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Buckle Up for some bull st. Hello and welcome to the gayest hour of your week! We see you, sitting there wondering why two flawless narcissists think they should be talking into a microphone at you every week? First of all, thank you! And we are SO glad you asked! We met our Junior year of High School and have been sistas ever since. The only thing we care about more than ourselves is each other and BEYONCÉ. Every week hear us talk about a lot of wild st we know nothing about all in a haze of smoke, drink, mirrors and glitter! Yes we're doing ok why does everyone keep asking that?! Can't reiterate enough that we really have no idea what we're talking about so occasionally we'll convince someone who does to have a kiki. Every episode also features our producer Leif. He's white and straight so don't worry about him! You should take us extremely seriously and do everything in your power to make us SCARY famous. Oh and if you don't like us we'll die. K? You're welcome!

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Buckle Up for some bull st. Hello and welcome to the gayest hour of your week! We see you, sitting there wondering why two flawless narcissists think they should be talking into a microphone at you every week? First of all, thank you! And we are SO glad you asked! We met our Junior year of High School and have been sistas ever since. The only thing we care about more than ourselves is each other and BEYONCÉ. Every week hear us talk about a lot of wild st we know nothing about all in a haze of smoke, drink, mirrors and glitter! Yes we're doing ok why does everyone keep asking that?! Can't reiterate enough that we really have no idea what we're talking about so occasionally we'll convince someone who does to have a kiki. Every episode also features our producer Leif. He's white and straight so don't worry about him! You should take us extremely seriously and do everything in your power to make us SCARY famous. Oh and if you don't like us we'll die. K? You're welcome!

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Actress first Oscar 13.5

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Giving up that ..... , OT Nasty

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By George Wagner - Feb 04 2020
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The Robyn episode of This B*tch is EVERYTHING!!!!! ✨⭐️✨⭐️✨
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Narcisistas

Latest release on Feb 20, 2020

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Rank #1: EPISODE 106: THIS B*TCH: Missy Elliott Pt.1

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No one even notices Court is at the VMAS, Leif is WORKIN IT and Wil is that B*TCH b*tchhhhh! A very tiny PEEYAW to you all! It’s PART ONE of our Missy Elliott THIS B*TCH series!! We call her Melissa and YES she’s a Cancer! From very dark very humble tough beginnings in VA this LEGEND has always been a shining light! As a child being the class clown covering up the genius she always knew she was destined for superstardom and we know THIS B*TCH wasn’t wrong!!! Explain yourself Janet Jackson! We cover all the career beginnings from her girl group to meeting Timbaland to blowing Jodeci’s wigs ALL the way back! It’s a MISDEMEANOR what a quadruple threat THIS B*TCH IS!! From SWV to angel Aaliyah she shaped all the 90s R&B we love! How a pivotal Effie moment led to the perhaps one of the most ICONIC visual clap backs of all time. Plus some much needed Mary J Blidge wisdom and a little peak into Black lesbian love! The Puffy verse that changed everything and the full control record deal that really wait for it... SHOOK THE TABLE!! PEEYAW!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and get ready for the MISSY TAKEOFF next week in PART TWO!! 

Jun 06 2019

1hr 7mins

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Rank #2: EPISODE 117: THIS B*TCH: Ariana Grande Pt.1

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And a very first ENGAGED PEEYAW to all our listeners out there! Wil is tweeting about Normani because she wrote the song, Court is a child bride engaged to a successful comedian and Leif is greedy BUT he LOVES his MOMMY!!! That’s right ladies and gentleGAYS we are kicking off another THIS B*TCH series with... ARIANA GRANDE! You’re not going to believe what year ol’ GRANDE AEROLES was born... let’s just say we were smoking cigarettes by then! We go all the way back to the beginning of her journey... her parents were CEOS and she was a weird deranged goth child! We know! We STAN!!! From Prep school and the French Horn to the Florida Panthers (who for the record we DO NOT know) all the way to a big time move to Los Angeles to be on... BROADWAY!! We have all the scalding hot TEA that made this donut licker who she is today! One day you’re using the internet to research 9/11 the next DING DONG Nickelodeon’s here! Court is known in most circles for her LIGHTLY DIVERSE group of friends, Wil is THE CHILD DETECTIVE and our tiny baby sex doll has a voice to bring the HOUSE DOWN! From the YouTube covers that made her a household name to the first single that had us looking for Jordan Sparks! YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and come back next week for BIG NIPPLES PT.2!!!

Aug 29 2019

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Rank #3: EPISODE 77: This B*tch: Nicki Minaj Pt.4

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LOOK OUT! Real thick VAGINA coming thru! Wil knows they hope he falls but winning is his PROTOCAL so no SOAP when he showers WOW! Court is serving Ice Age at the Kids Choice Awards aka BASIC-ly FAMOUS and Leif gives us FULL residency GAY!! It’s the FINAL episode of THIS B*TCH NICKI MINAJ series!!! What a journey it has been! PHWEF-SKI-DOOP we got the wigs right! 2017 starts with a MEEK split, SHETHER airing all the queens laundry and a David Guetta/Vern Troyer mix up!! You MUST pay attention to the things she doesn’t deny for the TEA! Ok so our Nicki is a little crazy... Could you imagine?! Don’t worry we OBVIOUSLY get to all the slays! Motorsport aka greatest hair of all time, The Rake it Up looks that paralyzed the world and we go SIDE TO SIDE for the children! Sorry Katy Perry the black gays are boxing you out! Nicki is the most legendary cartoon that likes to F$&K so pull out your DICK TRICYCLE and ride along with the career of a lifetime! Oh and don’t worry it wouldn’t be a Nicki Ep if we didn’t cover THE BEEFS!!! This just in AZEALIA is still a B*TCHH and MILEY... WHATS GOOD?! Never date a man who steals rhymes out the trash! Wil banks with Tekashi 6ix9ine and so much more on this ICONIC Narcisistas Ep! So grab your Carter Partridge Ham and listen up! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and IF YOU DONT... We won’t be MAD... we’ll just wanna PUNCH you in the FACE. NICKI FOR LIFE!!!

Nov 08 2018

1hr 12mins

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Rank #4: EPISODE 64: This B*tch: Christina Aguilera Pt.2

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Court is making out with Madonna, Wil is Lotus the BODY is what the summer is GETTING and Leif is too uneducated and too URBAN to clean her ACT up! We pick back up on our ICONIC series THIS B*TCH with part TWO of CHRISTINA AGUILERA!! The year is 2002, the album is STRIPPED, the vibe is “lemme sing about my coochie AND my feelings” and the results are LEGEND! We cover the album from it’s balls out FEMINIST message to all the backlash from the haters… side note (JESSICA SIMPSON) you can’t judge if your dad is actively trying to F*** You! XTina still can’t speak Spanish and she’s still EVERYTHING! Revisit an era of fucked up hems, tinyyyyy denim skirts, large face jewelry, raw sexual aggression and black face! From the cultural appropriation of JUSTIFIED & STRIPPED to the 2003 KISS that shocked even the girls from QUEER EYE! What’s this?! She started washing her hair again? Let’s get BACK TO BASICS!! Who in the hell is John Noah, a James Brown tribute and an Old Country Buffet Dreamgirls Ice Cream Variation with a Scott Storch diss track on top! We wrap this Ep up with a Target exclusive, a journey into Motherhood and a wedding dress that is… well you might just wanna Nelly Tilt ya Head Back! Don’t cum yet because there’s so much more Xtina to come! So stick around for PART TREEEEE! While you’re at it RATE! REVIEW! (But remember words WILL bring us down) FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.Narcisistas.com for info on our NEXT LIVE SHOW!! August 30th at The Footlight y’all! You must not miss because we keep getting PHATTER!

Aug 02 2018

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Rank #5: EPISODE 111: THIS B*TCH: Taylor Swift Pt.1

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A very YEEHAW PEEYAW to all our listeners this Episode is the ultimate GAG! The Narcisistas are kind of like The Notorious B.I.G. of not liking Taylor Swift... so welcome to THE THIS B*TCH TAYLOR SWIFT EPISODES!!! We’re here to give her her things AND to call her a$$ out! In this polarizing time let’s meet the other side and hear the other perspective. Wil’s got Bad Blood cause it was poisoned by alcohol, Court is full blown Blank Space crazy and Leif is under the bus and we’re hitting reverse! It’s Easter every night at The Swift home so let’s go Swifties!! This Ep is as dicey as toilet paper in your thong at a Pride party! From humble stock broking Christmas tree beginnings to finally getting onstage and showing them how good your life is this one really couldn’t get any whiter! Shania and Faith in the 90s!! Could you die?! Wait she’s an Abercrombie model?! Well grab Austin the actor move to Tennessee! We track the million little baby steps (on a marble floor) that made Taylor into one of the highest selling artists of all time. An ICONIC walk away from an RCA record deal and right into a publishing house... You can not take away the song writing from THIS B*TCH!! She privileged AF but YEEHAW PEEYAW she smart as hell and look what happened to JoJo!! PLUS! Which of The Narcisistas put the CUNT IN COUNTRY?! Rock of Love: The Island Edition! A couple of Rascals! Brunettes EW! THE ACCOLADES! THE RECORDS! The White Beyoncé?! Yikes! Don’t come for us Swifters we’re getting all our issues with the 1% out!! THE GAYS AND TEENAGE GIRLS RUN MUSIC SO LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and when you hear Tim McGraw I hope you think of NELLY!!!

Jul 11 2019

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Rank #6: EPISODE 74: This B*tch: Nicki Minaj Pt.1

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Like like I'm Nicki Minaj, Nicki Lewinsky, Nicki the Ninja, Nicki the Boss, Nicki the Harajuku Barbie... Like I mean I don't even know why you girls haven’t STARTED THE EPISODE ALREADY?! It’s the first part of our newest THIS B*TCH series... NICKI MINAJ!!! That’s right we’re covering our QUEEN from QUEENS!! Court & Wil are both in the STOOD (that’s what we call the studio now) feeling MTV DOC BO$$ B*TCH REALNESS! We even monologue it out because “We’re human beingsss!” The ‘ol Leif is feeling Frisbee A$$ computer nerd Nicki because as we learn there’s a Nicki for EVERYBODY!! Lotta skits and a lotta schizophrenia! From Trinidad in December of ‘82 to the Southside of Jamaica Queens, Onika Miraj has been through so much before she became the Rap Mogul she is today. How addiction, domestic violence and a waitressing job at Red Lobster led her to becoming an ACTRESS FIRST. The career beginnings of Hood $tars, MySpace, a WWE entrance song and the MIXTAPES THAT WERE EVERYTHING WE EVER WANTED. Wil reminisces on her times canvassing for Nick till the White Gays got on board (you’re welcome!) and Court’s Nipples get hard when someone mentions Dipset. Wil let’s his NEW catch phrase make an appearance and Court tries to keep the WHITENESS on her side of the STOOD! OF COURSE we mention BLUE IVY’s rap! JUST LISTEN TO THE EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and BTW we’re starting a cult!!

Oct 18 2018

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Rank #7: RE-RELEASE : PORN feat: Joel Kim Booster

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Oh girls it's a steamy one this week on the Narcisistas! We talking PORN and you best believe you ain'tt getting no face in our guests dick pic cause we got our famous BFF, Joel Kim Booster in the studio today! A quick Beyonce check up on it proves once again Wil's over here looking like Blue Ivy Carter while Courtney and Joel are still just wishing they were J Hud. What else is new? On to our subject! PORN. Ever heard of it? We talk our beginnings with it¦ late night HBO, erotic fan fiction, MTV's Undressed, a quick sketch of a man eating a banana. There's more nostalgia than your Spotify Time Capsule playlist! We talk our current use of it plus some addition¦ where our Props at (from the front to the back!) The wisdom is vast this episode everything from knowing people in porn to Mariah in her shoe closet to an innocent boat ride with Pam & Tommy all we can say is, “Not in front of our salad!” We even get down to the age old question, FUNNY PORN¦ who's that for?! It's a hot and heavy one but don't worry you'll have a chance to cool down with a little Country Time Lemonade and a rock solid round of What gets you harder?! We may not be Bernadette Peters queens but we do know a peaceful protest ain't shit! Listen! Subscribe! Rate! Review! OH and if ya nasty go visit www.narcisistas.com for so much more!

Jan 03 2019

1hr 6mins

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Rank #8: EPISODE 125: Divorce Feat: Mara Marek

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Wil is like “um... Race to Witch Mountain my love?!” Court is skinny and pissed and Leif... LIKES COSTUMES! That’s right it’s another monumental episode of The Narcisistas! The subject today is DIVORCE and our guest is like WHY ME?! Ladies and Gentlegays joining us today is hilarious comedian and podcaster MARA MAREK!!! Mara is showing us her nice tits and talking with us about her 3 marriages and 7 engagements! This icon shares her endless wisdom with us... how to keep all the rings until the cops get involved, fat cokeheads doing it all and how to properly share fitness tips with your ex’s new wife! From billionaires and dumbasses to that time she was married to... what’s his name? This episode has it all PLUS! What’s her relationship vibe now, loving yourself and finding the humor in your KIDNAPPING. If Merril Lynch STAYS selling you oil than YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and don’t forget YOU CAN SHAVE A SOUL PATCH!

Oct 24 2019

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Rank #9: EPISODE 109: THIS B*TCH: Missy Elliott Pt.4

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Wil has a post cum clarity, Court is the Miley of the group and Leif is LOSING CONTROL!! Ladies and Gentlegays it’s the FINAL Episode in our Missy Elliott THIS B*TCH series!! You’re gonna wanna join in on this jerk off party because just when you think you couldn’t be more obsessed with someone... THE MISSY ELLIOT STORY. It’s like Nicki Minaj... but better! She’s better! This Ep we cover everything from This is NOT a Test until today! Sure UFO’s are real but not as real as the Carter/Missy threesome! Cedric The Entertainer skits should be a LAW! From Jessica Alba’s masterpiece HONEY to 1,2 Step you GOTTA wire fight Tommy Lee! We give you all the OOKIE SPOOKIE scary realness including the diagnosis of Missy’s Graves’ disease. Fantasia is a MOOD! Since we Stan a QUEEN who Stans our QUEEN we talk Beyoncé! Fuck Frozen! Step Up 2: Lost in NY! A Jazmine Sullivan GAG! From Danity Kane to Michelle Obama we truly talk it all! We EVEN give Katy Perry credit where credit is due! Super Bowl Missy! Check out our new label Microwave Records! K-pop is BUILT on MISSY! We know we’re professors! Academy Award winner Jennifer Hudson! Lizzo! Doctorates! Hall of Fame! MONUMENTS! She needs to run for office! MISSY 2020!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and PUMPKIN! Read your book! WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH MELISSA!

Jun 27 2019

1hr 19mins

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Rank #10: EPISODE 119: THIS B*TCH: Ariana Grande Pt.3 Feat: Tracey Carnazzo

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You got me walkin side to side because CHIVALRY is DEAD! That’s right people it’s PART 3 THIS B*TCH ARIANA GRANDE! Court is trying to be Rihanna, Wil is about to step on a neck and Leif is werkin too much! The heteros strike again!! Let’s cut the CHIT CHAT because our guest today is a LEGEND. The one and only TRACEY CARNAZZO joins us!! Tracey is Ari’s red hair because she’s simply BROKEN. It’s all a big MOOD! BRITNEY said it best when she just SHAVED her head people! It’s a wild episode so buckle up and get ready to fist fight your grandma (the one with the great A$$)! We discuss Ariana’s influences from Mariah to Rachel Dolezal... she’s black l’m black we’re all BLACK! I’ve got Raven Simone’s DNA swab! PLUS! How long are you REALLY gonna wait for Kid Rock to finish smoking crack? Tracy and Leif scissor and which one of us cut our own Hannah Montana bangs?! It was back when Fyre fest was just a twinkle in Ja’s eye!! From Total Ariana Live to 106 and we haven’t gotten there yet this Ep is one of our best! Miss Grande’s strong POV, forgetting what she recorded and a 9/11 sunglass story that will make you weep! Tracey finishes this one off by laying out the Ariana and Pete TEA so you MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and make some NOISE if you left prom to blow a guy to ~*fOoLiSh!*~

Sep 12 2019

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Rank #11: EPISODE 128: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.1 w/ Christina Galston

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Will is REAL as hell, Court is getting LOUD and Leif is cinematic masterpiece ANACONDA! That’s right ladies and gentleman it’s PART ONE of our THIS B*TCH JENNIFER LOPEZ series!! Joining us for Pt.1 is hilarious legend CHRISTINA GALSTON! Christina estoy aquí for the QUEEN of Puerto Rico baby!! Christina has had ENOUGH so let’s get into it. From Jenny’s Bronx beginnings to her Fly Girl breakout moment we cover it all! From Rosie Perez TEA to Janet Jackson’s ABS this episode will turn you gay before you get pregnant!! Her first marriage, her first acting roles, her legendary ambition and other tales from before it was cool to have A$$! The Narcisistas and Christina are the Neapolitan Ice Cream of comedy and one of them has their pubes braided too tight! We end this episode crying and singing over the masterpiece that is SELENA!! F*** YOLANDA!!! There’s so much JLo to talk about people! Representation matters! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and make sure it don’t smell like earring backs! Part 2 out next week!!

Nov 21 2019

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Rank #12: EPISODE 112: THIS B*TCH: Taylor Swift Pt.2 w/ Hattie Hayes & Sarah Kennedy

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Wil fell right on her face in a platform, Court is up against a bunch of LEGENDS, and Leif (after an offensive circle back) is lifting up queer artists! That’s right people it’s PART TWO of our THIS B*TCH TAYLOR SWIFT series!! Joining us today are the hosts of the Taydar podcast and COMEDY ICONS Hattie Hayes and Sarah Kennedy! Hattie is (b*tch) sitting the hell down looking wistfully while Sarah is at an NBA game with Karlie gettin drunk! You might want to get out your whiteboards for this one... The Swifties are detail oriented! From contractual 3 month boyfriends (Joe Jonas? Never heard of her!) to the scathing BOPS that follow we cover it all with these Tay Tay experts! Record breaking album sales! Valentine’s Day! SNL! Track #5! Valentine’s Day! The number 13! Making a music video in Powerpoint! Valentine’s Day! Look we don’t want to burn down a bank but we cover a lot of conspiracy theories including the INFAMOUS Kanye interruption with some behind the scenes tea! We gonna let you finish but THE ILLUMINATI IS REAL! PLUS... THE BIG TAYLOR REVEAL THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING!! It’s all in the pronouns people!!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and do you guys ALSO get Google alerts for Taylor Swift gay?

Jul 18 2019

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Rank #13: EPISODE 131: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.4 w/ Luiy Valdez

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Wil loves his papi, Court peaked in the early 00’s and Leif is the ANACONDA BIT AGAIN! It’s Part 4 MISS JENNIFER LYNN LOPEZ!! Joining us in the studio today is not fellow Latin icon LUIY VALDEZ!! Luiy and his taco flavored kisses talk with The Narcisistas about his introduction to JLo on the far far away island of Puerto Rico. From waiting for tonight in the jungle to landing amongst everything white (including the people) we can’t figure out... What is MTV hiding?! PLUS! What happens when the Pop Princess of PR gets with PR Royalty himself Marc Anthony? Well... it gets weird! From OVER EXPOSURE to the Get Right controversy you gotta admit One Thing is the turkey anthem!! A Puerto Rican Day Parade SHADE, the Madonna slippery slope and a surprise appearance from the Dance Again Barbie! YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and don’t forget Beyoncé is the Marilyn Manson of pop music!!!

Dec 12 2019

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Rank #14: EPISODE 50: HOT TITTIES: BEYCHELLA PT.1

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Apr 19 2018

51mins

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Rank #15: EPISODE 75: This B*tch: Nicki Minaj Pt.2

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Wil is OVER-LAYERED at the VMAS... it’s SICKENING... but mostly SICK, Court aka the BOOZE HOUND *woof woof* is now at an Anaconda werkout a week and she is LOVING this EP! Our BOY TOY couldn’t sound WHITER and he is FEELING that sweet sweet A$$ of his! YES ladies and gentleman we keep making LEIF GAYER!!! It’s PART II of our Nicki Minaj THIS B*TCH SERIES!!! Put your helmets on because we about to cover the Minaj EXPLOSION to superstardom! From 2009 with the Young Money Squirrels to the Pink Friday Black Friday drop and everything in between! A Mariah collab that was STRICKEN from the record, a MASSIVE ATTACK on our eardrums, Did it on ‘Em and a LEGENDARY 50K for a VERSE NO ALBUM OUT?! Who is TWITTER and why is SHE here?! People “She GIVETH and then she SHITETH on these HOES!” Sure the wigs are low and from Ricky’s but some of them are GREEN!!! BE CAREFUL! You’re gonna HAVE TO perform 5 Star Bitch in DRAG! From SUPERBASSing with Ellen and all the whites to Good Morning America... here’s my AREOLA! We cover the three different kinds of Nicki fans (HINT: The Gays love GUETTA!) and boyyyy do we rap a lot! Never forget which audition they chose and don’t miss next week for our continuation on one of the hardest working MOGULS in showbiz! ALSO! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT’S WHY YOU TUNE IN!!!

Oct 24 2018

1hr 9mins

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Rank #16: EPISODE 65: HOT T*TTIES: OTRII TOUR TWICE

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The Narcisistas saw The Carter’s On The Run TWO TOUR… TWICE! We were also all blessed TWITH TWO VOGUE COVERS?!! FUP-SKA-DOOP Y’ALL! What an earth shattering week! We cover the NJ nightmare and the rain delay that SHOCKED the Gram! Grab the Merch and run for cover honey… There’s a white man in a polo!!!! We cover show HIGHLIGHTS and we provide a little FEEDBACK! Not SHADE! It’s HIVE FEEDBACK! We have no LIFE! She’s better than the HYPE! Truth is there is no happier time than at a Beyoncé concert. From Blue Ivy tributes and corny joke time to the BRAID compromise of 2018 and MOST importantly Wil’s EVERYBODY MAD HAIRography! We also take a minute to shout out all the rich Russians at the show… ahem COLLUSION!!! Quick question… How do you NOT scream your boyfriend awake to ‘I Care’ every morning?! We alsoooo talk all things VOGUE COVERS… MINIMAL makeup, HER hair AND flower headdress?! We are all truly blessed to be alive in this time. Oh and Leif’s too old for a punk show! LISTEN! We give two too many F**KS about streaming numbers so RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com for info on our NEXT LIVE SHOW!! August 30th at The Footlight!

Aug 08 2018

1hr 3mins

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Rank #17: EPISODE 55: LEIF

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Who needs Mary Mary when ya got us?! It’s another episode of the Narcisistas! This week in honor of our dear Leif’s birthday… we’re doing an entire episode on all things LEIF!!! The Narcisistas about to get PUNK as F$&@! First things first we bow to our queen but it’s an AGAINST ME(!) check-in today children! Court’s a fun anarchist, Leif is a little SKA at the Winter Olympics And Wil is Blacked me out! It’s tart time so you know what they say… light it up three times! Our buttholes are open so let’s shove up some info! From ULTIMATE frisbee to video game realness listen up as your girls compete for daddy Leif’s love! Quick message to our younger listeners: BE OLDER! If you’re not really a “tinkerer” then this episode will either have you looking for a nice prosthetics recipe or questioning if dinosaurs ever existed! We give you an Austin Powers outro so you better rate, review, subscribe or at the very least visit www.narcisistas.com! You owe us!!

May 31 2018

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Rank #18: EPISODE 58: EVERYTHING IS LOVE feat. Sequine Lee

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EVERYTHING IS LOVE!!! AAH! We have SO MUCH to talk about and since Leif is back on his bullshit we got our truly best Judy joining us in the studio today! Stylist to the stars…SEQUINE LEE!!! The Carters have blessed us with a SURPRISE album causing we’re sure some of you your own personal 9/11

Jun 21 2018

1hr 10mins

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Rank #19: EPISODE 52: HOT TITTIES: BEYCHELLA PT.2

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Still can’t stop talking about #beychella??! We know you was shook… BUT did you see it LIVE?! Buzzz buzz b*tches THE NARCISISTAS got ALLLLL the first hand TEA OF QUEEN B!! LISTEN UP BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE MAKE BETTER MUSIC!!! BLUE BLESS ALL OF US!!!!!! IF you are still ALIVE and in the HIVE then rate, review, SUBSCRIBE! As always visit www.narcisistas.com for so much more ON THE WORLDS GREATEST LIVING ENTERTAINER .

May 03 2018

1hr 6mins

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Rank #20: EPISODE 56: MAGICK feat. Anielle Reid

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Sorry we’re late, we’re RICH! The Narcisistas are BACK and this week we’re gettin witchy and we’re gettin bitchy! After a very disrespectful Diet Coke interruption we find out that white women love Courtney, Wil is curious about his funeral and Leif is the reason there will never be a Parks & Rec reunion! I know we’re all FLABER-f$&ing-GHASTED. Thank goodness we have our BB homemaker ANIELLE REID in the studio with us today! We’re talking MAGICK (and not just Effie’s daughter in Dreamgirls) were talking the manipulation of energy, spells, the Occult, Carmen a Hip-Hopera and Sheryl Crowe dating that guy with one ball! It’s truly a magical one! Anielle discusses how a moment at the Rainforest Cafe made a banjo playing stripper predict she would one day become a witch! From Full Moons to a casual Urban Outfitters paranormal experience this ones got it all! We end this incredible Ep with a classic round of Who’s Your Diva?! Dolly or Diana? Dixie or Destiny? Pink or Jennifer? All that’s important is that we hate women and Taylor Swift doesn’t even deserve to be called a demon! You can’t miss this one gals, we tell you why Courtney is the Flava Flav of 4LW! So all you LISPENERS LISPEN UP! Also RATE! REVIEW! SUBSCRIBE! AND visit www.narcisistas.com or your a$$ is gettin a spell cast on it!!!

Jun 07 2018

1hr 4mins

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