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Save Your Bacon

A comedic advice podcast where Will Palumbo and Zane Shaw truly think they're helping out someone besides themselves. Every Monday, they bring you comedic advice (not real advice, ya know), stories, and delicious bits that make you feel everything in life finally led you up to this very moment for a reason. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

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EP. 3 - The Magic Is In The Friendship All Along

Will describes the small man yelling "e!" on his desk versus the well dressed man who simply says "E" politely, and Zane unfolds the perfect plan to become the most hipster humanly possible right before your very eyes! If your coffee machine isn't working, then just plug it back in!Trespassed From Jail - 2:43The Most Hipster Humanly Possible - 8:27My Very Own Government Girlfriend - 13:49Telling A Squealer They're Not Funny - 16:57Is "e!" Or "E" Louder? - 25:31How To Sweetly Replace Non-Broken Items - 30:32Quick Outro - 35:25--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

36mins

14 Jan 2019

Rank #1

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EP. 4 - Santa Claus Is An Elephant

Zane unravels the mystery of the almighty cloning mountain hidden within Australia, and Will discusses the dilemna of one's strength if they were to break their glass hand while punching and breaking their glass jaw at the same time! If there's an elephant in the room, it's because it's Christmas!Selling iPhones at Gamestop - 2:28Am I Weak or Strong? - 8:26The Better President Based On Shows We Watch - 13:10Santa Clause Is An Elephant - 15:33Nick's Nose Piercing - 20:20How To Get Over My F.O.M.O. - 25:47Outro - 32:22--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

34mins

21 Jan 2019

Rank #2

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EP. 18 - Father John's Holy Pies

Will talks straight science for a minute about the sun people and how they throw garbage at us, and Zane pitches his idea for a baby gladiator prison! Confess your sins for a slice! 2:56 - My Boss Gives Me A Haircut 9:17 - Sun Garbage Society 17:31 - Baby Gladiator Prison 30:21 - Ghost Job Listings 38:31 - Wake Up, You’re Dead Inside 45:53 - Shaq and Father John--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

54mins

14 May 2019

Rank #3

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EP. 22 - Will You Be My Road Mom?

Will lets Zane know why calling your wife "the wife" is kind of the worst thing, and Zane talks about why Europe is far superior than an hour on the moon with the South. If you fail at passing cars on the road, just give them a good ole' thumbs up.2:41 - The Wife And My Socks10:36 - An Hour On The Moon With the South17:49 - Untie Slow Girlfriend25:43 - Going Ghost: Sleeping Downstairs37:46 - Be My Road Mom44:38 - Beating Someone Half to Death TwiceNOTE: Zane had to attend a wedding and is recording from the lobby of a hotel so there were unavoidable audio issues for this episode.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

51mins

24 Jun 2019

Rank #4

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EP. 19 - Will and Zane Overheat

Zane pretty much finds a way to make every question’s situation an uncomfortable one, and Will dedicates his life now to understanding the mystery behind ghost stories! Guys, we spent 50 minutes waiting for Will’s computer to turn back on!3:34 - Kissing Forever Sucks9:59 - Will Resets15:16 - Spa For Frogs22:19 - Dr. Lumbo and Zanariah31:26 - Teleporting Cat37:29 - The Blindest Date41:47 - The Bane of Cracking Backs49:02 - Good Quality Lava--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

53mins

27 May 2019

Rank #5

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EP. 6 - Graberovver Paintbush

Zane cannot believe his eyes as 10 million fireflies just start doin' it, and Will explains the perfect archeological tool that will best ALL OF THE COPS AND GHOSTS! Hey, did you know that Spider-man has totally probably stolen at least a handle of building windows on accident just by his webs forever sticking to them?How To Fix My Parents - 1:01Spider-man vs A Deli Sandwich - 3:05Tricky Ghost Graberovver - 8:13Neat Teen Runaway Tips 'n' Tricks - 13:25Mistreat Your Baby Just Right - 21:41Doin' It Like Fireflies - 26:01Slow Down Time In Your Tesla - 31:22Rebellious Peanut Butter Knife-Licker - 37:37Outro - 41:13--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

43mins

4 Feb 2019

Rank #6

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EP. 12 - OptiBus Prime

Will fills your joy-hole with the odd knowledge of showering after baths, and Zane lays out the basics of how to tell if your professor is doing cocaine every day. Did you know that everywhere in the world thinks it’s weird how much the USA love peanut butter?4:29 - Karaoke Night11:29 - The Love Child of Ant-Man, Danny Devito, and Optimus Prime18:43 - Filling Your Shower Joy-Hole27:22 - The ‘Roos Ruse33:35 - Professing Kindness, Not Love40:14 - Spoiler Revenge45:32 - Does My Teacher Do Cocaine?--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

53mins

18 Mar 2019

Rank #7

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EP. 16 - The Funner Raiser!

Gather round in the Cool Cats Jazz Club filled with music so sharp it cuts Will's audio in half for pieces of the podcast! Will finds out how helpful chainmail armor can help chefs, and Zane explains how rough squatters really have it! Pay me, I’m Geoffery, and I gotta beat those greedy kind-hearted bozos.2:17 - What’s Shakin’11:03 - You’re Doing Grate21:06 - The Cop Long-Con26:19 - The Eternal Squatter34:06 - Sweet Prince Sixteen40:19 - Give To Geoffrey--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

46mins

22 Apr 2019

Rank #8

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EP. 11 - Moon Daddy

Zane gives you the perfect tip on how to turn your hair into a Venus fly trap, and Will argues why he deserves a free murder through his “grape analogy”. Did you know that yawning is really a minor case of the Black Plague?2:02 - Meat Lovers Anonymous6:24 - What Are Buildings So Torn Up About?10:03 - Blueberry Girl20:24 - The Beige Plague26:43 - Free Complimentary Murder33:12 - The Hair For All Your Manager Needs39:22 - Reverse Werewolfing--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

46mins

11 Mar 2019

Rank #9

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EP. 17 - From Forest Kid to Metrosexual Mountain Man

Zane has a revelation about a man who claims to have witnessed every single day go to heaven, and Will reminisces in spooning watermelons daily.2:32 - The Chips Mystery10:07 - If You Fail, I Don’t Get Drunk14:34 - Garden Revenge20:48 - Thick Striped Shirt33:17 - All Pizza Goes To Heaven42:46 - Being More Granola--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

52mins

6 May 2019

Rank #10

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EP. 9 - Chicatsky’s 50 Hour Energy

Zane realizes how awkward it would be if a man in his mid-30s was competing against the kids in Willy Wonka for his chocolate factory, and Will talks about how disappointed his dad was in him for throwing up after drinking too many 5 hour energies. Do you even slightly know how terrifying a duck with teeth is?00:34 - The Ants and the Bees02:52 - Bill Wonka09:28 - How To Train Your Duck15:26 - Celebrity Crushes and Chicatsky27:10 - Laying Down Means An Open Mouth38:06 - Having a Stomach-to-Stomach46:13 - 50-Hours of Energy--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

53mins

25 Feb 2019

Rank #11

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EP. 21 - Indoor Kick Magic

Zane explains how many Rubik's cubes worth of chips are in a bag of Panera chips, and Will explains why a house stops being a house when it's on fire.0:53 - Can You Be In A Burning Building?8:06 - My Warrior Child Excuse14:06 - Our Heart Pumps Magnets22:40 - Going Ghost: Ghost Fly30:16 - From Potato Chips To Tesla42:11 - Ubering Coast to Coast--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

54mins

10 Jun 2019

Rank #12

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EP. 8 - A Warm Hug of Morning Digiorno

Will explains the existence of werewolves and the moon's gravity, and Zane literally marries a Digiorno pizza. How ballsy is it to call a demon a nerd directly to their face? Not ballsy at all. Freakin' nerds.00:53 - Cinnamon Twisted Tales2:09 - My Morning Digiorno Pizza7:54 - The Center of the Universe Inn12:25 - Fight Clubbing Yourself18:21 - Our Inner Wolf Hairs26:08 - Quit Being A Demon, Ya Nerd35:05 - Zane-Level of Sexiness--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

41mins

18 Feb 2019

Rank #13

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EP. 5 - APA Superstar Dr. Michael Jordan

Will yells, but doesn't get arrested, during a wedding about his trip to Milwaukee, and Zane steals the car by his side by plugging in his Xbox controller! How to gain the last ⅔ of you, you ALWAYS wanted!!™Lions vs the Sun - 0:34The Other ⅔ Of The Person You Always Wanted To Be Plus A Trenchcoat Co.™ - 2:05If I Scream At A Wedding, Am I Going to Jail? - 9:35Perks To Having A Tentacle Arm - 17:16Taking Your Driver's Test With An Xbox Controller - 21:51APA Superstar Dr. Michael Jordan - 30:23Croc-Pocalypse - 37:21How Do We Know Each Other? - 44:32Outro - 49:22--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

51mins

28 Jan 2019

Rank #14

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EP. 20 - HolidayInn Xtreme

Will explains the best way to quietly hire us to mess with your co-worker, and Zane helps a 16-year-old business mogul create the mall of the future! You wanna swim in the hot tub? I mean... you can try.0:35 - The Shelf Conundrum9:39 - Hacking Alex Trebek17:25 - The SYB Garauntee23:23 - The Floridian Soul Sucker32:48 - Pantasy Sports42:01 - Swimming At A Hotel--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

51mins

3 Jun 2019

Rank #15

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EP. 10 - Hanny "The Rock" Montanny

Will accidentally released the extinct Sabertooth Tiger back into society, and Zane reminisces about the marvelous struggle the dog "Ole' Faithful" went through to create the geyser he floats atop: Ole' Faithful.1:19 - Fate of the Rampaging San Andreas Skyscraper9:34 - All Hunter's Net Traps Hunt In Packs15:21 - Bring Back Larger Chickens19:38 - Will Sets His House On Fire28:39 - Arrested For Being A Bad Actor33:03 - The True Story Behind Ole' Faithful--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

40mins

4 Mar 2019

Rank #16

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EP. 7 - I Don't Give A Donald Duck

Zane is missing teeth, and Will is missing a microphone. EPISODE 7 IS WHERE THE REAL MAGIC HAPPENS BABY!Intro - 00:14The Guilty Feeling Nigerian Prince - 3:28Whole Grain Kush - 10:04Forever and Ever 21 - 15:13Taking Advantage Of Having No Teeth - 20:31The Neat Dry-Hands Fire Party Trick - 29:32I Don't Give A Donald Duck - 35:35Dehydrated Bread™ - 43:49Outro - 48:32--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

49mins

11 Feb 2019

Rank #17

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EP. 14 - Knock On Opossum

Will talks about the understandable times you can't take off a pair of socks and choose to wear them a second time during the day, and Zane ponders the concept of humans having to keep their toilets on leashes! Hey, Zane has had a stupidly busy week and didn't edit this episode at all so get ready for 50 straight minutes of no touch-ups!1:22 - Chili-O's7:29 - My Son Is A Mannequin13:58 - A Hard Bidet's Work24:12 - Sleepsocking32:44 - Knock On Opossum43:32 - Shape of Toilet--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

51mins

1 Apr 2019

Rank #18

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EP. 13 - Turtle Boy's Tax Evasion

Zane explains how to make everything in the world smell like vanilla, and Will reveals the final the master secret behind what makes Stan the smartest man in the world. Ever just wanted to hike and never see your kids again and do no tax things ever again and be a yeti?1:49 - Breast of Friends11:42 - That Mint Boy19:33 - First Time Swearing30:14 - Vanilla Suds36:35 - My Dad, The Yeti Tax Evader44:10 - Breast of Friends Part 2--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

49mins

25 Mar 2019

Rank #19

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EP. 15 - Boost Your Juice

Zane describes why a hamster would thrive within the suburban lifestyle, and Will skips school but not because he’s Static Shock or anything. Did you know that Bill Gates’ is just a prank master?1:45 - My Battery Fridge8:12 - Stonepeckers14:34 - Bill Gates’ Greatest Prank22:31 - How ATMs Are Born34:11 - My Neighbor, The Hamster41:16 - Static Shock Skips School--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

49mins

8 Apr 2019

Rank #20