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Listen, You Beautiful Bitch

A shady self-help podcast that embraces mistakes (and sometimes learns from them) 🌈✨

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What Makes Men Sexy: The Uncircumcised Edition

The guys had their chance, now we're talking about all the things we find sexy (and totally un-sexy) about men! Also, Taurin isn't here so we're not editing for shit....this is the uncut, real life, real time edition of what makes our panties explode, and what makes our clits run for cover. We're drunk, we're honest, and we're here to party! 🎉🎉🎉

1hr 40mins

27 Nov 2019

Rank #1

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Panic Squirt: Butt Stuff

Welcome back! Please excuse our editing for this one, we PROMISE it won't happen again! This episode we regret our weekend decisions, talk about why we love Steve Erwin shorts, drink Kombucha and discuss Anal Sex(obviously). Get ready for some raunchy ASS discussions. 

40mins

22 May 2019

Rank #2

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Bean Break: Oral Sex

It's our filthiest episode yet! Find out who loves head the most, why Suzie will be setting all her social media to private, PLUS a special call-in appearance from Party Laura (aka Sandra's Mom) 👅 

1hr 5mins

8 May 2019

Rank #3

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New Year, New Season: Setting Goals

Did you miss us!? We're back and SO ready to start season 2. Today's episode is all about New Years Resolutions. We're talking history, our personal resolutions, and our podcast's resolutions. Let's kick 2020's ass!

1hr 14mins

8 Jan 2020

Rank #4

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Mister Whip-It-Out: Dating

Dating...amiright?? 🤦‍♀️ We reminisce on our single days (or lack thereof) and go over the good, the bad, and the really fucking weird parts of the dating world, plus give our younger selves some much-needed advice. Oh, and Sandra spent the weekend in West Virginia and she may never be the same again! 

1hr 3mins

7 Aug 2019

Rank #5

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Spooky Shit: All Things Halloween

Happy (almost) Halloween, you beautiful bitches! In honor of spooky season, we're talking about our favorite Halloween traditions, costumes, candy, and more! 🎃 We also share our last meals, existential dread, and paranormal experiences....so bust out your ouija boards and sage, because it's about to get creepy! 👻☠️🎃😈

1hr 8mins

30 Oct 2019

Rank #6

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One Carb Per Corn: The Things We Thought Were Sexy

Yeah...that's not cute, girl 😬 This week we're talking about all the cringey, embarrassing, very NOT sexy things we used to do to make ourselves "hotter" — spoiler alert: it didn't work. Listen to our failed Cosmo tips, regretful lingerie choices, and super awkward kissing techniques...it ain't good, friends! 😂 The Canadian Border Patrol video that shapes Hannah's life (watch it, love it!): https://youtu.be/DFcIH2tK2iM

58mins

6 Nov 2019

Rank #7

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Sunburnt Cooch: 30 Lessons for Our 30's

We're 30 episodes in, 30 years in, and still learning. This time we go over all the lessons we've learned (or wish we had learned) over the past 29+ years. Find out which mistake Katy will NEVER make again, why Sandra's dad may be the wisest man to ever live, whether or not Hannah has made it out of the bathroom, and why Suzie keeps her legs closed in the tanning bed! Things we're loving: BetterHelp App! Try it for a free week: https://www.betterhelp.com/rpc/363cc1fabe62cc0b01 

1hr 29mins

23 Oct 2019

Rank #8

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Anxious As Fuck: Mental Health Series, Part 2

"Anxiety? What's that? Do I have that? Oh my god..I bet I have that.....what would people think of me?! Am I an idiot? Am I stupid?" Do these thoughts sound familiar? I know that they do for us! Listen in as we discuss anxiety with our special guest, Christian, a mental health professional who specializes in anxiety. 

1hr 11mins

4 Sep 2019

Rank #9

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Listen, You Beautiful Bro: Special Guests Hoss Wear

Welcome back listeners! Today's episode features two special guests. Ever wanted to hear a guy's perspective on certain topics? We sure do! Listen in as we talk with THE Hoss Bros and DEFINITELY drink too much wine. 

47mins

31 Jul 2019

Rank #10

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Baby Bobbie: What Makes Women Attractive (According to Guys & Gays)

Remember all those dumb, embarrassing things we did to try and make ourselves more attractive? Turns out we just needed a little confidence (and all our teeth)!  We asked the men and lesbians in our lives what exactly they found most attractive in a woman...and what immediately turned them off! This week we're going through their responses, sharing our opinions, and eating the hell out of some Chinese food (spoiler alert: it's super sexy 🔥). Listen next week to hear OUR take on attraction — we're giving our side of the story about what the most (and least) attractive qualities in men, and we're not holding back! Better yet, share your own opinions with us on Instagram or our website and join the conversation 😘 Later bitches!Hannah, Katy, Sandra, & Suzie 💕

57mins

20 Nov 2019

Rank #11

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Bunnies Suck: Enneagram Tests

Do you know who you are? Probably not! So go and take the Enneagram personality test like we did! Listen in as we discuss what personality type we are and why we agree/disagree. 

1hr 9mins

29 May 2019

Rank #12

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Bang Sisters: Things Our Parents Were Right About

Ugh, MOM, stop you don't even know! Dad, come on, I promise he's a nice guy! Does this sound familiar? Are you getting a pit in your stomach thinking about how ridiculous you sounded? Majority of the time, our parents were right, I think we can all agree on that. Listen in as we discuss the advice we hated to hear, but turns out, it was the best advice we could have received.

56mins

28 Aug 2019

Rank #13

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Rinse and Repeat: Self Care

My lords and ladies, it is time to pamper yourselves and find your inner peace. Listen in as we discuss #SELFCARE — when we need it, how we like it, and what kinds we're just not into (yeah yeah, we're still talking about self care, ya nasties). "You have to take care of yourself before you can take care of others" —Good Ole Dr. Phil. 

58mins

29 Jan 2020

Rank #14

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Ross Sucks: Problematic Favorites

We all had our favorite tv shows, movies, books, clothing, etc growing up. Do you think these things would be popular in today's society? On this episode we discuss it all! Also, RIP Hannah (literally hoping she gets some good rest on her vacation).

58mins

10 Jul 2019

Rank #15

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Book Club Minisode: Stealing Kisses in the Snow

We're popping Katy's romance novel cherry with our first ever book review minisode! In this festive Target find, Hannah and Katy follow the story of single mom Piper and restless loner Logan to see if they can put their differences aside and find true love in time for the holidays. Spoiler alert: you know they do. Listen along as we talk our way through dusty attic dry humping, cringey Christmas gifts, and a conversation about a 2 liter bottle you'll wish you could forget. Later, bitches!

54mins

11 Dec 2019

Rank #16

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Carb Sweats: Weird Things That Make Us Happy

This week we're telling you the dumbest/weirdest/grossest things that make us So. Freakin. Happy. Then things get more than a little filthy as we go into our experiences with dirty talk 🚽 

55mins

24 Apr 2019

Rank #17

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Marshmallow Meltdown: Birth Control

This week we're talking all things contraceptive! Learn about what we use, why we use it, and how it impacts our moods and libidos...plus Katy has a complete mental breakdown inspired by Veronica Mars (thanks for nothing, Kristin Bell). 

52mins

24 Jul 2019

Rank #18

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Loko Revival: Emotional Abuse & Breakups

What do Four Lokos and our exes have in common? Both were horrible decisions. We re-invent the infamous millennial blackout juice, then spill the tea on our worst-ever breakups! ✨ NOTE: If you suspect that you or someone you know is in an abusive relationship, please seek help! Visit StopRelationshipAbuse.org or call 800-799-SAFE (7233) for information or resources. 

1hr 13mins

1 May 2019

Rank #19