This podcast is the best thing I do. It's not even close. Give it a listen. 

This podcast is the best thing I do. It's not even close. Give it a listen.

Do You Say What You Think or What You Remember Having Thought?

The concept that the punishment of an individual's soul in Hell corresponds to the sin that person committed on earth.

The concept that the punishment of an individual's soul in Hell corresponds to the sin that person committed on earth.

Simon, Chapter 3: Contrapasso

This isn't for everyone, but it's most definitely for you.   

This isn't for everyone, but it's most definitely for you.

S2 E2 Simon, Chapter 2: IDIOGLOSSIA

Season 2 is all about Simon. Be patient with this poor fool. Thanks for listening. 

Season 2 is all about Simon. Be patient with this poor fool. Thanks for listening.

Simon, Chapter 1: Fumfering

This is the last episode of DNw5M Season 1. It's been an emotional kiddy-boat ride for sure. I'll take a break to see if anyone notices. If you notice, please let me know. Thanks for listening!        

This is the last episode of DNw5M Season 1. It's been an emotional kiddy-boat ride for sure. I'll take a break to see if anyone notices. If you notice, please let me know. Thanks for listening!

No Regrets

Artistically, this is the best I've ever done, or am likely to ever do. So that's that. 

Artistically, this is the best I've ever done, or am likely to ever do. So that's that.

The Cow Says Moo and the Moo Says Cow

The luxury of doing, saying, and possessing pointless things.    

The luxury of doing, saying, and possessing pointless things.

Simon Narrow Makes His Own Corduroy 

Simon Narrow needs help, preferably yours. 

Simon Narrow needs help, preferably yours.

The Democratization of Heaven

It's picnic time and this is the perfect picnic planner and perker-upper! Performed by the lovely and amazing Georgia Bellas!   

It's picnic time and this is the perfect picnic planner and perker-upper! Performed by the lovely and amazing Georgia Bellas!

Instant Picnic

No flies were harmed in the writing or recording of this episode. I wouldn't harm a fly. 

No flies were harmed in the writing or recording of this episode. I wouldn't harm a fly.

Eating Out

Purposefully Misunderstanding the Obvious

Warning! Drug use and irresponsible behavior! Dedicated to Mitch Hedberg.    

Warning! Drug use and irresponsible behavior! Dedicated to Mitch Hedberg.

Staying Put

The further adventures of Simon Narrow, with a dedication to the people of Ukraine, and a quote from Slaughterhouse-Five.   

The further adventures of Simon Narrow, with a dedication to the people of Ukraine, and a quote from Slaughterhouse-Five.

The Character-Building Aspects of Disappointment

The most memorable living experiences are the ones where you're nearly broke and looking for a warm place to spend the night. When you're young and a poet there is nothing more exciting, or romantic, or terrifying. These are poems by Richard D Houff set to music. Welcome to Hotel Hell.    

The most memorable living experiences are the ones where you're nearly broke and looking for a warm place to spend the night. When you're young and a poet there is nothing more exciting, or romantic, or terrifying. These are poems by Richard D Houff set to music. Welcome to Hotel Hell.

Hotel Hell

The triumphant return of Simon Narrow!

Moonlight Walks and Fine Dining

Music by Sugar Whiskey. Georgia performs classic Nielsen-isms for meditative relaxation. Especially recommended for those irritating 3 AM panic attacks. Peace and love from Georgia and Dan.   

Music by Sugar Whiskey. Georgia performs classic Nielsen-isms for meditative relaxation. Especially recommended for those irritating 3 AM panic attacks. Peace and love from Georgia and Dan.

Gazing at Your Navel

Intimate or drastic elements in the work of others are untouchable and should not be commented upon even in their absence. Private conflicts, quarrels, sentiments, animosities are unavoidable in any human group, but it is our duty towards creation to keep these in check in so far as they might deform and wreck the work process.” — Jerzy Grotowski —

Intimate or drastic elements in the work of others are untouchable and should not be commented upon even in their absence. Private conflicts, quarrels, sentiments, animosities are unavoidable in any human group, but it is our duty towards creation to keep these in check in so far as they might deform and wreck the work process.” — Jerzy Grotowski —

The Dump Has Shoes with Good Laces 

Featuring the writing on my dear friend, Jack Albert. I'm hoping Jack gets around the writing a memoir about his years (mid to late 70s) in the East Village. I visited him there a couple times. One night I tagged along to Ginsberg's apartment where we smoked Jack's weed and Allen played Blake on harmonium. Another time we saw John Cale at CBGB. Thanks for those memories, Jack.    

Featuring the writing on my dear friend, Jack Albert. I'm hoping Jack gets around the writing a memoir about his years (mid to late 70s) in the East Village. I visited him there a couple times. One night I tagged along to Ginsberg's apartment where we smoked Jack's weed and Allen played Blake on harmonium. Another time we saw John Cale at CBGB. Thanks for those memories, Jack.

The Standup Poet Meets Boney Maroney

Includes Steve Richmond's reading of "writing" by Charles Bukowski~~~

Includes Steve Richmond's reading of "writing" by Charles Bukowski~~~

Simon Narrow Set His Hair on Fire

Featuring gagaku by Steve Richmond

Fragmental Illness

The trick is to think without remembering. 

The trick is to think without remembering.

Simon Narrow Wears Tube Socks

Dan Nielsen with Five Minutes 

The best podcast episodes of the most interesting stories and things. From skyping someone while they're in space, to tracking down and meeting a telephone scammer in person, to the story of a Galapagos. These episodes will keep you and all your friends entertained and captivated for hours. Learn something new in every episode! Add episodes you're interested into your queue below!

Best Episodes: Interesting Stories & Things

The best podcast episodes on parenting. Interviewing experts and talking through common issues surrounding parenting. This topic is filled with important lessons and insights for anyone listening. Add episodes you're interested into your queue below!