We have restorted the podcast!! We get an adult progeny update from Jess and then we discuss whether we should sue MATT, who isn’t there, also Jess tells us all the horrific details that we missed about the imploding submersible from a month ago. ALSO el Sooper discusses the origins of a very obscure tweet he put out in the universe, then we talk about the ads we’re getting served also we make fun of people in the papillondemonium and their friends. ALSO el sooper gives an arguing with black people update that will not disappoint. Or maybe it will. Then there’s tweetdeck and twitter drama. Wow! What a cast! Also tips on dealing with those rascally Gen-Xers. And then there’s about 20 seconds about actual politics. Go listen now!! 

We have restorted the podcast!! We get an adult progeny update from Jess and then we discuss whether we should sue MATT, who isn’t there, also Jess tells us all the horrific details that we missed about the imploding submersible from a month ago. ALSO el Sooper discusses the origins of a very obscure tweet he put out in the universe, then we talk about the ads we’re getting served also we make fun of people in the papillondemonium and their friends. ALSO el sooper gives an arguing with black people update that will not disappoint. Or maybe it will. Then there’s tweetdeck and twitter drama. Wow! What a cast! Also tips on dealing with those rascally Gen-Xers. And then there’s about 20 seconds about actual politics. Go listen now!!

Episode 9: SooperPodcast #483!! Look at me. We are the Boomers now. 

WE FINALLY HAVE A NEW PODCAST and el Sooper admits that he done came down with the COVID, possibly after hanging out with fat comic book nerds and slutty superhero cosplay chicks. Then she tricks him into being way tooo open and personal about his new anxiety issues so you’re gonna be subjected to that. It’s a racing mind problem!! Then he talks about going to the emergency room and being completely forsaken by a nurse. Also!! El Sooper attacks parents of dead children what a jerk!! Then there’s an arguing with black people update and accidental carjacking update. Also a stuck in a public bathroom update!! ALSO Twitter ads thinks I’m a cat mother, and that I am interested in bras for women with small boobs while Jess gets ads for bras for elderly women. ALSO el Sooper talks about a really dumb tweet about socialism and capitalism and he SNAPPED! So you have to hear about it. Also Matt poops on Twitter. AND the shattle!! You have to go listen now!! 

WE FINALLY HAVE A NEW PODCAST and el Sooper admits that he done came down with the COVID, possibly after hanging out with fat comic book nerds and slutty superhero cosplay chicks. Then she tricks him into being way tooo open and personal about his new anxiety issues so you’re gonna be subjected to that. It’s a racing mind problem!! Then he talks about going to the emergency room and being completely forsaken by a nurse. Also!! El Sooper attacks parents of dead children what a jerk!! Then there’s an arguing with black people update and accidental carjacking update. Also a stuck in a public bathroom update!! ALSO Twitter ads thinks I’m a cat mother, and that I am interested in bras for women with small boobs while Jess gets ads for bras for elderly women. ALSO el Sooper talks about a really dumb tweet about socialism and capitalism and he SNAPPED! So you have to hear about it. Also Matt poops on Twitter. AND the shattle!! You have to go listen now!!

Episode 8: #482 Covidmexican at the furry convention with crippling anxiety! 

THIS WEEK we return to the wisdom and virtue of the podcast that is sooper!! We have Jess this time and no MATT! We talk a little politics but mostly el Sooper talks about debating a very large black man who could probably beat him up! Wow! Also Jess talks about her accidental carjacking attempt, and el Sooper turns that into a serious topic like a big unfunny jerk. ALSO we talk about how Elon Musk stole our emotions and he’s holding them ransom!! THEN el SOoper talks about his experiment with handing over his Twitter account to the nefarious grasp of the ChatGpT artificial intelligence!! THEN Jess encourages him to keep doing it and he does while recording and the results are horrible! Wow you have to listen!! Also Jess gets indicated. Go listen now!!! Hashtag community engagement!! 

THIS WEEK we return to the wisdom and virtue of the podcast that is sooper!! We have Jess this time and no MATT! We talk a little politics but mostly el Sooper talks about debating a very large black man who could probably beat him up! Wow! Also Jess talks about her accidental carjacking attempt, and el Sooper turns that into a serious topic like a big unfunny jerk. ALSO we talk about how Elon Musk stole our emotions and he’s holding them ransom!! THEN el SOoper talks about his experiment with handing over his Twitter account to the nefarious grasp of the ChatGpT artificial intelligence!! THEN Jess encourages him to keep doing it and he does while recording and the results are horrible! Wow you have to listen!! Also Jess gets indicated. Go listen now!!! Hashtag community engagement!!

Episode 7: SooperPodcast #481!! How ChatGPT took over my Twitter account like an old racist man! 

IN THIS EDITION of the SooperPodcast we discuss the indication of Trump, as he understands it, with the one and only Yass-Kween, Jessica Heddings!! Will it be better for him or worse? More importantly will be better for us or the world?! ALSO we talk about the BING-BOT and the Bing-Matt, there’s a phantom feminine sneeze, and the threat of violence. And also some Huckabeez honor code versus law and order! Are you a clippy? Then we sell some more of Stirewalt’s books. Finally a self-own update!! You have to go listen now!! 

IN THIS EDITION of the SooperPodcast we discuss the indication of Trump, as he understands it, with the one and only Yass-Kween, Jessica Heddings!! Will it be better for him or worse? More importantly will be better for us or the world?! ALSO we talk about the BING-BOT and the Bing-Matt, there’s a phantom feminine sneeze, and the threat of violence. And also some Huckabeez honor code versus law and order! Are you a clippy? Then we sell some more of Stirewalt’s books. Finally a self-own update!! You have to go listen now!!

Episode 6: SooperPodcast #480! The historical indication of Donald Trump 

This episode is a shorter one, we basically just let Matt brag on and on about his dumb painting that is taking the internet by storm. Ok, it's actually pretty cool. We talk a little about politics, but not a lot. It's the return of the Matt, part two!!! 

This episode is a shorter one, we basically just let Matt brag on and on about his dumb painting that is taking the internet by storm. Ok, it's actually pretty cool. We talk a little about politics, but not a lot. It's the return of the Matt, part two!!!

Episode 5: #479!! Starry Matt Waffles!!

This podcast the matt returns. What else do you need? it's the return of the matt!!! 

This podcast the matt returns. What else do you need? it's the return of the matt!!!

Episode 4: #478 Return of the mATT!!! 

THIS WEEK we finally record again!! It's me and Jess and we talk about a whole lotta stuff hooboy! We discuss the cycle of self-inflicted stupidity and exaggeration! Also Jess yass-queens all over Nikki Haley and tries to be subtle about it, but fails! El Sooper talks about the Second Ronald declaring war on the College Board and winning!! Also how Trump called him a groomer! ALSO Little Peter Booty-judge!! Single short people writing for the New York Times, whether George Soros backed the Second Ronald, and whether people know that el Sooper is a big jerk!! Also should we be terrified of creepy chatbot Sidney and their indefatigable love for humanity?! ALSO who wrote this really dumb thing about people who make half a million dollars in the suburbs of New Jork City?! And finally, a great Twitter thread from an account with a greek statue in the avatar, and what that means. Here’s hint: it’s not good!! ALL on this week’s very late SooperPodcast!!! Wow, go listen now!! 

THIS WEEK we finally record again!! It's me and Jess and we talk about a whole lotta stuff hooboy! We discuss the cycle of self-inflicted stupidity and exaggeration! Also Jess yass-queens all over Nikki Haley and tries to be subtle about it, but fails! El Sooper talks about the Second Ronald declaring war on the College Board and winning!! Also how Trump called him a groomer! ALSO Little Peter Booty-judge!! Single short people writing for the New York Times, whether George Soros backed the Second Ronald, and whether people know that el Sooper is a big jerk!! Also should we be terrified of creepy chatbot Sidney and their indefatigable love for humanity?! ALSO who wrote this really dumb thing about people who make half a million dollars in the suburbs of New Jork City?! And finally, a great Twitter thread from an account with a greek statue in the avatar, and what that means. Here’s hint: it’s not good!! ALL on this week’s very late SooperPodcast!!! Wow, go listen now!!

Episode 3: #477!! Believe me, everybody knows, creepy chatbot Sidney 

THIS WEEK on the second podcast of the 2023rd year since the year of our Lord, we have a Jessica and we talk about all sorts of stuff like the classified document scandal and God making us all hypocrites, also the lure of the Waffle House!! THEN we talk some snort scale and Netflix recommendations and the bone apple tea!! Then the plot thinnens someone smells my toots on the mastadon!! ALso some popcorn buttering protestant work ethic, the big regional hamburger debate, how Seinfeld ruined all sitcoms, and the purpose of makeup!! Wow!! You have to go listen while I go dry clean my mask and cape!!! 

THIS WEEK on the second podcast of the 2023rd year since the year of our Lord, we have a Jessica and we talk about all sorts of stuff like the classified document scandal and God making us all hypocrites, also the lure of the Waffle House!! THEN we talk some snort scale and Netflix recommendations and the bone apple tea!! Then the plot thinnens someone smells my toots on the mastadon!! ALso some popcorn buttering protestant work ethic, the big regional hamburger debate, how Seinfeld ruined all sitcoms, and the purpose of makeup!! Wow!! You have to go listen while I go dry clean my mask and cape!!!

Episode 2: #476: Classified Urethral Bone Jaw Snorts!! 

This is the first sooperpodcast of the new year. Unfortunately, our new year mirth turned to despair because right after we stopped recording there was a horrific injury to Damar Hamlin during the Buffalo Bills game minutes later. I feel heartbroken and I hate that the tone of the podcast doesn't fit how horrible I feel right now. But, well, there it is. 

This is the first sooperpodcast of the new year. Unfortunately, our new year mirth turned to despair because right after we stopped recording there was a horrific injury to Damar Hamlin during the Buffalo Bills game minutes later. I feel heartbroken and I hate that the tone of the podcast doesn't fit how horrible I feel right now. But, well, there it is.

Episode 1: #475: The first 2023 podcast with Just OK Jessica and Second Place Mexican!

Hi, how are you?! This week we have a Jess and she’s just OK! We talk about tootin as always and also the Twitter files and the smug underscore jerk guy on twitter, also substations of my mind imploding! Then we talk about mexicansplaining, and after the plot thickened we talk about interlocking foam pellets, also WHO turned off the electricity in North Carolina and also el SOoper explains why English is his second language why he doesn’t have a first language! WOW!! You have to listen now!! Also some sports, sorry. Go Bills!! 

Hi, how are you?! This week we have a Jess and she’s just OK! We talk about tootin as always and also the Twitter files and the smug underscore jerk guy on twitter, also substations of my mind imploding! Then we talk about mexicansplaining, and after the plot thickened we talk about interlocking foam pellets, also WHO turned off the electricity in North Carolina and also el SOoper explains why English is his second language why he doesn’t have a first language! WOW!! You have to listen now!! Also some sports, sorry. Go Bills!!

Episode 21: #474! Mexicansplaining and tootin’ the vibes!!

Sooper conservative political podcast with news, tacos and politics. Twice. 

Hi, how are you? I’m good, how are you? It’s another sooperpodcast and this time we have Jessica Heddings again! We get some scruples and go top of mind with our post-election analysis, and you’re not gonna wanna miss this! We talk about the mystery of water-beds, and sauntering within the radius of victory! ALso telegram, Master Don, the Trump Bucks, hashtag TCOT, the trouble with Elon Musk and fentanyl halloween candy!! Finally, we get the bell out of here! Go listen now!! 

Hi, how are you? I’m good, how are you? It’s another sooperpodcast and this time we have Jessica Heddings again! We get some scruples and go top of mind with our post-election analysis, and you’re not gonna wanna miss this! We talk about the mystery of water-beds, and sauntering within the radius of victory! ALso telegram, Master Don, the Trump Bucks, hashtag TCOT, the trouble with Elon Musk and fentanyl halloween candy!! Finally, we get the bell out of here! Go listen now!!

Episode 20: #473 Post-election vibes with malaise dread and ennui toots! 

Hi! How are you? I’m good, how are you? We’re back after a mextended hiatus and we have tons of excuses. This week el Sooper talks about his surprise trip to Buffalo and Jess talks about scaring herself for Halloween! What a weirdo. We have a Halloween decoration update and we tear up the argument surrounding Elon Musk buying up Twitter and forcing the bluechecks to pay him money! ALSO how he universe escrewed el sooper and how always has to say ackshooally on the slave statistics! That’s sad! ALSo we talk about fentanyl candy and marijuana candy and people failing to make jokes in the papillondemonuium! WOW it’s jam packed this week!! Hope you enjoy it, go listen now!! 

Hi! How are you? I’m good, how are you? We’re back after a mextended hiatus and we have tons of excuses. This week el Sooper talks about his surprise trip to Buffalo and Jess talks about scaring herself for Halloween! What a weirdo. We have a Halloween decoration update and we tear up the argument surrounding Elon Musk buying up Twitter and forcing the bluechecks to pay him money! ALSO how he universe escrewed el sooper and how always has to say ackshooally on the slave statistics! That’s sad! ALSo we talk about fentanyl candy and marijuana candy and people failing to make jokes in the papillondemonuium! WOW it’s jam packed this week!! Hope you enjoy it, go listen now!!

Episode 19: #472!! Tangentially taking last trips and scaring yourself 

THIS WEEK we have Just OK Jessica with us and el Sooper apologizes for the audio quality on the last podcast, but I am listening to the new one right now and it sounds great!! We get the morning report from Just OK Jessica and also we talk about whether sparse is a word, it is, and el Sooper laughs a whole lot at the White House press secretary. He says something probably racist about immigrants and then yells at people to get some scruples, stop watching movies on smaller screens because you’re destroying Western society dammit. There’s also a little sports talk, sorry people, but el Sooper almost killed an NFL player and he feels really bad about it. GO ENJOY!!! 

THIS WEEK we have Just OK Jessica with us and el Sooper apologizes for the audio quality on the last podcast, but I am listening to the new one right now and it sounds great!! We get the morning report from Just OK Jessica and also we talk about whether sparse is a word, it is, and el Sooper laughs a whole lot at the White House press secretary. He says something probably racist about immigrants and then yells at people to get some scruples, stop watching movies on smaller screens because you’re destroying Western society dammit. There’s also a little sports talk, sorry people, but el Sooper almost killed an NFL player and he feels really bad about it. GO ENJOY!!!

Episode 18: #471! Get some scruples and be top of mind!! 

THIS WEEK we have pretty bad quality for el Sooper and great audio quality for Jess, we're very sorry. We'll fix it on the next one. BUT THIS WEEK we talk about the Bills game that Sooper went to, and also some Martha's Vineyard craziness and also general immigration comments and also whether Atlanta is better than Boston, also why the Kaepernick thing is dumb and also why a lot of other things are dumb!! It's SOOO fun!! Also how Jess's quarterback did something dumb that she didn't see because she doesn't even watch her games. Amazing. GO LISTEN!!

THIS WEEK we have pretty bad quality for el Sooper and great audio quality for Jess, we're very sorry. We'll fix it on the next one. BUT THIS WEEK we talk about the Bills game that Sooper went to, and also some Martha's Vineyard craziness and also general immigration comments and also whether Atlanta is better than Boston, also why the Kaepernick thing is dumb and also why a lot of other things are dumb!! It's SOOO fun!! Also how Jess's quarterback did something dumb that she didn't see because she doesn't even watch her games. Amazing. GO LISTEN!!

Episode 17: #470! The McGout and Just OK Jess episode!! 

THIS WEEK we have a MATT and we don't have a JESS!! We talk a little bit about politics but we mostly do the pop culture documentaries and shows on the streaming. So there are a lot of spoilers, sorry!! Avoid those, but enjoy the podcast. Also we talk about Dr. Oz. And comic book movies and how animals are AMORAL rapists and MURDERERS. And comic book nerds. It's great, GO LISTEN RIGHT NOW. 

THIS WEEK we have a MATT and we don't have a JESS!! We talk a little bit about politics but we mostly do the pop culture documentaries and shows on the streaming. So there are a lot of spoilers, sorry!! Avoid those, but enjoy the podcast. Also we talk about Dr. Oz. And comic book movies and how animals are AMORAL rapists and MURDERERS. And comic book nerds. It's great, GO LISTEN RIGHT NOW.

Episode 16: #469 I just shot my Sandman in the picture with Matt documentary pop culture podcast!! 

THIS WEEK WE HAVE A JESS. We talk about all sorts of stuff including why do the little childrens keep turning on the subtitles on all our streaming services? What the hell is Seattle Dan talking about anyway?!? We do some other griping and then el Sooper harangues people also we talk about how technology is subtly changing our culture, and also has Twitter actually gotten worse?!? Let's all find out together on the latest and greatest sooperpodcast! WOW! 

THIS WEEK WE HAVE A JESS. We talk about all sorts of stuff including why do the little childrens keep turning on the subtitles on all our streaming services? What the hell is Seattle Dan talking about anyway?!? We do some other griping and then el Sooper harangues people also we talk about how technology is subtly changing our culture, and also has Twitter actually gotten worse?!? Let's all find out together on the latest and greatest sooperpodcast! WOW!

Episode 15: #468!! Subtitle Seattle Streaming Socialism 

THIS WEEK we have a MATT!! WOW!! We don’t talk about politics at all, really! Only tangentially. We got a Matt and we talk all about the Netflix stuff and the Star Wars stuff and the Marvel Movie stuff!! So it suffices to say that there will be spoilers!! It’s a MATT all pop culture podcast!! Also we look back at the latchkey kids and we blame Gen-X for the millennial snowflakes!! WOWW!! You go, you go listen now!! 

THIS WEEK we have a MATT!! WOW!! We don’t talk about politics at all, really! Only tangentially. We got a Matt and we talk all about the Netflix stuff and the Star Wars stuff and the Marvel Movie stuff!! So it suffices to say that there will be spoilers!! It’s a MATT all pop culture podcast!! Also we look back at the latchkey kids and we blame Gen-X for the millennial snowflakes!! WOWW!! You go, you go listen now!!

Episode 14: #467!! Movie and Netflix pop wrap up with Matt!!

THIS WEEK we’re back and we got a JESS but no Matt he’s gone. THIS WEEK Jess talks about her COVIDcation and we talk a lot about the incredible polling results from Hispanics and also why el Sooper is a man, not a breakfast taco!! Jess yass-queens for a while and then el Sooper discusses suppurating and Elon Musk and Twitter and Trump and how awful science and medicine was in the 1700s, hooray!! It’s another almost-hour of wisdom, virtue and goodness for your ears and your brains!! WOW! 

THIS WEEK we’re back and we got a JESS but no Matt he’s gone. THIS WEEK Jess talks about her COVIDcation and we talk a lot about the incredible polling results from Hispanics and also why el Sooper is a man, not a breakfast taco!! Jess yass-queens for a while and then el Sooper discusses suppurating and Elon Musk and Twitter and Trump and how awful science and medicine was in the 1700s, hooray!! It’s another almost-hour of wisdom, virtue and goodness for your ears and your brains!! WOW!

Episode 13: #466!! Latinx Incluxion Luncheon, what’s your main malfunxion? 

THIS WEEK we’re back and we got a JESS but no Matt he’s gone. We talk about Jess’s continued obsession with hating Taylor Lorenz, and we have a sooper black people update. We talk about the generational gap about job expectations and make fun of the people fired by Elon Musk. Then Jess Yas-Queens herself for a while and el Sooper talks about the temperature. Also he figures out he’s been off for decades. AND he talks about conspiracy theories and eggs and stingrays and economics podcasts and the shrinking middle class and old people at doctor’s offices. WOW!! Go listen now!! 

THIS WEEK we’re back and we got a JESS but no Matt he’s gone. We talk about Jess’s continued obsession with hating Taylor Lorenz, and we have a sooper black people update. We talk about the generational gap about job expectations and make fun of the people fired by Elon Musk. Then Jess Yas-Queens herself for a while and el Sooper talks about the temperature. Also he figures out he’s been off for decades. AND he talks about conspiracy theories and eggs and stingrays and economics podcasts and the shrinking middle class and old people at doctor’s offices. WOW!! Go listen now!!

Episode 12: 465!! Be pretty sad if someone happened to shoot you on the interstate!!

THIS WEEK we have a shorter version of the sooperpodcast with just a short person, the inimitable Jess Heddings!! No MATT edition, and we kinda lucked out given how the podcast veered out of control. Jess goes off about Taylor Lorentz and the insane controversy around her, and then she starts yes-queening herself! Also there’s a vocal fry university of podcasting primer and we talk about the Georgia primaries and also el Sooper talks about how he scared a nice black couple! Darn it. You have to go listen right now!! It’s the Sooperpodcast!! 

THIS WEEK we have a shorter version of the sooperpodcast with just a short person, the inimitable Jess Heddings!! No MATT edition, and we kinda lucked out given how the podcast veered out of control. Jess goes off about Taylor Lorentz and the insane controversy around her, and then she starts yes-queening herself! Also there’s a vocal fry university of podcasting primer and we talk about the Georgia primaries and also el Sooper talks about how he scared a nice black couple! Darn it. You have to go listen right now!! It’s the Sooperpodcast!!

Episode 11: #463 Yes-queening herself at the vocal fry university of podcasting!

#395

It’s better than a sharp stick in the eye!

Good enough for you layabouts.

Sooper conservative political podcast with news, tacos and politics. Twice.

The Sooper Podcast!

Dana Perino

What a special show we have for you. This week we are joined by the luminous and erudite Dana Perino, and we discuss the controversy surrounding the novel "American Dirt." We have Matt Dawson and Jessica Heddings, and it gets very heated. Dana joins us for the first half of the podcast, and then Sooper and Jess yell at each other for about half an hour, just as the listeners have demanded! We hope you enjoy the show, and we highly recommend reading the novel, "American Dirt." There are spoilers, but we warn you before we launch into them.

#382! Dana Dana Dana Perino Book Club: American Dirt!

THIS WEEK we have RheuMattroid and OsteoperoJess and we get into a horse-faced pony soldier debate about the dreaded CoronEbolAids virus! Finally we dispel the mystery about hurlbutt! Wow! Then Matt tries not to spoil “Don’t EFF with Cats” on Netflix, then el Sooper explains devil worshippers on military bases. Also the mystery of where Brock Lennon was done disappeared to! Then El Sooper gives us all a history lesson on Black History and then Matt gives us all a less fascinating history about the Monguls! WOW!

#385!! Corona-Spiracy-Virus Prepper Recipes!!

THIS WEEK we have both vinyl vixens on the sooperpodcast, and we talk about all sorts of stuff! We have a surprising choking update from MATT and also we talk about CNN sucking up to communism! Then el Sooper goes into distress about the math story that obliterated his little brown brain this week! WOW! Also Matt continues denying coronavirus exists, and we discuss all the drama around the Bernie OK Boomer girl! WOW! You have to listen now!

#387! TacoVirus Self-Quarantine And Math Meltdowns 

THIS WEEK we have both FaucaBirx stalker OsteoperoJess and Voltron-hating RheuMattitis and we talk a little bit about coronavirus and a LOT about bathrooms and bathroom etiquette. This one gets weird, y'all. Just remember, I told you never to ask me about my business...

#391 I told you not to ask me about my business

THIS WEEK we talk about politics after the great sooper Dana book club podcast which was sooperlong. Actually we just talk about the times that people mentioned the podcast on twitter and asked us questions. Also the return of hurlbutt. And the impeachment of Jessic Heddings. Then Roger Stones and the Unions! WOw! Go forth and enjoy this podcast.

#383! Magic Dumpster with exhaust pipes!

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