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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Rank #33 in Comedy category

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Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

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Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

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I love this podcast

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Favorite podcast. Never fails to make me laugh.

Dear Tom and Christina,

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Benjamin Cumberbatch. I just wanted to say that. 🕯 -Les Couchon- 💄🐷🍒👠

iTunes Ratings

15787 Ratings
Average Ratings
14649
406
241
153
338

I love this podcast

By weargfyiluot - May 29 2020
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Favorite podcast. Never fails to make me laugh.

Dear Tom and Christina,

By schmidtyNIDAHONOHICK - May 28 2020
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Benjamin Cumberbatch. I just wanted to say that. 🕯 -Les Couchon- 💄🐷🍒👠
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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Latest release on Jun 03, 2020

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Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

Rank #1: 462-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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Beep! Beep! Beep! No, there isn't a dump truck backing down the street, Bert Kreischer AKA Burnt Chrysler is back and his body makes that same noise whenever he takes a step. 

We are celebrating this enormous man's great, new hilarious Netflix special SECRET TIME which is available worldwide AUGUST 24. 

We discuss it all with Bert and have some laughs that are too good to describe. This one is an instant denim classic.

Special thanks to Tony Celano and Eric Freedman for the amazing animation and Jake Glazier for the perfect voice overs. 

Aug 22 2018

2hr 46mins

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Rank #2: 456-Ari Shaffir-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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The great Ari Shaffir AKA Airy Shaeffer returns to the motherland. It's always a treat when the most uncompromising podcaster and comic on earth decides to stop in. As usual, Ari doesn't hold back on anything. He's even transitioning (into a European comic). 

This one is full of laughs and HO-LEE S**T moments.

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Jul 11 2018

1hr 53mins

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Rank #3: 547 - Chris D'Elia - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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We know all about NRE but how about some ORE?? Tom has learned how much he truly loves disapproval during a massage. All of the celebrities are doing totally normal videos to calm us down during COVID-19. “Before The 90 Days” has a groundbreaking revelation and where do you stand on hairy legs??

Josh Potter joins the Mommies to tell them all about one of the coolest guys he’s ever heard about, Peter Nygard. Plus, they discuss how Josh can save the world.

Chris Delia is a stand up comedian and host of the podcast “Congratulations.” Chris’s newest Netflix Special “No Pain” is available right now right now right now. How did Chris learn to be all “IDGAF?” Plus Chris loves TikTok as much as Christina so the Mommies go DEEEEEP on the Tok to blow Chris’s mind

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Apr 15 2020

2hr 54mins

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Rank #4: 527-Gabriel Iglesias & J. Elvis Weinstein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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TOM SEGURA, WRAP IT UP! We got a show to do! What’s smellier, a man’s beard or a man’s beanie? Is wearing PJ pants on a plane fly, or should it be punishable? What kind of intrusive thoughts are in our brains? These questions are all pondered, plus some Canadian road rage, Fed Smoker confronts an officer and more TikTok!

Gabriel Iglesias is a stand-up comedian and actor who sells out arenas all over the world and stars in/created the NETFLIX show “Mr. Iglesias.” What kind of intrusive thoughts run through the mind of a man who sells out The Staples Center? We hear about Gabriel’s bidet usage and show him our Gangbanger friends in Syria. Plus Gabriel tells us about his experience with a particular over-zealous fan, a story he’s never shared before his time on Your Mom’s House.

J. Elvis Weinstein is a comedian and actor and film maker who you know as Dr. Laurence Erhardt and the original puppeteer and voice of Tom Servo and Gypsy on Mystery Science Theater 3000. He currently can be seen co-starring in the film The Fiddling Horse. He also made the documentary starring Tom Segura, Chad Daniels and Pete Lee called "I Need To Kill." Today his gives us his insight on The Fed Smoker, who has a new helpful video for us. We learn what it was like to start doing comedy at 15 years old from J. Elvis Weinstein and we get to see more from Cool Guy Tony. SooWoo!

Nov 27 2019

3hr 42mins

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Rank #5: 531-Craig Ferguson-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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TRY IT OUT! We have a special episode for you today! The main mommies start by off talking about the current YouTube war. Did McDonald's flag us? We hear Dr. Phil's take on VSCO girls. They talk about the YMH Studios holiday party at the Magic Castle, and discuss which cool guy each member of the YMH staff is.

Craig Ferguson is a comedian, actor, and former host of the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. He's in Studio Jeans today with Tom and Christina. Craig and Tom discuss planes and Tom makes Craig aware of his plane aspirations. Craig talks getting into a motorcycle accident, acting while directing, Mick Jagger, Madonna, and his new stand-up special. Craig then takes a look at a bunch of our favorite cool videos including FedSmoker's DIY tutorials, RPC's invitation, and a construction worker who enjoys baby play.

Dec 25 2019

2hr 23mins

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Rank #6: 502-Jim Gaffigan & Andrew Collin-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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Get ready for another high and tight episode mommies! We start off the show with a classic cool girl we know everyone will love. We then get into Christina P's Tik Tok profile and why the sites algorithm keeps giving her the coolest people on the internet! We then check to see who at YMH has the lowest Uber rating. What's yours??? A neat video for Christina, and couple SOLID entries for #HorribleOrHilarious .

We then welcome our first guest, Jim Gaffigan! He tells us about growing up Catholic, starting comedy and finding his "style" and having FIVE kids! We ask him about the time a bunch of horse enthusiasts got mad at his horse jokes, and we run him through one of our favorite videos! #4strokegang

Then, we have on comedian Andrew Collin, who actually went to high school with Tom and played football with him! He tells us about getting connected with Nikki Glaser, partying in South Beach with Lil' Jon, contributing to the mortgage crisis, hitch hiking, and much much more!

Jun 05 2019

3hr 8mins

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Rank #7: 506-Amanda Cerny & Steve Byrne-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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ATTN: We here at YMH Studios would like to apologize on behalf of the entire production team for the error in the Intros length. We will strive henceforth to be diligent in providing what is required in terms of Intro expectations. We appreciate your patience as we look to rectify this situation going forward.

A lively debate about who the "fan champ" is starts off the show before we do another dive into Christina's TikTok feed. What is everyone's "sneeze limit?" Christina also continues her evolution as she has recently discovered pop music. Plus, Tom discusses his recent stance on Comedy Club pay for openers in 2019.

Amanda Cerny has had a whirlwind last few years. The Mommies get the skinny on Hef and the Playboy Mansion, show Amanda some TikTok studs and try to get Amanda to join the ever-growing "Second Hand Panty" industry with them. She's the best and we hope you like her as much as we liked terrifying her!

Next, we have on Steve Byrne who has created an incredible documentary called "Simply Amazing" all about The Amazing Jonathan. You can watch it on youtube right now on the All Things Comedy YouTube channel! Steve talks about how The Amazing Jonathan came into his life, his time making Sullivan and Son and we see if he finds certain videos "Horrible or Hilarious."

Jul 03 2019

3hr 18mins

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Rank #8: 478-Adam Ray-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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Uh-oh, better check all your previous tweets, thoughts, voice recordings and more! They're coming for you and want that apology. You giving in? Kevin Hart said, "No, thank you" to the Academy and comedians around the world are forever grateful. 

Plus we have the good stuff. An amazing YMH EXCLUSIVE! It turns out that Julia kept an extra video from Joe and she's held on to it all this time until now. We have that video! Get that vomit bag ready for another winner from Joe. 

Comedian/actor Adam "The Voice" Ray joins us in studio and he is a natural fit. Check out his podcast About Last Night that he does with another YMH alum, Brad Williams. 

We also have some video special affects that you'll have to check out the Youtube page to truly appreciate. 

Dec 12 2018

2hr 59mins

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Rank #9: 497-Dane Cook & Ryan Stout-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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Listen, Mommies. It will be tough to top last weeks monumental achievement in podcasting, but we are going to "Try It Out." This week we meet a man who Duncan Trussell exposed Dr. Drew to recently. He's definitely a Cool Guy. Tom celebrated his 40th birthday, what did Christina get him?? A chain or a private jet?? Doug Mellard got ALL of us the gift of a weird Happy Birthday serenade. Christina had a shower revelation that even bewilders the Cockroach himself. Since we had Robert Paul Champagne on the Podcast he has been live streaming quite a bit. We review some of his recent posts and then give him another call. That's right, Robert Paul Champagne is BACK!

 Also, the legendary Dane Cook is on the couch ready to "Try It Out." Dane and the Mommies reminisce about old times at Dublin's in Hollywood and Dane goes through the roller coaster that he experienced while reaching heights of fame few ever get to know. He goes in depth about his brother stealing from him and his reasoning for improvising his special that was taped in Madison Square Garden "Rough Around The Edges." Also, Dane experiences a member of "The Cool Girl Club" and "Horrible or Hilarious."

Next in the Mommydome is comedian Ryan Stout. Ryan can't smell anything, he literally has no sense of smell. The Mommies ask Ryan all the important questions involved with not being able to smell a fart or otherwise. Ryan brings up the "Maplethorpe Exhibit" and if you know what that is, you know what that is...  Plus Mommy Tina thinks airpods looks like something coming out of your ears. Do you know what she thinks it looks like???

Don't forget to get Ryan's new album, Man in the Suit.

NOTE: Every guest of YOUR MOM'S HOUSE Podcast is INVITATION ONLY. No guest is welcome with out a formal invitation from The Mommies. Dane Cook, Ryan Stout and Robert Paul Champagne have all been certified, invited guests. Thank you.

May 01 2019

3hr 25mins

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Rank #10: 472-Whitney Cummings-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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Christina's new special The Degenerates is out on Netflix! Check it out, Jean. 

Plus this episode is full of ladies! Ladies who shut it down, ladies who yell and scream, ladies with amazing email questions and two remarkable lady guests. 

First, the great Whitney Cummings is a great, hilarious hang. We get into it with her in all the best ways. 

AND Kate Chastain from Bravo TV's hit show, Below Deck joins us to discuss all things Yachty. Get ready to fantasize with us.

Oct 31 2018

2hr 51mins

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Rank #11: 483-Neal Brennan & Pete Holmes - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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This one is a game-changer. Get ready. First we share an astonishing update from the McDonald's people that will forever change this podcast and fast food. It's too good to share here. 

PLUS, what is really up with our Uncle Terry? Is he shameless or liberated? We discuss. 

AND did Tommy ruin a romantic shower with Tina by letting his raisin cake open up? Find out. 

We also have Neal Brennan, who is featured on Comedians Of The World, which just came out on Netflix. He also released 3 Mics, a Netflix original you should definitely watch. 

AND Pete Holmes who stars in HBO's Crashing stops by and gets deep in only ways Pete can. He isn't that tall, but he is very bright and made us have all the feels in our time together. 

Watch CRASHING Sunday's at 10pm on HBO. 

Jan 23 2019

4hr 36mins

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Rank #12: 494-Joey Diaz-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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What can we say? The DOCTA is in! All time favorite of the show, the one and only Joey "Coco" Diaz AKA Mad Flavors World is down to spit game like no one else. Honestly, we're in the room but we're just along for the ride.

No one has stories or can get away with more than our Uncle Joey. 

Pull your jeans up and get ready to laugh your nuts off. Every Joey appearance is an instant classic. 

Apr 10 2019

2hr 25mins

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Rank #13: 475-Ryan Sickler & Sean Anders - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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Jeans are back up and on and thankfully no more fire in our hood. 

We are BLESSED this episode to be joined by comedian and podcaster, Ryan Sickler! His new album, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF is out now and currently #1 on iTunes. It's definitely worth your time - go ahead and check that one out, playa!

AND, Sean Anders the writer-director of INSTANT FAMILY stops by for a long conversation. It's real and neat and raw. 

This is one of our faves in a long time, JULIA. Mmwaahh!

Nov 21 2018

2hr 35mins

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Rank #14: 480-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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Well Jean, here we are. Another year, another pair of tightly worn denim. 

Sadly this is the last episode we will have done in the "old" home studio, but we are so excited to be moving to our new spot, Studio Jeans.

Christina and Tom recall all the studio they've done the show in and explore a very nice young man who is looking for a nice thin virgin to accompany him to pain clinics. 

Plus, we have the FX producer from Tip Toes on the phone AND Josh Potter is back to not talk about serial killers, but instead, sex toys - much more fun, we promise!

Happy New Year, go get it, Jean!

Jan 02 2019

2hr 24mins

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Rank #15: 481-Dr. Drew, Ryan Sickler, Andrew Santino-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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It's finally here. We have moved...Inside Studio Jeans and we got our friends together to celebrate the new space and their new shows. 

It might be an upgraded studio but it's still Tommy and Tina and all the wonderful clips and conversations that keep your jeans so high and tight. 

When Christina was anxious last week what did Tommy show her to calm her down? It may not have been the best idea. 

PLUS, Louie CK's new set was leaked and ripped to shreds. T&C weigh in. 

AND, they are joined by Dr. Drew to discuss his new podcast, Dr. Drew After Dark where he examines clips from YMH and how Tom and Tina reacted to them. Plus Drew will talk to a comedian and explore what's going on under the hood with them. 

AND Ryan Sickler steps in for a hilarious conversation and to talk about his new podcast, The Honeydew. Sickler will have rotating guest hosts, and guests to discuss low points in their lives and how they found their way up and out of them.

All the podcasts will be available on their own RSS feeds for download or on YMH Youtube channel. Pull em up!

Finally Andrew Santino stops in and once again kills it in the guest chair. His new show, Whiskey Ginger

Jan 09 2019

3hr 32mins

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Rank #16: 508-Johnny Pemberton & Geoff Tate-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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This episode of YMH is sponsored by Manscaped.com! Use code: MOM for 20% off!

Our Jeans are missing a pant leg today, so Josh Potter begins the show with Tom in order to discuss this man who hates Vapes. Plus, more inside info about the documentary that has changed the world - "Home Here Now: Robert Paul Champagne."

Yay! Christina is back! Also in studio jeans is actor and comedian Johnny Pemberton, who you may know from NBC's Superstore or the FOX sitcom Son of Zorn, but you SHOULD know from his past appearances on YMH. Soon you will most definitely know him from his future as America's Premiere Raggae Comedian. Christina shows Johnny some TikToks, Would You Rather is played and reality shows are discussed.

Next it's everybody's favorite Hot Dog and Gatorade comic, Geoff Tate. We get to see lots of COOL videos, play more Would You Rather and hear about a guy who has HIS own jet.

Jul 17 2019

3hr 24mins

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Rank #17: 504-TigerBelly-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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Your wish is the Mommies' command! Praise be the longer Intro! Miracles are abound today as we see how a man has overcome a very bad injury and what he intends to do with his new lease on life. Christina is worried about the poison in Tom's brain that he gets from watching murder shows, but the whole world is worried about Christina's brain because of TikTok. We see her latest discoveries. "Yo, that's a beautiful rainbow, doe" Tom is feeling the inspiration from the day and decides to embark on a new business venture in the "Panty" industry. Who better to call than The Fart Mistress herself, Charo!

The Mommy Dome fills to the brim as Bobby Lee and Khalyla from the podcast TIGERBELLY enter! Things get off to a wild start as Bobby's feet are brought up sexually. We find out what TV show they have sex to. A Fakening strikes too close to home for Bobby Lee. The Mommies get an education on sushi shaming and it all rounds out with some wild brown stories.

Jun 19 2019

2hr 55mins

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Rank #18: 488-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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We had a construction team lay a new foundation in our studio so that our latest guest could be dropped in via crane. Bert KKKreischer, the notable, shirtless comedian and podcaster stops by with PLENTY of drinks for a sizeable party (but it's just him drinking). 

Lets be clear about something, BERT is NOT a NAZI. That doesn't stop us from having a blast with our dear friend. Every time Bert stops by we make memories that will last a lifetime. 

Be sure to watch Bert's specials, Secret Time and now The Machine both available on NETFLIX. 

Feb 27 2019

2hr 13mins

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Rank #19: 496-Scott Thompson & Try It Out Guy - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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Following Passover and Easter, The Mommies bring us the MOST holy day ever... Today we speak to the "Try It Out" guy, Robert! But before that we learn about Tom and Christina's first date when the Mommies ponder what dating would be like now. There is a Men's Hugging Group, which seems to be strictly social by nature!! Who on the YMH staff has the longest body hair?? We find out and award Zim with a Perfect Package from MANSCAPED.

FINALLY.... ITS HAPPENING. The "Try It Out" guy is on the phone with Tom and Christina! We learn the answers to all of the questions we've always been wondering about and then some. We're home here now!

Last, but certainly not least, from KIDS IN THE HALL it's Scott Thompson! Tom has had some of his dream guests on and now it's Christina's turn to fan-girl! Scott tells the mommies how he has PTSD from the AIDS epidemic in the 80's and discusses all the nitty gritty involved in his world at that time. Scott opens our eyes to a side of gay culture that we rarely think about. We also hear about Scott's K.I.T.H character Buddy Cole as well as another of Christina's favorites, and his future.

This episode was hardcore fun and we know you mommies will love it just as much as we did!

Apr 24 2019

2hr 50mins

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Rank #20: 505-Theo Von-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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If you're gonna cough, go do it someplace else." The Mommies have never agreed with President Trump more. There are some moments of tension as the intro length may directly effect the The Fart Mic's future. Bah-bah-bap-bah-dahhh we're lovin' it again. Have you ever seen video's of protesters locking themselves to things? Plus another round of TikToks and OJ joins twitter.

Josh Potter has returned from his trip to visit Robert Paul Champagne, he gives us a tease of what to look forward to. Plus The Mommies reveal a trailer from the coming footage of the trip.

Theo Von is inside Studio Jeans via INVITE. Theo is a funny comic who can be seen and heard on his podcasts The King and The Sting and This Past Weekend. Topics discussed include Theo's hair, growing up in the south and not watching porn. That's it. There was nothing else discussed.

Jun 26 2019

2hr 47mins

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Full disclosure. The person writing this description isn’t exactly sure how to put what occurred during this episode into words....

We start out discussing how Tom and Christina had very different styles of “Senior Week.” 3 beers Tom made an appearance during the holiday and Mystic Rick has captured the hearts of wrestling fans around the world.

Next, we have apprehended top of the line “cups” and they fully engulf Josh Potter.

Finally, Ryan Sickler (comedian and host of the HoneyDew Podcast) joins the show. We discuss the new move of HoneyDew to it’s own channel and then get into some of the most disgusting YMH content we may have ever seen. This episode leaves everyone in a heap of tears and nausea. It is not to be missed. Again, very tough to describe in words what was just witnessed. Good luck.

Jun 03 2020

2hr 28mins

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553 - Tony Hinchcliffe, Ron Funches, Earl Skakel, & Steve Simeone - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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Today, we get some updates on some old favorites. (Hint: Tommy John and FedSmoker!) plus Tom has been driving around in a McLaren and has been getting some interesting reactions. Tom and Christina call up Charo to make a bargain with her. We have a new cool guy and a new Fart Simpson prank call! Plus, Josh Potter delivers the news.

We have a cavalcade of guests today who have taken umbrage with what Tom has had to say regarding Wrestling. Tony Hinchcliffe, Earl Skakel, Steve Simeone and Ron Funches all go toe-to-toe with “Mystic Rick” and explain why they enjoy Sports Entertainment. We get into their old favorites, why they enjoy wrestling and we get their opinion on whether or not Mystic Rick has what it takes to step into the squared circle. Enjoy or you’ll get the Turkey Slicer and a stamp on your forehead.

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May 27 2020

1hr 56mins

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552 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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What’s up, Protomanics! Another YMH is here and Scott Baio tells us about balls. Some sexual education memories from 8th grade sparks a call to Top Dog and Charro. After Norman Summerton rocked our worlds, we discover a new video from him AND a new FedSmoker video. There’s an earth shattering revelation on “90 Day Fiancé (Before The 90 Days.)” Tom addresses the Professional Wrestling community, Jessica Kirson joins us by phone to check in from NYC. Plus. TIKTOKS! Then we look at some fan artwork and comments, and we introduce a new contest for all the mommies to participate in.

May 20 2020

1hr 47mins

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551 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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Last week, 10mg Tom made his debut. This week, we have Star making HER debut. Tom expresses some feelings toward Nadav in the form of a poem before we begin. We start things off with a panic attack on camera like we’ve never seen. Tom has been interacting with Norman. We meet a woman who gives FedSmoker a run for his money.

Next Josh Potter sits on the couch to test out an apparatus we learned about through Norman Summerton and discuss how things have been going in quarantine. Tom shares an insignificant Ric Flair story with Potter.

To wrap things up we have a hearty batch of TikToks to make you leave this show more uncomfortable than when you arrived.

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May 13 2020

2hr 33mins

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550 - Jo Koy - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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Even though things start on a weird footing, we believe you will enjoy where things go. Was Fed Smoker the first victim of the pandemic? What’s a bigger deal breaker: Puppy Dog Pals or Wrestling? We have an update on The Great Key Mystery. “Before The 90 Days” leads us to ponder how to handle someones bad breath. Then things get REAL. We speak to Derrick, Norman Summerton’s tattoo artist. We learn more about Pig before we watch an earth shattering video which leads to a monumental moment on the podcast.

Jo Koy is a comedian and global sensation. He walked into the lobby and things were real right away. Does Jo like poutine? Recently, Jo had to buy his mom a Mercedes. Good thing he’s in the top 10 of all touring acts this year! We meet a cool guy who knows what he wants out of a woman. We learn that Jo had messed up teeth back in the day and where his first big check went. Is Jo a “Master of Accents?” and Jo tells us how he would he handle the breath situation. Watch this brand new episode before you binge Puppy Dog Pals!

May 06 2020

3hr 3mins

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549 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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Are you following proto and wearing masks in your car while you drive alone with the windows up? We find out how Mommy Tommy celebrated his quarantine birthday, and oh boy.... has 10mg Tom joined us on the podcast!? Many people paid tribute to Tom’s birthday, plus we hear the voice of an old friend. We discover a brand new cool guy and also discuss more possible virus cures.

Apr 29 2020

2hr 3mins

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Today’s episode is all about “THE MISSING MAIL KEY.” More on that later, first we got some brown on the property. Does getting punched in the face do it for you?? Now back to KeyGate.... we have a real red herring here. Is Tom crazy? Is Christina guilty of stolen valor? Decide for yourself. Also, Josh Potter threatened a dentist’s life once... Enjoy this jeans only episode with our two favorite pant legs.

Apr 22 2020

2hr 22mins

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547 - Chris D'Elia - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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We know all about NRE but how about some ORE?? Tom has learned how much he truly loves disapproval during a massage. All of the celebrities are doing totally normal videos to calm us down during COVID-19. “Before The 90 Days” has a groundbreaking revelation and where do you stand on hairy legs??

Josh Potter joins the Mommies to tell them all about one of the coolest guys he’s ever heard about, Peter Nygard. Plus, they discuss how Josh can save the world.

Chris Delia is a stand up comedian and host of the podcast “Congratulations.” Chris’s newest Netflix Special “No Pain” is available right now right now right now. How did Chris learn to be all “IDGAF?” Plus Chris loves TikTok as much as Christina so the Mommies go DEEEEEP on the Tok to blow Chris’s mind

SPONSORS: - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code MOM20 at Manscaped.com. - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15%. - Download Best Fiends FREE on the Apple App Store or Google Play. - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM for a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment.

Apr 15 2020

2hr 54mins

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546 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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The Mommies quarantine life has been pretty wonderful. Lots of NRE in the Segura home. Plenty of time to find the COOLEST of guys. Guys who like peanut butter, but not on bread. WOULD YOU RATHER: Quarantine Edition goes down. What have you been binge watching? The Mommies have been all about "90 Day Fiance" and "Tiger King," which all get extensive reviews. We hear about the rest of the groups quarantined lives which leads to a discussion on sexy text exchanges exchanges. What exactly is the strategy used when sliding in the DM's? Josh Potter tells all! This episode has it all, pull those jeans up high and tight!

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Apr 08 2020

2hr

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545 - Tommy Lee & Brittany Furlan - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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Due to their inability to do stand-up, the Mommies have come up with some other ways to “scratch the itch,” which leads to a discussion about Tom’s “type.” Not type of woman to be with, a different type... We have more neighbor fights to look at. The Mommies discuss the meme that is getting everybody through this whole situation. Plus, the “ele-men-tary” debate has new legs and an RPC update!

Tommy Lee is an international superstar and drummer for Motley Crüe. Brittany Furlan is a social media influencer and the two happen to be married. First things first, we need to hear about that hog. Tommy Lee has lived many of our dreams, but does it get boring? We learn how wild the partying got and talk about the infamous tape with Pam Anderson. Plus, a mother/daughter contest that won Tommy a few thousand dollars.

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Apr 01 2020

2hr 38mins

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544 - Tim Dillon - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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Wake up, America! It’s time to think about new names for the virus. Nothing like a good old fashioned neighbor fight to take our minds off things. By the way, Dr. Fauci of the CDC has some advice that involves sharpening your sword? Plus, TikTok World War II

Tim Dillon is a stand up comic and host of “The Tim Dillon Show.” Some people love delivering bad news. Tim explains why he thought he was banned from YMH. The Mommies get to know about Tim and his past and learn new things about being gay in LA. Plus, TikToks, an Andy Cohen story and Tim answers the Mommies recent porn scenario.

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Mar 25 2020

2hr 27mins

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543 - Bert Kreischer - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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The Mommies taped Jesus Trejo’s show “Tacos Con Todos” and now they have Cacas Con Todos. What do you do after diarrhea? FedSmoker (RIP) makes an appearance. What kind of name is Braden? Plus, while we celebrate our NRE, we discuss what porn scenarios we would consider. The scenario presented by Josh Potter may become a reality as he is an experienced sex worker with celebrity clientele. While in Vegas, Tom and Josh ran into Corey Taylor from Slipknot, who has partaken in Josh’s Cameo Sex Work. As if that wasn’t enough, a new episode of everyones favorite show has just dropped.

Bert Kreischer is a comedian and podcaster who’s Netflix Special “Hey Big Boy” is available now. While out on the Berty Boy world tour, Bert has taken some liberties. Bert has also been getting into OnlyFans in the road, so the Mommies try to convince him to subscribe to a certain account. Plus, Bert is mad at LeeAnn and gets her on the phone to discuss things. And, a new challenge/bet is decided upon.

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Mar 18 2020

2hr 30mins

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542 - Dr. Drew - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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Would you date your mom? Would you put mayo in your hair? The mommies have submitted Larry King clips to rival Sawclet Souffle and someone else can’t say Mark Wahlberg. What are some of your “dealbreakers?” Plus we have Kyle C remixes, a Charles update and a big CHIPS IN A BOWL announcement.

Dr. Drew visits the mommies to talk about the new direction of Dr. Drew After Dark. While Tom and Christina keep pulling Dr. Drew to the dark side they go through some more of Mommy Tina’s TikToks. Tom gets more advice on which new drug he should try and Dr. Drew presents another visit he’d like to make for YMH Studios.

Mar 11 2020

2hr 29mins

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541 - Moshe Kasher & Natasha Leggero & Creators of HBO's McMillions - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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We got a special one for you today, mommy! We start off with just the main mommies and we get through A LOT! The cool girl raving about NRE has a boyfriend who heard YMH talking about them, and turns out, he likes it a lot! Also, Tom has officially decided he's done with his wack Adidas phase, and is back on the Nike train! Then, Christina reveals a super hot dream she had about Tom. Do you dream about your significant other? We then find a cool guy who wishes he had a girlfriend who let him... do certain things. He likes that he likes that he liiiiiiikes THAT! And what better way to pay tribute to FedSmoker than to keep feathering videos from his very deep vault? This time he's hanging out with Native Americans!

Then, we got Moshe Kasher and Natasha Leggero coming in to Studio Jeans! We Moshe loves to argue with people on the internet almost as much as he loves Burning Man! We run them through a BUNCH of cool guys, including a clip from Cobra Tate about how faithfulness is a one way street! So cool! We debut the next episode of Pissspots to Moshe and Natasha, and they're certain HBO will pick it up for a full run!

Speaking of HBO, we have Brian Lazarte and James Lee Hernandez, the creators/directors of HBO's McMillions, joining us! The docuseries reveals how McDonald's Monopoly game was rigged for a LONG time by the mob. They tell us all about how they got involved in the project and what it's like to work with Mark Wah-Wah-Wahlburg. It also turns out that Brian is Tom's cousin, so they reminisce what it was like to grow up with each other.

Mar 04 2020

3hr 19mins

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540 - Tony Hinchcliffe - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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Christina P is back!! She discusses her mourning of Lord FedSmoker and how she heard the terrible news of his passing. A man is kicky footing his way onto a Subway in our opening and clip, and then... *CHIPS IN A BOWL* none other than CHARLES FROM MATCH HIMSELF! On the phone and in person. We get the whole scoop from Charles in ehhhhh about 8-10 minutes. Once things are wrapped with Charles we move on to more pressing issues like a new episode of “P*** Spots.” Plus new Fart Simpson, viewer comments and we find a new sex worker to ask Josh Potter about.

Tony Hinchcliffe is a stand up comedian and host/creator of the wildly popular live podcast “Kill Tony.” The Mommies ask Tony about everything from getting a vasectomy to scrum action. Plus we find out how Tony’s mom is doing and discuss his Podcast partner Brian Redban’s eating habits, and we discuss the recent alleged murderer to appear on “Kill Tony.”

Feb 26 2020

2hr 34mins

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539 - Tom Papa & Kreayshawn - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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We’re still reeling at the loss of Fedsmoker but we continue to feather it in his honor. Christina P is sick so The Roach, Josh Potter is in on the couch. Did you know sparkling water is for rich people and still water is for losers? Plus we try to figure out what someone is saying and we watch some people get way too chill with lions.

Tom Papa is a stand-up comedian who’s new NETFLIX special “You’re Doing Great” is available right now. Christina is sick, but the two Tom’s are into it so they can have MAN talk. Tom and Tom discuss the pros and cons of being recognized and how it really doesn’t matter when it comes to air travel. Is reclining allowed?? Plus, the two discuss the importance of having a hobby as Tom Papa has gotten really into making bread.

Kreayshawn is a singer, rapper and creative director and one of Christina P’s all time favorite. Christina gets to ask Kreayshawn all the questions she’s been dying to ask, plus we get Kreayshawn's opinion on a litany of cool guys and we see which is her favorite.

Feb 19 2020

2hr 44mins

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538 - Michael Rapaport - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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We recorded this episode last week, but there is some URGENT news about FedSmoker that we just HAD to address. Is he alive? Tom and the YMH staff try to make sense of what's going on.

Then, we get on with our normal show at Studio Jeans! One Mommy is having trouble sleeping so the other Mommy had to milk them. Can you guess which is which? Also, whats the N word? Tom did an interview with Larry King and has selected some of his favorite moments. The Mommies did not do well in school, but they’re not as dumb as old people. Plus, more Charles, more fed smoker and more Piss Spots!

Michael Rapaport is an actor and podcaster who sits down with the Mommies to hash out the Ari stuff. Michael also spoke about his acting methods and some of his roles, his love of rap and growing up in Manhattan. Tom and Christina try to show Michael some interesting confrontations, since those are his favorite. Plus, a lengthy convo about proper public brown etiquette.

Feb 12 2020

2hr 26mins

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537 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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It’s a brand new episode and we’re all basking in the NRE this morning. Don’t you just love when your husband gets a new girlfriend? Tom just got back from his trip in Australia and New Zealand. He had a celebrity sighting of Hannah Gadsby (Nanette) while staying in Perth. Since he’s been home, however, he has been on Full Brown Alert. New FedSmoker merch means new FedSmoker videos and today he is doing his civic duty and addressing the city council, will they get BR stamps? Christina saw a pair of boat shoes in the wild and she completely hated it. Josh Potter was slightly injured lately and have you seen the Aaron Hernandez documentary? Also, Tom and Christina describe what it was like to hear the news about Kobe Bryant's untimely passing. Plus, a Tony Johns update. Take your Uvers, we up outta here.

Feb 05 2020

2hr 23mins

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536 - Matt Fulchiron - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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“When you’re featherin’ it, Brother” were back for another episode of Your Mom’s House. What on earth could Tom say to Charro that would “break her heart!?” Who cares, women should just be cleaning anyway. That’s what this new “Cool Guy” thinks at least. He reminds Tom and Christina about some of their former neighbors. A new Bert campaign has begun, please get on board! Plus a brand new Fart Simpson prank call using Josh Potter’s voice.

Matt Fulchiron, aka The Concierge, aka The Full Charge is a stand up comedian and one of the first ever people to appear on Your Mom’s House in it’s infancy. Tom and Matt are getting ready to go to Australia by watching some videos of angry coaches and some brand new “you know what Im sayings.” Plus a very cool Australian to get them ready for the locals and does a new challenger have what it takes to dethrone the king?

Jan 29 2020

2hr 3mins

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535 - Robert Hines - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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There is turmoil in the Denimverse. Robert Paul Champagne has been frantically posting and he is upset with Tom, Christina, Josh Potter and Dr. Drew. The mommies take a look at his messages and then call him on the phone to see if things can be patched up, on this very special episode of Your Mom’s House.

Robert Hines is a comedian and viral video sensation who’s “BBQ Chicken And Foot Massage” video took off a few years back. Tom and Christina highlight some of the best with Robert and also talk to him about his time as a Jail Guard. After the Mommies exercise their jail obsession, they show Robert some Fed Smoker videos and a brand new TikTok batch!

Jan 22 2020

2hr 17mins

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