Joey Burtoft's Podcast

Tree Sanchez tells us a sad story and the secrets to polyamory.

What is the most noble way to be buried? Should you tip on takeout? Does Tony from accounts receivable owe you 15 dollar... Read more

You don't know everything and that makes you a dummy.

Elle Fanning waits in line at Chick-fil-A like a total plebeian.

Kristian DePue finds out the best way to relieve your anxiety is to pray without ceasing.

Korean gym classes and day spas for third graders. which ideas do you mess with more? Leave a comment and we will withou... Read more

Alex Schubert experiences the only thing worse than your joke falling flat in the dead silence of the internet.

Have you ever been so calm under pressure your body ceases to be able to produce sweat? No you haven't, no one has.

Tanner Hinds gets the reset button hit on his brain.

The fellas disparage more of your favorite bands and psychoanalyze people that leave Yelp reviews on fast food restauran... Read more

Andy Gasper talks about how to stumble upon success while others stumble upon hurdles.

Today we talk about our listener base's affinity for the dark lord and denying climate change.

There's a 30 minute car chase playing in the background of this video, so if you're bored by the podcast watch the end o... Read more

The cheap boys talk about how to effectively ask for change and make some very cool Rick Perry references in the process... Read more

Deny your generation and classify yourself how ever you damn well please.

Quit your dreams, and see what happens.

We are talking about the times when someone has to tell you that you smell bad. Y'all been there, don't lie.

We rank Hollywood's top studs, reflect on summers at the trashiest lake in Indiana and talk in gibberish the last 3 minu... Read more

Pro-life or Pro-choice you're going to hate our podcast. Much luv, xoxo

Wanna get tased on live television? Well, this podcast is for you.