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Jesse & Wilder's Guide to Life

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Join biggest idiots alive Wilder Shaw & Jesse McGrath as they construct rubrics for the perfect versions of everything in life, always on the hunt for the Very Quite Lit.

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Join biggest idiots alive Wilder Shaw & Jesse McGrath as they construct rubrics for the perfect versions of everything in life, always on the hunt for the Very Quite Lit.

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So funny and delightful

By Another reviewer 1134576 - Feb 11 2020
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LOVE this unique format, and it's so funny and refreshing. Great job!!

Best in the biz

By Baby Car Car - Jan 15 2020
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made me chuckle, and I like the spy kids references. Keep it up !!! $$$

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30 Ratings
Average Ratings
30
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So funny and delightful

By Another reviewer 1134576 - Feb 11 2020
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LOVE this unique format, and it's so funny and refreshing. Great job!!

Best in the biz

By Baby Car Car - Jan 15 2020
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made me chuckle, and I like the spy kids references. Keep it up !!! $$$
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Jesse & Wilder's Guide to Life

Latest release on Oct 20, 2020

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Join biggest idiots alive Wilder Shaw & Jesse McGrath as they construct rubrics for the perfect versions of everything in life, always on the hunt for the Very Quite Lit.

Rank #1: Daddy

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What are the things that make up the perfect Dad, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of daddies!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• The moon is canceled 2020

• Happy birthday to Tony Hawk

• The foolproof love tattoo

• A very particular set of skills. Skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that are a nightmare for people like you.

Mar 10 2020

50mins

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Rank #2: BACKWARDS STAR GALACTICA: A LiveJournal Post from 2006

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Backwards Star Galactica was a show where we watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time, but in reverse chronological order, and tried to figure out what the show was about. It was the absolute worst idea for a podcast that anybody has ever had. Thus, we've decided to preserve it here for absolutely nobody. Enjoy!!- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Every week on Backwards Star Galactica, Earth's biggest morons Wilder Shaw & Jesse McGrath turned their gaze towards the stars as they watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time... except in reverse chronological order.Never seen Battlestar? Don't even care about Battlestar? Fear not, for this podcast was only about 20% Battlestar talk! Tune in for idiotic segments like "City Snacks", "Teachable Moments", "Figure it Outlander" and more!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDED:• Dookin'• Ol' Saint Nick• The Big Fact Recap Hour• Velvet Buzzsaw Watch 2019Battlestar Galactica Season 3, Episode 1, "Occupation" See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jan 22 2019

34mins

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Rank #3: BACKWARDS STAR GALACTICA: Buttermilk Battlestars

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Backwards Star Galactica was a show where we watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time, but in reverse chronological order, and tried to figure out what the show was about. It was the absolute worst idea for a podcast that anybody has ever had. Thus, we've decided to preserve it here for absolutely nobody. Enjoy!!- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Every week on Backwards Star Galactica, Earth's biggest morons Wilder Shaw & Jesse McGrath turned their gaze towards the stars as they watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time... except in reverse chronological order.Never seen Battlestar? Don't even care about Battlestar? Fear not, for this podcast was only about 20% Battlestar talk! Tune in for idiotic segments like "City Snacks", "Teachable Moments", "Figure it Outlander" and more!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDED:• Cakes• Bagels• Big FactsBattlestar Galactica Season 4, Episode 16, "Deadlock" See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Apr 02 2018

33mins

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Rank #4: BACKWARDS STAR GALACTICA: Billy Joel

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Backwards Star Galactica was a show where we watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time, but in reverse chronological order, and tried to figure out what the show was about. It was the absolute worst idea for a podcast that anybody has ever had. Thus, we've decided to preserve it here for absolutely nobody. Enjoy!!- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Every week on Backwards Star Galactica, Earth's biggest morons Wilder Shaw & Jesse McGrath turned their gaze towards the stars as they watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time... except in reverse chronological order.Never seen Battlestar? Don't even care about Battlestar? Fear not, for this podcast was only about 20% Battlestar talk! Tune in for idiotic segments like "City Snacks", "Teachable Moments", "Figure it Outlander" and more!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDED:• Piano man• Budget reports• Can robots love?Battlestar Galactica Season 4, Episode 17, "Someone to Watch Over Me" See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Mar 26 2018

36mins

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Rank #5: BACKWARDS STAR GALACTICA: Crank Count

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Backwards Star Galactica was a show where we watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time, but in reverse chronological order, and tried to figure out what the show was about. It was the absolute worst idea for a podcast that anybody has ever had. Thus, we've decided to preserve it here for absolutely nobody. Enjoy!!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDED:

• Hot crunchy salty fried

• The beach

• Fritos

• Wabu's Worries

Battlestar Galactica Season 1, Episode 9, "Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down"

Jul 22 2019

32mins

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Rank #6: BACKWARDS STAR GALACTICA: Salamander Law

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Backwards Star Galactica was a show where we watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time, but in reverse chronological order, and tried to figure out what the show was about. It was the absolute worst idea for a podcast that anybody has ever had. Thus, we've decided to preserve it here for absolutely nobody. Enjoy!!- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Every week on Backwards Star Galactica, Earth's biggest morons Wilder Shaw & Jesse McGrath turned their gaze towards the stars as they watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time... except in reverse chronological order.Never seen Battlestar? Don't even care about Battlestar? Fear not, for this podcast was only about 20% Battlestar talk! Tune in for idiotic segments like "City Snacks", "Teachable Moments", "Figure it Outlander" and more!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDED:• John Hodgman• Parseltongue• Del TacoBattlestar Galactica Season 4, Episode 15, "No Exit" See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Apr 09 2018

36mins

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Rank #7: BACKWARDS STAR GALACTICA: Ina Garten, Son of Odin, Last of Her Name

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Backwards Star Galactica was a show where we watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time, but in reverse chronological order, and tried to figure out what the show was about. It was the absolute worst idea for a podcast that anybody has ever had. Thus, we've decided to preserve it here for absolutely nobody. Enjoy!!- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Every week on Backwards Star Galactica, Earth's biggest morons Wilder Shaw & Jesse McGrath turned their gaze towards the stars as they watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time... except in reverse chronological order.Never seen Battlestar? Don't even care about Battlestar? Fear not, for this podcast was only about 20% Battlestar talk! Tune in for idiotic segments like "City Snacks", "Teachable Moments", "Figure it Outlander" and more!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDED:• Ina Garten• Sidney Poitier• GlopglorbBattlestar Galactica Season 4, Episode 7, "Guess What's Coming to Dinner" See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jun 04 2018

28mins

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Rank #8: BACKWARDS STAR GALACTICA: The Curious Case of the Goop Man

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Backwards Star Galactica was a show where we watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time, but in reverse chronological order, and tried to figure out what the show was about. It was the absolute worst idea for a podcast that anybody has ever had. Thus, we've decided to preserve it here for absolutely nobody. Enjoy!!- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Every week on Backwards Star Galactica, Earth's biggest morons Wilder Shaw & Jesse McGrath turned their gaze towards the stars as they watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time... except in reverse chronological order.Never seen Battlestar? Don't even care about Battlestar? Fear not, for this podcast was only about 20% Battlestar talk! Tune in for idiotic segments like "City Snacks", "Teachable Moments", "Figure it Outlander" and more!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDED:• Goop• X-Men 2• Rabbit birthBattlestar Galactica Season 3, Episode 14, "The Woman King" See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Oct 15 2018

33mins

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Rank #9: BACKWARDS STAR GALACTICA: The Big Finish

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Backwards Star Galactica was a show where we watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time, but in reverse chronological order, and tried to figure out what the plot was. It was the absolute worst idea for a podcast that anybody has ever had. Thus, we've decided to preserve it here for absolutely nobody.

Enjoy!!

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¡ ¡SERIES FINALE ALERT ! !

Heads up! This is the final episode of our podcast (and also the first episode of Battlestar Galactica), so if you're starting this horseshit for the first time, keep scrolling all the way down to our first episode, "Tub Lord".

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POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDED:

• Final Leaderboards & Shitlists

• Every god damn segment

• The Carmichaels

• Dog Fart Rollercoaster

• Rainbow Sgetti

Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries

Nov 11 2019

53mins

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Rank #10: BACKWARDS STAR GALACTICA: Dr. Detective Wabu

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Backwards Star Galactica was a show where we watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time, but in reverse chronological order, and tried to figure out what the show was about. It was the absolute worst idea for a podcast that anybody has ever had. Thus, we've decided to preserve it here for absolutely nobody. Enjoy!!- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Every week on Backwards Star Galactica, Earth's biggest morons Wilder Shaw & Jesse McGrath turned their gaze towards the stars as they watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time... except in reverse chronological order.Never seen Battlestar? Don't even care about Battlestar? Fear not, for this podcast was only about 20% Battlestar talk! Tune in for idiotic segments like "City Snacks", "Teachable Moments", "Figure it Outlander" and more!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDED:• Turner & Hooch• Critters• City SnaxBattlestar Galactica Season 3, Episode 21, "Razor, Part 1" See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Aug 27 2018

31mins

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Rank #11: BACKWARDS STAR GALACTICA: Beanzo

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Backwards Star Galactica was a show where we watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time, but in reverse chronological order, and tried to figure out what the show was about. It was the absolute worst idea for a podcast that anybody has ever had. Thus, we've decided to preserve it here for absolutely nobody. Enjoy!!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDED:

• Beans

• Bad plans

• See's Candies

• A brand new segment!

Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 16, "Sacrifice"

Mar 04 2019

30mins

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Rank #12: BACKWARDS STAR GALACTICA: Sick Willy

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Backwards Star Galactica was a show where we watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time, but in reverse chronological order, and tried to figure out what the show was about. It was the absolute worst idea for a podcast that anybody has ever had. Thus, we've decided to preserve it here for absolutely nobody. Enjoy!!- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Every week on Backwards Star Galactica, Earth's biggest morons Wilder Shaw & Jesse McGrath turned their gaze towards the stars as they watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time... except in reverse chronological order.Never seen Battlestar? Don't even care about Battlestar? Fear not, for this podcast was only about 20% Battlestar talk! Tune in for idiotic segments like "City Snacks", "Teachable Moments", "Figure it Outlander" and more!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDED:• Ghoulies and ghosties• Memory stealing• Jeremy Hill & Grant Hill• Drops of JupiterBattlestar Galactica Season 3, Episode 11, "The Eye of Jupiter" See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Nov 05 2018

29mins

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Rank #13: BACKWARDS STAR GALACTICA: America's Spookiest Regions

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Backwards Star Galactica was a show where we watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time, but in reverse chronological order, and tried to figure out what the show was about. It was the absolute worst idea for a podcast that anybody has ever had. Thus, we've decided to preserve it here for absolutely nobody. Enjoy!!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDED:

• Dirty lil feet and toesies

• Where does Mummy live

• Baseball boys

• CitySnax!

Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 13, "Epiphanies"

Mar 25 2019

32mins

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Rank #14: BACKWARDS STAR GALACTICA: Lunch Lady & Hamster Boy

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Backwards Star Galactica was a show where we watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time, but in reverse chronological order, and tried to figure out what the show was about. It was the absolute worst idea for a podcast that anybody has ever had. Thus, we've decided to preserve it here for absolutely nobody. Enjoy!!- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Every week on Backwards Star Galactica, Earth's biggest morons Wilder Shaw & Jesse McGrath turned their gaze towards the stars as they watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time... except in reverse chronological order.Never seen Battlestar? Don't even care about Battlestar? Fear not, for this podcast was only about 20% Battlestar talk! Tune in for idiotic segments like "City Snacks", "Teachable Moments", "Figure it Outlander" and more!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDED:• Sleep wizards• Buns• Lunch ladiesBattlestar Galactica Season 4, Episode 5, "The Road Less Traveled" See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jun 18 2018

30mins

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Rank #15: Italian Red Sauce Joint

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What are the elements of the perfect Italian red sauce joint, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons Jesse McGrath and Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of Italian red sauce restaurants!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Murder

• Pope room

• Haunted?

• The good table

Dec 30 2019

38mins

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Rank #16: BACKWARDS STAR GALACTICA: The Napcident

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Backwards Star Galactica was a show where we watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time, but in reverse chronological order, and tried to figure out what the show was about. It was the absolute worst idea for a podcast that anybody has ever had. Thus, we've decided to preserve it here for absolutely nobody. Enjoy!!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDED:

• Treat yoself

• Sleepy boys

• A long and unfunny rant

• CitySnax!

Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 5, "The Farm"

May 20 2019

33mins

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Rank #17: BACKWARDS STAR GALACTICA: S E X Y M O M

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Backwards Star Galactica was a show where we watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time, but in reverse chronological order, and tried to figure out what the show was about. It was the absolute worst idea for a podcast that anybody has ever had. Thus, we've decided to preserve it here for absolutely nobody. Enjoy!!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDED:

• Phoenix, AZ

• Girl Scout Cookies

• HOT AND SPICY NEW SEGMENT "Figure it Outlander"!

Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 18, "Downloaded"

Feb 18 2019

32mins

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Rank #18: BACKWARDS STAR GALACTICA: Heidi's Skin

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Backwards Star Galactica was a show where we watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time, but in reverse chronological order, and tried to figure out what the show was about. It was the absolute worst idea for a podcast that anybody has ever had. Thus, we've decided to preserve it here for absolutely nobody. Enjoy!!- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Every week on Backwards Star Galactica, Earth's biggest morons Wilder Shaw & Jesse McGrath turned their gaze towards the stars as they watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time... except in reverse chronological order.Never seen Battlestar? Don't even care about Battlestar? Fear not, for this podcast was only about 20% Battlestar talk! Tune in for idiotic segments like "City Snacks", "Teachable Moments", "Figure it Outlander" and more!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDED:• Haters• Clarence's robin• Leg pitBattlestar Galactica Season 4, Episode 6, "Faith" See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jun 11 2018

37mins

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Rank #19: BACKWARDS STAR GALACTICA: Accordion Snakes

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Backwards Star Galactica was a show where we watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time, but in reverse chronological order, and tried to figure out what the show was about. It was the absolute worst idea for a podcast that anybody has ever had. Thus, we've decided to preserve it here for absolutely nobody. Enjoy!!- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Every week on Backwards Star Galactica, Earth's biggest morons Wilder Shaw & Jesse McGrath turned their gaze towards the stars as they watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time... except in reverse chronological order.Never seen Battlestar? Don't even care about Battlestar? Fear not, for this podcast was only about 20% Battlestar talk! Tune in for idiotic segments like "City Snacks", "Teachable Moments", "Figure it Outlander" and more!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDED:• Jamba Juice• Ignition (Remix)• HatersBattlestar Galactica Season 4, Episode 3, "The Ties That Bind" See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jul 02 2018

30mins

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Rank #20: BACKWARDS STAR GALACTICA: Big Fat Lee

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Backwards Star Galactica was a show where we watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time, but in reverse chronological order, and tried to figure out what the show was about. It was the absolute worst idea for a podcast that anybody has ever had. Thus, we've decided to preserve it here for absolutely nobody. Enjoy!!- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Every week on Backwards Star Galactica, Earth's biggest morons Wilder Shaw & Jesse McGrath turned their gaze towards the stars as they watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time... except in reverse chronological order.Never seen Battlestar? Don't even care about Battlestar? Fear not, for this podcast was only about 20% Battlestar talk! Tune in for idiotic segments like "City Snacks", "Teachable Moments", "Figure it Outlander" and more!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDED:• The Klumps• Wikipeaks!• Transylvania• Corporate buzz wordsBattlestar Galactica Season 3, Episode 5, "Collaborators" See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dec 17 2018

27mins

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Family Sitcom

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How do you design the perfect Family Sitcom, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of family sitcoms!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Robot dogs

• Smelliot

• Frankensteins required

• Randall Park's smile


[Holler atcha boys on Instagram and Twitter]

Oct 20 2020

53mins

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Wedding

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The people have spoken. Per the request of a lovely review written by Baby Car Car, we're here to plan a wedding.

What are the elements that make up the perfect wedding, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of weddings!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Cool priest

• P A G E A N T R Y

• Edible napkins

• Cousin Ramon & Cousin Dave

Oct 06 2020

54mins

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McGrath's Perfect Day

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What are the exact elements of Jesse's perfect day, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of McGrath's perfect day!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Full of milk

• OnlyFans

• A tactical chunder

• Kingdom Hearts & Farts & Crafts

Sep 22 2020

46mins

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Interior Design

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How do you design the interior of your home in the perfect way, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of interior design!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• The Jabuniverse

• Color is a playground in the bathroom

• Afraid of mannequins

• You should spend money on framing (if you're an asshole)

Sep 01 2020

43mins

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Outfit

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What are the things that make up the perfect Outfit, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of fashion!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE

:• The Guvnah's Bawl innit 

• The Patron Saint of Fashion, Lizzie McGuire

• The best color

• Jam Boned

May 05 2020

55mins

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Animal (w/ Blair Bazdarich)

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What different pieces and parts would you use to Frankenstein-style assemble the perfect animal, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons are here to answer that for you, along with our very first SPECIAL EXPERT GUEST Blair Bazdarich (This Week In Science)! Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of the perfect animal!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• The 2007 family film Water Horse: Legend of the Deep

• Spooky ass crows

• Conveyor belt teeth

• Pandas are useless

Mar 31 2020

1hr 10mins

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Working From Home

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What are the things that make up the perfect Work From Home day, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of working from home!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE

:• The 1998 fantasy/drama Practical Magic

• One-handed snacks

• Lucifer Gorgonzola Butts

• Fashion chat

Mar 24 2020

38mins

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Doomsday Prep

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What are the things that make up the perfect Doomsday Prep, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of doomsday planning!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Ate the kid

• Ate the dog

• Ate the kid's bike

• How long can you live on only milk

Mar 17 2020

40mins

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Daddy

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What are the things that make up the perfect Dad, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of daddies!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• The moon is canceled 2020

• Happy birthday to Tony Hawk

• The foolproof love tattoo

• A very particular set of skills. Skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that are a nightmare for people like you.

Mar 10 2020

50mins

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Sources of Power

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What are the perfect Sources of Power, you ask? What are the best things to give you that good good fuel when your body begins to die? Great question: your two favorite morons, Wine Moms, Dangerous Boys, Masters of Romance, and Pope Daddies Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit sources of power!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Too many popes

• Godzilla, king of the frogs

• Hegg hog

• Wabu's Totally Sick Hype Mix

Mar 03 2020

47mins

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Game Night

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What are the things that make up the perfect Game Night, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, and Masters of Romance Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of game night!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• The great Monopoly debate

• Host with the most

• Sneaky ping pong

• The rise and fall of Rules Guy

Feb 18 2020

46mins

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Romantic Evening

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What are the things that make up the perfect Romantic Evening, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Wine Moms, and Masters of Romance Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of a romantic evening.

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Baby Mama

• Consumables

• Is Flamenco spooky?

• Snerggling up

Feb 11 2020

43mins

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Small Town

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What are the things that make up the perfect Small Town, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, and Wine Moms Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of a small town!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE

:• The official Wine Moms cookbook

• A parade every single day

• Werterfalls

• Chupacabra

Feb 04 2020

42mins

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Sports Bar

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What are the things that make up the perfect Sports Bar, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, and Wine Moms Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of sports bars!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• The Superb Owl

• Wine moms

• Pacu-Pacu Man

• Heteronormative meat cube

Jan 28 2020

33mins

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Road Trip

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What are the things that make up the perfect Road Trip, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons and Dangerous Boys Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of road trips!

POINT OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Heist crew• Mommy snacks

• Sandstorm

• Sluggin' Henny out the Big Gulp cup

Jan 21 2020

47mins

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Bond Villain

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What are the things that make up the perfect James Bond/Spy Movie Villain, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons and Dangerous Boys Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of Bond villains!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Mosquito army

• Metal hands

• JUUUNNIEEEEEEEE

• Crippy Glooby

Jan 14 2020

48mins

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Italian Red Sauce Joint

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What are the elements of the perfect Italian red sauce joint, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons Jesse McGrath and Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of Italian red sauce restaurants!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Murder

• Pope room

• Haunted?

• The good table

Dec 30 2019

38mins

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Office Holiday Party

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What are the elements of the perfect Office Holiday Party, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons Jesse McGrath and Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of office holiday parties!

POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:

• Our one true queen Mariah Carey

• The issue with passed apps

• Fabio

• Is Bezos gettin lit?

Dec 30 2019

53mins

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Promo: Jesse & Wilder's Guide to Life

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HEAR YE, HEAR YE, COME ONE, COME ALL,

You were probably laying awake at night, mind racing, palms sweaty, vomit on ya sweatah already, wondering to yourself when the Backwards Boys would drop the info on their next podquest.

That day is today.

[Fresh new ink from Adam Fay and fresh new tunes and Bad Todd]

Dec 13 2019

1min

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BACKWARDS STAR GALACTICA: The Big Finish

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Backwards Star Galactica was a show where we watched Battlestar Galactica for the very first time, but in reverse chronological order, and tried to figure out what the plot was. It was the absolute worst idea for a podcast that anybody has ever had. Thus, we've decided to preserve it here for absolutely nobody.

Enjoy!!

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¡ ¡SERIES FINALE ALERT ! !

Heads up! This is the final episode of our podcast (and also the first episode of Battlestar Galactica), so if you're starting this horseshit for the first time, keep scrolling all the way down to our first episode, "Tub Lord".

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POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDED:

• Final Leaderboards & Shitlists

• Every god damn segment

• The Carmichaels

• Dog Fart Rollercoaster

• Rainbow Sgetti

Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries

Nov 11 2019

53mins

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So funny and delightful

By Another reviewer 1134576 - Feb 11 2020
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LOVE this unique format, and it's so funny and refreshing. Great job!!

Best in the biz

By Baby Car Car - Jan 15 2020
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made me chuckle, and I like the spy kids references. Keep it up !!! $$$