Sarah welcomes Shani Silver, who is an expert on Singledom. She discusses her book, A Single Revolution, her podcast, A Single Serving Podcast, and moving to New Orleans from Brooklyn. Shani emphasizes never to be desperate to find anyone. She and Sarah also talk about dating apps, and Shani describes them as “hope rollercoasters” that breed mental health problems and cause more harm than good. Men are not scarce resources, so women should not be afraid of growing older and being single. Love is not over at 37, and women are not just holes!

Sarah welcomes Shani Silver, who is an expert on Singledom. She discusses her book, A Single Revolution, her podcast, A Single Serving Podcast, and moving to New Orleans from Brooklyn. Shani emphasizes never to be desperate to find anyone. She and Sarah also talk about dating apps, and Shani describes them as “hope rollercoasters” that breed mental health problems and cause more harm than good. Men are not scarce resources, so women should not be afraid of growing older and being single. Love is not over at 37, and women are not just holes!

Ep 46: Eff the Partnership Pursuit

Riga is back! Sarah sits down with her main girl, and they finally talk about the last 6 months. Did she lose all her followers by going MIA? Who knows, but she’s going to find out! Sarah discusses her most recent break up and the moving on process. Riga reminds everyone to check up on their friends and not to overthink relationships. Sarah’s first date back in the dating game produces mixed results and blocking, but Riga is swangin’ and bangin’ the Marrero Meat Man. Does it matter if your neighbors hear you knockin’ boots? Depends on whom you ask. Also, the ladies reminisce about the holidays, and Sarah visits an assisted living facility.  

Riga is back! Sarah sits down with her main girl, and they finally talk about the last 6 months. Did she lose all her followers by going MIA? Who knows, but she’s going to find out! Sarah discusses her most recent break up and the moving on process. Riga reminds everyone to check up on their friends and not to overthink relationships. Sarah’s first date back in the dating game produces mixed results and blocking, but Riga is swangin’ and bangin’ the Marrero Meat Man. Does it matter if your neighbors hear you knockin’ boots? Depends on whom you ask. Also, the ladies reminisce about the holidays, and Sarah visits an assisted living facility.

Ep 45: Marrero Meat Man

Sarah lets it loose with her esthetician, Lala. They get down to the nitty-gritty with the first topic: vaginal waxing! Positions matter when waxing a bum hole, and Sarah is enthralled. Lala tells the story of the time she gave her brother-in-law a manzilian for his beach trip. The ladies discuss the Netflix documentary, “Stay Sweet,” and agree that Warren Jeffs is the biggest POS out there. Britney Spears’ wedding day is brought up, and Sarah and Lala give their take on Jason Alexander’s dumb ass. Speaking of weddings, Lala reminisces on her bachelorette party and the depths to which one of her friends went. “Trust the bus!” They talk about neighborly sneaky links and the sexual position, Amazon! 

Sarah lets it loose with her esthetician, Lala. They get down to the nitty-gritty with the first topic: vaginal waxing! Positions matter when waxing a bum hole, and Sarah is enthralled. Lala tells the story of the time she gave her brother-in-law a manzilian for his beach trip. The ladies discuss the Netflix documentary, “Stay Sweet,” and agree that Warren Jeffs is the biggest POS out there. Britney Spears’ wedding day is brought up, and Sarah and Lala give their take on Jason Alexander’s dumb ass. Speaking of weddings, Lala reminisces on her bachelorette party and the depths to which one of her friends went. “Trust the bus!” They talk about neighborly sneaky links and the sexual position, Amazon!

Ep 44: Brazilian waxes for the Amazon

Sarah welcomes Lucky back to the podcast, and they immediately get into the topic of sweating in your undergarments. Lucky says she wears jeans to summer festivals, and Sarah can't wrap her head around it. The ladies discuss exes having kids when history says that's a bad idea! Lucky and Sarah break down the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial. Lucky can't get over "Amber Turd." And Sarah's dog farts mid-recording. Enjoy!

Sarah welcomes Lucky back to the podcast, and they immediately get into the topic of sweating in your undergarments. Lucky says she wears jeans to summer festivals, and Sarah can't wrap her head around it. The ladies discuss exes having kids when history says that's a bad idea! Lucky and Sarah break down the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial. Lucky can't get over "Amber Turd." And Sarah's dog farts mid-recording. Enjoy!

Ep 43: My Undercarriage is Sweating

Sarah has Lauren Murray in the chair for a 2nd time! The ladies talk about bringing back long-lost loves, Ben &amp; Jen style. They have interesting stories about timing and lining up relationships at the perfect moment. Sarah remembers a guy she went on a few dates with, who lured her over after parading all day, and he told her “I just wanted to get my freak on,” after she put on The Client. Lauren brings up running into old flings while with your new man. Why does this always end up so awkward? The girls discuss public sex, and Sarah is considering getting kicked out her building to bang in the rooftop pool. Lauren crushes Sarah’s dreams and drops the balcony story! 

Sarah has Lauren Murray in the chair for a 2nd time! The ladies talk about bringing back long-lost loves, Ben &amp; Jen style. They have interesting stories about timing and lining up relationships at the perfect moment. Sarah remembers a guy she went on a few dates with, who lured her over after parading all day, and he told her “I just wanted to get my freak on,” after she put on The Client. Lauren brings up running into old flings while with your new man. Why does this always end up so awkward? The girls discuss public sex, and Sarah is considering getting kicked out her building to bang in the rooftop pool. Lauren crushes Sarah’s dreams and drops the balcony story!

Ep 42: The Tickler

Lo is back in the house after a hot minute, and she gets into work probs, including the loony toons that are fresh off the interstate. Cops are called often, and Lo is now in charge of customer complaints and the migration of birds. The ladies agree that customers feel like they have the right to talk to employees any way they want. Sarah discusses her most recent spray tan fiasco and how she forgot to wear thongs. Although she’s over men, Lo did go on a date with a man who had “plant babies,” so she’s back to only platonic relationships. Do you order whatever you want on a first date? The women dig in deep on the topic, and yes, always get dessert! 

Lo is back in the house after a hot minute, and she gets into work probs, including the loony toons that are fresh off the interstate. Cops are called often, and Lo is now in charge of customer complaints and the migration of birds. The ladies agree that customers feel like they have the right to talk to employees any way they want. Sarah discusses her most recent spray tan fiasco and how she forgot to wear thongs. Although she’s over men, Lo did go on a date with a man who had “plant babies,” so she’s back to only platonic relationships. Do you order whatever you want on a first date? The women dig in deep on the topic, and yes, always get dessert!

Ep 41: Court Me, Bish

Sarah is back with Money, and she’s got a cold again. Big shocker! The ladies review Mardi Gras 2022, and Money breaks down what it’s like in Cajun country. The people of Church Point have a chicken run and chase pigs while being hammered at 7am. It’s what nightmares are made of - “Poultry and swine hell.” Money also explains how she got the police to bring her home after a night out of partying. They switch up topics to Britney Spears and confirm she’s the queen of draggin’ her family. Sarah goes off about a kid having a birthday party in an adult setting. Isn’t this why there are McDonald’s? Nail salons beware because Sarah is over customers talking on their phones. She’s hangry today!   

Sarah is back with Money, and she’s got a cold again. Big shocker! The ladies review Mardi Gras 2022, and Money breaks down what it’s like in Cajun country. The people of Church Point have a chicken run and chase pigs while being hammered at 7am. It’s what nightmares are made of - “Poultry and swine hell.” Money also explains how she got the police to bring her home after a night out of partying. They switch up topics to Britney Spears and confirm she’s the queen of draggin’ her family. Sarah goes off about a kid having a birthday party in an adult setting. Isn’t this why there are McDonald’s? Nail salons beware because Sarah is over customers talking on their phones. She’s hangry today!

Ep 40: Hot and Hangry

Baby Dicks

Sarah welcomes Riga Ruby back to start off Season 2! The ladies talk about the new year and how they both had covid at the same time. Riga explains sex magic and the wild phenomenon of orgasms during meditation. Sarah and Riga get into nipple play, penis size, and the art of the “boyfriend dick.” Do women get hornier with age? Let’s just say even trees looks sexy, given the right shape. (Episode was recorded January 1, 2022)

Sarah welcomes Riga Ruby back to start off Season 2! The ladies talk about the new year and how they both had covid at the same time. Riga explains sex magic and the wild phenomenon of orgasms during meditation. Sarah and Riga get into nipple play, penis size, and the art of the “boyfriend dick.” Do women get hornier with age? Let’s just say even trees looks sexy, given the right shape. (Episode was recorded January 1, 2022)

Ep 39: Sex Magic & Baby Dicks

Ellyn Marsh

To round out the year, we are re-airing your most listened episode of the season.Sarah sits down with the fabulous Ellyn Marsh from Obsessed with Disappeared Podcast. Ellyn discusses her career on Broadway, becoming an actress/comedian, and dealing with other people’s bullshit. Sarah and Ellyn bond over being very straightforward Italian ladies and the type of men that they attract. Ellyn chats about her divorce and the narcissist she dated after her husband. Spoiler alert – he’s garbage! On a funnier note, Sarah asks Ellyn to dish on dating Robbie “Rob” Williams and how he thought she was poor. Ellyn talks about her love language and the worst gift she’s ever received. Trust, she’s one “hot mama.”

To round out the year, we are re-airing your most listened episode of the season. Sarah sits down with the fabulous Ellyn Marsh from Obsessed with Disappeared Podcast. Ellyn discusses her career on Broadway, becoming an actress/comedian, and dealing with other people’s bullshit. Sarah and Ellyn bond over being very straightforward Italian ladies and the type of men that they attract. Ellyn chats about her divorce and the narcissist she dated after her husband. Spoiler alert – he’s garbage! On a funnier note, Sarah asks Ellyn to dish on dating Robbie “Rob” Williams and how he thought she was poor. Ellyn talks about her love language and the worst gift she’s ever received. Trust, she’s one “hot mama.”

Ep 38: Most Listened to Episode in 2021 - Ellyn Marsh is One Down Bitch

Sarah somehow manages to convince Money to record while she has the flu. What a good friend. Sarah breaks down the weekend of chaos in Sarasota for her friend’s wedding. Things took a turn quickly, and it turned into Cancun 2001. From Friday night tequila shots to Saturday beach porn; the wedding party went from classy to downtown trashy Florida strip club. Strippers love private rooms and gyrating to plastic Santas. Sarah wakes up Sunday to her roommate and a special guest, which makes for a swell car ride later in the day. This mini episode packs a lot of…you fill in the blank. 

Sarah somehow manages to convince Money to record while she has the flu. What a good friend. Sarah breaks down the weekend of chaos in Sarasota for her friend’s wedding. Things took a turn quickly, and it turned into Cancun 2001. From Friday night tequila shots to Saturday beach porn; the wedding party went from classy to downtown trashy Florida strip club. Strippers love private rooms and gyrating to plastic Santas. Sarah wakes up Sunday to her roommate and a special guest, which makes for a swell car ride later in the day. This mini episode packs a lot of…you fill in the blank.

Ep 37: Spread Those Cheeks – A Mini Ep

You think you’re over dating in your 20s? Just wait until you hit your mid-30s. It doesn’t get any better! With a rotating guest each week, host Sarah Guarisco is calling out all those she’s dated and wronged her in the past, along with listener submissions and horror stories. Think of it as vigilante roasting and insult humor. All those things you wanted to say to your ex and never did, or that co-worker that pissed you off; yeah, we’ll drag them. Do not come here for advice. Let’s play petty cake.

Money is back with Sarah, and the ladies pick up right where they left off. Sarah tells the horrifying story of her dog getting sick from being fed people food over Thanksgiving. The ladies somehow shift to discussing holiday gifting, and they both agree edibles are the gift that keep on giving. Dating during the holiday season becomes tough when it comes to presents, so Sarah brings up the Golden Rule: Do not buy gifts for someone you are not in a relationship with. Money doesn’t know what Cuffing Season means, and apparently Sarah doesn’t either. They get on the topic of Yellowstone, Selling Sunset, and terrible Hallmark Christmas movies. Oh, and someone is wearing her contractor’s sweatshirt!

Money is back with Sarah, and the ladies pick up right where they left off. Sarah tells the horrifying story of her dog getting sick from being fed people food over Thanksgiving. The ladies somehow shift to discussing holiday gifting, and they both agree edibles are the gift that keep on giving. Dating during the holiday season becomes tough when it comes to presents, so Sarah brings up the Golden Rule: Do not buy gifts for someone you are not in a relationship with. Money doesn’t know what Cuffing Season means, and apparently Sarah doesn’t either. They get on the topic of Yellowstone, Selling Sunset, and terrible Hallmark Christmas movies. Oh, and someone is wearing her contractor’s sweatshirt!

Ep 36: Nudes for Christmas

Sarah sits down with her new friend, Victoria. Vic is newly separated and living her best life with the “Chads.” She discusses her recent dating ventures and how someone walked in on her having relations with Chad 1. Vic realizes Chad 1 is getting too attached, so Chad 2 arrives just in time to keep the balance in check. Sarah and Vic consider going lesbian to avoid the men drama, but the swag keeps bringing them back in. “Brenda” slides into Vic’s DMs all the time, but she is engaged and in an open relationship. The ladies talk about sharing home videos at dinner, married men engaging in prostitution rings, and maybe a Part 2! Ring Ring! You’re on the Thot Line. 

Sarah sits down with her new friend, Victoria. Vic is newly separated and living her best life with the “Chads.” She discusses her recent dating ventures and how someone walked in on her having relations with Chad 1. Vic realizes Chad 1 is getting too attached, so Chad 2 arrives just in time to keep the balance in check. Sarah and Vic consider going lesbian to avoid the men drama, but the swag keeps bringing them back in. “Brenda” slides into Vic’s DMs all the time, but she is engaged and in an open relationship. The ladies talk about sharing home videos at dinner, married men engaging in prostitution rings, and maybe a Part 2! Ring Ring! You’re on the Thot Line.

Ep 35: Vic on the Thot Line

Lucky and Sarah are together again, just in time to bitch about driving on the highway, long exit lanes, and going slow in parking garages. The conversation takes a turn (shocker), and the ladies discuss having a baby in a car or shooting one out of a vagina on the sidewalk. Speaking on medical topics, Sarah brings up her sheer embarrassment of holding up the line at the pharmacy. She was only getting eye drops! Both Lucky and Sarah have stories about injuries that lead to something pretty gross. Unfortunately, there were people around to witness these events. If you’re into puking, this episode is really gonna get you right!

Lucky and Sarah are together again, just in time to bitch about driving on the highway, long exit lanes, and going slow in parking garages. The conversation takes a turn (shocker), and the ladies discuss having a baby in a car or shooting one out of a vagina on the sidewalk. Speaking on medical topics, Sarah brings up her sheer embarrassment of holding up the line at the pharmacy. She was only getting eye drops! Both Lucky and Sarah have stories about injuries that lead to something pretty gross. Unfortunately, there were people around to witness these events. If you’re into puking, this episode is really gonna get you right!

Ep 34: How Gross is That?

Money starts off the episode by explaining that her dog’s waist is getting snatched and ready for Summer ‘22. Sarah and Money discuss “Golden Penis Syndrome,” also known as GPS, where men have too many options in women, leaving them with big heads. This new term is closely related to the ‘old cow, new cow’ theory from Someone Like You, where “the bull always wants some strange.” Sarah decides she’s not looking for anyone new, but just in case, she reviews the ways to find men naturally. There may be an experiment in the future. Money and Sarah weigh in on catching colds and covid through their eyes, but y’all can be the judge of that! 

Money starts off the episode by explaining that her dog’s waist is getting snatched and ready for Summer ‘22. Sarah and Money discuss “Golden Penis Syndrome,” also known as GPS, where men have too many options in women, leaving them with big heads. This new term is closely related to the ‘old cow, new cow’ theory from Someone Like You, where “the bull always wants some strange.” Sarah decides she’s not looking for anyone new, but just in case, she reviews the ways to find men naturally. There may be an experiment in the future. Money and Sarah weigh in on catching colds and covid through their eyes, but y’all can be the judge of that!

Ep 33: Old Cow, New Cow

Sarah sits down with Lucky, and they begin by reminiscing on past Halloweens. Lucky brings up her infamous cat suits and the day their old boss saw her walking down the street at 8am with her boobies out. Would it have been worse to zip up the suit and cover the pasties? They weigh the options. Sarah discusses Ho-llaween and how she used to dress up as a moderate ho. The ladies agree Sarah’s chain gang costume from college was the real MVP. Lucky talks about her recent trip to the dentist and her flossing routine. She calls Sarah out for only flossing a few times a week. The healthy chompers debate begins. The ladies somehow get on the topic of Oprah and realize she’s the OG of cancel culture. Buckle up!

Sarah sits down with Lucky, and they begin by reminiscing on past Halloweens. Lucky brings up her infamous cat suits and the day their old boss saw her walking down the street at 8am with her boobies out. Would it have been worse to zip up the suit and cover the pasties? They weigh the options. Sarah discusses Ho-llaween and how she used to dress up as a moderate ho. The ladies agree Sarah’s chain gang costume from college was the real MVP. Lucky talks about her recent trip to the dentist and her flossing routine. She calls Sarah out for only flossing a few times a week. The healthy chompers debate begins. The ladies somehow get on the topic of Oprah and realize she’s the OG of cancel culture. Buckle up!

Ep 32: Happy Moderate Ho-llaween

Sarah and Money rehash their reunion from Saturday night and the oddities intermixed in the evening. The ladies start by calling out the Clarion in Morgan City and how sketchy the linemen were that were staying there. Sarah targets the yellow stains on her comforter, and Money figures that’s what you get for $80. The ladies dish on classmates, and Sarah recalls a rumor and tries to get to the bottom of it. After much group discussion, it was revealed that said rumor was true, but Sarah got the girls mixed up. Thank God she didn’t approach the wrong person! There was an afterparty of sorts, but the real afterparty was when Sarah almost got TAKEN by a straggler standing by her hotel room! DRAMA!

Sarah and Money rehash their reunion from Saturday night and the oddities intermixed in the evening. The ladies start by calling out the Clarion in Morgan City and how sketchy the linemen were that were staying there. Sarah targets the yellow stains on her comforter, and Money figures that’s what you get for $80. The ladies dish on classmates, and Sarah recalls a rumor and tries to get to the bottom of it. After much group discussion, it was revealed that said rumor was true, but Sarah got the girls mixed up. Thank God she didn’t approach the wrong person! There was an afterparty of sorts, but the real afterparty was when Sarah almost got TAKEN by a straggler standing by her hotel room! DRAMA!

Ep 31: 20 Year Reunion Hoopla

Sarah brings “T” onto the show, and he discusses his time on the downlow as a gay man, until his early twenties. He talks about his first experience with a man, which was in high school, and the other guy was in the closet…and still is. T debates a past polyamorous relationship and considers the Neapolitan Theory. He unmasks the $30,000 millionaires with Gucci loafers that live in Dallas and how everyone loves big hair and themselves. “Are ankles the new cleavage?” Sarah breaks down the art of the nude, and T says to stop with the starfish photos! Sarah and T chat about judgmental looks by strangers and how they wanna tell off people who “1-10” them. 

Sarah brings “T” onto the show, and he discusses his time on the downlow as a gay man, until his early twenties. He talks about his first experience with a man, which was in high school, and the other guy was in the closet…and still is. T debates a past polyamorous relationship and considers the Neapolitan Theory. He unmasks the $30,000 millionaires with Gucci loafers that live in Dallas and how everyone loves big hair and themselves. “Are ankles the new cleavage?” Sarah breaks down the art of the nude, and T says to stop with the starfish photos! Sarah and T chat about judgmental looks by strangers and how they wanna tell off people who “1-10” them.

Ep 30: Mr. T Spills the Tea

Sarah welcomes Money back to the show, and they update each other on their usual shenanigans. Sarah discusses her recent weight gain and how she had to go up 2 sizes at Zara. What’s up with their fit model?! The ladies talk about cleanses and diets, and Sarah will update everyone on her progress. The dating term “breadcrumbing” is brought up, so Money and Sarah compare notes on men who give a little and never follow through. How many chances are too many? The ladies’ conversation leads to YouTube, and Sarah recalls her real-life version of “Scarlett Takes a Tumble.” Don’t worry, she’s fine!

Sarah welcomes Money back to the show, and they update each other on their usual shenanigans. Sarah discusses her recent weight gain and how she had to go up 2 sizes at Zara. What’s up with their fit model?! The ladies talk about cleanses and diets, and Sarah will update everyone on her progress. The dating term “breadcrumbing” is brought up, so Money and Sarah compare notes on men who give a little and never follow through. How many chances are too many? The ladies’ conversation leads to YouTube, and Sarah recalls her real-life version of “Scarlett Takes a Tumble.” Don’t worry, she’s fine!

Ep 29: Hansel’s Breadcrumbs

Money and Sarah break down the new season of Jailbirds, which happens to take place in New Orleans. The ladies get into toilet talk, and an inmate starts a fight by saying, “You look like Diddy Kong, and you on your last life.” Money and Sarah are instantly obsessed, especially after meeting Jamie, who has 9 fingers, but when her digit was removed, she was able to keep her “THUG” tattoo. Age hits the inmates hard, and so our advice: don’t do drugs, kids! Also, don’t “run up on knives.” Money reminisces on her night in jail and how she had to pull her cot down the hallway. Then she tells us the story of almost getting arrested in New Orleans, but she got out of that charge! Y’all don’t wanna sleep on this!

Money and Sarah break down the new season of Jailbirds, which happens to take place in New Orleans. The ladies get into toilet talk, and an inmate starts a fight by saying, “You look like Diddy Kong, and you on your last life.” Money and Sarah are instantly obsessed, especially after meeting Jamie, who has 9 fingers, but when her digit was removed, she was able to keep her “THUG” tattoo. Age hits the inmates hard, and so our advice: don’t do drugs, kids! Also, don’t “run up on knives.” Money reminisces on her night in jail and how she had to pull her cot down the hallway. Then she tells us the story of almost getting arrested in New Orleans, but she got out of that charge! Y’all don’t wanna sleep on this!

Ep 28: Jailbirds: New Orleans Baybayyyy

Nancy Drew

Sarah takes a deep dive into the Gabby Petito case, and she admits to hours of investigation on Reddit and Twitter. Lo gets updated on the details of the case, and the ladies agree that Brian Laundrie is a POS. That dude ain’t in the reserve! Lo demands a hot picture of herself if she were to ever go missing. Sarah and Lo recap their trip to Austin to see Heather McMahan stand up. Lo started the trip by almost starving Sarah and depriving her of Mexican food in Houston. The ladies make the drive to Austin with another girlfriend and disorderly conduct ensues. Wine by the doubles, ranch waters, and a drag from a Juul turn Sarah into Usain Bolt, and she now needs a chaperone. 

Sarah takes a deep dive into the Gabby Petito case, and she admits to hours of investigation on Reddit and Twitter. Lo gets updated on the details of the case, and the ladies agree that Brian Laundrie is a POS. That dude ain’t in the reserve! Lo demands a hot picture of herself if she were to ever go missing. Sarah and Lo recap their trip to Austin to see Heather McMahan stand up. Lo started the trip by almost starving Sarah and depriving her of Mexican food in Houston. The ladies make the drive to Austin with another girlfriend and disorderly conduct ensues. Wine by the doubles, ranch waters, and a drag from a Juul turn Sarah into Usain Bolt, and she now needs a chaperone.

Ep 27: Sarah is Nancy Drew

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