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Thomas Anonymous

Updated 9 days ago

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Personal Journals
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Hi! Welcome to Thomas Anonymous! Each episode reveals a chapter from my life growing up a gay boy in a straight mans world. From having to play little league, to getting blown at rest stops, I cover it all so buckle up it's going to be a truthful sparkly ride.

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Hi! Welcome to Thomas Anonymous! Each episode reveals a chapter from my life growing up a gay boy in a straight mans world. From having to play little league, to getting blown at rest stops, I cover it all so buckle up it's going to be a truthful sparkly ride.

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15 Ratings
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😭AMAZING

By Mamakiki6969691 - Oct 08 2017
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Omg you guys! This is so Effin funny and TRUE I love it!

Give me more!

By ethandrew29 - Sep 21 2017
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This is going to get me through my commute🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

iTunes Ratings

15 Ratings
Average Ratings
14
0
0
1
0

😭AMAZING

By Mamakiki6969691 - Oct 08 2017
Read more
Omg you guys! This is so Effin funny and TRUE I love it!

Give me more!

By ethandrew29 - Sep 21 2017
Read more
This is going to get me through my commute🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
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Thomas Anonymous

Latest release on Jun 12, 2020

The Best Episodes Ranked Using User Listens

Updated by OwlTail 9 days ago

Warning: This podcast is a series podcast

This means episodes are recommended to be heard in order from the very start. Here's the 10 best episodes of the series anyway though!

Rank #1: Chapter 1 - Jesus Love Me, Duh.

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It's the premiere episode and our first stop on our journey through Thomas Anonymous: My Tango with Toxic Masculinity. Hilarious and sometimes salacious stories intertwined with flashbacks to a little boy with a heart of gay gold. Meeee!

There is nothing wrong with masculinity. Being masculine, being attracted to masculinity, all wonderful things yay! It's the expectations we sometimes put on the young boys of not being allowed to cry, or emote or feel. That pressure to be a man was such a huge part of my childhood and upbringing, that it became all consuming and propelled my life in directions I didn't want to go. 

These are the tales I have to tell from my years of swimming in the toxic pool of American macho brainwashing bullshit. It is not every little boys experience. But it sure was mine. 

Chapter 1 is my experience with my boy Jesus. Buckle up!

Jun 04 2020

13mins

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Rank #2: Chapter 2 - K.T.B.

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New York City!

College!

Dreams!

Craigslist?

Enjoy:)

Jun 04 2020

9mins

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Rank #3: Chapter 3 - Butch Balls

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White men can't jump, and little gay boys would rather sit on the bench and daydream about pop stars.

Facts!

This chapter is all about my legendary career in the Junior Basketball Association. Get ready to go topless cause its shirts vs. skins bruh!

Jun 04 2020

10mins

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Rank #4: Chapter 4 - Self Love

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Don't worry, it's not the afternoon talk show kind of self love. It's the other kind of self love :) the kind you discover as a 12 year old boy with a huge crush on Matthew Lawerence.

Enjoy!

Jun 04 2020

10mins

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Rank #5: Chapter 5 - Scout's Honor

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This chapter I walk you through my experiences being a member of the Boy Scouts of America!

Hot. Gay. All the things you want from scouts.

Enjoy:)

Jun 04 2020

10mins

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Rank #6: Chapter 6 - Say My Name

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A visit into my craigslist diary and my stuck up attitude about my name. It's TOMMY!

Jun 09 2020

9mins

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Rank #7: Chapter 7 - Fat Matt

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Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only... Fat Matt

Jun 09 2020

12mins

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Rank #8: Chapter 8 - Homo Depot

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Who knew an anonymous van hookup could also come with a free 6 pack and cigarettes? I did.

Jun 09 2020

17mins

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Rank #9: Chapter 9 - Little League Losers

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Thomas Anonymous joins an organized sport and participates in food porn and day dreaming while playing second base. 

Jun 09 2020

18mins

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Rank #10: Chapter 10 - Finish. Zip. Leave.

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It seems this chapter title already gives a pretty good description of itself. Finish, Zip and leave. 

Jun 09 2020

15mins

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