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Ghost Mouse Gamers

We are a group of friends that loosely use Dungeons and Dragons to tell pointless stories filled with tangents and bickering. Our current story is called Ancient - Chapter One: The Death of Gary. It is 1904 in Turkey. The day is hot, and the bazaar is bustling with energy as patrons fend off the advances of aggressive vendors eager to hawk their wares. A chance encounter with an old friend ends in tragedy, leading to a series of collisions that send three strangers searching for answers in the depths of the criminal underworld.

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Ancient Ch. 2: Tongue Tied - Ep. 1

Episode 1 - Mirage TimeOne second they're in a vault that is collapsing all around you. The next second they're standing at the top of a sand dune looking at a Pyramid. Where did they go? And how did they get there? Luth takes a trip to a pond. Clyde threatens another woman. And Karlotta draws a chicken.

1hr 13mins

27 Mar 2019

Rank #1

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Ancient Ch. 1: The Death of Gary - Ep. 07

Episode 07 - Masters Of DisguiseThe trio has decided to make another pass at The Chicks in their casino/cock fight. But since they were kicked out last time, they'll need some new faces. They say you should learn from your mistakes, can these trio follow that advice? Karlotta gets back to her country roots. Luth meets his new best friend. And Clyde develops a taste of purity. 

1hr 3mins

21 Nov 2018

Rank #2

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Ancient Ch. 1: The Death of Gary - Ep. 17

Episode 17 - The State of AffairsThe trio has now successfully "rescued" Gary, found both pieces to the treasure puzzle, and managed to advance to Level 3. Almost seems like they know what they are doing. Almost. But there is still a lot to work out. Clyde has his sanity checked. Karlotta turns on the lights. And Luth learns how to drive.AUDIO WARNING:Andrew had his baby, so we had to record this one remotely. There were some audio issues. Luckily only in the last 15 mins. Sorry about that.

1hr 8mins

30 Jan 2019

Rank #3

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Ancient Ch. 1: The Death of Gary - Ep. 14

Episode 14 - ReunitedWith Clyde gone from the party, Luth and Karlotta have to do the sleuthing work on their own. Can they control their tempers this time? Luth doesn't understand how lying works. Karlotta becomes invisible. And Clyde meets a new friend in the Dungeon.

1hr 31mins

9 Jan 2019

Rank #4

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Ancient Ch. 1: The Death of Gary - Ep. 05

Episode 05 - Doing Hard TimeThe police have caught the trio red handed in the Jewelry Shop. They'll need to think fast to get out of this one...requiring a skill none of them are particularly suited for. Luth meets his mother. Karlotta makes it through a tight squeeze, only to be stymied by the slow amblings of a life of privilege. Clyde does some calisthenics.

1hr 27mins

7 Nov 2018

Rank #5

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Ancient Ch. 1: The Death of Gary - Ep. 08

Episode 08 - Getting Personal Back StageClyde/Brita has made it into the back rooms with a couple of gentlemen friends. With Karlotta/Talia shortly to follow, can Luth/Arthur figure out a way to join in the fun before getting booted again? Clyde makes a pit stop in the toilet. Karlotta flexes her monk muscles. Andrew can't stay in character. And everyone had too many Zimas before recording. Enjoy! AUDIO WARNING: We bought some new equipment and it didn't work out too well. We actually lost most of the episode and had to recover it from a shitty desktop mic that happened to be recording. So we're really sorry about the quality. We trimmed as much as we could. Good goofs in this one though!

54mins

28 Nov 2018

Rank #6

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Ancient Ch. 1: The Death of Gary - Ep. 21

Episode 21 - Chest FriendsThis vault seems to be getting a tad repetitive. Either the DM is getting lazy, or there's a surprise coming. Clyde gets a step up. Karlotta gets toned up. And Luth hydrates up.

33mins

27 Feb 2019

Rank #7

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Ancient Ch. 1: The Death of Gary - Ep. 09

Episode 09 - Spa Day, Part 1Now that they've somehow talked their way into the back rooms at the Chick Casino, the trio need to tread lightly or risk blowing their very convincing covers. Unfortunately, doing anything lightly is not Luth's strongest trait. Karlotta finds other uses for keys. Luth takes a Weekend trip with his friend. And Clyde forgets about Sneak Attack. AUDIO WARNING:  Audio isn't too bad in this episode, but we're still testing out the new stuff. Please excuse the inconsistencies within.

1hr 3mins

5 Dec 2018

Rank #8

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Ancient Ch. 1 - Supercut Summary

Chapter 1 SummaryNow presenting, the easiest way to get into a pseudo narrative podcast: The Supercut Episode. We’ve cut through all 23 episodes that comprised Chapter 1: The Death of Gary and pulled out the important plot points and a couple silly parts. Luth ate a turkey leg and forgot his own voice. Clyde got sweaty in a leather duster and died repeatedly. And Karlotta suffered the company of two idiots.

21 Mar 2019

Rank #9

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Ancient Ch. 1: The Death of Gary - Ep. 22

Episode 22 - Ruth AstirdA gigantic bug is screaming at the heroes, either he’s just cranky because he was woken from his nap, or he’s protecting something valueable. Karlotta breaks a leg. Luth goes through a life changing transformation. And Clyde is reacquainted with a jewel from his past.

53mins

6 Mar 2019

Rank #10

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Ancient Ch. 1: The Death of Gary - Ep. 23

Episode 23 - Chapter 1 FinaleThey've come a long way since that morning in the bazaar. They've battled a giant, pink filled bug, killed a few guys named Charlie, and had more dressing montages than most would think to be necessary. And its all lead to this. The grand finale episode in Chapter 1. Luth finally decides to pull his own weight. Clyde gets tea-bagged. And Karlotta is denied her sweet vengeance.

53mins

13 Mar 2019

Rank #11

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Ancient Ch. 1: The Death of Gary - Ep. 19

Episode 19 - Puzzling ArtA nice air conditioned art museum on a hot day can be a great thing, unless that art isn't what it pretends to be. After entering the vault, the trio find themselves locked in, with only one direction to go...into the darkness, and there seems to be something peculiar about the walls in here. Clyde has a clinger. Karlotta gets touchy feely. And Luth can’t seem to lift a finger.

1hr 25mins

13 Feb 2019

Rank #12

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Ancient Ch. 1: The Death of Gary - Ep. 16

Episode 16 - You Are HereA world of white after death? Is Clyde going to meet Jesus? While Clyde frolicks around in the great white way, his compatriots have to figure out a way to make it out of the ambush alive. And don't forget about that Map! Luth neglects to think through his heroics. Karlotta and Paula don't understand how weight works. And Clyde meets a group of new friends.

58mins

23 Jan 2019

Rank #13

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Ancient Ch. 1: The Death of Gary - Ep. 06

Episode 06 - Exposition DayAfter escaping the police station, the trio find themselves back in the company of Clyde's new friends. They've had a rough night, and now they have some important questions that demand answers. Will they get the answers they need to solve the mystery of Gary's disappearance? Probably not. Clyde lives his Fast and Furious lifestyle. Luth shows off his summer body. And Karlotta spots a familiar face in the lobby. AUDIO WARNING - Part of our original recording got lost to computer ghosts. So we had to do a last minute re-record of part of the episode. Because of this, there is a 10-15 minute segment with weird audio.

1hr 11mins

14 Nov 2018

Rank #14

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Ancient Ch. 1: The Death of Gary - Ep. 11

Episode 11 - A River Runs Through ThemAfter an unfortunate slip on the rocks, Clyde throws the trio head first into another battle by the river. Do they have enough stamina to pull through? Or will we have a trio of limp noodles steeped in water? Clyde pops a boob. Karlotta learns to swim. And Luth does what Luth does best. AUDIO WARNING:  Audio isn't too bad in this episode, but we're still testing out the new stuff. Please excuse the inconsistencies within.

46mins

19 Dec 2018

Rank #15

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Ancient Ch. 1: The Death of Gary - Ep. 15

Episode 15 - The Maze RunnerIt is often beneficial to stay at a Courtyard, but this is one courtyard the trio want want to linger in. Between themselves and safety, stands the two heads of one of the most powerful gangs in town, how will they get themselves out of this one? Luth doubles down on the bone thing. Karlotta gets angry at knees. And Clyde does what he does best.

1hr 15mins

16 Jan 2019

Rank #16

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Ancient Ch. 1: The Death of Gary - Ep. 18

Episode 18 - Necking in a HotelThere's nothing like a pain in the neck to kick start a Hotel Party. These unsavory folks may be the only thing standing between the trio and their treasur. Clyde shows off his abacus tricks. Karlotta a friend a much needed gift. And Luth discovers pomade.AUDIO WARNING:Andrew had his baby, so we had to record this one remotely. There were some audio issues. Luckily only in the last 15 mins. Sorry about that.

1hr 9mins

6 Feb 2019

Rank #17

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Ancient Ch. 1: The Death of Gary - Ep. 20

Episode 20 - The Treasure of DeathThere be gold in them hills! The trio has found a room full of treasure. But could it really be that easy? Clyde can only see red. Karlotta unleashes a swarm of trouble. And Luth accesses his inner Goldilocks.

1hr 26mins

20 Feb 2019

Rank #18

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Ancient Ch. 1: The Death of Gary - Ep. 04

Episode 04 - Ocean's ThreeClyde performs a magic trick. Clyde tries to buy jewelry for his ample lover. And the three embark on a heist.

1hr 22mins

31 Oct 2018

Rank #19

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SUPERCUT - Episodes 1.01 through 1.03

This episode is a compressed version of episodes 1 through 3. We hope this helps get anyone through the first two episodes with very sub-par audio.

1hr 17mins

17 Oct 2018

Rank #20