Timescanner reads from the Owner's Manual for Human Emotions and discusses the Library of Alexandria.

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Written and produced by Richard R Penner.

The amazing music for this episode is by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Matthew Schoendorff. Find more of their music at:
Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.com
Dr Quandary www.DoctorQuandary.com
Aliceffekt www.aliceffekt.bandcamp.com
Matthew Schoendorff www.matthewschoendorff.com/

The Comet Breeder

The Timescanner interviews astrobiologist and comet breeder Vega Bancroft about her time captaining space pirates, making boots from killer eels, and helping comets get it on. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Guest star Eva Giselle. Music by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt, and Matthew Schoendorff. Find out more at www.theinfinitenow.org

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Timescanner discusses the results of Infinite Monkey experiments.

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Written and produced by Richard R Penner.

Music for this episode is by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Matthew Schoendorff. Find more of their music at:
Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.com
Dr Quandary www.DoctorQuandary.com
Aliceffekt www.aliceffekt.bandcamp.com
Matthew Schoendorff www.matthewschoendorff.com/

This episode also featured music by Dana Boule. Find more of her music at www.danaboule.com

Short transmission from the Timescanner concerning whether or not you are succeeding at life. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Noises by Psychic Mold. The voice of the Time Crystal Interface is Esther Adaire. This episode also features music by Brad Smith.

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Short transmission from the Timescanner concerning the origin of keys and your Time Agent assignment for this week. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold.

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The Infinite Now's Halloween Special is interrupted by an evil force.

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Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Guest starring Alexander Danner of Greater Boston.

The amazing music for this episode is by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Matthew Schoendorff. Find more of their music at:
Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.com
Dr Quandary www.DoctorQuandary.com
Aliceffekt www.aliceffekt.bandcamp.com
Matthew Schoendorff www.matthewschoendorff.com/

It's time for the unlikely to start happening.

Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold and Dr. Quandary.

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A special Leap Day transmission from The Timescanner. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold and Matthew Schoendorff.

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A transmission from the Timescanner concerning a letter to humanity found on the Moon. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, and Aliceffekt.

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Timescanner discusses machine intelligence and how your sex life may improve after you die.

Written and produced by Richard R Penner.

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music  by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Matthew Schoendorff. Find more of their music at:
Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.com
Dr Quandary www.DoctorQuandary.com
Aliceffekt www.aliceffekt.bandcamp.com

FEBRUARY 2ND IS TIME LOOP AWARENESS DAY AND TIMESCANNER HAS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO COINCIDE.

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written and produced by Richard Penner
Music by Aliceffekt aliceffekt.bandcamp.com
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PSYCHIC MOLD psychicmold.bandcamp.com

Hear TIMESCANNER's intro track to the hip hop album JUKEBOX BUDDHA by Doctor Quandary.

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Get it at www.doctorquandary.com
More info at www.theinfinitenow.org

Timescanner avoids answering a mailbag question by expounding the argument that knowing is overrated. In the process he tells us about the League of the Secret Knot, an ancient secret society created by early Time Agents.

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Written and performed by Richard R Penner.Music by Psychic Mold , ALICEFFEKT, Matthew Schoendorff, and Dr Quandary 
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Timescanner gives advice on how to be remembered after you are gone.

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Written and performed by Richard R Penner.Music by Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.com and Dr Quandary www.DoctorQuandary.com
For more information go to www.theinfinitenow.org. Want more episodes? Donate to our patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=254904

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Relationship advice from a man trapped in a time crystal just outside of time who hasn't seen another human face in centuries.
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Written and performed by Richard R Penner.Music by Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.com and Dr Quandary www.DoctorQuandary.com
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TIMESCANNER wants you to help mutate language.

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The amazing music for this episode is by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Matthew Schoendorff. Find more of their music at:

Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.comDr Quandary www.DoctorQuandary.comAliceffekt www.aliceffekt.bandcamp.comMatthew Schoendorff www.matthewschoendorff.com/

Live fast, die young, and leave a weird ghost. A new transmission from the Timescanner.

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Written and performed by Richard R Penner
Music by Psychic Mold
More info at www.theinfinitenow.org

TIME HUNTERS are out to kill you, dear listener. Help is on the way in the form of this transtemporal audio transmission. Good luck.

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The amazing music for this episode is by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Matthew Schoendorff. Find more of their music at:

Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.comDr Quandary www.DoctorQuandary.comAliceffekt www.aliceffekt.bandcamp.comMatthew Schoendorff www.matthewschoendorff.com/

TIMESCANNER is interviewed by David Rheinstrom on an episode of Radio Drama Revival. They discuss knitting, Timescanner's relationship to the Time Bureau, Art movements of the vast future, and what to eat in Atlantis.

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Go to Radio Drama Revival's podcast feed to hear a companion interview between David and Infinite Now creator Richard R Penner. More info at www.radiodramarevival.com

Produced by Richard R Penner. Interview improvised by Richard Penner and David Rheinstrom.
The amazing music for this episode is by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Matthew Schoendorff. Find more of their music at:Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.comDr Quandary www.DoctorQuandary.comAliceffekt www.aliceffekt.bandcamp.comMatthew Schoendorff www.matthewschoendorff.com/
The Radio Drama Revival theme is by DJ Stranger Danger
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Your Aunt Beth has developed her own method of divination using polaroids and decorative paper: precognitive scrapbooking.

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Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Your Aunt Beth was performed by Rita Penner.

The amazing music for this episode is by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Matthew Schoendorff. Find more of their music at:
Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.com
Dr Quandary www.DoctorQuandary.com
Aliceffekt www.aliceffekt.bandcamp.com
Matthew Schoendorff www.matthewschoendorff.com/

TIMESCANNER SENDS TIME AGENT X-RAY TO AN INTERGALACTIC FARMERS MARKET.

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Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Featuring the voices of Richard Penner, Dan Manning, Chris Bollinger, Iri Alexander, Alexander Danner, and Hari Rai Khalsa.

Music for this episode is by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, and Aliceffekt. Find more of their music at:
Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.com
Dr Quandary www.DoctorQuandary.com
Aliceffekt www.aliceffekt.bandcamp.com

Timescanner discusses the results of Infinite Monkey experiments.

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Written and produced by Richard R Penner.

Music for this episode is by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Matthew Schoendorff. Find more of their music at:
Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.com
Dr Quandary www.DoctorQuandary.com
Aliceffekt www.aliceffekt.bandcamp.com
Matthew Schoendorff www.matthewschoendorff.com/

This episode also featured music by Dana Boule. Find more of her music at www.danaboule.com

The Infinite Now's Halloween Special is interrupted by an evil force.

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Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Guest starring Alexander Danner of Greater Boston.

The amazing music for this episode is by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Matthew Schoendorff. Find more of their music at:
Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.com
Dr Quandary www.DoctorQuandary.com
Aliceffekt www.aliceffekt.bandcamp.com
Matthew Schoendorff www.matthewschoendorff.com/

Timescanner discusses machine intelligence and how your sex life may improve after you die.

Written and produced by Richard R Penner.

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music  by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Matthew Schoendorff. Find more of their music at:
Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.com
Dr Quandary www.DoctorQuandary.com
Aliceffekt www.aliceffekt.bandcamp.com

Timescanner reads from the Owner's Manual for Human Emotions and discusses the Library of Alexandria.

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Written and produced by Richard R Penner.

The amazing music for this episode is by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Matthew Schoendorff. Find more of their music at:
Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.com
Dr Quandary www.DoctorQuandary.com
Aliceffekt www.aliceffekt.bandcamp.com
Matthew Schoendorff www.matthewschoendorff.com/

Timescanner answers a letter from The Infinite Now mailbag concerning the true nature of cats.. Written and produced by Richard R Penner.

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The amazing music for this episode was by Kay Faraday, Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, and Aliceffekt. Find more of their music at:

Kay Faraday https://soundcloud.com/kayfaraday
Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.com
Dr Quandary www.DoctorQuandary.com
Aliceffekt www.aliceffekt.bandcamp.com

A transmission from the Timescanner concerning a letter to humanity found on the Moon. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, and Aliceffekt.

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Short transmission from the Timescanner concerning the coming war and the point at which humankind divides. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold and Aliceffekt.

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Short transmission from the Timescanner concerning the origin of keys and your Time Agent assignment for this week. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold.

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A special Leap Day transmission from The Timescanner. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold and Matthew Schoendorff.

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