The Rain of Chairs
The Surly Legend Begins! Indentured servant and "reverse burglar" Horkhauser is sent on an epic quest to return a plate to the restaurant inside a lost museum. But first he will have to face... THE RAIN OF CHAIRS!
27 Apr 2020
Too Many Pigs
Surly Reverse-Burglar Horkauser's journey to the Maze continues! But can he face down an angry furniture-wielding mob with a Wand of Too Many Pigs?
13 May 2020
A Ladder to Sadness
Has Horkhauser really reached the maze? After a dangerous journey through a land of mushroom men, our surly reverse-burglar has to talk his way past an explosive-happy mock griffin to gain entry. But will he take a ladder to happiness... or sadness?
20 May 2020
Ride the Eyeball
Horkhauser takes a ride on a magical eyeball, and wonders if he's stuck in someone else's dream.
27 May 2020
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Horkhauser seems closer than ever to reaching the fabled Restaurant, but now he must contend with a pair of hungry Jabberwockies. And what is this mysterious message from the past?
11 Jun 2020
Town of Cowards
After escaping a strange one-eyed monster in the jungle, Horkhauser finds himself trapped in a town populated entirely by cowards, and his only hope is the secretive wizard inside the ham mill.
19 Jun 2020
Ham City Blues
Still trapped in the town of cowards, Horkhauser must negotiate with Cliver Flear -- the ham wizard and author of terrible novels -- to find the secret to escaping.
24 Jun 2020
Horkhauser seems to have escaped from the town of cowards, but now he faces a dangerous, action-packed journey through a dark forest where monsters and insects are locked in deadly, sportsman-like conflict.
1 Jul 2020
In the secret caves below the woods, Horkhauser seems to have found Grimtankerous. Or part of him, anyway. The only thing standing between him and success is a giant screaming mound of flesh.
10 Jul 2020
Big Grim Boat
Now Horkhauser has partnered with Grimtankerous, and they're off to sea on his mysterious ship, but when demons rise from the sea and-- Wait, is this too spoilery? Forget we said anything.
17 Jul 2020