Backing music:"Industrial Cinematic" "Cheery Monday" "Hot Pursuit""Wholesome" "Ghost Dance" "Plain Loafer" "Deadly Roulette" "Nouvelle Noel" and "Super Friendly"  by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Backing music:"Industrial Cinematic" "Cheery Monday" "Hot Pursuit""Wholesome" "Ghost Dance" "Plain Loafer" "Deadly Roulette" "Nouvelle Noel" and "Super Friendly"  by Kevin MacLeod (<a href="http://incompetech.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">incompetech.com</a>)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License<a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/</a>

Dashing X Digressions

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Dashing... Dane's Too Tired for Another Alliteration

Bells rule everything around me. Dane's ready to leave the US for financial reasons, totally nothing relating to cultural heritage. The big story this week though is Pete's new record for week completion. Look forward to his upcoming regular life streams! Elsewhere, musical cringe moments are analyzed, and things get tier-y. Finally, Dane wants to start some drama, but Pete's not having it.

Episode 134: A Flawless Run

Cruise

Flashy and forgotten movies starring mega-celebrity Tom Cruise. We're not scared.Vanilla Sky (2001)Minority Report (2002)

Flashy and forgotten movies starring mega-celebrity Tom Cruise. We're not scared. Vanilla Sky (2001) Minority Report (2002)

Frivolous Films: Tom Cruise Sci-Fi Gibberish

No more assault by ghosts, the terror has gone on too long! This week the guys get classy and discuss proper tea preparation. Dane's finally gone out in public and is dismayed by the mask situation, while Pete's just laughing at misused phrases. Elsewhere, Pete's got some thoughts about how people see Texas, and Dane's getting tired of Netflix's second season slumps. Finally,  Pete has a plan for Todd Howard and the guys get literary with this week's Music's Burning Question.

Episode 133: Tea Renegade

In this time of turmoil and changed, two heroes must emerge to rescue the masses from the harsh strike of boredom. But sometimes, prior engagements and work schedules preclude this from happening. Bummer. So one of those two heroes must make a standalone product to fill time before the next installment. This is that. Yeah.

Dash-DX: Solar Winds of Expertise {exc} Vol. 2

Pete's got that stimulus and he's going big. This week we consider the possibility of President Trump making a beautiful pants mistake. Dane's got some problems with simps, and Pete's getting ready to stock his doomsday shelter. Elsewhere, Dane is easily convinced and has some new movies to recommend. Finally, Music's Burning Questions has Pete poised to drop a bomb or two.

Episode 132: I Didn't Mourn "Cuck"

This episodes has the guys exploring the depths of the Disney budget and unearthing some Nicolas Cage treasure, as they cover the National Treasure franchise.National Treasure (2004)National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007)

This episodes has the guys exploring the depths of the Disney budget and unearthing some Nicolas Cage treasure, as they cover the National Treasure franchise. National Treasure (2004) National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007)

Frivolous Films: National Treasure

Bunny Day has finally passed, thank the Nook. Pete's adjusting to a new schedule and Dane has lost any sense of order in his life. News of the possible pardon of The Tiger King has arisen, and that's got the guys down on everything... for a while. Elsewhere, Dane's whole perspective of media has shifted following the introduction of a very pouty burly boi,  while Pete wonders why he never learns about all the big drug scandals. Finally, the guys analyze the anatomy of whales and apply it to Pokemon.

Bunny Day has finally passed, thank the Nook. Pete's adjusting to a new schedule and Dane has lost any sense of order in his life. News of the possible pardon of The Tiger King has arisen, and that's got the guys down on everything... for a while. Elsewhere, Dane's whole perspective of media has shifted following the introduction of a very pouty burly boi, while Pete wonders why he never learns about all the big drug scandals. Finally, the guys analyze the anatomy of whales and apply it to Pokemon.

Episode 131: Whales Are Pretty Old

In this, the triumphant return section of our saga, it's acceptable, and expected even, to offer your praise and adulation in gratitude. Or you can just keep chilling at home and practice proper social distancing while you search for more media to fill the hours. We offer some insight on what we've been watching to do just that, especially Tiger King. Yeah, lots of that.

In this, the triumphant return section of our saga, it's acceptable, and expected even, to offer your praise and adulation in gratitude. Or you can just keep chilling at home and practice proper social distancing while you search for more media to fill the hours. We offer some insight on what we've been watching to do just that, especially Tiger King. Yeah, lots of that.

Episode 130: A Soul Patch is Game Over

Dashing Digressions is a great show that does a wonderful job of keeping each new episode fresh and funny. They touch on a wide verity of topics so there is no chance of getting board.

Soon will be one of your favorites!

Love the vibe of this show, and the hosts are great!

These digressions ARE very dashing!

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Lisa Loeb

The guys test out the intro for the highly anticipated YouTube daily vlog channel, before discussing some names that are like the something of something. Analogies are hard. Pete's getting some writing done and hung some art, and Dane talks about how you should clean your room, fascinating stuff. Elsewhere, the guys try to pin down the worst possible entrance music anyone could use, and consider Dane's possibly updating his musical references to be more contemporary. Finally, Dane's LAME about Ghostbusters runs a little short.

The guys test out the intro for the highly anticipated YouTube daily vlog channel, before discussing some names that are like the something of something. Analogies are hard. Pete's getting some writing done and hung some art, and Dane talks about how you should clean your room, fascinating stuff. Elsewhere, the guys try to pin down the worst possible entrance music anyone could use, and consider Dane's possibly updating his musical references to be more contemporary. Finally, Dane's LAME about Ghostbusters runs a little short.

Episode 82: Over The Hill with Lisa Loeb

What does your memory of reality TV say about you? Pete's personal recollection certainly has something to declare and Dane recounts a car commercial that may just cross over to art territory. Pete has a Super Bowl related story but that's about as much sportball we can handle on this show. Following the inevitable hate tweets that are to be sent following this episode, Pete cheers himself up with the drama of the local chapter of Pokemon Go fanatics. Elsewhere, Dane gets really pissed off about about Kevin Spacey again, before condemning news media induced hysterics. Finally, Dane's LAME about Live Action Hanna-Barbara Movies ends with an offer for Warner Brothers.

What does your memory of reality TV say about you? Pete's personal recollection certainly has something to declare and Dane recounts a car commercial that may just cross over to art territory. Pete has a Super Bowl related story but that's about as much sportball we can handle on this show. Following the inevitable hate tweets that are to be sent following this episode, Pete cheers himself up with the drama of the local chapter of Pokemon Go fanatics. Elsewhere, Dane gets really pissed off about about Kevin Spacey again, before condemning news media induced hysterics. Finally, Dane's LAME about Live Action Hanna-Barbara Movies ends with an offer for Warner Brothers.

Episode 81: Uncanny At Best

Dashing Intermission

High controversy, we got it fast and regular on this episode. Dane's practicing for his role as an anime protagonist, and Pete's comparing Eminem to Bowie. The guys criticize DBZ for a while, but give Krillin the respect he deserves. Elsewhere, the guys deal with the wrong assumptions people make about them, and then swoon over Bong Joon-Ho for a while. Finally, the guys plan their perfect Vampire Weekend while answering Music's Burning Question.

High controversy, we got it fast and regular on this episode. Dane's practicing for his role as an anime protagonist, and Pete's comparing Eminem to Bowie. The guys criticize DBZ for a while, but give Krillin the respect he deserves. Elsewhere, the guys deal with the wrong assumptions people make about them, and then swoon over Bong Joon-Ho for a while. Finally, the guys plan their perfect Vampire Weekend while answering Music's Burning Question.

Episode 127: I Would Be the Panda

The metaphysical properties of Mr. Peanut are a mystery, but we're brave enough to examine them. This week, Dane surprises no one with an embarrassing sexual awakening, while Pete says no to Judge Judy. The guys consider the meaning of "sexy teeth," before Pete reveals his new role as daddy dom. Some trailers are quickly discussed and discarded when Pete decides to embrace religious phrasing. Finally, before addressing her Burning Question, the guys throw some shade on Jeff Bezos' photo op with Lizzo.

The metaphysical properties of Mr. Peanut are a mystery, but we're brave enough to examine them. This week, Dane surprises no one with an embarrassing sexual awakening, while Pete says no to Judge Judy. The guys consider the meaning of "sexy teeth," before Pete reveals his new role as daddy dom. Some trailers are quickly discussed and discarded when Pete decides to embrace religious phrasing. Finally, before addressing her Burning Question, the guys throw some shade on Jeff Bezos' photo op with Lizzo.

Episode 126: The Lord Works in Mysterious Ways

Frank Miller is a joke, and he was lucky to have Zack Snyder. Anyway! Another week with the guys trashing popular junk but Dane'll escape on his banana board. Pete likens himself to Alex Jones while Dane wishes Infinite Undiscovery would have remained undiscovered. Elsewhere, the guys compare YouTube notes and commiserate with comedians boxed into their own routines. Finally, Dane recounts an incident involving an orange and the guys tell the Backstreet Boys to treat their therapists better.

Frank Miller is a joke, and he was lucky to have Zack Snyder. Anyway! Another week with the guys trashing popular junk but Dane'll escape on his banana board. Pete likens himself to Alex Jones while Dane wishes Infinite Undiscovery would have remained undiscovered. Elsewhere, the guys compare YouTube notes and commiserate with comedians boxed into their own routines. Finally, Dane recounts an incident involving an orange and the guys tell the Backstreet Boys to treat their therapists better.

Episode 124: Crunch into an Orange

Yes, we are, in fact, clowns here to amuse you, while we go over Mob Movies on this week's episode: The Untouchables(1987) Goodfellas(1990)

Yes, we are, in fact, clowns here to amuse you, while we go over Mob Movies on this week's episode: The Untouchables(1987) Goodfellas(1990)

Frivolous Films: Mob Movies

There's something very special about the optimism of a teenage boy with a crush. So young, so hopeful, so dumb. This week, Dane questions Pete about his time hunting cougars, but Pete saw himself more as the prey. The tale of a woman with some very specific assets and the man that lost her forever is finally told. Elsewhere, the guys have some thoughts on Disney+, as well as some hot takes regarding Star Wars and Sonic the Hedgehog. Finally, the success of Crush 40 is considered alongside a man that maybe isn't crushing his 40's quite so well.

There's something very special about the optimism of a teenage boy with a crush. So young, so hopeful, so dumb. This week, Dane questions Pete about his time hunting cougars, but Pete saw himself more as the prey. The tale of a woman with some very specific assets and the man that lost her forever is finally told. Elsewhere, the guys have some thoughts on Disney+, as well as some hot takes regarding Star Wars and Sonic the Hedgehog. Finally, the success of Crush 40 is considered alongside a man that maybe isn't crushing his 40's quite so well.

Episode 117: The Legend of Glittertits

This edition of Frivolous films covers the infamous Ninja Trilogy by the Cannon Group. Enter the Ninja (1980) Revenge of the Ninja (1981) Ninja III: The Domination (1984)

This edition of Frivolous films covers the infamous Ninja Trilogy by the Cannon Group. Enter the Ninja (1980) Revenge of the Ninja (1981) Ninja III: The Domination (1984)

Frivolous Films: Ninja Trilogy

Sweets to the sweet, this week we take on the another haunting figure from Dane's childhood. The Candyman. Candyman (1992) Candyman Farewell to the Flesh (1995) Candyman Day of the Dead (1999)

Sweets to the sweet, this week we take on the another haunting figure from Dane's childhood. The Candyman. Candyman (1992) Candyman Farewell to the Flesh (1995) Candyman Day of the Dead (1999)

Frivolous Films: Candyman Trilogy

You may not think it, but teenagers are actually pretty easy to impress, at least for Uncle Pete. This week, Pete continues to prove his consummate maturity, and Dane's got some trouble with cancel culture. The guys have trouble with the current crop of newly famous internet celebs before complaining about social media like the old guys they are. Elsewhere, boomers are such an easy target for ridicule they barely need prompting to get stupid, Finally, the highest fashion of the denim on denim look is explored before the guys talk about getting weird.

You may not think it, but teenagers are actually pretty easy to impress, at least for Uncle Pete. This week, Pete continues to prove his consummate maturity, and Dane's got some trouble with cancel culture. The guys have trouble with the current crop of newly famous internet celebs before complaining about social media like the old guys they are. Elsewhere, boomers are such an easy target for ridicule they barely need prompting to get stupid, Finally, the highest fashion of the denim on denim look is explored before the guys talk about getting weird.

Episode 108: The Difference

Handshake

There's a creepy new show in the works, and Pete's all over it. The guys realize that Adult Swim is actually killing it, and consider the fractal possibilities of Junji Ito's "Tomie." Pete says he's feeling old, and Dane knows he's just fat, Elsewhere, Pete's scratch-off streak gets broken, and Dane reveals some of his secret shame. Finally, the guys compare handshaking strategies before getting grossed out about this week's Hottie Face Off.

There's a creepy new show in the works, and Pete's all over it. The guys realize that Adult Swim is actually killing it, and consider the fractal possibilities of Junji Ito's "Tomie." Pete says he's feeling old, and Dane knows he's just fat, Elsewhere, Pete's scratch-off streak gets broken, and Dane reveals some of his secret shame. Finally, the guys compare handshaking strategies before getting grossed out about this week's Hottie Face Off.

Episode 107: Feminine Black Handshake

Get your day started right with this week's episode of Dashing Digressions, featuring our guest, Twitch streamer, Whstler! With our good buddy Chris in tow, we ruin porn for our friends and pioneer the hottest new shuffle feature on the adult sites. Chris offers up some insight into the realm of Twitch and his moral compunctions with its terms of service before Dane gets really distracted with cartoon bears. Elsewhere, Pete's recent visit to a local sex shop offers up the most perfect marketing line in recent memory, and the Baldwin Battle Royale is quickly put to rest. Finally, the guys seek out some context from The Clash before Pete finds a way to break the whole show.

Get your day started right with this week's episode of Dashing Digressions, featuring our guest, Twitch streamer, Whstler! With our good buddy Chris in tow, we ruin porn for our friends and pioneer the hottest new shuffle feature on the adult sites. Chris offers up some insight into the realm of Twitch and his moral compunctions with its terms of service before Dane gets really distracted with cartoon bears. Elsewhere, Pete's recent visit to a local sex shop offers up the most perfect marketing line in recent memory, and the Baldwin Battle Royale is quickly put to rest. Finally, the guys seek out some context from The Clash before Pete finds a way to break the whole show.

Episode 105: A Secret You Take to the Grave

After a week's hiatus the guys are back to comment on all the drama that went on while they were gone. Dane's pretty sick of ugly pricks and he's not just talking about Projared, and Pete's got tips for proper wear of certain neck-centric accessories. Elsewhere, it maybe a week slow, but regarding a certain spiny animal the guys do still have a fast take. Finally, Dane discusses the convention that kept him away for the week and how Blurryface might be a little conceited.

After a week's hiatus the guys are back to comment on all the drama that went on while they were gone. Dane's pretty sick of ugly pricks and he's not just talking about Projared, and Pete's got tips for proper wear of certain neck-centric accessories. Elsewhere, it maybe a week slow, but regarding a certain spiny animal the guys do still have a fast take. Finally, Dane discusses the convention that kept him away for the week and how Blurryface might be a little conceited.

Episode 92: Tea Sipping and Scarf Etiquette

So there's a new meme-based president on the way, in the far and exotic land of Ukraine, so the guys take a minute to offer their take. Pete has a story about how hot his coworker is and how gay that makes him, while Dane gets irritated about horses. After a very trashy digression that makes Pete very sad, Dane laments his lack of twitter skill. Elsewhere, the guys try to puzzle out a solution to internet echo chambers and make their way to H3H3. Finally, in lieu of Music's Burning Questions this week we doubled up on banana facts!

So there's a new meme-based president on the way, in the far and exotic land of Ukraine, so the guys take a minute to offer their take. Pete has a story about how hot his coworker is and how gay that makes him, while Dane gets irritated about horses. After a very trashy digression that makes Pete very sad, Dane laments his lack of twitter skill. Elsewhere, the guys try to puzzle out a solution to internet echo chambers and make their way to H3H3. Finally, in lieu of Music's Burning Questions this week we doubled up on banana facts!

Episode 90: I Wanna Be a "7" Gay

After way too much time, it finally occurs to Dane that maybe he and Pete are not, in fact, gods. This realization is cause for an immediate onset of mucousy nastiness that's sure to drive everyone away. But, despite that, the guys have a few words about Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, and the Billboard charts misjudging the fine Lil Nas X and his country smash, Old Town Road. Gaming talk continues with poor recollection of features in Fallout: New Vegas and how going slow is really frustrating. Elsewhere, the looming specter of Star Wars comes around once more with new teasers for a movie and a game, both of which provoke caution. Finally, the guys talk about unfortunately named businesses before addressing a question of self reflection from Coheed and Cambria.

After way too much time, it finally occurs to Dane that maybe he and Pete are not, in fact, gods. This realization is cause for an immediate onset of mucousy nastiness that's sure to drive everyone away. But, despite that, the guys have a few words about Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, and the Billboard charts misjudging the fine Lil Nas X and his country smash, Old Town Road. Gaming talk continues with poor recollection of features in Fallout: New Vegas and how going slow is really frustrating. Elsewhere, the looming specter of Star Wars comes around once more with new teasers for a movie and a game, both of which provoke caution. Finally, the guys talk about unfortunately named businesses before addressing a question of self reflection from Coheed and Cambria.

Episode 89: Mighty Blue Whale Whatever

This week the guys examine Ryan Gosling. Thoroughly. ...And some movies about dudes who drive good, I guess. The Transporter (2002) Drive (2011) Baby Driver (2017)

This week the guys examine Ryan Gosling. Thoroughly. ...And some movies about dudes who drive good, I guess. The Transporter (2002) Drive (2011) Baby Driver (2017)

Dane's LAME: Badass Drivers

This week we examine the cosmic horror of John Carpenter's Apocalypse Trilogy! The Thing(1982) Prince of Darkness(1987) In the Mouth of Madness(1994)

This week we examine the cosmic horror of John Carpenter's Apocalypse Trilogy! The Thing(1982) Prince of Darkness(1987) In the Mouth of Madness(1994)

Dane's LAME: John Carpenter's Apocalypse Trilogy

Billy Baldwin

On this decidedly light episode, the guys decide the future of their gaming purchases. Dane reveals a long held belief on the overall quality of a certain speedy mascot, while Pete gets talks about how music gets him all up in his feelings. The finer points of video game soundtracks come to the table with a few lively and deathly examples, along with some desire to play some Tabletop RPGs. Elsewhere, the guys maybe have some trouble relating to some family members, and Dane explains how he and Pete came together on this episode of How I Met Your Podcaster. Finally, there's maybe some Dane's LAME about The Weasel Collection, or whatever.

On this decidedly light episode, the guys decide the future of their gaming purchases. Dane reveals a long held belief on the overall quality of a certain speedy mascot, while Pete gets talks about how music gets him all up in his feelings. The finer points of video game soundtracks come to the table with a few lively and deathly examples, along with some desire to play some Tabletop RPGs. Elsewhere, the guys maybe have some trouble relating to some family members, and Dane explains how he and Pete came together on this episode of How I Met Your Podcaster. Finally, there's maybe some Dane's LAME about The Weasel Collection, or whatever.

Episode 80: What Happened to Billy Baldwin?

Merry forced holiday cheer! It's our nominal Christmas episode and you can tell we built the whole thing from the ground up with Christmas in mind. Dane may have some potential as a politician after all, and Pete has just the thing to set him apart: a touch of Macho Madness. The guys discuss their contenders for Game of the Year, and their problems with the usual suspects. Elsewhere, Pete considers tackling The MST3K Gauntlet, and Dane plans on misleading his children. Finally, on this holiday edition of Dane's LAME "Oh. That IS Christmas" the holiday gets nontraditional, dark, and frankly, pretty weird.

Merry forced holiday cheer! It's our nominal Christmas episode and you can tell we built the whole thing from the ground up with Christmas in mind. Dane may have some potential as a politician after all, and Pete has just the thing to set him apart: a touch of Macho Madness. The guys discuss their contenders for Game of the Year, and their problems with the usual suspects. Elsewhere, Pete considers tackling The MST3K Gauntlet, and Dane plans on misleading his children. Finally, on this holiday edition of Dane's LAME "Oh. That IS Christmas" the holiday gets nontraditional, dark, and frankly, pretty weird.

Episode 76: Lose the Magic, Kid

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