny and agent Verich, and head to the Sunderwood in search of evidence of Razbutan's crimes. What they find, however, may shock them. This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.

In this episode our heroes listen to Jeeve's sad tale, catch up with Johnny and agent Verich, and head to the Sunderwood in search of evidence of Razbutan's crimes. What they find, however, may shock them. This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.

Episode 20: Gnome Sweet Gnome

In this episode our heroes confront the foe awaiting them on the other side of the portal, Scotch Impersonates a few uncles, and Woody helps the gang escape a sticky situation. Featuring Andy from Notable Nostalgia! Be sure to check out Notable Nostalgia on Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts! This episode contains profanity, violence, sexual content, descriptions of gore, drug references, and alcohol references. 

In this episode our heroes confront the foe awaiting them on the other side of the portal, Scotch Impersonates a few uncles, and Woody helps the gang escape a sticky situation. Featuring Andy from Notable Nostalgia! Be sure to check out Notable Nostalgia on Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts! This episode contains profanity, violence, sexual content, descriptions of gore, drug references, and alcohol references.

Episode 19: Get Jibby With It (Feat. Andy)

In this episode our heroes travel to the Portabello kingdom, and Gatcha reunites with her plucky younger brother, Woody Portabello (played by Andy from Notable Noastalgia!). Later on Scotch leads the party in a daring infiltration.  This Episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.

In this episode our heroes travel to the Portabello kingdom, and Gatcha reunites with her plucky younger brother, Woody Portabello (played by Andy from Notable Noastalgia!). Later on Scotch leads the party in a daring infiltration.  This Episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.

Episode 18: Portabelloh-No (Feat. Andy)

In this episode Scotch faces off against Pop Hops, our heroes search for missing villagers, and a strange new enemy is revealed. Later on Scotch and Pop have a serious conversation. This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.

In this episode Scotch faces off against Pop Hops, our heroes search for missing villagers, and a strange new enemy is revealed. Later on Scotch and Pop have a serious conversation. This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.

Episode 17: Teenage Mutant Monster Frogs

In this episode our heroes return to Patherntica aboard their new creation, hear some bad news from Johnny, and rush off to defend the Springtail forest. Later on Scotch confronts his village for the first time since running away.  This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.

In this episode our heroes return to Patherntica aboard their new creation, hear some bad news from Johnny, and rush off to defend the Springtail forest. Later on Scotch confronts his village for the first time since running away.  This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.

Episode 16: Tough Spaghetti

In this episode our heroes restore their bodies and learn the truth behind Gus the Greater's story. Later on Scotch makes an amazing wish.  This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.

In this episode our heroes restore their bodies and learn the truth behind Gus the Greater's story. Later on Scotch makes an amazing wish.  This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.

Episode 15: Oops! All Gusses

In this episode our heroes venture into the lost city of Praeteris. In the city they meet some wild party boys, get some new toys, and uncover the secrets hidden within the palace. This episode contains violence, profanity, alcohol references, and sexual content. 

In this episode our heroes venture into the lost city of Praeteris. In the city they meet some wild party boys, get some new toys, and uncover the secrets hidden within the palace. This episode contains violence, profanity, alcohol references, and sexual content.

Episode 14: Cut a Rug

In this episode Willy comes face to face with the Butterfly Knight. Later on our heroes put their animal forms to the test in the trial of the keep, and find the outcome is not what they expected. This episode contains violence, profanity, drug and alcohol references, and sexual content.

In this episode Willy comes face to face with the Butterfly Knight. Later on our heroes put their animal forms to the test in the trial of the keep, and find the outcome is not what they expected. This episode contains violence, profanity, drug and alcohol references, and sexual content.

Episode 13: Keep Away

In this episode our heroes meet some new animal friends and attempt to charm an unusual snake. Later on Scotch gives a rousing speech in an attempt to inspire an army of critters.  This episode contains violence, profanity, and sexual content.

In this episode our heroes meet some new animal friends and attempt to charm an unusual snake. Later on Scotch gives a rousing speech in an attempt to inspire an army of critters.  This episode contains violence, profanity, and sexual content.

Episode 12: Smile and Wave

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