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No Such Thing As A Fish

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Rank #80 in Comedy category

Comedy
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A podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show huddle around a microphone and discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

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A podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show huddle around a microphone and discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

iTunes Ratings

2248 Ratings
Average Ratings
2024
98
52
36
38

Positively incredible

By egesig - Dec 02 2019
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One of my absolute favorite podcasts. Hilarious, informative, lively, and generally wonderful.

Love This Podcast!!

By whatfuc - Nov 25 2019
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Great podcast, the weirdest thing I learned this week really ripped you guys off!

iTunes Ratings

2248 Ratings
Average Ratings
2024
98
52
36
38

Positively incredible

By egesig - Dec 02 2019
Read more
One of my absolute favorite podcasts. Hilarious, informative, lively, and generally wonderful.

Love This Podcast!!

By whatfuc - Nov 25 2019
Read more
Great podcast, the weirdest thing I learned this week really ripped you guys off!

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No Such Thing As A Fish

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A podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show huddle around a microphone and discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

NSTAAF International Factball: Brazil v Croatia

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Brazil v Croatia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the first episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football.

Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Brazil against Croatia to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.

Jun 12 2014

14mins

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Episode 292: No Such Thing as a Blatant Plug for the Book of the Year 2019

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss four facts taken from The Book Of The Year 2019, including Greta Thunberg's adventurous middle name, the polling station with only one voter, and the worst way to dispose of a speeding ticket.

The Book Of The Year 2019 is out now!

Amazon:https://www.amazon.co.uk/Book-Year-2019-Such-Thing/dp/1786332019
Apple Books: https://books.apple.com/gb/book/the-book-of-the-year-2019/id1462378633

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Oct 24 2019

57mins

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Episode 105: No Such Thing As Pancakes For Perverts

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Live from Newport, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tweeting chickens, litigious hyenas and peer-reviewed romantic comedies.

Mar 18 2016

33mins

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Episode 291: No Such Thing As A Quintruple-Cooked Chip

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss marrying chips, geese-rearing astronauts and the restaurant with tables in two different countries.

Oct 18 2019

58mins

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Episode 290: No Such Thing As A Winter Fax Machine

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Alex, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Tolstoy's hat-wearing habits, nuclear-powered icebreakers (literal, not conversational) and how to hack a fax from the moon.

Oct 11 2019

1hr

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Episode 106: No Such Thing As A Six-Tier Japanese Human Pyramid

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Live from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss colour-changing animals, caffeinated mushrooms and fashionable hay fever.

Mar 25 2016

35mins

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NSTAAF International Factball: Spain v Netherlands

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Spain v Netherlands: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the second episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football.

Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Spain against the Netherlands to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.

Jun 13 2014

13mins

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Episode 107: No Such Thing As Gorillas On The Beach

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Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spagnostic pastafarians, mystery pool pooers and the world's first speech bubble.

Apr 01 2016

39mins

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Episode 214: No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous Hat

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Dan, James, Andy and special guest Original Elf Molly Oldfield discuss blue whale birthing, ceramic pillows and how to cast for a police line-up.

Apr 27 2018

38mins

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Episode 213: No Such Thing As Panda Gladiators

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Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's first waterskier, Harvard for pandas, and the the record-holding mat holder called Matt Hand.

Apr 20 2018

46mins

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Episode 258: No Such Thing As A Brutally Honest Yoga Mat

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss plumbing detectives, guinea pigs in the freezer, and the Head of Cybersecurity who's never used a computer.

Mar 01 2019

47mins

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Episode 146: No Such Thing As A Queen Orca

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Dan, James, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss sympathetic pregnancy, the world's most famous umbrellas and the surprisingly romantic life of coral.

Jan 06 2017

50mins

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Episode 244: No Such Thing As A Fishman

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Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Stephen Fry discuss frogs with regional accents, Canada's official tagline, and streaking in museums.

Nov 23 2018

1hr 16mins

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Episode 289: No Such Thing As A Horse Called Brian

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss leaping maggots, the point of motion sickness and why you shouldn't put on too much red lipstick.

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Oct 04 2019

50mins

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Episode 144: No Such Thing As Garlic Superman

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Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss historical ham sandwiches, edible passwords and why Jupiter is shrinking.

Dec 16 2016

36mins

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Episode 233: No Such Thing As A Sexy Question Mark

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Beefeaters' birthdays, Roman ice and metal umlauts.

Sep 07 2018

55mins

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Episode 175: No Such Thing As A Rice Krispie With Feelings

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss expert plastic sushi artists, the world's first bendy straws, and how fake dog noses help detect bombs.

Jul 28 2017

46mins

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Episode 126: No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn

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Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss literal sexual magnetism, Olympic races for old ladies, and all the children named after Tony Blair.

Aug 12 2016

36mins

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193: Episode 193: No Such Thing As Death By Conga

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss testifying in court through a window, the ant nests made of ants, and book the size of postage stamps.

Nov 25 2017

47mins

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Episode 253: No Such Thing As Dolphins At The United Nations

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss talking NASA dolphins, Robert Louis Stevenson's death and how any parents have a favourite child.

Jan 25 2019

45mins

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Episode 298: No Such Thing As An Emotional Support Amoeba

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Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Hornigold the pirate, support animals for other animals, and why the French can't decide on what to call a pencil.

Dec 06 2019

53mins

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Episode 297: No Such Thing As A Shrimp Conga

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Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the loudest birds on earth, the astronaut who ate shrimp cocktail 48 times in a row, and who really gave us all syphilis.

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Nov 29 2019

46mins

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Episode 296: No Such Thing As A Glowing Ballet Dancer

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Live from Philadelphia, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss crash test moose, radioactive slippers, and the multi-presidential inventor of chewing gum.

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Nov 22 2019

50mins

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Episode 295: No Such Thing As A 200m Baguette

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Live from Boston, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Bastard baguettes Saddam Hussein's campaign song, and the first ever criminal to be put in Boston's stocks.

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Nov 15 2019

45mins

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Episode 294: No Such Thing As A 15-Hour Working Week

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss hand-drawn stockings, raccoon-damaged temples, and the doomsday aircraft destroyed by a single bird.

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Nov 08 2019

57mins

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Episode 293: No Such Thing As A Sexy Ceiling Fan

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss prehistoric sippy-cups, Rasputin's litigious assassins, and the coolest ever publicity stunt.

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Nov 01 2019

57mins

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Episode 292: No Such Thing as a Blatant Plug for the Book of the Year 2019

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss four facts taken from The Book Of The Year 2019, including Greta Thunberg's adventurous middle name, the polling station with only one voter, and the worst way to dispose of a speeding ticket.

The Book Of The Year 2019 is out now!

Amazon:https://www.amazon.co.uk/Book-Year-2019-Such-Thing/dp/1786332019
Apple Books: https://books.apple.com/gb/book/the-book-of-the-year-2019/id1462378633

Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Oct 24 2019

57mins

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Episode 291: No Such Thing As A Quintruple-Cooked Chip

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss marrying chips, geese-rearing astronauts and the restaurant with tables in two different countries.

Oct 18 2019

58mins

Play

Episode 290: No Such Thing As A Winter Fax Machine

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Alex, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Tolstoy's hat-wearing habits, nuclear-powered icebreakers (literal, not conversational) and how to hack a fax from the moon.

Oct 11 2019

1hr

Play

Episode 289: No Such Thing As A Horse Called Brian

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss leaping maggots, the point of motion sickness and why you shouldn't put on too much red lipstick.

Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

Oct 04 2019

50mins

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Episode 288: No Such Thing As An Elephant In The Airport

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss elephantine super-sniffing, Thomas Jefferson's version of the Bible, and André the Giant's all-night bender.

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Sep 27 2019

52mins

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Episode 287: No Such Thing As Pets In Heaven

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Live from Antwerp, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss diamond vacuums, North Korean app stores, and what happens when you give an elephant a gold enema.

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Sep 20 2019

46mins

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Episode 286: No Such Thing As A Banana With Wifi

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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the invention of ball pits, a fisherman's unluckiest fruit, and how the internet was nearly  called The Information Mine.

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Sep 13 2019

42mins

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Episode 285: No Such Thing As Giving Birth Up A Climbing Wall

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Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss special mud for baseball, why YouTube was invented, and Brazilian caesarian section parties.

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Sep 06 2019

52mins

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Episode 284: No Such Thing As Salty Yeti Bones

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Live from Paris, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss odour-analysing t-shirts, New York under meteor attack, and self-pricking porcupines.

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Aug 30 2019

44mins

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Episode 283: No Such Thing As A Lost Shadow

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Live from Geneva, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss selling shadows, exploding aphids and the emerging blimp driving industry.

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Aug 23 2019

44mins

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Episode 282: No Such Thing As A Bored Shrew

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Live from Copenhagen, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss Bjorn Borg's karate-tennis instructor, singing teachers for canaries, and what happens when a shrew gets brain-freeze.

Aug 16 2019

43mins

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Episode 281: No Such Thing As A Chatty Cow

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Live from Amsterdam, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how to clean warship guns, the anti-Valentine's march, and interviewing a cow.

Aug 09 2019

43mins

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Episode 280: No Such Thing As Permanently Latvian Beer

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Live from Oslo, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss medically-induced drunkenness, how to avoid being eaten by wolves on holiday, and what happens if you go clubbing with millipedes.

Aug 02 2019

44mins

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Episode 279: No Such Thing As A Backflipping Doctor

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Live from Berlin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss chicken lifeguards, carrot concrete and the most-signed birthday card in history.

Jul 26 2019

43mins

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