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The Devil's Advocates Show

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Extreme comedy. Extreme stupidity.

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Extreme comedy. Extreme stupidity.

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Awesome show

By Mouse121 - Aug 03 2016
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Always leaves me laughing and smiling. The wit-the sarcasm. Just amazing

Hilarious Podcast

By TonyAvina1990 - Jul 13 2015
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Underrated Podcast that deserves more. Each episode is filled with great laughs and topics.

iTunes Ratings

57 Ratings
Average Ratings
48
1
2
1
5

Awesome show

By Mouse121 - Aug 03 2016
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Always leaves me laughing and smiling. The wit-the sarcasm. Just amazing

Hilarious Podcast

By TonyAvina1990 - Jul 13 2015
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Underrated Podcast that deserves more. Each episode is filled with great laughs and topics.

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Rank #1: Milo Yiannopoulos loved by the alt-right, also by priests. Plus heartwarming adoption stories – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 191

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Milo Yiannopoulos is a senior editor at Breitbart, the website that blurs the lines between conservative news and conspiracy theories. In the past year he has gained a lot of notoriety for his paradoxical and passionate viewpoints. He loves Trump and Catholics; not as big a fan of gays and transgenders. He is an openly gay man. One might say extraordinarily gay; steeped in gayness. He caused a lot of controversy by saying Leslie Jones looks like a dude and is illiterate. He's the poster child for the saying "You're not wrong, you're just an asshole." Bill Maher had him on Real Time this week and everyone lost their minds... which is exactly what he wanted. Watching people fall right into a trap set by a man of average intelligence but above average semen consumption is always a treat, but Milo Yiannopoulos may have finally met his match during the overtime clip wit Malcolm Nance. Arguing with Milo Yiannopoulos is like being called as a witness to defend yourself in court: stay calm, stick to the facts and you might just beat this thing.

Feb 20 2017

1hr 12mins

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Rank #2: Fleshlight Launch – the first appliance you can bone! Now with teledildonics! Plus Ben’s gay haircut – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 195

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The Fleshlight Launch powered by Kiiroo is the hot new product that pairs with the Fleshlight to completely automate the sex act so you can remove all manual labor from the equation. This may not seem like a big deal, but they’ve also put bluetooth in the thing so that it can sync to special porn videos to simulate what’s going on in the scene. Combine that with VR, which is already part of some of thee videos, and you can start to see how the Fleshlight Launch could be of some interest. I’m not sure if things will ever get to the point where we can fool ourselves with technology, but is sure is fun taking the journey.

Mar 20 2017

1hr 47mins

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Rank #3: The Justice League is here! We review the first trailer – plus Alex Jones admits Pizzagate was a hoax – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 196

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The Justice League is DC’s answer to the Avengers. Both groups go way back in comic book history, but Marvel’s movies based on their stable of superheroes have been tremendously more liked. Maybe because they took the time to cultivate the story of each character over the course of years, rather than just try to introduce all the main characters in the subplot of a single movie already hampered by a stupid premise, pitting Batman against Superman for no conceivable reason.

Batman v. Superman let everyone down, but DC fans hoped that Suicide Squad would redeem the DC universe. It did not. It may have actually made it worse. So, any hope still left resides in the actual Justice League movie. Does the trailer give any hope? Listen and find out. Or just watch it. You know you’re going to see this movie. And then regret it.

Remember Pizzagate? No? Then you’re a sane, employed individual. There were those who believed Hillary Clinton was involved in a Satanic pedophile traffic ring based out of a pizza restaurant. One of the people who pushed this story was trusted news source to the president, Alex Jones of infowars. Even he admitted now that pushing that hoax was stupid. (Hoax? is that word really necessary? Any sane person would never believe that… would they?) So where do we go from here? To the motherland, probably.

Mar 27 2017

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Rank #4: Sex doll brothels! Plus Beauty and the Beast – who makes more money? – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 193

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Wanna go to a brothel? Me too! Wanna go to one that consists only of sex dolls? Me neither! But some people do, I guess, in Spain since they opened just that – a sex doll brothel. The dolls are sanitized in between patrons. Too bad the same can’t be said for the real thing. Chlamydia is the gift that keeps on giving.

I could talk about this sex doll brothel all day, but here’s something: Beauty and the Beast is a tale as old as time. Like a song as old as rhyme, you might say. However, we’re less interested in the officially gay live action movie than we are the concept of beauty and the beast as income generators. A new study indicates that extremely unattractive people make more money than hot people. This seems to go against everything we have learned during our time here on Earth, but perhaps the infinitely outcast have found a way to exact their revenge upon the attractive people who tormented them long ago: by being their boss. “Clean out the wastebaskets.” “But I’m the social media director…” “You heard what I said.”

Mar 07 2017

1hr 57mins

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Rank #5: SNL could be Trump’s downfall! – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 190

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SNL has brief periods of success bookended by decades of mediocrity. This year, we're in the success period as SNL finds themselves with ratings higher than the last 10 plus years. So, what was the secret? Trump mainly; the rest of the secret seems to be having people who aren't cast members of SNL play the important parts on the show. So, the less SNL people involved, the better SNL seems to be. Most of us could've figured that formula out without having to elect a mildly retarded man baby to make it obvious, but hey enlightenment is better late than never. On the plus side, if Rosie O'Donnell plays Steve Bannon, it might piss Trump off so much that he'll self destruct. More so.

Feb 14 2017

1hr 49mins

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Rank #6: Obamacare Replacement Plan – screwing you over without the smoke and mirrors! – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 194

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The Obamacare Replacement Plan has been unveiled by Paul Ryan, and everyone is very excited to harness the power of the free market to drive costs down by giving consumers the power to shop around. If there’s one thing the Republicans understand, it’s that Americans love shopping. However, one cannot help but wonder as the blood drains from your bullet wound whether or not this is the best time to be doing some shopping. Is Trumpcare a lateral move, a downgrade or an upgrade? It depends more on you than the facts. If you want to like it, you will. If you want to hate it, you will. If you want pretend we’re living in an alternate reality where none of this has happened, give me pointers on how you do it.

Mar 14 2017

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Rank #7: Bill Paxton RIP plus the free press dies while we watch the Oscars – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 192

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Bill Paxton died. So that’s sad. Many of our favorite quotes come from Bill Paxton movies, and this week we honor him in a very special way. Meanwhile, a free press is the cornerstone to a democracy. This opinion is widely help by those not in a vegetative state, and even shares supporters on both sides of the political aisle. Trump says the press is the enemy of the people. Most of the American people are still busy laughing about how stupid and horrifying our new president is, but the laughing should probably stop now, because the idea of free press just died in front of eyes. Trump refused to let in the media outlets that he doesn’t like because they’re not nice. CNN, the New York Times, BBC and others were not allowed in to the informal press conference. That’s how you start a dictatorship, but hey whatever let’s all route for La La Land in the Oscars, it’s a magical journey of two impossibly attractive people facing marginal levels of adversity for about an hour. Nothing to see here, folks.

Feb 27 2017

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Rank #8: What is this, a rerun? Yup! Due to unforeseen circumstances, this week is a repeat episode! – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 188.5

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Yup, this week is a rerun. We've never really done that before, but some circumstances beyond Ben's control caused this week's schedule to complete fail even for a mini-episode. He's very sorry, probably. We have carefully curated one of our best episodes from 2016 to keep you entertained this week. Like NBC says, it's not a repeat if it's new to you! If it's not new to you, what can I say? Shit happens, we couldn't record this week but we'll be back next week for sure to make up for this rerun. Life sucks, wear a helmet.

Jan 30 2017

2hr 32mins

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Rank #9: The Bane of our existence – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 188

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Bane was the villain in the third Batman movie from Christopher Nolan. He was a psychopath and a terrifying presence, so it shouldn't be surprising that when Trump thought about what to say at his inauguration, he would lift a few lines from the speech Bane gave in the movie. The speech was to convince people that what was happening was in their best interest, even though it was really a plot to destroy everyone. So as you can see, there aren't any further similarities beyond those few lines. Everything is going to be fine. Trump is not Bane. Say it a few more times to help convince yourself.

Jan 23 2017

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Rank #10: We try VR Porn from Badoink live on the show! Plus more high school sports fail stories – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 187

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VR Porn has been the dream all men have lusted after ever since that scene in Demolition Man with Sylvester Stallone and Sandra Bullock. We're getting dangerously close with the advent of the Oculus Rift, and people everywhere should be concerned that potential partners aren't going to take their crap anymore. Once they can just be single and, with a decent automatic sex toy, simulate sex close enough to not care about trying to maintain a miserable relationship, the entire institution of marriage might start to break down. Good riddance. One of the most responsible companies for this paradigm shift is Badoink, the clear leader in quality VR porn for all devices. If you're getting into VR porn, do yourself a favor and don't waste time trying to figure out where to get it. As you'll hear on the show, Badoink is the best place to get VR porn - it's the highest quality out there. 4k, 60fps, 3D, 180 degree bliss. Say goodbye to your wife.

Jan 17 2017

1hr 29mins

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Rank #11: Planned Parenthood should be defunded, says local village idiots. Plus therapy pets and the Florida airport shooting – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 186

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Planned Parenthood provides a number of services to people, often lower income individuals in need of basic health care or guidance to help keep from making their lives worse than they already are. Services such as cancer screenings, STD testing, guidance and advice on options regarding reproduction and parenthood are most of what Planned Parenthood provides. Also, around 10% of the time, they provide abortions. Government funding for planned parenthood only covers the non-abortion services, so tax dollars do not go towards abortion. However, that's not enough for religious zealots and general simpletons. Paul Ryan and many of his conservative like-minded imbeciles want all funding to go away for Planned Parenthood, because babies. I think that's fair, so long as they personally have to financially supplement all food and clothing necessary for a child that the parents can't afford. Fair?

Some dude went to the Fort Lauderdale, FL airport and started shooting people. We don't know why yet. We'll probably never know why, because by the time they figure it out the news cycles will have moved on to the next mass shooting. My country 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty...

Blind people need service dogs. No question. However, other people have decided they need therapy pets for emotional support. They want these pets to be able to go on planes with them in the cabin. Actual therapy dogs are trained to behave as such, but people figured out that if you buy a $40 dog vest you can pass them off as service animals. Airlines are confused and afraid to turn anyone down because the imminent lawsuit would paint them as heartless corporate masters. Sometimes that's exactly what we need. Only heartless corporations have the power to stop nonsense like this. "They'll hate you for it, but that's the point. Corporations can make the choices other people can't. Corporations aren't the hero we deserve, but they're the one we need right now."

Jan 10 2017

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Rank #12: Virtual reality will save us from 2017! Plus Ariana Grande hates being objectified – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 185

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Virtual reality is one of those ideas that's been around for decades and thought to be the future of humanity, like self-driving cars or equality. With the commercial production of VR hardware like Oculus Rift, HTC Vive, Samsung Gear, and Google Cardboard, we've been given hope that virtual reality might actually be a thing we get to experience in this lifetime. In the early 90s virtual reality was portrayed as a goofy experience with a cumbersome headset and odd hand motions, at least in that one Aerosmith video. Interestingly enough, that's exactly how it ended up being now that we have working versions of it. Nothing makes you look dumber than trying to grab a virtual boob with complete concentration, but with the way things have been going, living in virtual reality probably beats waiting to see what 2017 has in store.

One of the largest draws of virtual reality is VR porn. In an effort to help mankind, we have acquired an Oculus Rift and tweaked a PC to meet the ridiculous requirements to run it. Over the next few months, or forever if our girlfriends leave us, we'll be trying out some VR Porn to see how good it is, what can be improved upon, and how difficult it is to catch your gism in a paper towel when you can't see. I wonder if subscriptions to Badoink and VRporn count as tax write offs for the show's parent company...

One pornographic source that never fails to disappoint is Ariana Grande. She dresses in extremely provocative outfits, sings about wanting to bang hot guys, and has an eternal look of being a teenager. You might think someone like this wouldn't be surprised when someone refers to them as being "sexy as hell" and being jealous when someone is "hitting that." You might even think she might be flattered, since that's mostly what she's putting out there for humanity to judge her on. You'd be WRONG- ARIANA GRANDE IS NOT A PIECE OF MEAT TO BE OBJECTIFIED. Now, watch this music video of her humping an exercise bike and think wholesome thoughts.

Jan 03 2017

1hr 39mins

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Rank #13: Hatchimal, the new toy you must buy so that your kids will love you! Plus the Trump 10, crying newscasters, and Disney’s Moana has a porn accident – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 180

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Hatchimal is a word you probably know by now if you're a parent of small children. It's the toy you have to buy this holiday season to prove your love to your kids, and it can't be found anywhere because once parents get a clue that they might be able to buy their kids' love, nothing can stop them. No parent wants to see a look of disappointment on their kids' faces come Christmas morning, so if a hatchimal can fix that, it must be done! Personally I think a little disappointment at Christmastime can be a great developmental tool for young kids, but what do I know, I'm not allowed near school zones anymore. But with this hatchimal shipment coming in, I won't have to.

Many young students entering college gain the freshman 15. Some people like to make fun of this; I openly welcome it because it puts girls 15 pounds closer to my league. However, there's now a freshman 15 for adults, and it's called the Trump 10. People who are so stressed out and tired from the election cycle and Trump's election in particular are eating their way into a food coma to ease the stress level. I say eat on; no one wants to live the years past 70 anyway.

Nothing's better than when a newscaster has a meltdown on the air. In this day and age, with trigger words gaining more power to rattle the already off-kilter emotions of the type of people who want to be in front of a camera, we should get to see more of this. This week there was a great meltdown on CNN caused by none other than the "n-word." Maybe if the newscasters makes it hers and owns the word, like black people did, it won't bother her anymore. It might bother a few other people though.

Nov 28 2016

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Rank #14: President Trump. The Devil’s Advocates Episode 178

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Do I really need to type out a description for this episode? Is there even anything else worth talking about? Donald Trump, the reality TV, sexual aggressor, blowhard, fake tan connoisseur and occasional evil villain and business person, is going to be the next president of the United States of America. There's no point in me explaining this episode. Just listen.

Nov 14 2016

1hr 47mins

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Rank #15: Madonna gives BJs for Hillary voters! Plus the 3rd debate, and Sugar Granny the patriot – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 175

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Madonna likes to do shocking things. Sadly, when you do enough things that you think are shocking, they stop being shocking are start being pathetic. Madonna is just about 60 years old, and was at an Amy Schumer show. She offered blowjobs to anyone who voted for Hillary Clinton, thinking this would be an exciting offer. No one has ever had the heart to tell Madonna that nothing about her has been attractive for 15 years. Ignorance is bliss. She may as well be Sugar Granny offering blowjobs. Hmm, I wonder if Sugar Granny will show up on this episode...

Did you see the final presidential debate? Of course you did, or at least you surmised the basics from SNL skits. Well, we're just the latest crappy source of coverage, but hopefully we'll have a few jokes you haven't heard yet. Stranger things have happened.

Oct 24 2016

1hr 3mins

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Rank #16: CO2 levels are never going down and the world will end. Plus Trump roulette and the story of The Instigators – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 172

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CO2 might be something you forgot about since high school science, but it stands for carbon dioxide. The more of it in our air, the worse it is for humans. While we all enjoy debates and Trump and Kardashians, CO2 levels have stopped existing in a normal range. What does this mean? That the oceans will rise, temperatures will go up, and we'll all die in 100 years or less. Probably. Allegedly. I don't know, but I don't feel like working anymore so I'm going with it.

Speaking of Trump, he is absolutely dominating the news cycle, and the stories are getting weirder and crazier. We run through the headlines and see just how crazy it can get, including one where Donald Trump supposedly admits to finding 12 year old Paris Hilton attractive. Is it true? Listen to find out, you clickbait-feeding jerkfaces.

Oct 03 2016

1hr 38mins

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Rank #17: Debate time- the circus officially opens its tent flaps! Plus Anthony Weiner and the teenage girl, cops up to their old tricks again, and the relationship point system – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 171

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Debate time during the presidential election cycle is basically the Superbowl for those of us who don't like sports. It also gets treated like the Superbowl, in that people talk about offense, defense, tactics, and a whole lot of uninformed opinions, because stupid America can only understand things through sports analogies and some blissful ignorance of the Dunning-Kruger Effect. By the time you read this or listen to this week's podcast episode, the debate will have already happened. So, you know more than we do right now. Was the debate fun? was it a "slobberknocker" as JR from WWE would say? Did Hillary pass out? Did Trump say a lot of words without ever meandering near an answer to a question? Good times.

Since the debate hasn't happened yet as of this writing, let's talk about what did happen. Anthony Weiner sexted with a 15 year old girl. He's being investigated. He could face prison time. This is not a man feeding his ego at the cost of his formal life; this is now a man who has an addiction or some weird core-level acceptance issues going on and wants to be liked by everyone... but mostly women. And girls, apparently.Anthony dude we've all been there, but looking at underage cleavage is like looking at the sun. You get a... oh just watch the damn clip, you know where I'm going.

We had a few quiet weeks where police did their jobs, black people stayed out of trouble, and we lived in a... well maybe not a utopia, but maybe at least a Fruitopia. Sadly, cops are up to their old tricks again and two more black people were killed by cops. Probably a lot of other races too, but you know, with the news cycle and the ratings, I don't know, it's all very complicated. So, were these warranted? It's looking iffy, but the fun fact this week is that none of the killer cops were white men this time around. That didn't stop a lot of protesters from saying that all white people are the devil, which is very hurtful to us white folks because we worked really hard to keep that on the DL.

Sep 26 2016

1hr 41mins

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Rank #18: iPhone SE7EN – What’s in the box?!?! Plus Demi Lovato the dunce and prison vs. marriage – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 169

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iPhone releases are kind of like birthdays - they happen every year, the people who show up for it have nothing better going on in their lives, and they inevitably leave you feeling disappointed. Last week Apple released the iPhone 7, which by all accounts is a controversial somewhat idiotic device. They've made it kind of water resistant, taken away the headphone jack, and everything else is mostly the same. Anyone who didn't realize that Apple breakthrough products like the iphone died with Steve Jobs is either an idiot, or holding a lot of Apple stock. The two are not mutually exclusive.

Has anyone ever told you marriage is like a prison? If you are married, you already know this, but did you know things can get so bad that you actually prefer real prison? We review a story of one guy who preferred to live out his days in prison rather than spend one more minute with his spouse. I guess no one told him you get spouses in prison, too... and they're equally unpleasant. A different manner of unpleasant, maybe, but... still worth noting.

Do you know who Demi Lovato is? If so, you're either a teen girl, gay, or Ben. She became co-owner of a treatment facility for mental health issues. It's a for-profit business, so it's not terribly altruistic, but Demi thinks it is. She has some very special thoughts on the subject. Let's just say the big guy upstairs has clearly made a pact with the adorable young idiot. The amazing thing about youth and beauty is that you'll never know just how stupid you are, which is sort of beautiful in its own way. But in another very real and actual way, it's despicable. Kind of like this show. Judging by this picture on the left, she's getting fashion advice from Ben2. He's in the bloodstream now.

Sep 12 2016

1hr 47mins

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Rank #19: Lyft driver fights off a social justice warrior! Plus Pamela Anderson says porn caused Anthony Weiner’s behavior problems, and the burden of children – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 168

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Lyft is a company that has a very interesting business model. Their plan seems to be to do everything exactly the same as Uber, but to not be Uber. It’s not the worst plan, and for all I know Lyft was the first one to market, but that doesn’t matter once the competition wins the brand recognition battle. Anyway, Lyft is at the center of this week’s viral story about a social justice warrior who was offended by a Hawaiian hula dance bobble head on the Lyft driver’s dashboard. Her argument is really well thought out and not at all ridiculous. Listen for yourself and be glad this idiot is fighting for all of us against oppressors.

Pamela Anderson is famous for being in Playboy 15 times and blowing Tommy Lee on camera, so it’s only natural that she would write an article for the Wall Street Journal. Along with the help of Rabbi Shmuley, she wonderfully articulates how porn is for losers and is the most dangerous thimg plaguing our society today. Perhaps someone should introduce her to ISIS. I think theyd get along really well.

Sep 06 2016

1hr 49mins

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Rank #20: Burkini babes from outer space! Plus the Hillary Clinton health conspiracy, the alt right, Alex Jones, People of Color and an ending that will give you nightmares – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 167

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Burkini babes are something you won’t find anywhere except France, and even there it looks like those wearing a burkini are in trouble. The burkini, for those who are unaware, is an invention for stupid women who enjoy being oppressed by an ancient irrelevant religion so that they can still go to the beach and retain their modesty. They do have to give up their dignity though. While avoiding the beach entirely seems like an easier option, no French government is going to tell Muslim women what they can wear. Nor should they… but the attitudes of a country can skew a little left of sane after a terrorist attack. Until everything settles down, let’s all enjoy the latest issue of Muslim Sports illustrated Swimsuit Edition. I hear you can see some forearm.

Hillary Clinton is going to be our next president. The problem is, the alt right doesn’t think she’s going to make it because her health is in question. The alt right is convinced she has dementia, fatigue, cancer, brain damage, and a multitude of other ailments that seem largely absent in all her public appearances. The alt right is the group of republicans that have a penchant for conspiracy theory, and their leader is Alex Jones. Mr. Jones is out of hid goddamned mind but makes a tidy living off his lunacy doing his radio show, so more power to him. But not too much more power, the alt right seems to matter all of a sudden and that’s not good for anyone.

Some anchor on Good Morning America used the term “colored people” during a conversation, and people did not like it. It’s an antiquated term from the 50s that is considered rude and racist. This can be confusing, however, because the current term people are using that is considered in good taste is “people of color.” Seemingly the exact same phrase, how can they have such different connotations? We discuss it, and despite all odds actually come up with a cogent reason why that is. Hey, every once in a while we accidentally have an intelligent conversation. A broken clock is right twice a day.

Aug 30 2016

1hr 39mins

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