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Food 4 Thot

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A multiracial mix of queer writers talk about sex, relationships, race, identity, what we like to read, and who we like to read. It's not about food — we just really like the pun. Hosted by Dennis Norris II, Joseph Osmundson, Tommy Pico, and Fran Tirado. Part of the iHeartRadio Podcast Network, produced by Domino Sound.

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A multiracial mix of queer writers talk about sex, relationships, race, identity, what we like to read, and who we like to read. It's not about food — we just really like the pun. Hosted by Dennis Norris II, Joseph Osmundson, Tommy Pico, and Fran Tirado. Part of the iHeartRadio Podcast Network, produced by Domino Sound.

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1219 Ratings
Average Ratings
1110
40
19
14
36

I LOVE YOU.

By carla2692 - Dec 14 2019
Read more
You’re wonderful. Don’t ever stop. Long live Food 4 Thot.

Gay realness

By asteward00 - Dec 02 2019
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Yall make me wanna be a better Gay. In every sense of the word.
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Food 4 Thot

Latest release on May 17, 2020

The Best Episodes Ranked Using User Listens

Updated by OwlTail 12 days ago

Rank #1: Werkin' 9 to 5

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Rihanna told us to work work work work work, and babyyyyy we are WERKIN' GIRLS! This week we're talking about jobs and careers, decisions made and steps taken! Are we millennially lazy, stuck-up, or do we just have standards? And how do we, and should we even, plan for a future when the world is a literal garbage fire?

We collect your coin with our pale classic Sounds About Whhhhhhite, Joe introduces us to a Thot we Should Know (Melissa Febos!), and for dessert we encourage you to step up! 

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Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe

Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs

Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco

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Dec 01 2019

1hr 3mins

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Rank #2: Happy Heauxlidays!

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Heaux, Heaux Heaux, Binches! The holidays are here and we're talking mistletoe and Mistle-Hoes! Are you celebrating the holidays or are you coping your way through them? Can we, as queer folk, go fully homo for the holidays when we go home, or is home too sacred for our fullest Thotty selves?

We hang your mistletoe with a heaux-li-day rendition of Homonym, Dennis blesses you with A Thotty X-mas Story about a hanging chad, and for dessert we get a little monstrous.

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Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco

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Dec 16 2019

1hr 4mins

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Rank #3: Turns Out I’m 100% That Witch

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Candy and costumes and gutter-sluttery, oh my! It's ookie-spooky time and we Thots wanna carve your pumpkins! We discuss costumes and spirits, masks and mystery, and what we unleash when we adorn ourselves in costumes and masks, and open ourselves and bodies to our best and worst spirits!


We jack *your* lanterns with a Hallows Eve edition of Swipe Right, Swipe Left, we offer medically sound 2nd, 3rd, and 4th opinions, and for dessert embrace our inner basic binch!


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Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe

Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs

Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco

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Oct 27 2019

1hr

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Rank #4: Bet Yr Bottom Dollar🤑🤑🤑🤑

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This Sunday we write you a check you can cash! The Thots are talking dollars and cents, capitalism and car payments! We give you our best tips and reveal our best decisions and our biggest, Thottiest, most costly, mistakes!

We sprinkle your donuts with our Thot fave Homo-nym, Teebs takes us *over* the threshold, and for dessert we reminisce about the summer of the claw. 

SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod

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Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe

Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs

Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco

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Nov 03 2019

1hr 3mins

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Rank #5: Bye, Bye, Binary! (feat. Alok Vaid-Menon!)

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Fender bender, or gender bender? The Thots discuss our earliest gender bending moments, our relationships to boxers vs briefs, and the battles we fought to affirm our genders, before surrendering the white flag (ie. briefs!). When, and how, did we find permission to walk away from our earliest notions of conforming to gender?   

We slice your cakes with a lil Swipe Right, Swipe Left, our most favorite Girl-Boy Thot regales us with tales of Thotting in the rain, and for dessert we add a lil power to ur puffs!

SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod

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Dennis: twitter.com/theearldenden

Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe

Fran: twitter.com/fransquishcoAlok: twitter.com/Alokvmenon

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Mar 17 2019

1hr 1min

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Rank #6: But Do I HAVE 2?

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This week we talk about different kinds of “obligation.” Like finishing a Zadie Smith book, eating a bad kale salad, reading an essay that one friend sent you, or staying in a bad relationship. Also, the thots go through their favorite resistance tactics underneath the regime of the Buttplug-in-Chief, and Fran shares the spiciest, most embarrassing sex story he has in his pocket. Tune in, queens. Lots of people are tweeting their reactions as they listen, so if you feel so empowered, tell us what’s titillating you @food4thotpod and we’ll make sure to RT. Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/food4thotpod Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod Joe: @reluctantlyjoe Tommy: @heyteebs Fran: @fransquishco Dennis: @theearldenden Sign up for our newsletter, which has a whole platter of other yummy, newsletter-exclusive tidbits: food4thotpodcast.com Release date: 19 March 2017

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Mar 19 2017

1hr 10mins

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Rank #7: Bottoms Up!

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This week’s episode is about — well — sex positions. When it comes to the gay community, we’re all privy to using terms like “top,” “bottom,” and “vers” — but what do these terms really mean? Are they tools or tired clichés? Also, we go in DEEP on the value of astrology in our very first advice segment. (Spoiler! Joe is a Pisces.) PLUS we play our most favorite game yet: “Incense or Gay Sex Position?” Join the conversation! Subscribe to our newsletter for a complete reading list of everything we mention in each episode, along with select quotes, musings, and exclusive resistance tips: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco Dennis: twitter.com/theearldenden Release date: 29 April 2017

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Apr 29 2017

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Rank #8: Let's Talk About Death, Baby!

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It's Sunday and your favorite Thots talk about that nasty thirst, that hardcore thirst, that deadly thirst! From our own personal philosophies around loss and eventual demise, to where we were when we learned about iconic deaths, we have a killer discussion and invite The Rock to break our necks between his rock-hard thighs. 

We snap your wishbones with a sexy edition of our Thot classic Bone, Block, Bench, we talk about a few dead things, and for dessert we use our green thumbs on you!

SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter

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Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe

Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs

Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco

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Nov 10 2019

1hr 3mins

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Rank #9: We Are Not Lonely, We Just Hate People

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We consider the difference between two of our favorite Tarot cards: The Hermit, who is alone by choice and on a deep, spiritual journal of self-discovery, and the Eight of Cups, a card of breakups, leaving love behind, losing what we thought we had (possibly without ever getting it back). Which isolations do we choose to fill up our resevoir and which isolations zap and sap our spirits? Baby gurl, are you lonely (Joe) or just alone (Teebs AF)? And, how does being queer – especially outside of big cities – alter this delicate balance?

Before we get to the meaaaaat of the discussion, we decide conclusively that Oprah is a vers-top who loves getting her salad tossed (“YOU get a butthole, and YOU get a butthole”), and Joe O the Science Hoe takes us on a thot-ful tour of the West Coast, wherein he (spoiler alert) loses love and fills the void with… dick, duh.

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Release date: 13 May 2018

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May 13 2018

1hr 11mins

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Rank #10: The Future is Gay as Hell

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In this week's episode, we turn our Thotty gazes to the future! As we put season 3 to rest, we ask ourselves the hard questions: what do we want, and when do we want it? Do we think about our futures or do we focus on the present? And who, and what, are we working toward? We take our first steps with our classic Swipe Right, Swipe Left, we lube you up with audience Impure Thots, and for dessert we say thank you so much, bbs!  SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter

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Fran: twitter.com/fransquishcoTommy: twitter.com/heyteebs

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Jun 23 2019

58mins

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Rank #11: Wide Homo Spaces

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This week we talk about “safe spaces.” Are they a thing? Does everyone get a safe space? The four thots (all from different parts of the country) talk about where they sought refuge before they moved to the gay Emerald City. Also, Joe gets his first big SCIENCE moment, explaining how the gay scientists of yore tried to prove “Born This Way,” AND we talk about the politics of violence floating around what it means to punch a nazi. Join the conversation! Lots of people are tweeting their reactions as they listen, so if you feel so empowered, tell us what’s titillating you @food4thotpod and we’ll make sure to RT. Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/food4thotpod Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco Dennis: twitter.com/theearldenden Sign up for our newsletter, which has a whole platter of other yummy, newsletter-exclusive tidbits: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter Release date: 2 April 2017

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Apr 02 2017

1hr 8mins

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Rank #12: R U OK? (feat. Jenna Wortham!)

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Hello little glow worms,

Boy, do we have a juicy episode of Food 4 Thot for y’all. This week, the New York Times’ Jenna Wortham joins us in the studio for a thot-provoking little conversation about wellness and all its woes. How do we, as queer people, have to overcompensate for our self-care in the wake of trauma? To what extent is “self care” an excuse to be lazy, irresponsible, or a bad friend? What are the best Tips for Thots to up our wellness game? Spoiler: Do not put a crystal egg inside your butthole.

Also! Miss Jenny Deluxe graces our ears with a thotty little story of catfishing & scandal. Plus! We play a classic game of Homonym and discuss the Great Tragedy of RuPaul, the legacy of Lady Godiva, and the pros/cons of jalepeño poppers.

Send nudes,

Xx The Thots

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Apr 08 2018

1hr 12mins

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Rank #13: This Episode is Literally Everything

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For our next installment of Food 4 Thot, we shake things up a bit. We get tons of topics submitted for suggestion everyday from our fans, so this week, we take on five.

First off — drag. Why is drag problematic and when can it be great? Then, HIV/AIDS — how does access to healthcare and human rights a problem for people living with the virus? How can you, if you don’t have HIV, work to destigmatize this global epidemic? How can you have unprotected sex safely, and with whom? Next we we talk about whiteness. We get tons of emails from folx who say, “I’m white, help! What do I do now!?” Truly, we cannot help you. But! We have a few pointers to at least guide you on your journey in interacting with people of color on a daily basis. Then, we talk about queer intellectualism and how polarizing it is. (“Am I not smart enough to be queer??”) And finally, we talk about ghosting. When is it ethical? Is it ever ethical? Spoiler: Yes.

Play along with us on our new favorite game: Microbrew or Gay Porn? The game is… exactly what it sounds like. Also, in our Impure Thot story this week, we have a special guest: you! We read through 60 pages of absolutely salacious slutty stories from our very own fans, and they are truly disgusting.

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May 06 2018

1hr 5mins

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Rank #14: Boy Byeeeeeeeeee

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This week’s episode is about “escape.” Escape in our favorite books, escape in theater, escape in the Internet, escape in punk. The act of running away is inherent to the queer experience, so when the hell do we ever stop running? Also, we talk about the philosophy of Archival Dick, the conspiracies of Pamela Anderson, and why “Living Single” is the GREATEST SHOW OF ALL TIME!!!!! Join the conversation! Subscribe to our newsletter for a complete reading list of everything we mention in each episode, along with select quotes, musings, and exclusive resistance tips: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco Dennis: twitter.com/theearldenden Release date: 16 April 2017

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Apr 16 2017

1hr 3mins

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Rank #15: Smell U L8r!

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On this, the Food 4 Thot season 2 finale, your favorite Tater Thots come full circle by considering the cycles that govern us all. Whether it’s night and day or life and death, we recognize that beginnings and endings are always present. We pay homage to the place where they intersect and examine our greatest moments of change; for where there is an ending (hopefully a happy ending!), any Thot worth their lube will always find room for possibility—a beginning of sorts. So we ask: can we be lost, and yet found? How do we launch ourselves, as queer brown folk, into the lives that are meant for us? And are we forever stuck in a cycle of surviving beginnings and chasing our desired endings?

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date: 27 May 2018

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May 27 2018

1hr 5mins

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Rank #16: Zaddy Lessons

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It’s a beautiful day in the slay-borhood, and just before we go on a very short break, we’ve got a fat little episode to hold over you adoring thots. This week, we talk about mentors, father-figures, daddies, and zaddies. How do these archetypes enter our queer lives, and how do we differentiate between them all? Tune in as the thots navigate how they found their mentors, but also how sometimes it doesn’t really work out. (Read: We slept with them.)

Also this week! Take a crash-course on how to differentiate your thotty co-hosts as we decipher which is the “Thot Most Likely” to win different superlatives. (Which is the Thot Most Likely to Go to Prison?) Dennis also shares a spicy story wherein he almost gets arrested for public sex, and then temporarily goes blind. (It's.... a lot to explain.)

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date:Jan 14 2018

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Jan 14 2018

1hr 17mins

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Rank #17: We Don't Believe in Life After Love

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It’s almost our favorite holiday, Discount Candy at Walgreens Day, and in honor of that, we’re talking all about love on today’s episode. We thots are all across the romantic spectrum: some of us don’t believe in life after love, some of us love to love you, baby, and the rest of us are all like “What is love?” (Baby, don’t hurt me). Wade into the murky waters with us, bbs.

Also! We air out our dirty laundry and read our worst DMs ever, on air. Plus, we know Tommy is literally always bragging about hooking up with your man in the hotel lobby, but in this episode he literally shares a story about hooking up with your man in the hotel lobby. Is it your man? Tune in to find out.

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Feb 11 2018

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Rank #18: You a Bad Girl and Your Friends Bad Too (feat. Danez Smith and Angel Nafis!)

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In true queer fam style, the Thots take you for an intimate hand-holding stroll down friendship lane. What makes a best friend, how deep does friendship go, and does queer friendship mean anything different from anything else? What are the promises we hold and keep?  

We rev your engines with a lil hoetry in these Twitter streets, our poverty-line vers Thot of all Thots gives us sugar, spice, and everything nice, and for dessert we preach to the choir! 

SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter

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Danez: twitter.com/Danez_Smif

Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe

Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Angel: twitter.com/AngelNafis

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Mar 10 2019

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Rank #19: The Great and Terrible Internet (feat. Dylan Marron!)

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Age, sex, location, bb! From dial-up to digital, chat rooms to dating apps, the Thots explore the internet! We probe every corner of the 'net for first porn experiences, earliest AIM screen names, and primitive illicit searches for online queer community—before we knew we were queers!

We're off to the races by pushing Florida out of the non-binary closet, our Heaux of Honor, Dylan Marron, assures us that in fact, Glenn Close is a great Mom, and for dessert Angelica Houston invites you into her coven.

SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter

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Dennis: twitter.com/theearldenden

Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe

Fran: twitter.com/fransquishcoDylan: twitter.com/DylanMarron

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Mar 03 2019

1hr 7mins

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Rank #20: New Year, Same Queers

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Happy New Queer, binches. This week, we are giving you a delicious course of tapas. In an incredible, thot-defying feat, we are taking on five (5!!!) topics in one episode which were hand-selected by us and suggested by you on social media: How do we enter into interracial relationships responsibly? Is rebounding "ethical?" Is anger valid? What is the difference between cultural appropriation and cultural appreciation? In every case, do we have to look at "both sides?"

Aside answering all those terrifying questions, Joe O the Science Ho is back to for a segment teaching us about epigenetic trauma. Also! Condoms. Swipe right or swipe left?

SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod

Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod

DM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldenden

Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe

Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date: Dec 30 2018

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Dec 30 2018

1hr 10mins

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