Our friend and fellow Headgum podcaster Rosie Rosenberg joins us to discuss how he met Jake, and Amir’s cool new nickname. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our friend and fellow Headgum podcaster Rosie Rosenberg joins us to discuss how he met Jake, and Amir’s cool new nickname. Advertise on <a href="https://gumball.fm/shows/if-i-were-you/5a592688b73aeb30532c6b6f" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">If I Were You</a> via <a href="http://gumball.fm/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Gumball.fm</a>.See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

Bonus: Open Relationship (w/Jeff Rosenberg!) 2019

In this episode we discuss Jake's sleep habits, and Amir's... other habits. Then a live reading on what we believe to be, the worst text ever. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode we discuss Jake's sleep habits, and Amir's... other habits. Then a live reading on what we believe to be, the worst text ever. Advertise on <a href="https://gumball.fm/shows/if-i-were-you/5a592688b73aeb30532c6b6f" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">If I Were You</a> via <a href="http://gumball.fm/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Gumball.fm</a>.See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

Bonus: Worst Text Ever (2019)

Resident Dumbass Geoffrey James is in the studio to play an ice breaker, read a fan script, and discuss epic pranks. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Resident Dumbass Geoffrey James is in the studio to play an ice breaker, read a fan script, and discuss epic pranks. Advertise on <a href="https://gumball.fm/shows/if-i-were-you/5a592688b73aeb30532c6b6f" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">If I Were You</a> via <a href="http://gumball.fm/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Gumball.fm</a>.See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

Bonus: Pranks (w/Geoffrey James!) 2018

Fellow HeadGum-er Reilly Anspaugh is in the studio to talk about bad kissers, good hygiene and horrible details about the Twilight Franchise. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fellow HeadGum-er Reilly Anspaugh is in the studio to talk about bad kissers, good hygiene and horrible details about the Twilight Franchise. Advertise on <a href="https://gumball.fm/shows/if-i-were-you/5a592688b73aeb30532c6b6f" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">If I Were You</a> via <a href="http://gumball.fm/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Gumball.fm</a>.See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

Bonus: Bad Teeth (w/Reilly Anspaugh!) 2018

Our first Patreon Video version of "If I Were You!" We embrace the visual elements by making faces, dancing dances, and not selling any advertisements. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our first Patreon Video version of "If I Were You!" We embrace the visual elements by making faces, dancing dances, and not selling any advertisements. Advertise on <a href="https://gumball.fm/shows/if-i-were-you/5a592688b73aeb30532c6b6f" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">If I Were You</a> via <a href="http://gumball.fm/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Gumball.fm</a>.See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

Bonus: The Headbutt (2018)

Will Amir kiss Jen Aniston? Will Jake's child be born soon? Will Ben Schwartz join the show? Find out, in the series finale of "If I Were You". Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Will Amir kiss Jen Aniston? Will Jake's child be born soon? Will Ben Schwartz join the show? Find out, in the series finale of "If I Were You". Advertise on <a href="https://gumball.fm/shows/if-i-were-you/5a592688b73aeb30532c6b6f" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">If I Were You</a> via <a href="http://gumball.fm/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Gumball.fm</a>.See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

589: The End Is Here

Our lovers Avital Ash and Jillian Vogel join us to discuss future children, current dogs, and what we should do next. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our lovers Avital Ash and Jillian Vogel join us to discuss future children, current dogs, and what we should do next. Advertise on <a href="https://gumball.fm/shows/if-i-were-you/5a592688b73aeb30532c6b6f" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">If I Were You</a> via <a href="http://gumball.fm/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Gumball.fm</a>.See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

588: Smoothies (w/Avital and Jill!)

Friend and favorite guest Allison Williams joins us to discuss haircuts, cafeterias, and M3gan 2. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friend and favorite guest Allison Williams joins us to discuss haircuts, cafeterias, and M3gan 2. Advertise on <a href="https://gumball.fm/shows/if-i-were-you/5a592688b73aeb30532c6b6f" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">If I Were You</a> via <a href="http://gumball.fm/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Gumball.fm</a>.See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

587: Leave Me Hanging (w/Allison Williams!)

In this episode we discuss breaking up, waking up, and Daniel Craig. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode we discuss breaking up, waking up, and Daniel Craig. Advertise on <a href="https://gumball.fm/shows/if-i-were-you/5a592688b73aeb30532c6b6f" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">If I Were You</a> via <a href="http://gumball.fm/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Gumball.fm</a>.See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

586: Modern Bar Mitzvah

In this episode we discuss garbage ninjas, volunteer firefighters, and the next steps of our careers in comedy. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode we discuss garbage ninjas, volunteer firefighters, and the next steps of our careers in comedy. Advertise on <a href="https://gumball.fm/shows/if-i-were-you/5a592688b73aeb30532c6b6f" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">If I Were You</a> via <a href="http://gumball.fm/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Gumball.fm</a>.See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

585: The End Is Near

Tune in every Monday to If I Were You as Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld offer advice in areas they're qualified to talk about. Also in areas they're not qualified to talk about. Email them with your own sticky situations and they’ll find the solution: IfIWereYouShow@gmail.com.

These guys are hilarious and each episode is great to listen to whenever and wherever.

Amazing super funny podcast

Coyly,

If I Were You

Thomas Middleditch

Ben Schwartz

Ben Schwartz AND Thomas Middleditch join us on our 100th episode! They advise, they sing, and they... get real.This episode is brought to you by Stamps.com and Squarespace.com!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ben Schwartz AND Thomas Middleditch join us on our 100th episode! They advise, they sing, and they... get real. This episode is brought to you by <a href="http://Stamps.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Stamps.com</a> and <a href="http://Squarespace.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Squarespace.com</a>!See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

100: Family Fiction (with Ben Schwartz and Thomas Middleditch!)

Friends and comedians Thomas Middleditch and Ben Schwartz join us live from Thalia Hall in Chicago to discuss foreskin, new pants, and who is 58 years old.Thanks to everybody who came out to HeadGum Live last weekend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friends and comedians Thomas Middleditch and Ben Schwartz join us live from Thalia Hall in Chicago to discuss foreskin, new pants, and who is 58 years old. Thanks to everybody who came out to HeadGum Live last weekend!See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

387: Prison (w/Middleditch and Schwartz!)

Patrick Cassels

Our friend Pat Cassels joins us to discuss family dinners and very long distance relationships.This episode is brought to you by MottAndBow.com, SquareSpace.com, TheBouqs.com, and TaxAct.com!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our friend Pat Cassels joins us to discuss family dinners and very long distance relationships. This episode is brought to you by <a href="http://MottAndBow.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">MottAndBow.com</a>, <a href="http://SquareSpace.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">SquareSpace.com</a>, <a href="http://TheBouqs.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">TheBouqs.com</a>, and <a href="http://TaxAct.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">TaxAct.com</a>!See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

127: Missing Dad (with Patrick Cassels!)

Lil Dicky

Rapper Lil Dicky joins us to discuss masturbation, basketball, and getting older.This episode is brought to you by NatureBox, Audible, and Prosper.com!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rapper Lil Dicky joins us to discuss masturbation, basketball, and getting older. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox, Audible, and <a href="http://Prosper.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Prosper.com</a>!See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

137: Shower Sex (w/ Lil Dicky!)

Comedian, friend, and lover Thomas Middleditch is in the studio to discuss moving to Australia, the Super Flu, and the greatest gift of all: Sand.For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JASee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Comedian, friend, and lover Thomas Middleditch is in the studio to discuss moving to Australia, the Super Flu, and the greatest gift of all: Sand.For more IF I WERE YOU check out our <a href="http://www.patreon.com/JA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Patreon.com/JA</a>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

409: Secret Santa (w/Thomas Middleditch!)

Comedian/Friend/Lover Ben Schwartz joins us on this milestone episode to discuss DM's, Snapchat, and sitcoms.This episode is brought to you by Ring.com, BlueApron.com, and MeUndies.com!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Comedian/Friend/Lover Ben Schwartz joins us on this milestone episode to discuss DM's, Snapchat, and sitcoms. This episode is brought to you by <a href="http://Ring.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Ring.com</a>, <a href="http://BlueApron.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">BlueApron.com</a>, and <a href="http://MeUndies.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">MeUndies.com</a>!See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

Yes Dude (w/Ben Schwartz!)

Friend, comedian, lover Ben Schwartz joins us to celebrate our 300th episode by discussing chipmunks, how to be funny, and his new book!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friend, comedian, lover Ben Schwartz joins us to celebrate our 300th episode by discussing chipmunks, how to be funny, and his new book!See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

300: A Celebration (w/Ben Schwartz!)

Dave Rosenberg

Our boy Dave Rosenberg joins us to discuss breaking up, strip clubs, and tattoos.This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com! Delicious, nutritious snacks delivered TO YOU. Use our coupon code for 50% off your first box: http://bit.ly/1idZxFpSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our boy Dave Rosenberg joins us to discuss breaking up, strip clubs, and tattoos. This episode is brought to you by <a href="http://NatureBox.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">NatureBox.com</a>! Delicious, nutritious snacks delivered TO YOU. Use our coupon code for 50% off your first box: <a href="http://bit.ly/1idZxFp" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/1idZxFp</a>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

75: Harry Potter (with Dave Rosenberg)

In this episode we discuss good hobbies and bad friends.This episode is brought to you by Casper.com and DraftKings.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode we discuss good hobbies and bad friends. This episode is brought to you by <a href="http://Casper.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Casper.com</a> and <a href="http://DraftKings.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">DraftKings.com</a>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

119: The Wolf

Silicon Valley's Thomas Middleditch joins us to discuss mustaches, break-ups, and virtual world problems.This episode is brought to you by NatureBox! Delicious, nutritious snacks delivered to your door. Use promo code "ifiwereyou" for 50% off your first box! http://bit.ly/1idZxFpSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Silicon Valley's Thomas Middleditch joins us to discuss mustaches, break-ups, and virtual world problems. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox! Delicious, nutritious snacks delivered to your door. Use promo code "ifiwereyou" for 50% off your first box! <a href="http://bit.ly/1idZxFp" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/1idZxFp</a>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

71: Sim Cheating (with Thomas Middleditch)

Writer/Performer/Peeler Bo Burnham in the house to discuss rich kids, close friends, and his Netflix Comedy Special "Make Happy."This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, TrunkClub, and HeadSpace!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Writer/Performer/Peeler Bo Burnham in the house to discuss rich kids, close friends, and his Netflix Comedy Special "Make Happy." This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, TrunkClub, and HeadSpace!See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

222: Baton (w/Bo Burnham!)

Comedian/Actor/Friend Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss courtship and comedy.This episode is brought to you by RetailMeNot.com, TrunkClub.com, and MeUndies.com!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Comedian/Actor/Friend Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss courtship and comedy. This episode is brought to you by <a href="http://RetailMeNot.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">RetailMeNot.com</a>, <a href="http://TrunkClub.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">TrunkClub.com</a>, and <a href="http://MeUndies.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">MeUndies.com</a>!See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

141: Chivalry (w/Ben Schwartz!)

Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss... whatever the hell he wants.This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com and AVG Cleaner.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss... whatever the hell he wants. This episode is brought to you by <a href="http://Squarespace.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Squarespace.com</a> and AVG Cleaner.See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

89: One Less Problem (with Ben Schwartz)

Comedian and Friend Thomas Middleditch joins us to discuss STD's, DND, and Canadian Folk Hero Stan Rogers. Recorded Live at the Vogue Theater as part of Just For Laughs: Vancouver!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Comedian and Friend Thomas Middleditch joins us to discuss STD's, DND, and Canadian Folk Hero Stan Rogers. Recorded Live at the Vogue Theater as part of Just For Laughs: Vancouver!See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

326: Strip Clubs (w/Thomas Middleditch live in Vancouver!)

Friend and star of "Silicon Valley" Thomas Middleditch joins us to discuss technology, fidelity, and stealing underwear.This episode is brought to you by Stamps.com, SlugBooks.com, and MeUndies.com!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friend and star of "Silicon Valley" Thomas Middleditch joins us to discuss technology, fidelity, and stealing underwear. This episode is brought to you by <a href="http://Stamps.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Stamps.com</a>, <a href="http://SlugBooks.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">SlugBooks.com</a>, and <a href="http://MeUndies.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">MeUndies.com</a>!See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

98: Underwear (with Thomas Middleditch)

Special Holiday episode this week -- it's Amir's debut on Jake's Dungeons and Dragons podcast. And no, you don't have to know anything about Dungeons and Dragons to enjoy the show! So... enjoy the show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Special Holiday episode this week -- it's Amir's debut on Jake's Dungeons and Dragons podcast. And no, you don't have to know anything about Dungeons and Dragons to enjoy the show! So... enjoy the show!See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

414: Amir on NADDPod

Jillian Vogel

In this episode Jillian Vogel joins us to recap perhaps the most eventful wedding weekend of all time. Note: This is a true story. Also worth mentioning: BUCKETS! Amir's new NBA Podcast. Subscribe wherever you're listening to this.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode Jillian Vogel joins us to recap perhaps the most eventful wedding weekend of all time. Note: This is a true story. Also worth mentioning: BUCKETS! Amir's new NBA Podcast. Subscribe wherever you're listening to this.See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

345: Jake and Jill's Insane Wedding (w/Jillian Vogel!)

Our special friend Dave Rosenberg joins us to discuss working out, jealousy, and his grandma's secret recipe.This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com and DollarShaveClub.com!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our special friend Dave Rosenberg joins us to discuss working out, jealousy, and his grandma's secret recipe. This episode is brought to you by <a href="http://Squarespace.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Squarespace.com</a> and <a href="http://DollarShaveClub.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">DollarShaveClub.com</a>!See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

111: Clam Dip (with Dave Rosenberg!)

In this episode we discuss the pros and cons of bath-houses as a means of relaxation, the trials and tribulations of growing your hair out, and lastly, whether or not you can drink your own pee pee.For more IF I WERE YOU check out bonus video  episodes on Patreon.com/JA.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode we discuss the pros and cons of bath-houses as a means of relaxation, the trials and tribulations of growing your hair out, and lastly, whether or not you can drink your own pee pee.For more IF I WERE YOU check out bonus video episodes on <a href="http://www.patreon.com/JA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Patreon.com/JA</a>.See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

412: Pissing in a Sink

In this episode we discuss flat whites, bathroom locks, and why breaking up is easy to do.For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA for weekly bonus video episodes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode we discuss flat whites, bathroom locks, and why breaking up is easy to do.For more IF I WERE YOU check out our <a href="http://www.Patreon.com/JA " rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Patreon.com/JA </a>for weekly bonus video episodes!See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

407: The Best Coffee

The best podcast episodes about true crime. For any thrill seeking podcast listeners who just can't get enough of the captivating stories of murderers and criminals. This topic has all the best episodes from many different true crime podcasts.  Add episodes you're interested into your queue below!

Best True Crime Podcasts

The Best Multi-Part Documentaries, with documentaries on Obama, Federer vs Nadal, the making of Star Wars, Netflix vs Blockbuster and more. Add episodes you're interested into your queue below!