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AFLoquence: a footy podcast

Emil and Bart, die hard supporters from two crap teams (the saints and the blues respectively) talk all things footy.

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Round 4 - 2021

This week on Afloquence. Emil gets ripped from the jaws of despair after a solid win from the blues, whilst Bart sheds tears over his horrible Saints. Theres also lots of chat about lost teeth, testosterone, and getting to the bottom of ‘who’s good’.


7 Apr 2021

Rank #1

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Round 2 - 2021

What a week in footy. The Cygnetts and Crows flew high, but the Bombers crash landed, and Danger crashed through. The Saints climbed the beanstalk, the Blues were too green, and poor old (young) Matt Rowell just can't catch a break. 

1hr 3mins

23 Mar 2021

Rank #2

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Round 1 - 2021

The Footy Gods have answered your prayers, with the return of AFLoquence for season 2021. This Ep Emil and Bart spit truths on all things pre season, AFLW, the Hallowed Turf, and of course our hot tips for round 1. Play on!

1hr 6mins

15 Mar 2021

Rank #3

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Grand Final - 2020

Its Grand Final week! This week on the pod, Emil and Bart return from their radio silence to talk all things football, including auditioning for umpire school, God's plan, the last dance, and of course delve a little into the silly season.

1hr 11mins

19 Oct 2020

Rank #4

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Pre-Finals Bye - 2020

Bart and Emil bid farewell to the home and away season of 2020, and with it the 10 clubs who, by the as yet unbroken mathematical law that 18 does not go into 8, are done for the year. It's a touch of trade talk, classic Hawthorn, which city is further west, and a mid pod zen meditation. End music by Horatio Luna and East Coast Collective.Art by Sunshine Biscuit


23 Sep 2020

Rank #5

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Round 18 - 2020

We've finally made it! The last round of this wacky home and away season is upon us. This week the gang sadly says goodbye to some of the beloved teams not playing finals, as Emils Blues make him blue. Different realities are explored trying to find possible upsets, theres heaps of player send offs and a tight James Brown send off to finish. Play On!


17 Sep 2020

Rank #6

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Round 17 - 2020

Everything's sunny on Cavill Avenue as Footmass 2.0 reaches it's scintillating zenith. Bart and Emil are sipping on the bubblebath water of victory as they talk Mitch Robinson and his heir apparent Matt Cottrell, The Bad Boys of the AFL, mathematical possibilities, and the seemingly unwanted 8th spot on the ladder.  Enjoy! End Music: Anderson Paak - Lockdown (Instrumental)Art by Sunshine Biscuit


9 Sep 2020

Rank #7

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Round 15 - 2020

This week on the pod, Its the Festival of Football mark 2! Emil and Bart do a ‘Where are they now’ of ex Giants players, delve into the sadness of being a Blues supporter, impersonate Jake Riccardi, question the concept of Time itself and of course give some slap dash tips.


2 Sep 2020

Rank #8

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Round 14 - 2020

Emil and Bart are celebrating Sir Doug Nicholls round. Talking Rob Muir, Adam Goodes, and Dreamtime in Darwin before delving into last week's results. Bart finds himself agreeing with Mick Malthouse, then the boys talk through the round ahead with an added debating twist. Art by Sunshine Biscuit

1hr 11mins

26 Aug 2020

Rank #9

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Round 11 - 2020

Its the final week of Footmas, Emil and Bart are so excited they can barely sleep. Thats why this pod was recorded at 9am. On this weeks am: afloquence, they're talking the pressure gage, getting off Scott free, and West Coast eagles fans and their beautiful resonant voices.


12 Aug 2020

Rank #10