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Green Eggs... and Man?

When Adam found out he was going to be a dad, he called his best friend, Wes, to help conquer the most essential parental task: the bedtime story! Each week, they read a single page of Dr. Seuss’ Green Eggs and Ham to deem if it is appropriate for a newborn baby. They traverse complex thoughts such as the Hero’s Journey, solipsism, and Sex and the City—until the book starts to gain a mind of its own! New episodes drop every Tuesday.

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This means episodes are recommended to be heard in order from the very start. Here's the 10 best episodes of the series anyway though!

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Welcome to Green Eggs... and Man?, the show where Wes and Adam break down a children's book one page at a time! In anticipation of Adam’s baby, we’ve gotta race to make sure this book is kid-safe and age appropriate. But the book might have other plans… First episode drops April 20th! Theme Song by Chris Lambert

1min

3 Apr 2021

Rank #1

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1. Judging a Book by Its Cover

“Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss” A furry creature with a top hat bends over to inspect a plate of food with green eggs and ham amidst an orange background. (Image: https://bit.ly/2QqRNJ4) Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann  with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio

35mins

20 Apr 2021

Rank #2

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2. Once Upon a Time in Dog World

Pages 2-3. A sign proclaiming “I am Sam” is displayed by a creature simultaneously doffing a red hat. This creature stands atop a dog-like animal bounding around a corner. The left page is entirely blank. (Image: https://bit.ly/3xo4Dst) Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann  with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio

30mins

27 Apr 2021

Rank #3

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3. Say Hello to Robot Dad

Pages 4-5. Sam has whooshed past Abraham, who is sitting reading a newspaper. Sam and the dog are barely visible on the right page. (Image: https://bit.ly/3nIlmmb) Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann  with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio

44mins

4 May 2021

Rank #4

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4. Enjoy... the Perfect Joke

Pages 6-7. Sam reappears holding a new sign announcing “Sam I am.” Sam has whipped around the corner of the teal wall atop a large pink cat. Abraham sits to the left, startled. (Image: https://bit.ly/3ewPKg1) Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann  with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio

42mins

11 May 2021

Rank #5

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5. This Ep, We're Gonna Be Positive!

Pages 8-9. “That Sam-I-am! That Sam-I-am! I do not like that Sam-I-am!” Abraham has dropped his newspaper and holds his hand in a clenched fist. A pink tail and foot are all that remain of the others. (Image: https://bit.ly/3buruJH) Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann  with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio

40mins

18 May 2021

Rank #6

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6. This Hand is Your Hand

Pages 10-11. “Do you like  green eggs and ham?” Sam serves green eggs and ham with an extended mechanical hand. Abraham braces himself as the newspaper pages fly about. (Image: https://bit.ly/3fxQtgj) Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann  with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio

44mins

25 May 2021

Rank #7

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7. Enter the Matrix

Pages 12-13. “I do not like them,  Sam-I-am.  I do not like  green eggs and ham.”  Abraham holds up a hand to Sam’s plate of food indicating his refusal. (Image: https://bit.ly/3wBIuG6) Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann  with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio

45mins

1 Jun 2021

Rank #8

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8. It’s a Kobayashi Maru, Y’all

Pages 14-15. “Would you like them  here or there?”  Sam now holds two long pointing sticks capped with gloved hands, indicating two distinct locations. The green eggs and ham balances atop their head. Abraham frowns, a squiggle from his head indicating displeasure. (Image: https://bit.ly/3zj6iRp) Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann  with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio

44mins

8 Jun 2021

Rank #9

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9. Something Something Booty Town

Pages 16-17. “I would not like them  here or there. I would not like them  anywhere.  I do not like  green eggs and ham. I do not like them  Sam-I-am.”  Sam and the plate are barely visible in the corner as Abraham walks away into some red bushes with his posterior prominent. (Image: https://bit.ly/3glwlOV) Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann Theme Songs by Chris Lambert Show Graphic by Chris Lambert Edited by Adam Niemann  with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio

47mins

15 Jun 2021

Rank #10