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ShxtsNGigs is a weekly podcast featuring best friends James and Fuhad. They try to give their full, unfiltered opinion on anything that comes to mind. It can be raw, it might be offensive but its always hilarious!

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Ep 15 - New Year, Same Fxcking Me

This week the guys catch up after a long festive season.They discuss the golden globes, that new Kevin Hart documentary and the wonders of Anime.


7 Jan 2020

Rank #1

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Ep 6 - He Slapped Me Down The Aisle & Back Up The Aisle!

Today the guys discuss Fuhad's upbringing in an African household and the scars that come with it, memories of bone chilling playground scraps, as well as the self sabotage associated with checking your partners phone.


3 Nov 2019

Rank #2

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Ep 17 - That Yummy Yummy

This week the guys discuss Justin Bieber's transition to 'Bugatti Biebs' with the new hit 'Yummy'.James rants about people making excuses for not chasing happiness and describes the traumatic experience he had and why he now cant talk to girls.Fuhad remembers tales of his Thicc crush making fools of mankind and his adverse reaction to recreational drug use.


20 Jan 2020

Rank #3

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Ep 16 - Racial Profiling, Or Flat Out Fear?!

This week James re-lives a movie rape scene he watched a few weeks ago and Fuhad gets a taste of what it feels like to be a female constantly under male harassment. The guys also get into some deep memories of times they have experienced some good old fashioned racial profiling.

1hr 14mins

13 Jan 2020

Rank #4

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Ep 23 - Disguising Sh*ts with Showers

This week the guys talk about the art of disguising farts and bowel movements from your partner.James shares some horror stories about the times worst came to worse.Fuhad talks about the old shower and music trick to hide his shame.For exclusive content make sure to become an SNG patron at patreon.com/shxtsngigspodcast


2 Mar 2020

Rank #5

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Ep 11 - One For The Movie Buffs

This week Fuhad ditched the gang so James sits down with his younger brother Lawrence aka Boy Genius to discuss one of his his favourite movies of the year, Quentin Tarantino's 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood'.  Enjoy!

1hr 12mins

9 Dec 2019

Rank #6

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Ep 13 - The Day James Cheated On Fuhad!

This week the guys get deep into discussions of the perfect type of side boob, and James reflects on times on his life where he was an emotional wreck during break ups.They talk the do's and don'ts of pet names and the guys also both tell the story of when James stepped out on Fuhad in broad daylight and how Fuhad reacted.


23 Dec 2019

Rank #7

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Ep 7 - I Wish I Was Into More Kinky Sh*t

Today the guys discuss how a lack of libido or infrequent affection can give your partner a complex as well as James' disappointment that he isn't into more anal play.


11 Nov 2019

Rank #8

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Ep 25 - Scum in England

This week the guys discuss:Cigarrettes, Chavs, Gambling, instagram Queens and Kings.Remember to support the guys on their patreon page @ patreon.com/shxtsngigspodcast


16 Mar 2020

Rank #9

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Ep 9 - Get Heartbroken More Often

This week the guys discuss the joys of being vulnerable and the rollercoaster it ensues.Fuhad breaks down a traditional marriage and James brings up a controversial conversation he had with a work colleage.Enjoy


25 Nov 2019

Rank #10

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Ep 14 - That's Just My Truth (feat. Jacob Banks)

Last episode of the year so James & Fuhad wanted to bring you something special!This week the guys sit down with singer, songwriter and all around great guy Mr Jacob Banks. They discuss the bad memories that come with being on either side of bullying, Jacobs views on relationships as well as his life as a touring artist and the struggles it took to leave education and follow his dreams.You can find Jacobs latest tour dates at jacobbanks.com/tour follow his instagram and twitter @mrjacobbanks.


30 Dec 2019

Rank #11

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Ep 18 - D*ck Pics By Request

This week the guys are perplexed by a females fascination in a penis and how to pattern the perfect d*ck pic.James shares a traumatic childhood tale about sexual confusion and fond memories of parental beatings.The guys also get deep about finding the jest in all of life's hardships and the importance of forgiveness.


27 Jan 2020

Rank #12

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Ep 8 - "I Wonder How Old She Is" = Jail

This week the guys discuss if Tinder is ruining club hook ups as well as each others approach to the opposite sex.James expresses his hatred for a certain 3 magic words and Fuhad shares some secret techniques.They also touch on the increase in female teacher sex scandals and why weren't they invited.


17 Nov 2019

Rank #13

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Ep 22 - Sex Shows in Amsterdam

This week the guys discuss Fuhads birthday festivities.Fuhad explains his life changing museum experience whilst high on space cake and the educational sex show that night.James explains why he could never sleep with a prostitute and we find out how much it would cost to convince the guys to have a train run on them.


25 Feb 2020

Rank #14

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Ep 12 - Stripper Gave Me The Girlfriend Experience!

This week the guys recap on their evening at the strip club the night before and explain what makes a good dance and a bad one.The guys also delve into the details about a job they once had selling their bodies for quick cash!


18 Dec 2019

Rank #15

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Ep 21 - F*ckboy...ism

This week the guys crack open a bottle of tequila and discuss the Good, the Bad and the Funny sides of being a fuckboy.They try their hands at some improvisational rapping with terrible results and talk about the hardships of keeping the podcast running but how worth it, it is.

1hr 11mins

17 Feb 2020

Rank #16

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Ep 10 - No...That Doesn't Make Me Gay

This week the guys discuss a story that James' brother told him which leads them on to the topic of the French perspective of Monogamy.James puts Fuhad in the corner and forces him to confront his sexuality head on.


1 Dec 2019

Rank #17