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Podtoid: Destructoid's Video Game Podcast

Join your favorite Destructoid editors as we discuss the latest greatest video games and our other inane obsessions.

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Podtoid 311: The Fallout 4 S.P.E.C.I.A.L.

Destructoid Managing Editor Jordan Devore and PCWorld's Hayden Dingman join the program to discuss the most-anticipated game of the year, Bethesda's Fallout 4.

1hr

9 Nov 2015

Rank #1

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Podtoid 264: Phil Collins' Beautiful Meaty Flesh

On this week's show, the gang become the Flava Flav to Phil Collins' Public Enemy, Jonathan Holmes stars in a spiritual successor to Despicable Me, a verbal bangin' contract is hashed out, Willem Dafoe coaches the genitals, and a child's life is on the line when The Prophecy is reenacted in Boston.  Elsewhere, Jim tries to avoid discussing Mario & Luigi: Dream Team, Saints Row's inconsistent confidence is discussed, and Waluigi gets a little dose of recognition. All these things, and a drinking game, are yours to enjoy!

2hr 23mins

8 Aug 2013

Rank #2

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Podtoid 322: Football or Gay Porn?

The gang talks A Boy and His Blob, fighting games (Street Fighter V, Nitroplus Blasterz, EVO), Mojang's new game Cobalt, games in our digital libraries we want to get rid of, which current generation console is best, and a trivia game about whether certain titles are football-related or gay porn movies.

1hr 4mins

7 Feb 2016

Rank #3

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Podtoid 100: Podtoid 100

Yay. You can listen to it here, or subscribe to us on iTunes.- Do you people really want a Sportstoid podcast? Really? - Adam Dork's Podtoid soundboard- We retrospect the hell out of everything- Why the hell is Topher on this podcast - Samit is the new Tiff This week's swag bag goes to Okstuke, because I couldn't pronounce his name and tried to excuse it with a racist comment. Thanks for listening, guys. Also, attached is a picture of Brad Nicholson's guns.

1hr 45mins

19 May 2009

Rank #4

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Podtoid 329: Tom Clancy's The Division

Now that The Division has been out in the wild for a couple weeks, a few of us Destructoid staffers have convened for a round table about Ubisoft's fancy new shooter.

47mins

22 Mar 2016

Rank #5

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Podtoid 357: Big Boat and Li'l Yachty

In this episode of Podtoid, Brett is away, so Kenny Redublo and Myles Cox join Steven Hansen and Darren Nakamura to talk about the big news in games today. We touch on Thumper, Watch Dogs 2, Red Dead Redemption 2, Nintendo Switch, and the viability for any and all of those things to exist inside the anal cavity. We round out the show with a surprisingly apolitical SATPOTPAQ and a Podtoid Hot Dish mashing up Red Dead with other video game franchises.

1hr 36mins

21 Oct 2016

Rank #6

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Podtoid 361: The Resident Evil 7 Spoilercast

Steven Hansen, Brett Makedonski, and Zack Furniss chat with Capcom's Associate Brand Manager Tim Turi about all things Resident Evil 7 biohazard. It's a full spoilercast, so don't listen if you haven't finished the game! As a bonus, you can listen to Steven's roommate cook and eat in the background.

1hr 6mins

28 Jan 2017

Rank #7

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Episode 359: The Podtoid Companion App

It's time for The Game Awards predictions! Steven Hansen, Brett Makedonski, and Darren Nakamura gather to prognosticate on what will win at Geoff Keighley's trying-to-be-respectable award show, and to lament what should actually win. Then we hit some listener questions, do a SATPOTPAQ, and finish off with a Hot Dish word game involving dropped letters.

1hr 8mins

1 Dec 2016

Rank #8

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Podtoid 368: Botched Circumcision

In this episode of Podtoid, Steven Hansen, Brett Makedonski, and Darren Nakamura get together to talk about What Remains of Edith Finch, Scanner Sombre, machinima, Juicero, and circumcisions. Darren still holds a commanding lead in this week's SATPOTPAQ, but perhaps Brett will begin to strike back. Then we end the show on a Hot Dish full of very bad singing.

1hr 11mins

27 Apr 2017

Rank #9

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Podtoid 165: Guys Who Like Pies

This week's Podtoid introduces The Piemasters' Guild (by royal appointment). They are manly men who love pie and pie-related paraphenalia. We also talk about PAX, including Destructoid Live 2, hugging Michael Pachter, and drunken conversations about Haunted Star Wars. Oh, and Max gets punched in the face by his cat.  In terms of videogame discussion, we chat about Skyrim, Aliens: Infestation and Dead Island. Indeed, this is a hearty pie of inane chat, baked in a crust of fine gaming delights. Get me another flaggon of ale, sirrah!

2hr 15mins

1 Sep 2011

Rank #10

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Podtoid 163: Jonathan Holmes' Hospital of Monsters

On this week's episode of Podtoid, the gang quizzes Jonathan Holmes about his "real" social worker job and the various creatures he has to look after. We also pitch a new sitcom for Voldemort, discuss the power of offensive language, examine why Russian games are upsetting, and laugh at the time Max Scoville was whipped in a cat cage.  On the videogame front, we talk about Dead Island, El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron, S.T.A.L.K.E.R and the semen that will eventually cover my review copy of Deus Ex: Human Revolution. All this and (far too) much more will be unveiled on the latest show!

2hr 29mins

17 Aug 2011

Rank #11

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Podtoid 369: British People Can Say Cunt

In this episode of Podtoid, independent developer Alex Rose joins Steven Hansen, Brett Makedonski, and Ray Porreca to talk about his recently released game Super Rude Bear Resurrection and game development in general. Additional topics include British swear words, a stolen lawnmower, a terrible bird pun, and the seemingly neverending saga of Brett and his gangbangs. The episode caps out with another edition of SATPOTPAQ tailor-made for its participants.

1hr 16mins

8 May 2017

Rank #12

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Podtoid 208: It's Covered in Weeping Sores

On this week's edition of Podtoid, new regular co-host Conrad Zimmerman joins Jim and Jonathan for a rip-roaring round of chat including a moral dilemma involving miniature human poop, the magic words that make any horrible situation okay, and a brand new Willem Dafoe movie pitch that involves steamy romance and eight-legged vocal chords.  Elsewhere, we chat about iPads for a bit, we discuss Resident Evil 6, fondly remember Pikmin 2 and plan to replay that sweet sweet Grandia. We also can't resist slagging off Batman: Arkham Asylum on Wii U again, because that's always fun, and there's rage to be had over the way Square Enix pronounces things. All this and more on Podtoid!

2hr 13mins

4 Jul 2012

Rank #13

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Podtoid 206: The Meanest Cum In The West

On this week's edition of Podtoid, the gang discusses how to build and operate a Wild West saloon/brothel while avoiding the long arm of the law, the sociopathy involved in lying about videogames, and whether or not the Crypt Keeper was deeply unhappy with his life.  Elsewhere, we chat about objectification and Lollipop Chainsaw, the idea of Nintendo putting marketing above creativity, and make ample fun of the rumor that Willem Dafoe might be in Beyond: Two Souls. All this and much more, only on Podtoid!

2hr

20 Jun 2012

Rank #14

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Podtoid 205: Chicken Chungus Vampire Sex Surprise

Podtoid is back from E3 and there are plans to hunt vampire afoot! They are definitely vampires, so don't ever worry about anything you might otherwise think. Elsewhere, we discuss marketing bones to children, and whether or not we focus too much on a certain co-hosts anus.  Plenty of post-E3 discussion is had, including a rating of the "big three" press conferences, the wonder that is Wonderbook, and whether or not Nintendo is selling itself correctly. That, and there's a delicious little bit of commentary concerning touch and motion controls. All this and more, only on Podtoid!

2hr 35mins

13 Jun 2012

Rank #15

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Podtoid 374: The Melty Boys take on E3 2017

On this episode of Podtoid, the crew gets a new nickname in "The Melty Boys," but mostly Steven Hansen and Brett Makedonski talk about their escapades at E3 2017. Darren Nakamura joins to inject how things looked from the outside, and also to bring his special brand of handsomeness and class. Games mentioned are Super Mario Odyssey, Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle, Metal Gear Survive, Anthem, and Destiny 2. The episode caps off with some listener question quick hits, a productive round of SATPOTPAQ, and a Hot Dish featuring words with three E's in them.

1hr 27mins

23 Jun 2017

Rank #16

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Podtoid 207: Art Games

On a very debate-fueled Podtoid, the gang is joined by Conrad Zimmerman to discuss art games, Tokyo drifting, art games, the meaning of Nintendo's words, art games, and art games. Also art games. Art games art games art games.  Art games.  Art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art gamesart games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games art games Strawberry Fontaine. 

2hr 7mins

27 Jun 2012

Rank #17

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Podtoid 160: The Lust Gurney

On this week's episode of Podtoid, we worry about crossing the line as it takes us discussing animal cruelty, weird pornography, and Captain Planet before there's even a danger of videogame discussion. Even then, we get sidetracked by the exploits of two imagined inbred aristocrats who indulge their every sordid sexual fantasy.  When videogames are nailed down, we talk about From Dust, Freddy Krueger in Mortal Kombat and Capcom haters. If you can spot those topics among everything else, you win a prize! As always, you can subscribe on iTunes or RSS, get our Android app, or download directly!

2hr 18mins

27 Jul 2011

Rank #18

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Podtoid 376: Ugly Baby Poo Colored Balls

Oh boy, it's a slow week for video games, which means it's a great week for just hanging out and talking about whatever comes to mind. These include topics such as Geoff Keighley being video games' press secretary and how being Twitter verified allows freedom to be an asshole. There was some video game talk, like our new YouTube Channel Dtoid Fights, which currently has streams of the D-Team running around in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. Look for more there. There was also some Destiny 2 beta talk, but Darren's unscrupulous captors only allowed him about a minute to talk about that. After that were some listener questions about the upcoming PAX West thing, the weekly SATPOTPAQ, and a Podtoid Hot Dish focused on the moon.

1hr 15mins

22 Jul 2017

Rank #19

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Podtoid 159: Voldemort's Opium Den

On this week's edition of Podtoid, the crew commissions a remake of Miamia Vice, officially declares that heroin isn't a big deal, and puts Voldemort in charge of an opium den with his good friend, Emperor Palpatine. You really can't get much better than that! Oh wait, you can! We also discuss John Carmack's assertion that his job isn't to innovative, and whether or not we truly despise the Nintendo 3DS. All this and much, much more are covered in a little over two hours of pure, unfettered drivel from Destructoid's motley crew of abnormal wastrels. 

2hr 12mins

20 Jul 2011

Rank #20