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Not for ickle Firsties! This definitely-adult Harry Potter podcast is full of spoilers, wild theories, nerdy insights, and plenty of mischief. Mischief Managed is refreshingly irreverent while maintaining a loving connection with the books, movies, and all things J.K. Rowling. We solemnly swear that we are up to no good, so adult language and content is to be expected.

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Not for ickle Firsties! This definitely-adult Harry Potter podcast is full of spoilers, wild theories, nerdy insights, and plenty of mischief. Mischief Managed is refreshingly irreverent while maintaining a loving connection with the books, movies, and all things J.K. Rowling. We solemnly swear that we are up to no good, so adult language and content is to be expected.

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A Happy Hufflepuff💛

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This is hands down one of the best Harry Potter podcasts. I’ve listened to a bunch of them, and this is the best of them all. I’m not a fan of the re-read HP podcasts, and this group of friends has mastered the art of talking about HP and making it fun, interesting, and relevant. This Hufflepuff is super happy to have these guys in my ear holes 💛🖤

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The best HP podcast out there

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192 Ratings
Average Ratings
159
14
4
2
13

A Happy Hufflepuff💛

By Cocoa1216 - Mar 01 2020
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This is hands down one of the best Harry Potter podcasts. I’ve listened to a bunch of them, and this is the best of them all. I’m not a fan of the re-read HP podcasts, and this group of friends has mastered the art of talking about HP and making it fun, interesting, and relevant. This Hufflepuff is super happy to have these guys in my ear holes 💛🖤

Love!

By breathing_water - Sep 28 2019
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The best HP podcast out there
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Mischief Managed Podcast: Your recommended dose of Harry Potter nonsense

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Not for ickle Firsties! This definitely-adult Harry Potter podcast is full of spoilers, wild theories, nerdy insights, and plenty of mischief. Mischief Managed is refreshingly irreverent while maintaining a loving connection with the books, movies, and all things J.K. Rowling. We solemnly swear that we are up to no good, so adult language and content is to be expected.

Rank #1: Episode 81 - We Need to Talk about Aurelius

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Bonjour, my pals. Welcome to another episode of Mischief Managed Podcast! In our intro, we talk about Love Day, sloths, and jam (maybe a little Potter news as well). Then it's on to our Meet your Messrs question where we choose who else would be a good main character in the Harry Potter series. Katie barely chooses, Laura wants a brainy POV, Craig likes Giants, and Kate wins. Then we move on to our Topic: Aurelius Dumbledore and the clusterfuck it symbolizes. We chat about fan theories, obscuruses, confusing family trees, along with many gripes. Then it's on to a very Ravenclaw Quizlaur, an upbeat Gryffindor, and a Marry/Boff/Kill that is both nice and sad.

Feb 22 2019

1hr 49mins

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Rank #2: Episode 27 - 50 Shades of Green

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The Malf-boy who Lived!
We've got a special guest straight from the hometown of Shania Twain or Tim Horton... or whatever. It's our studio audience, Tess! She tells us of a surprising patronus test and a bunch of lies from her childhood. Then we do a heart-warming Meet Your Podcasters which reveals what Amortentia would smell like to us. Now we're on to the topic: Draco Malfoy! We really dig deep into a serious character analysis. And then we talk about an internet sex quiz. Next we have a deep Fry-ed Cast Away, a serious Quizzle, a double underrated character(s), a proud Slytherin, and a House-themed duo Marry/Boff/Kill. Here is your audio pudding... PS! There's a companion of all things we referenced on our Patreon!

Jan 13 2017

1hr 53mins

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Rank #3: Episode 3 - Muggleborns, Young Wizards, and Mennonites!

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Back for more, I see! This time on Mischief Managed, we pick our subjects at Hogwarts in Meet Your Podcasters, and finally ask the big question, "Are Mennonites Wizards?". Yes, we only tackle the important stuff here! Next up, there's some rampant speculation about Muggleborns in Hogwarts which eventually leads to "what did wizard kids do before going to school?". Craig laments his lost dreams of the NHL and Kate thinks Maths are a joke. Then it's our snappy segments, including: Quiz by Craig, an underrated hottie, a heroic Slytherin, and a Marry/Boff/Kill that will make you throw up in your mouth a little bit!

Feb 16 2016

45mins

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Rank #4: Episode 5 - A Tale of Two Ginny's

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We welcome back our beloved Laura to the podcast with welcoming words of welcome. Then we shatter your illusions of our perfection with our first official "Fudge Up". Pobody's Nerfect. On our Meet Your Podcaster's we talk quidditch. We agree that quaffle and bludger are funny words. Then it's straight into our topic in which we discuss Book Ginny vs. Movie Ginny. Did you want to hear us say "fleshed out" again? Me neither, but what can you do? And much to Katie's dismay, Craig is still obsessed with a certain character's moustache. Next up, Laura has a moment of Pottermore vindication and we talk common rooms and hybrids. We quiz, we appreciate, we slither; you know the drill! And finally a Marry/Boff/Kill that is a little hard on the old heart!

Mar 23 2016

48mins

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Rank #5: Episode 7 - All About That Snape

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Gotta lot of feelings? YOU'RE NOT ALONE
Hope you're not sick of awesome special guests because we have another awesome special guest! Jamie joins us on our longest episode yet! We get into House divisions and hybrids, The Babysitters Club, and Jamie's mysterious high school award. Next we move on to Meet Your Podcasters, in which we pick our own Golden Trio. Craig lays down some rules (most are broken immediately), we come up with a new version of a classic meme, and generally have a good time together. Then the fun stops as we get into our main topic: Snape. The Good? The Bad? The Understandably Greasy? Our feelings and opinions are not unlike a roller coaster at Canada's Wonderland (LOOK IT UP). Then, of course, it's back to our usual segments: A surprising quizzle, an underrepresented underrated character, a fancy af Slytherin, and a Marry/Boff/Kill that is weird as always. Enjoy, my friends... And Enjoy my friends!!

Apr 20 2016

1hr 27mins

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Rank #6: Episode 78 - Chamberpot of Secrets (unedited)

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U NO POO or so it seems... Welcome back, to a sneak peak at an unedited episode for Patreon, released two days early! Todays episode is all about Wizards shitting themselves, because apparently that's where we are right now. This is what we choose to do with our time. Also, and more importantly, THE RESULTS OF THE 2018 HOUSE CUP ARE ANNOUNCED!
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Jan 09 2019

2hr 20mins

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Rank #7: Episode 24 - Remus? You barely know us!

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Absence makes the heart grow fonder, so... Let's just be friends, ok? JK, we love you forever. For our intro we hear all about Laura and Craig's magical trip to Orlando. They talk about dragon fire, the Hulk, and wands. Kate and Katie are jealous. Our topical Meet Your Podcasters question is all about Black Friday for wizards and Katie makes a terrible mistake. The topic for this episode is a character SHHHPOTLIGHT on Professor Remus Lupin. We talk in depth about his character and parts left out of the books. Here is where the feelings come out to play. We love Lupin. Next, it's a Cast Away that's oddly familiar, a Hollow Slytherin, a game of Bean roulette, knightly underrated character(s), and a Marry/Boff/Kill that doubles our disappointment.

Dec 02 2016

1hr 54mins

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Rank #8: Episode 4 - Fantastic Schools and Magical Beasts

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New Schools! New Movie! New friends! No Laura! For this episode we have a special guest, Stef! She's our first of many guest contributors to the podcast and we love her. She brought cupcakes. And while our dear Laura is away helping children, we concentrate on the important stuff: Deciding which imaginary magic school we like best!! Then on to our topic, the upcoming movie Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Craig takes issue with "No-Maj", Katie tries to do maths, Kate geeks out about creatures, and Stef brought cupcakes!!! Next it's a quiz, two underrated characters for the price of one, a funny slytherin, and another in our series of Marry/Fuck/Kills that will leave you feeling uncomfortable! What's not to love?

Mar 02 2016

1hr 6mins

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Rank #9: Episode 76 - SPOILER REVIEW - The Gripes of Cringelwald

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Neckbeards, ahoy!
One million spoilers await you, ye who enter here! Welcome to our spoiler review of Fantastic Beasts: Crimes of Grindelwald. To break the ice, we chat about the Lion King and the sneak peak of Wizards Unite. Then it's on to our Meet your Messrs question, which new character made the biggest impression, good or bad? Craig's is an unknown menace, Katie's is in the eye of the storm, Kate is being nice, and Laura likes things, too. Now it's on to the big one: The spoiler review. We take a long time and it feels like we barely scratch the surface of our feelings towards this movie. There are many gripes to be aired and some shining hopes along the way. Guard your heart. Here there be feels. We forgo the usual segments because we talked for hours! You've been warned.
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Nov 30 2018

2hr 29mins

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Rank #10: Episode 52 - The House that Dumbs Built

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Holiday Episode? No, Topic Down!
It’s a cozy day in the not too distant past, and the Messrs gathered to bring you some Holiday cheer! Hurry before Kate falls asleep! We have a short intro, but you know what they say, “No news is good podcasting!” I’m pretty sure I’ve got that right. We move on to a very in-depth Meet your Messrs question, in which we Found a 5th House in Hogwarts. Craig is a Northern loner, Laura likes the moon, Kate likes everything, and Katie is a hidden loner. There is no topic today, because the Messrs need a break, too! So we skip on down to a nerve-racking Quizzle, a kindly Cast Away, a Golden Slytherin, and a Marry/Boff/Kill/Secret Santa that pits four festive pals against each other. Merry Everyone!
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Dec 29 2017

1hr 9mins

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Rank #11: Episode 80 - Minervas of Steel

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Hello and welcome to another episode of Mischief Managed! This episode we begin with some pressing HP news (involving a certain car franchise. Wiiiiiiiink), becoming a second aunt, and how deeply cold it has been. Next we move on to our Meet Your Messrs question which asks "Which character (who has never been a teacher) would you want to teach a class at Hogwarts?". Then it's on to our main topic, which is all about Minerva McGonagall! The bad ass in the green cloak. Next, we move on to a Quizzle, a priestly Slytherin, a duo to Cast Away, and a Marry Both Kill that's a bit of a stretch. Love MMP

Feb 08 2019

1hr 28mins

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Rank #12: Episode 45 - Sort it Out

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Cut my school into pieces... This is my last re-sort.
Welcome to Craig's birthday! It's a fine Friday for podcasting and we get to all of your favourite reports. For our Meet Your Messrs question, we speculate on what our polyjuice potion would look and taste like. Katie is bitter and cold, Craig's is hard to define, Kate's is fresh to death, and Laura's is basic. Then it's on to our topic of Sorting! Get ready for a wild ride of fan theories, personal theories, AND we finally get to talk about bar graphs! Next it's a mental Quiz, a catch up with Devon, a ReSorted ReCast, a Slytherinish Slytherin, an underrated creature, and a Be/Banish/Befriend that is pretty domestic.
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Sep 22 2017

2hr 19mins

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Rank #13: Episode 54 - Kidding Around

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Childishness is next to Godliness
We have a familiar sounding special Guest this episode, James! We talk about his journey into Potter and read the wonderful robotically crafted chapter of HP fan fic. Beef women, amirite? Next for our Meet your Messrs question, we try to imagine ourselves as the bad guys. Kate is on brand, Katie shouldn’t teach, James goes for the big bad, and Craig traps Katie. Then it’s on to our topic: Child stars of Harry Potter. We discuss acting ability, casting choice, surprising level-headedness, and what they’re doing now. Then it’s on to an arresting Quizzle, a stand-up Slytherin, a tricky Cast Away, a ye olde Underrated Character, and a Marry/Boff/Kill of pretty ladies. In the end, we introduce Jess (FINALLY) and finish with some Scots!
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Jan 26 2018

1hr 45mins

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Rank #14: Episode 77 - Dumblewald

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Where is the Greater Good?
Welcome to another episode of Mischief Managed Podcast! We begin the episode with Holiday wishes and a big serving of humble pie to two of the Messrs. Too much confidence is a dangerous thing. Next it's on to a Meet your Messrs question that has been a bit mutated. We answer which X-Men-esque powers featured in CoG would we choose: Maledictus, Legilimency, or impenetrable shield charm (but for evil). Laura knows what she wants, Katie is a good influence, Craig is good at trivia, and Kate likes Katie best. Then we continue to our Topic, a Character spotlight on Dumbledore and Grindelwald in Crimes of Grindelwald. We chat about casting, acting, plot, blood pacts, and more nonsense. Then it's on to a festive Quizzle, a Help-ful Cast Away, a Piggy Slytherin, and a Be/Banish/Befriend that is Fantastic.
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Dec 14 2018

1hr 45mins

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Rank #15: Episode 53 - Art you Glud?!

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Intelligent (Production) Design
We’re back from the holidays and winter has arrived! We also have THE FIRST EVER MISCHIEF MANAGED PODCAST HOUSE CUP RESULTS!!!! So exciting, you guys. We also announce our House Prefects and Head Boy and Girl, listeners who have gone above and beyond in the last year. We love you. We love you like Dumbledore loves socks. EVERYONE LOVES SOCKS. I’m sorry for yelling, but I’m just really happy. Then it’s on to our Meet your Messrs question, where we answer which character we’d like to cosplay. Craig is a silver fox, Kate likes layers, Katie likes make-up, and Laura is on brand. Next we start our topic: Production design in Harry Potter. We discuss places, props, creatures, and other nouns. It’s fun, check it out. Then it’s a tricky Quiz, a switcheroo Cast Away, a switcheroo Slytherin, a well-connected Underrated Character, and a similar Marry/Boff/Kill. Thanks for an amazing year, you cute pieces of cake.

Jan 12 2018

1hr 31mins

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Rank #16: Episode 6 - The Noble and Most Ancient House of Blurgh

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A special guest who owns a special bar! Matt from The Lockhart in Toronto is joining us for a spell. We talk about English beaches, Pottermore sorting and, of course, the Space Jam website. On our Meet Your Podcasters we pick our favourite magical store. We find out Laura hates muggle socks and Craig needs a lame touchstone to determine reality. Our topic today is all about the Black family, from Sirius to Bellatrix and beyond! Kreacher makes Kate uncomfortable, Matt brings up a hilarious game, and Katie tries hard not to say "black sheep". We have an easy quiz, a complex underrated character, a wise-cracking Slytherin, and a Marry/Boff/Kill that gives you a hankering for some dad-bod

Apr 06 2016

1hr 15mins

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Rank #17: Episode 40 - Boo, You Horcrux...

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We have a grand ole time for you today! Our beloved Jamie is back and we talk about the Symphony, shuffling audiobooks, and the ultimate hybrid quiz. We also describe Jamie's gestures, which is entertaining for us and hopefully for you. Then we put on our proverbial marketing hats in order to rebrand our Houses for our Meet your Messrs segment. Katie makes the Slytherins laugh again, Jamie thinks Gryffindors should chill, Craig wants Hufflepuff to say "Fuck it", and Laura gets creative. Then it's on to our topic of the day which is Horcruxes, and guys... WE GO DEEP. It's a wonderfully complex topic as we dive into chronology, the specifics of horcrux making, and Jamie's sound effects. Then it's on to a double quizzle (because Katie is a jerk), a venerable Cast Away, a young Slytherin, and a Marry/Boff/Kill that takes us to Ogdenville!

Jul 14 2017

1hr 51mins

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Rank #18: Episode 32 - Mighty Morphing Nymphadora

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Look Who's Tonks-ing Now!

We're back with a super casual Mischief Managed Podcast. Just what the Healer ordered! We chat about dogs, sorbet, and Beauty and the Beast. Next, we move on to a listener-suggested Meet Your Podcasters question that asks us "Where in the Magical world would we like to visit?". Kate chills with criminals, Craig time travels, Katie picks 5 places, and I forget Laura's answer. I bet it was good though. Our topic this episode is our dearly departed Tonks (and metamorphmagi in general) We talk transfiguration, X-Men, female empowerment, and shit about the Cursed Child. Next we have a Quizengamot by Laura, an Underrated drool-factory, a morphing Cast Away, a singing Slytherin, and a Wed/Bed/Dead with a few wild dudes.

Mar 24 2017

1hr 39mins

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Rank #19: Episode 42 - Mo' Magic, Fewer Problems

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The Muggle Struggle is Real!
What day is it? This podcast starts off with confusion and ends with a wedding! First we chat about Broadway news, the perils of turning 30, and distressing news for Star Wars. Then it's on to a boozy Meet your Messrs question where we decide signature drinks for each of the Houses and points to Hooofle-pooofle? Next it's our topic in which we speculate how muggle jobs could be improved with magic. Kate wants to be cool, Craig wishes he could summon, and Laura and Katie are gonna apparate some trash. Then it's a long awaited chat with Devon about his foray into the books, a person-able Quizzle, a Cast-Away that's the besteros in Westeros, an Underrated curmudgeon, a Queenly Slytherin, and a Marry/Boff/Kill that is more than meets the eye. And as always...Don't put your asshole on me!
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Aug 11 2017

1hr 45mins

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Rank #20: Episode 13 - Talk Dursley to Me

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PeTUNia in to this Podcast!

Ohhhh, it was a sweltering summer day in Toronto. Four wilting friends gathered in the non-air conditioned, non-comfort of our "studio" to talk about some Potter. We turn those frowns into upside-down frowns, and continue on our way! Let's talk about tattoos! Harry Potter tattoos! Would we want them? What would they be? AND WHERE? So many questions are finally answered by your faithful servants. For our topic, we discuss the complicated life of Petunia Dursley. Is she just a jerk? Or is she just a jerk with super fine legs? Only time, and us, will tell. Then it's a divine quiz, a reluctant recast, a haughty underrated character, a small Slytherin, and a Marry/Boff/Kill that keeps it in the family. Also we fudged up!!! FINALLY.

Jul 13 2016

1hr 18mins

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Episode 85 - Imposter? I barely know her!

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We're all frauds!
Hi dear listeners! This episode we are down a Kate but up two classic guests, Tess and Thom. We chat through the intro: Craig spills the beans about his new job, Laura gets older, another book is released, you get it. For our Meet your Messrs question today, we try to figure out who we would impersonate GoF-style to get close to Harry. Laura plays the odds, Thom doubles down, Tess looks for ease of imprisonment, Katie plays an eccentric, and Craig goes big. Next it's on to our topic: Imposter syndrome (and Harry Potter). We chat about what it is, Diane Kruger, Harry's insecurities, and hashtagmillennial things. Then we move on to our Quizzle, an out of place Marry/Boff/Kill, a Little Castaway, a Good Old Hufflepuff, and a new segment called Owl Post. Thanks for listening! We don't deserve you <3
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Mar 06 2020

1hr 38mins

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Episode 84 - Y2JK

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Hiatus Deletus!
It's good to be back, my dears. It's a new year and it's a new season(?) of MMP. We welcome you back and let you know what's been going on in our lives over the break... but make it magic! Then it's on to our topic which is kind of a grab bag of Harry Potter developments, but mostly about JKs recent tweet that broke our hearts. Next we pick it up with a surprise double quizzle, a time turning Gryffindor, a joke of a Cast Away, and a Marry/Boff/Split that's all too real. Thanks for waiting! We're glad to be back!
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Feb 07 2020

1hr 31mins

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A Prequel, A Begin-terlude, A Warning!

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Something wicked this way comes...

Aren't you tired of this hiatus yet? Well we are! To get back into the swing of things three quarters of us were able to get together over the holiday break and have a quick chat about Potter Go... I mean Wizards Unite!

So if you've missed having us rummage around in your ear holes then have a listen and get any suggestion owls in ASAP! We are recording Episode 1 of MMP Volume 2 soon!

Can't wait to hear from you!

Love,
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Jan 10 2020

42mins

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Episode 83 - Scenus Deletus

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and also, other things...
Hey pals, welcome to another episode of Mischief Managed Podcast! We're about to go on a hiatus so we thought we'd leave you with an extra long episode to keep you warm at night. For our intro, we've got our good friend Jamie back on to compliment us and get us up to speed on her thought about CoG. Then it's on to our Meet your Messrs question were we answer the question: Which teacher would we have dinner with at the Three Broomsticks? Laura wants the gossip, Kate stays true to herself, Katie is intimidated, and Craig needs to vent. Then it's our topic, which is a grab bag of deleted scenes from Crimes of Grindelwald, some JK twitter drama, thoughts on bullying, and Dudley Demented. Then we've got a terrifying Quizzlor, Characters from all the Houses, and a Be/Banish/Befriend that is a twist on a classic. Thank you for a great three years, and we'll be chatting to you soon!
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Mar 29 2019

2hr 29mins

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Episode 82 - Creature Comforts

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Fight for their Rights
Oh hey, I didn't see you come in. Welcome to another episode of Mischief Managed Podcast! We bring you outdated Oscar speculation and plans for Laura's birthday. Then we're moving on to our Meet your Messrs question, where we answer how we would quit our jobs using magic. Kate gets a load off her chest, Katie gets fired, Craig is a ghost, and Laura sends farts. Next we have our topic which is about Creature Rights (in theory). Mostly we get confused about what a creature is and annoy Craig. Then it's on to a Quizzle you haff to love, a creature-friendly Cast Away, a ghoulish Ravenclaw, and a Marry/Boff/Kill that's a real coin toss.
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Mar 08 2019

1hr 46mins

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Episode 81 - We Need to Talk about Aurelius

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Bonjour, my pals. Welcome to another episode of Mischief Managed Podcast! In our intro, we talk about Love Day, sloths, and jam (maybe a little Potter news as well). Then it's on to our Meet your Messrs question where we choose who else would be a good main character in the Harry Potter series. Katie barely chooses, Laura wants a brainy POV, Craig likes Giants, and Kate wins. Then we move on to our Topic: Aurelius Dumbledore and the clusterfuck it symbolizes. We chat about fan theories, obscuruses, confusing family trees, along with many gripes. Then it's on to a very Ravenclaw Quizlaur, an upbeat Gryffindor, and a Marry/Boff/Kill that is both nice and sad.

Feb 22 2019

1hr 49mins

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Episode 80 - Minervas of Steel

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Hello and welcome to another episode of Mischief Managed! This episode we begin with some pressing HP news (involving a certain car franchise. Wiiiiiiiink), becoming a second aunt, and how deeply cold it has been. Next we move on to our Meet Your Messrs question which asks "Which character (who has never been a teacher) would you want to teach a class at Hogwarts?". Then it's on to our main topic, which is all about Minerva McGonagall! The bad ass in the green cloak. Next, we move on to a Quizzle, a priestly Slytherin, a duo to Cast Away, and a Marry Both Kill that's a bit of a stretch. Love MMP

Feb 08 2019

1hr 28mins

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Episode 79 - Vow Down, Witches!

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Join us... Or DIE!
Welcome back to another episode of Mischief Managed Podcast. We've got our regular guest, Tess, and we're ready to talk about the hot button issues... Like Hallmark movies. We announce the wonderful listeners that have earned spots as House Prefects and Head Boy/Girl from their contributions in 2018. There were many to choose from. Our House Cup runneth over with good people! Thanks guys! Then it's on to our Meet Your Messrs question where we decide which method we would choose to keep warm on our daily commutes. Laura is full of hot air, Tess wants to be in t-shirts, Katie doesn't want to talk to anyone, and Craig comes up in a lot of Google searches. Next we start on our topic: The Unbreakable Vow. We chat about kids stealing wands, loop holes, blood pacts, and holding a knife to your friend's throat. Then it's on to a Derry Slytherin and a Marry/Boff/Kill that you'll vow never to listen to again. Love MMP

Jan 25 2019

1hr 27mins

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Episode 78 - Chamberpot of Secrets (unedited)

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U NO POO or so it seems... Welcome back, to a sneak peak at an unedited episode for Patreon, released two days early! Todays episode is all about Wizards shitting themselves, because apparently that's where we are right now. This is what we choose to do with our time. Also, and more importantly, THE RESULTS OF THE 2018 HOUSE CUP ARE ANNOUNCED!
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Jan 09 2019

2hr 20mins

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Holiday Special - Unsolicited Outtake Supercut

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Guys... I don't know what we were thinking. In lieu of a new episode during the Holidays, we made a supercut of all our Outtakes from episodes 1-77. This is not for the faint of heart. This is about 38 minutes long. I'm so sorry. This is all nonsense.
Fresh episodes in 2019!! We promise!

Dec 28 2018

38mins

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Episode 77 - Dumblewald

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Where is the Greater Good?
Welcome to another episode of Mischief Managed Podcast! We begin the episode with Holiday wishes and a big serving of humble pie to two of the Messrs. Too much confidence is a dangerous thing. Next it's on to a Meet your Messrs question that has been a bit mutated. We answer which X-Men-esque powers featured in CoG would we choose: Maledictus, Legilimency, or impenetrable shield charm (but for evil). Laura knows what she wants, Katie is a good influence, Craig is good at trivia, and Kate likes Katie best. Then we continue to our Topic, a Character spotlight on Dumbledore and Grindelwald in Crimes of Grindelwald. We chat about casting, acting, plot, blood pacts, and more nonsense. Then it's on to a festive Quizzle, a Help-ful Cast Away, a Piggy Slytherin, and a Be/Banish/Befriend that is Fantastic.
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Dec 14 2018

1hr 45mins

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Episode 76 - SPOILER REVIEW - The Gripes of Cringelwald

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Neckbeards, ahoy!
One million spoilers await you, ye who enter here! Welcome to our spoiler review of Fantastic Beasts: Crimes of Grindelwald. To break the ice, we chat about the Lion King and the sneak peak of Wizards Unite. Then it's on to our Meet your Messrs question, which new character made the biggest impression, good or bad? Craig's is an unknown menace, Katie's is in the eye of the storm, Kate is being nice, and Laura likes things, too. Now it's on to the big one: The spoiler review. We take a long time and it feels like we barely scratch the surface of our feelings towards this movie. There are many gripes to be aired and some shining hopes along the way. Guard your heart. Here there be feels. We forgo the usual segments because we talked for hours! You've been warned.
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Nov 30 2018

2hr 29mins

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Episode 75 - The Beast of Times

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Crantastic Grimes!
We are trying, but failing, to be human. So we are beasts instead. We begin by catching up with Craig about our Philosopher's Stone movie review and chatting about possible Harry Potter tv shows in the future. Then we move on to our Meet your Messrs question of the day, "Which side character from FBaWtFT do you want to see in Crimes of Grindelwald?". Katie's is mysterious, Craig breaks his own rules, Kate wants a witch hunt, and Laura goes for the cuteness. Now we move on to our Topic, revisiting Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them before seeing Crimes of Grindelwald. We chat about casting politics, deathly Hallows, and hope for the future. Then it's on to a trap Quizzle, a hybrid merc Slytherpuff, a witchy Cast Away, and a Marry/Boff/Kill that is all about the jawline.
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Nov 16 2018

1hr 41mins

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Episode 74 - Philosopher's Stone Movie Review

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That ham, though.
Welcome back to another episode of Mischief Managed Podcast! Craig is a sick boy, so the lady-messrs are out to play. And by play, we mean talk about Sabrina. We chat about upcoming Quidditch regionals and a certain legalization that occurred in our homeland. Next it's on to our Meet your Messrs question, where we give you a little teaser about our favourite and least favourite thing in the first Harry Potter movie. Craig calls in sick, Laura's is up our Alley, Kate's got crushes, and Katie likes it by the book. Then, we move on to our first in this series of movie reviews. We talk about the Philosopher's Stone, how we first saw it, how our perspectives have changed, what happened to the Potions riddle scene, and Dumbledore's mic drop. If you're anxious to hear the play-by-play, subscribe to our Patreon for our Philosopher's Stone commentary (arriving soon!). After that, we move on to an on-theme Cast Away, a Friendly Slytherin, an Un-Purr-rated Character, and a Kindly Marry/Boff/Kill variant that will give you new life.
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Nov 02 2018

1hr 40mins

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Episode 73 - Messrs FavoUrite Mur-didly-urdler

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Imitation is the highest form of laziness
It's time for a spooky, Halloween episode of Mischief Managed! We chat about couches and leaked games before continuing on to our Meet your Messrs question, "What character are you most afraid of?". Kate's is obscure, Craig would rather deal with snakes, Katie's is an Edgar suit, and Laura's is way too real. Next it's on to our Topic, where we each spin the tale of our Favourite Murder in the Harry Potterverse. This is a completely new idea and definitely original. Craig's is an enigma, Katie's fills you with for-Bode-ing, Kate's is an epic saga, and Laura teaches valuable lessons. Then it's on to a charming Quizzle, a Community Cast Away, a feline Slytherin, and a Classic Be/Banish/Befriend. Happy Halloween!
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Oct 19 2018

2hr 1min

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Episode 72 - Defence Against the Snark Hearts

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Protego my Eggo
We're back! We're all of us back! And there's a brand new Fantastic Beasts trailer to talk about. We discuss our fears, our hopes, and a newly revealed snake-woman. Then, it's on to our topic: Defending maligned characters in the fandom. Craig is Corn-y, Katie is basic, Kate likes Riddles, and Laura has a soft spot for goons. Then it's on to a familiar but elusive Quizzle, a Marry/Boff/Kill/Drinking Buddy that is indefensible, and an interview with Toronto Quidditch players.
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Oct 05 2018

2hr 6mins

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Episode 71 - Live, Laugh, Lav

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Embrace the Viscosity
Welcome to another episode of Mischief Managed Podcast. Kate is mysteriously absent and that leaves two empty, human-shaped husks, and a very sick Laura. We're doing fine, guys. No need to send help. None, at all. We kick off the episode by talking about the Transfigured Town festival in Blyth, Ontario that we'll be attending THIS WEEKEND! Bonnie Wright will be there and Craig will officially get older. We also make a super cool segue from discussing Evanna Lynch's Dancing with the Stars debut, to our Meet your Messrs question: Which character/actor would you pick as your DWTS partner? Katie has a pity pick, Laura's is good at things, and Craig is in it to win it. Then it's on to our Topic which is all about Lavender Brown. We chat about femininity, casting controversy, and being embarrassing. Next it's on to a Canadian Content Cast Away, a Dead Slytherin, and a Marry/Boff/Kill that'll drive you off the deep end.
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Sep 21 2018

1hr 25mins

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Episode 70 - Bank on It

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If you like it than you should have put a Gringott it! - @TheHomelyBaby

Here's Ethan back from Vacay comin' at cha with the description for episode 70... Episode 70? Are they serious? How long have I been gone? Have they talked about me at all? Anyways, I'm happy to be back and so are three quarters of the crew. Laura had dragon dung samples to work through and then Kate has to disappear. She reappears later through the magic of editing! We start with our Messrs fawning over being invited to a glamorous 1 year anniversary party for CurioSA. They promise it won't go to their heads seeing as they have a pretty big fudge up that needs to be addressed. Moving on to Meet Your Messrs. What is everyone's favourite quote? Mine's "Hagrid!" - Hermione. And as for everyone else lets just say it was a head master, I mean head scratcher... On to our topic which you can bet your bottom Knut is all about Gringotts! Are there other banks? Investment opportunities? Do Goblins buy lunch? With all of those important questions pondered, they one up the sorting hat by sorting a baby into Slytherin! Sometimes I think they've gone made with power... Then they dig deep in the vaults (HA banking joke) for a Be, Banish, Befriend that'll have you saying, "that's not a Marry, Boff, Kill!"
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Sep 07 2018

1hr 25mins

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Episode 69 - Percy? We barely know He!

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Nobody's Prefect
Welcome to another episode of Mischief Managed Podcast. We have a special guest, our lovely Tess returns and brought an suspiciously quiet Thom along. We chat about some new Harry Potter questions that occur to us in these autumn years. Then it's on to our Meet your Messrs question where we try to assign a genre of music to our respective Houses. Tess uses her wit, Laura is deeply angry and smart, Craig skips, Katie smashes ladies, and Kate fights for her rights. We continue (as you knew we would) to our topic of the episode: Percy Weasley. We chat about his family life, emotional intelligence, and Kate breaks out in emotions. Then, we FINALLY do a quizzle again now that all four Houses are present. There's a Trek-ish Cast Away, a Gossipy Slytherin, and a Marry/Boff/Kill you'll really get to chomp through.
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Aug 24 2018

1hr 45mins

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Episode 68 - Starry Potter

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Hey everyone, it is the Mischief Managed. Kate is not here again today, but we soldier on, bravely. So of course, we begin the episode with a brutal fight to the death. Then it's on to a Buzzfeed quiz that we use as our Meet your Messrs question: Which Death Eater/Order of the Phoenix combo are you? Laura is old, Craig is underrated, and Katie is secretly Kate. Then it's on to our topic which is all about Astronomy class. What do they learn? Why do they learn it? Can Wizards and Witches claim Mars as their own? Next it's on to a Cast-Away that is nice for Laura, an Incredible Slytherin, and a Marry/Boff/Kill that's double trouble.
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Aug 10 2018

1hr 28mins

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A Happy Hufflepuff💛

By Cocoa1216 - Mar 01 2020
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This is hands down one of the best Harry Potter podcasts. I’ve listened to a bunch of them, and this is the best of them all. I’m not a fan of the re-read HP podcasts, and this group of friends has mastered the art of talking about HP and making it fun, interesting, and relevant. This Hufflepuff is super happy to have these guys in my ear holes 💛🖤

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By breathing_water - Sep 28 2019
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The best HP podcast out there