A sequel made for literally nobody, in an attempt to make a game for everybody.Support Abject Suffering

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516: King’s Quest 8: The Mask of Eternity

Van Helsing is actually the doctor. The character is Van Helsing's monster.Support Abject Suffering

Van Helsing is actually the doctor. The character is Van Helsing's monster.<a href="http://patreon.com/duckfeedtv" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support Abject Suffering</a>

515: Van Helsing

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514: Shadow Blasters

Personally, I'm not really sure how, exactly, Hell runs.Support Abject Suffering

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513: RLH: Run Like Hell

Despite it's original and unique title, you have heard the story of this game before.Support Abject Suffering

Despite it's original and unique title, you have heard the story of this game before.<a href="http://patreon.com/duckfeedtv" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support Abject Suffering</a>

512: Monkey Magic

Game Introduction Finish one labyrinth and you will be rewarded with a picture of the top half of a woman. Complete two labyrinths to be able to view the entire picture which is approximately 2.5 times larger than the screen. Move the joystick up and down to pan across the image. The game has 15 pictures and a total of 30 stages.Support Abject Suffering

Game Introduction Finish one labyrinth and you will be rewarded with a picture of the top half of a woman. Complete two labyrinths to be able to view the entire picture which is approximately 2.5 times larger than the screen. Move the joystick up and down to pan across the image. The game has 15 pictures and a total of 30 stages.<a href="http://patreon.com/duckfeedtv" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support Abject Suffering</a>

511: Mad Donna

Not a typo.<a href="http://patreon.com/duckfeedtv" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support Abject Suffering</a>

510: Poinie's Poin

I hope nobody finds out that I eat like one or two Uncrustables a week.Support Abject Suffering

I hope nobody finds out that I eat like one or two Uncrustables a week.<a href="http://patreon.com/duckfeedtv" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support Abject Suffering</a>

509: Umbrella Corps.

It's Edcruciating.Support Abject Suffering

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508: Ed Edd 'n Eddy: The MisEdventures (PS2)

Okay, but imagine more muscles. More. MORE, DAMN YOU!Support Abject Suffering

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507: Muscle Giants

This is a podcast that's nominally about bad games. In reality, it's about the horror of daily life, GameFAQs Gold, strange combatants in the battle of Good vs. Evil, and a singular patriarch known only as Crick. Every Monday, Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross choose a game at random from the titles submitted by listeners, play it, and venture off on a freeform discussion that winds between the topic at hand, and the absurd.

i always forget that climate change is happening, happy this show reminds me three times a month

at least we've got video games!

You need the Griddler but does the Griddler truly need you? Think about it.

Concerning Griddler

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It's a black sheep, ugly duckling, awkward teen. It's Castlevania 64, and we use it to talk about weird sex.Support Abject Suffering

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Episode 176: Castlevania 64

Being on a weekly format, we've had to cut some corners. Syndication is tough, so in order to keep our quality consistent (if mediocre), we've farmed the creation of these shows out to a network of corporate subsidiaries. Stay tuned for the reveal of Gary and Kole alarm clocks and calendars. It's a living!Support Abject Suffering

Being on a weekly format, we've had to cut some corners. Syndication is tough, so in order to keep our quality consistent (if mediocre), we've farmed the creation of these shows out to a network of corporate subsidiaries. Stay tuned for the reveal of Gary and Kole alarm clocks and calendars. It's a living!<a href="http://patreon.com/duckfeedtv" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support Abject Suffering</a>

Episode 39: A Week of Garfield

We hadn't done a mainline Sonic game for Abject Suffering before, so we're happy that our first one is a doozy.Support Abject Suffering

We hadn't done a mainline Sonic game for Abject Suffering before, so we're happy that our first one is a doozy.<a href="http://patreon.com/duckfeedtv" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support Abject Suffering</a>

Episode 226: Shadow the Hedgehog

Come with us to a time before sound, when dancing cats were no longer condemned as signs of witchcraft, even though they carried bags of tricks. To a time where Kole, unstuck in time, actually liked Felix the Cat at a young age. To a time when we play an amazing platformer on this show that is ostensibly about bad games.Support Abject Suffering

Come with us to a time before sound, when dancing cats were no longer condemned as signs of witchcraft, even though they carried bags of tricks. To a time where Kole, unstuck in time, actually liked Felix the Cat at a young age. To a time when we play an amazing platformer on this show that is ostensibly about bad games.<a href="http://patreon.com/duckfeedtv" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support Abject Suffering</a>

Episode 38: Felix the Cat

I don't remember the part of Lord of the Rings where Frodo got a sword that would turn things into skeletons... let alone, I don't think he had it in Hobbitton. But that's the least of our worries, as we try and ignore the bitchin' tunes and talk about how weird this action RPG is.Support Abject Suffering

I don't remember the part of Lord of the Rings where Frodo got a sword that would turn things into skeletons... let alone, I don't think he had it in Hobbitton. But that's the least of our worries, as we try and ignore the bitchin' tunes and talk about how weird this action RPG is.<a href="http://patreon.com/duckfeedtv" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support Abject Suffering</a>

Episode 5: J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Volume 1

Michael Jackson put out a game where the objective is to collect as many children as possible. Don't worry, we make the obvious jokes as soon as possible. We continue the streak of Abject Suffering games about known sex offenders. Got any suggestions for others?Support Abject Suffering

Michael Jackson put out a game where the objective is to collect as many children as possible. Don't worry, we make the obvious jokes as soon as possible. We continue the streak of Abject Suffering games about known sex offenders. Got any suggestions for others?<a href="http://patreon.com/duckfeedtv" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support Abject Suffering</a>

Episode 14: Michael Jackson's Moonwalker

10-4 we got a bear in the hoopty stripe. Hopalong to the med-bay for some snackattacksSupport Abject Suffering

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Episode 217: American Truck Simulator

Journey with us to the heart of blandness. Watch for the polygons, they're extra sharp this time of year.Support Abject Suffering

Journey with us to the heart of blandness. Watch for the polygons, they're extra sharp this time of year.<a href="http://patreon.com/duckfeedtv" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support Abject Suffering</a>

Episode 107: Quest 64

David Cage is back on his bullshit.Support Abject Suffering

David Cage is back on his bullshit.<a href="http://patreon.com/duckfeedtv" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support Abject Suffering</a>

Episode 289: Beyond: Two Souls

It's a game that will make you physically ill, and ideologically queasy!Support Abject Suffering

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Episode 155: South Park

Script Treatment: Duck Generations. EXT. -- DAY: Donald, Scrooge, Darkwing, and Jason Alexander waddle into a liquor store, shades perched precariously on their bill. Each squawks incomprehensibly, as if trying to out-fury each other. ECU on a nervous clerk's face as they flock toward the corn liquor. The streets would be rowdy.Support Abject Suffering

Script Treatment: Duck Generations. EXT. -- DAY: Donald, Scrooge, Darkwing, and Jason Alexander waddle into a liquor store, shades perched precariously on their bill. Each squawks incomprehensibly, as if trying to out-fury each other. ECU on a nervous clerk's face as they flock toward the corn liquor. The streets would be rowdy.<a href="http://patreon.com/duckfeedtv" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support Abject Suffering</a>

Episode 49: Darkwing Duck

Chris Khatami comes to us with an excuse to talk about Goldeneye 007. Don't tweet at us saying this shouldn't be on the show. Go to Chris' comedy festival in Portland! It's taking place the weekend after Thanksgiving. It's the Ha-Ha-Harvest Comedy Festival.Support Abject Suffering

Chris Khatami comes to us with an excuse to talk about Goldeneye 007. Don't tweet at us saying this shouldn't be on the show. <a href="http://www.hahaharvestcomedyfest.com/about/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Go to Chris' comedy festival in Portland! It's taking place the weekend after Thanksgiving. It's the Ha-Ha-Harvest Comedy Festival.</a><a href="http://patreon.com/duckfeedtv" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support Abject Suffering</a>

Episode 324: Goldeneye 007 (We Know It's Good)

Welcome to the series finale of Abject Suffering, because we'll never find anything better than this. Pack it up and turn out the lights, Cheers-style.Support Abject Suffering

Welcome to the series finale of Abject Suffering, because we'll never find anything better than this. Pack it up and turn out the lights, Cheers-style.<a href="http://patreon.com/duckfeedtv" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support Abject Suffering</a>

Episode 105: The Zoo Race

Faster than a frightened cockroach. More powerful than my aversion to the sun. Able to disappoint your parents in a single loan. It's Superman 64!Support Abject Suffering

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Episode 37: Superman 64

They did the Crash Bash, it was a mediocre smash.Support Abject Suffering

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Episode 243: Crash Bash

We know this is a good game. We're just overwhelmed.Support Abject Suffering

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Episode 209: Dwarf Fortress

It's the 100th episode, so it only makes sense that we talk about Action 52. Numerlogically, of course. Let's consider the rippling chests of the Cheetahmen, while we record live in front of our most loyal Patreon backers.Support Abject Suffering

It's the 100th episode, so it only makes sense that we talk about Action 52. Numerlogically, of course. Let's consider the rippling chests of the Cheetahmen, while we record live in front of our most loyal Patreon backers.<a href="http://patreon.com/duckfeedtv" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support Abject Suffering</a>

Episode 100: Action 52

Gate 1 darkness the world of demons  Gate 2 my guards are watching you  Gate 3 only evil lives here  Gate 4 theres no way out  Gate 5 feel the fire  Gate 6 pick up your weapons and fight  And dance with the devilSupport Abject Suffering

Gate 1 darkness the world of demons Gate 2 my guards are watching you Gate 3 only evil lives here Gate 4 theres no way out Gate 5 feel the fire Gate 6 pick up your weapons and fight And dance with the devil<a href="http://patreon.com/duckfeedtv" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support Abject Suffering</a>

Episode 111: Mortal Kombat: Special Forces

Gotta say this will be a weird one, Syrg. It's a dicey thing to talk about, hopefully we treat the subject matter with a respect that is completely lacking in the original product.Support Abject SufferingLinks:GBDNATE FAQ — A rundown of some of the goofier parts of the game's development.

Gotta say this will be a weird one, Syrg. It's a dicey thing to talk about, hopefully we treat the subject matter with a respect that is completely lacking in the original product.<a href="http://patreon.com/duckfeedtv" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support Abject Suffering</a>Links:<ul><li><a href="https://sensualareola.wordpress.com/2014/06/27/steam-is-a-circus-run-by-charlantans/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">GBDNATE FAQ</a> — A rundown of some of the goofier parts of the game's development.</li></ul>

Episode 163: Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme

It's a dark night for the world... Mandatory Municipal Pepsi has rendered the entire population diabetic, and only one man, Captain Novolin can save us. Eat the good aliens, and avoid the bad, and hope to Christ that you have enough blood.Support Abject Suffering

It's a dark night for the world... Mandatory Municipal Pepsi has rendered the entire population diabetic, and only one man, Captain Novolin can save us. Eat the good aliens, and avoid the bad, and hope to Christ that you have enough blood.<a href="http://patreon.com/duckfeedtv" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support Abject Suffering</a>

Episode 3: Captain Novolin

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