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If I Were You

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Rank #186 in Comedy category

Comedy
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Tune in every Monday to If I Were You as Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld offer advice in areas they're qualified to talk about. Also in areas they're not qualified to talk about. Email them with your own sticky situations and they’ll find the solution: IfIWereYouShow@gmail.com.

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Tune in every Monday to If I Were You as Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld offer advice in areas they're qualified to talk about. Also in areas they're not qualified to talk about. Email them with your own sticky situations and they’ll find the solution: IfIWereYouShow@gmail.com.

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4333 Ratings
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Amazing super funny podcast

By Nate22019 - Apr 26 2020
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These guys are hilarious and each episode is great to listen to whenever and wherever.

Coyly,

By JimmyNalle - Jan 08 2020
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Best part about my monday!

iTunes Ratings

4333 Ratings
Average Ratings
4151
72
44
28
38

Amazing super funny podcast

By Nate22019 - Apr 26 2020
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These guys are hilarious and each episode is great to listen to whenever and wherever.

Coyly,

By JimmyNalle - Jan 08 2020
Read more
Best part about my monday!
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If I Were You

Latest release on May 25, 2020

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Tune in every Monday to If I Were You as Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld offer advice in areas they're qualified to talk about. Also in areas they're not qualified to talk about. Email them with your own sticky situations and they’ll find the solution: IfIWereYouShow@gmail.com.

Rank #1: 431: Scam Girls

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In this episode we discuss jealousy, iced coffee, and Middleditch and Schwartz coming to Netflix this week!


For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA

Apr 20 2020

42mins

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Rank #2: 430: Dance Party

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In this episode we take a trip down memory lane and answer some old questions about travel, tinder, and kittens!

For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA for bonus Thursday video episodes.

Apr 13 2020

46mins

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Rank #3: 100: Family Fiction (with Ben Schwartz and Thomas Middleditch!)

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Ben Schwartz AND Thomas Middleditch join us on our 100th episode! They advise, they sing, and they... get real.
This episode is brought to you by Stamps.com and Squarespace.com!

Sep 08 2014

50mins

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Rank #4: 127: Missing Dad (with Patrick Cassels!)

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Our friend Pat Cassels joins us to discuss family dinners and very long distance relationships.
This episode is brought to you by MottAndBow.com, SquareSpace.com, TheBouqs.com, and TaxAct.com!

Jan 15 2015

1hr

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Rank #5: 137: Shower Sex (w/ Lil Dicky!)

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Rapper Lil Dicky joins us to discuss masturbation, basketball, and getting older.
This episode is brought to you by NatureBox, Audible, and Prosper.com!

Mar 02 2015

1hr 1min

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Rank #6: 387: Prison (w/Middleditch and Schwartz!)

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Friends and comedians Thomas Middleditch and Ben Schwartz join us live from Thalia Hall in Chicago to discuss foreskin, new pants, and who is 58 years old.


Thanks to everybody who came out to HeadGum Live last weekend!

Jun 17 2019

1hr 14mins

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Rank #7: Yes Dude (w/Ben Schwartz!)

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Comedian/Friend/Lover Ben Schwartz joins us on this milestone episode to discuss DM's, Snapchat, and sitcoms.
This episode is brought to you by Ring.com, BlueApron.com, and MeUndies.com!

Feb 15 2016

58mins

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Rank #8: 300: A Celebration (w/Ben Schwartz!)

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Friend, comedian, lover Ben Schwartz joins us to celebrate our 300th episode by discussing chipmunks, how to be funny, and his new book!

Nov 06 2017

1hr

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Rank #9: 141: Chivalry (w/Ben Schwartz!)

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Comedian/Actor/Friend Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss courtship and comedy.
This episode is brought to you by RetailMeNot.com, TrunkClub.com, and MeUndies.com!

Mar 16 2015

46mins

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Rank #10: 75: Harry Potter (with Dave Rosenberg)

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Our boy Dave Rosenberg joins us to discuss breaking up, strip clubs, and tattoos.
This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com! Delicious, nutritious snacks delivered TO YOU. Use our coupon code for 50% off your first box: http://bit.ly/1idZxFp

May 05 2014

45mins

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Rank #11: 119: The Wolf

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In this episode we discuss good hobbies and bad friends.
This episode is brought to you by Casper.com and DraftKings.com

Dec 08 2014

43mins

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Rank #12: 71: Sim Cheating (with Thomas Middleditch)

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Silicon Valley's Thomas Middleditch joins us to discuss mustaches, break-ups, and virtual world problems.
This episode is brought to you by NatureBox! Delicious, nutritious snacks delivered to your door. Use promo code "ifiwereyou" for 50% off your first box! http://bit.ly/1idZxFp

Apr 07 2014

56mins

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Rank #13: 89: One Less Problem (with Ben Schwartz)

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Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss... whatever the hell he wants.
This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com and AVG Cleaner.

Jul 14 2014

58mins

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Rank #14: 222: Baton (w/Bo Burnham!)

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Writer/Performer/Peeler Bo Burnham in the house to discuss rich kids, close friends, and his Netflix Comedy Special "Make Happy."
This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, TrunkClub, and HeadSpace!

Jun 27 2016

57mins

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Rank #15: 409: Secret Santa (w/Thomas Middleditch!)

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Comedian, friend, and lover Thomas Middleditch is in the studio to discuss moving to Australia, the Super Flu, and the greatest gift of all: Sand.

For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA

Nov 18 2019

51mins

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Rank #16: 98: Underwear (with Thomas Middleditch)

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Friend and star of "Silicon Valley" Thomas Middleditch joins us to discuss technology, fidelity, and stealing underwear.
This episode is brought to you by Stamps.com, SlugBooks.com, and MeUndies.com!

Aug 25 2014

1hr 7mins

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Rank #17: 111: Clam Dip (with Dave Rosenberg!)

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Our special friend Dave Rosenberg joins us to discuss working out, jealousy, and his grandma's secret recipe.
This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com and DollarShaveClub.com!

Oct 23 2014

49mins

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Rank #18: 326: Strip Clubs (w/Thomas Middleditch live in Vancouver!)

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Comedian and Friend Thomas Middleditch joins us to discuss STD's, DND, and Canadian Folk Hero Stan Rogers. Recorded Live at the Vogue Theater as part of Just For Laughs: Vancouver!

Apr 26 2018

56mins

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Rank #19: 110: Lie Forever

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In this episode we discuss threesomes, feline murder, and God.
This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and Prosper.com

Oct 20 2014

45mins

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Rank #20: 345: Jake and Jill's Insane Wedding (w/Jillian Vogel!)

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In this episode Jillian Vogel joins us to recap perhaps the most eventful wedding weekend of all time. Note: This is a true story. Also worth mentioning: BUCKETS! Amir's new NBA Podcast. Subscribe wherever you're listening to this.

Aug 27 2018

59mins

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436: Brotherly Love

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In this episode we discuss bad haircuts, good siblings, and love in the time of COVID.

For more podcast goodness check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST, with us, Geoff and Reilly:

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May 25 2020

45mins

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435: The Mailman

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In this episode we discuss Tinder detectives, Zoom backgrounds, and Amir's slow WiFi.

For more podcast action, check out "THE HEADGUM PODCAST" wherever you're listening to this one.

May 18 2020

46mins

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Bonus: The Headgum Podcast

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We started a new podcast featuring the Headgum staff! Join us every week as we wax idiotic on everything from pop culture to Marty’s SSN. Make yourself a drink and come hang!


Check out the first episode here and then subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts:

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May 13 2020

41mins

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434: Animal Crossing

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In this episode we discuss Mother's Day, office dogs, and Animal Crossing.

May 11 2020

48mins

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433: Zoom Flash

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In this episode we discuss foot injuries, great films, and walks in the park.

(This episode is sponsored by NoKidHungry.org -- Millions of kids face hunger all across the United States, in every community. With your help, we can change it.)

May 04 2020

45mins

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432: Suck My Stamp

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In this episode we discuss porn names, original artwork, and the GOAT state.

Apr 27 2020

40mins

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431: Scam Girls

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In this episode we discuss jealousy, iced coffee, and Middleditch and Schwartz coming to Netflix this week!


For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA

Apr 20 2020

42mins

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430: Dance Party

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In this episode we take a trip down memory lane and answer some old questions about travel, tinder, and kittens!

For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA for bonus Thursday video episodes.

Apr 13 2020

46mins

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429: Quar-and-A Lightning Round

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In this episode we discuss our favorite self-isolation outfits, hobbies, and TV shows. Thanks for your quarantine questions!

For more IF I WERE YOU check out our bonus Thursday videos on our Patreon.com/JA.

Apr 06 2020

45mins

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428: Masks and Bananas (w/Jeff and Pat!)

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In this episode we discuss our self-isolation woes, then call some old friends, Jeff Rubin and Pat Cassels, to see how they're doing. We may even get to a question at the end...

For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA for bonus Thursday video episodes.

Mar 30 2020

48mins

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427: Quarantine Chat

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We are back with our microphones discussing the pros and cons of self-isolation, and our new schedule. Then we talk to a real-life doctor and ask her every question we have about COVID-19 (and phone sex, of course!)

For more IF I WERE YOU check out Patreon.com/JA

Mar 23 2020

44mins

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426: Corona Calls (w/Geoff, Marty, & Ben Schwartz!)

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In this episode we call each other to discuss this crazy new world... then we call some friends and ask them how they're holding up. Stay safe and stay home, everybody!

Mar 16 2020

1hr 1min

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425: CoronaVirus

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In this episode we discuss bees, headphones, and COVID-19.

For more IF I WERE YOU, check out the bonus Thursday episodes on our Patreon.com/JA

Mar 09 2020

40mins

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424: Dead Eyes (w/Connor Ratliff!)

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Friend and fellow Headgum podcaster Connor Ratliff is in the studio discussing bowling, parents, and his new HG Original podcast "Dead Eyes!"

Mar 02 2020

38mins

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Bonus Patreon Sample

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This is half of today's Bonus Thursday Patreon Episode of our show. You can listen to the rest, or watch 35 other full episodes over at Patreon.com/JA

Feb 27 2020

15mins

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423: Motion Sickness

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In this episode we discuss OnlyFans, sea legs, and the perfect NYC date.

For more IF I WERE YOU check out bonus Thursday video episodes on our Patreon.com/JA!

Feb 24 2020

42mins

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422: Worms (w/Rose McIver!)

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Friend and voice of Headgum Rose McIver is in the studio discussing salads, weddings, and MSN Messenger.

For more IF I WERE YOU check out bonus video Thursday episodes on our Patreon.com/JA.

Feb 17 2020

43mins

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421: Thick Chicken (w/Geoff and Reilly!)

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Newest Headgum podcasters Geoffrey James and Reilly Anspaugh are in the studio to discuss Twitter names, career advice, and eating food like an adult.

And for more, check out Geoff and Reilly's new podcast Review Revue on Headgum!

Feb 10 2020

55mins

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420: Road Hand (w/Ana Nicolich!)

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Friend and fellow Headgum podcaster Ana from Twinnovation joins us to discuss new dudes, old nudes, and using speakerphone in public.

For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA!

Feb 03 2020

47mins

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419: Stinky Penis

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In this episode we discuss terrible Tinder messages and the new slate of Headgum podcasts! And then we name a baby, of course. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA

(Note: This was recorded before Kobe's passing. RIP!)

Jan 27 2020

44mins

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iTunes Ratings

4333 Ratings
Average Ratings
4151
72
44
28
38

Amazing super funny podcast

By Nate22019 - Apr 26 2020
Read more
These guys are hilarious and each episode is great to listen to whenever and wherever.

Coyly,

By JimmyNalle - Jan 08 2020
Read more
Best part about my monday!