Rank #1: Episode 260: Dynasty Warriors 3
A beloved series, and a beloved genre of game which doesn't care about making you want to play it.
Aug 27 2018
Rank #2: Episode 135: Duke Nukem Forever
At last we find it, a game that's not just underwhelming... but also actively evil.
Apr 04 2016
Rank #3: Episode 129: Nightmare Creatures
Discussion of this highly adequate proto-Bloodborne segues into nightmare therapy.
Feb 22 2016
Rank #4: Episode 263: Donald Duck: Going Quackers
He's too angry to articulate how angry he is, which just makes him angrier. He is the architect of his own perfect Hell.
Sep 17 2018
Rank #5: Episode 133: The Three Stooges
The Attic Stooge is like a hot tub or pool. Even if you don't use it yourself, you keep it around for the resale value.
Mar 21 2016
Rank #6: Episode 253: Beavis and Butthead
Children can be so cruel, and frequently they are.
Jul 09 2018
Rank #7: Episode 176: Castlevania 64
It's a black sheep, ugly duckling, awkward teen. It's Castlevania 64, and we use it to talk about weird sex.
Jan 16 2017
Rank #8: Episode 138: The You Testament
A bold and unpredictable creative culmination.
Apr 25 2016
Rank #9: Episode 5: J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Volume 1
I don't remember the part of Lord of the Rings where Frodo got a sword that would turn things into skeletons... let alone, I don't think he had it in Hobbitton. But that's the least of our worries, as we try and ignore the bitchin' tunes and talk about how weird this action RPG is.
Mar 07 2013
Rank #10: Episode 14: Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
Michael Jackson put out a game where the objective is to collect as many children as possible. Don't worry, we make the obvious jokes as soon as possible. We continue the streak of Abject Suffering games about known sex offenders. Got any suggestions for others?
Jul 03 2013
Rank #11: Episode 252: Die Hard Trilogy
A jam-packed three-pack of crap.
Jul 02 2018
Rank #12: Episode 217: American Truck Simulator
10-4 we got a bear in the hoopty stripe. Hopalong to the med-bay for some snackattacks
Oct 30 2017
Rank #13: Episode 128: Faceball 2000
Listen in for Gary's most incredulous reaction to Kole yet.
Feb 15 2016
Rank #14: Episode 255: Garfield Kart
Come on in, come to the racing game where the fun never begins.
Jul 23 2018
Rank #15: Episode 194: Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
Don't leave your music on shuffle during sex if the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers theme song is in your library.
May 22 2017
Rank #16: Episode 301: Ghostbusters (NES)
Gary's favorite game of all time. He will go to the mat to defend this game.
Jun 10 2019
Rank #17: Episode 137: Day Dreamin' Davey
Will Hughes of the AV Club joins us to talk about Christian Slater, and we spend a little time going on an incredibly mundane flight of fancy with a kid who came unprepared to school.
Special Guest: Will Hughes.
Apr 18 2016
Rank #18: Episode 226: Shadow the Hedgehog
We hadn't done a mainline Sonic game for Abject Suffering before, so we're happy that our first one is a doozy.
Jan 01 2018
Rank #19: Episode 266: Nintendo World Cup
Action sports with a martial edge, dropping soccer bombs on an endless goal.
Oct 09 2018
Rank #20: Episode 308: Genital Jousting
Get okay with penetration!
Jul 29 2019