Rank #1: Ep95 - The Alex Jones Show
It's hard to have a brief discussion about The Alex Jones Show. Many people feel that this show is the main reason why Donald Trump is the president right now. Well, that and some poorly executed Facebook ads that Putin purchased with his AmEx back in September.
Cros joins the show to discuss all things Alex Jones including some wild statements he's made in the past, what a typical episode sounds like, his endless supply of snake oil infused products, his cool bumpers, and of course the fact that he's bat-sh*t crazy.
We also discuss Planet Maynard, the interview with Deana Marie, Cros's rebuttal to a game we recently played, and we tease next week's episode. It's a show jam packed with content that you need to know in order to keep your family safe from the globalists. One thing I've learned is that they are coming to get you!
Feb 18 2018
Rank #2: Ep81 - Cum Town
This is an interesting podcast. It seems like it's for 14 year olds, but for some reason it has thousands of fans. Andy (the GOAT) is back and he doesn't understand the mass appeal at all. We also address the recent shit storm from Twitter over our review of Everyone Has A Podcast (EHAP). Holy shit they suck. Zero sense of humor. We don't usually say this but fuck those assholes. They suck. For reelz. It's embarrassing.
Nov 06 2017
Rank #3: Ep107 - Opie Radio
This week the topic of conversation is Gregg "Opie" Hughes, well known from the Opie and Anthony show. Gregg was fired from Sirius XM in 2017 but he's back in 2018 with... a terrible podcast.
There's no flow, nothing interesting, no rhyme or reason for this show to exist. Guys in their 50s and 60s stand around and make small talk. Brother Wease must be proud of his protégé.
Jen from the Jingles Department joins the show to agree with everything Karl has to say. And she's right!
May 27 2018
Rank #4: Ep48 - The Anna and Susannah Show
It's Super Bowl week and WATP upped the testosterone by reviewing a show with two female hosts called The Anna and Susannah Show. These are a couple of funny ladies who joke about pregnancies and other things that probably don't need to be joked about. Oh, did we mention they are also super religious... because that's fun too. Kevin and Karl have fun with some ecards and Shaq stops by. It's a hoot, people.
Feb 06 2017
Rank #5: Ep14 - Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
Kevin and Karl review a podcast called Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!, episode entitled "Rachel Bloom". Kevin loves the production values and occasionally chuckles at the jokes while Karl wishes the entire show would die in a fire. Bill Curtis and Tom Bodett are featured on the show and Kevin discloses that their velvet voices are fan-wank material. Karl does his best to educate us all on song writing theory in a constructive and helpful way. Carlos Santana is talked about for some reason and Kevin is as white as old dog poo. All this and more on this week's WATP!
May 16 2016
Rank #6: Ep55 - S-Town
This week on WATP we tackle the highly popular podcast, S-Town. If you're a fan of S-Town then you know that listening and reviewing just episode 1 might not capture everything but Kevin and Karl do their best to introduce you to John B. Mclemore and his series of unfortunate events. Enjoy yer gooch meat!
Apr 17 2017
Rank #7: Ep73 - The Adam Carolla Show
Cros shows up to do the heavy lifting while we review one of the most popular podcasts of all time. And by all time we mean since 2009. It's not that impressive. Karl is a fan of the pod, Cros used to be a fan but stopped for many reasons that will become evident quickly and then slowly. After an exhaustive review of the show they play a new track from their band the Isotopes - www.theisotopes.com.
Sep 10 2017
Rank #8: Ep32 - Rover's Morning Glory
The boys are back and this week they have a doozy... or a "Duji" as it were. We reviewed the radio show/podcast, Rover's Morning Glory. It's a morning zoo-style radio show from Cleveland. Did we like it? Do we like ANY morning zoo shows? The answer to those questions rhymes with "fo" (it's NO for the layperson). Karl had a lot of fun with the bumpers and production of the show and Kevin... well didn't have any fun with anything. Join us again for a deep dive into the poo-pool of morning radio and all the hacky stuff you've come to love.
Oct 10 2016
Rank #9: Ep62 - Wow in the World
WATP is back with a new episode that doesn't sound like complete garbage. We listened to a brand new NPR show that is targeted to... toddlers? grown-ups? nobody? It's hard to say who would want to listen to this clusterfuck of a podcast. One thing is quite obvious, this show is not targeting our guest host Crosier who finds the podcast has a grand total of zero redeeming qualities. Wow in the World is a bad concept that's further hindered by poor execution. We also read a new itunes review; spoiler alert - it's not good.
Jun 18 2017
Rank #10: Ep106 - The Howard Stern Show
Crosier is back, and this time it's to discuss the Ronnie Mund Show. Also featured on this show is a guy named Howard Stern. We both ramble on and on about a bunch of stuff. We definitely didn't talk enough about how awesome Richard Christy is at drumming or how insufferable Lena Dunham is. Next time.
Baba booey! Baba booey! Howard Stern's penis! Hit 'em with the Hein!
May 20 2018
Rank #11: Ep141 - The Last Podcast on the Left
Three guys make jokes about Nazis then immediately get uncomfortable about it and talk about 90s sitcom Home Improvement instead. As I type this, this show ranks as the 8th most popular comedy show on iTunes (177 places higher than the Official Podcast).
Kaya joins the show to discuss Nazis, edgelords, Hannah Gadsby (the Opie of standups), Boomer Guy, and more.
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Feb 10 2019
Rank #12: Ep68 - Podcasts Are Wonderful
Vinnie Paulino joins the show this week to discuss a podcast that reviews other podcasts. It's pretty freakin' meta. The premise alone really puts the Shun in Inception. Unfortunately, Podcasts Are Wonderful doesn't really execute on their claim. Turns out to just be a couple of dummies unsuccessfully performing improv. And you know how much we love that. We also address recent reviews on our iTunes page which continue to be less than constructive. Apparently the fans of Rovers Morning Glory don't have a great sense of humor. Shocking!!
Jul 29 2017
Rank #13: Ep124 - Opie Radio Revisited
This week Andy and his brother Joe join the show to analyze and review a two part Opie podcast featuring Stuttering John and Jackie the Jokeman. Wow, this line-up would have been great... if this was 1998! Get it?
We also play some clips of my appearance on The Dick Show and take a victory lap. We discuss pooping at work and why long emails are paralyzing.
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Oct 14 2018
Rank #14: Ep09 - Mancow Morning Show
Kevin and Karl review the Mancow Morning Show, the April 1st, 2016 episode. If you're unfamiliar with Mancow, he does a radio show out of Chicago and is apparently a self-proclaimed "American Badass". The real truth is that he and the show are the worst, most cliched version of a "morning zoo" radio program straight out of 1996. How this is still on the air is beyond us. Enjoy our review and utter-disgust at Mancow and his crew.
Apr 10 2016
Rank #15: Ep132 - Call Her Daddy
Barstool Sports has been synonymous with average sports talk for years. But they realized something was missing. And that something was apparently... skanks. Well, problem solved.
Cros and Anndeee join the show this week to review a painful-to-listen-to d*ck tease show. We also update everyone on how terrible Stuttering John's career is going and, of course, hang out at Gebhard's with Opie and the gang.
Dec 09 2018
Rank #16: Ep59 - The Indiana Jones Minute
Do you like Indiana Jones? So do we! Do you like podcasts? Same here! Are you excited to listen to a show that focuses on a 60 second section from Temple of Doom? Neither were we. Also, we hear some big news about the future of WATP, read a review from someone who hates us, and tease another show that will likely suck. Don't miss it!
May 20 2017
Rank #17: Ep45 - Darkest Night
It's our second episode of 2017 and we couldn't be happier to bring you another scripted podcast we have reviewed. The show is called Darkest Night and features some famous voices acting through a script with more holes than a truck stop men's room. Kevin and Karl plod their way through another doozy and talk about the C word (rhymes with bunt). Yep, it's WATP at it's finest and we are back from break! Enjoy the mania!
Jan 15 2017
Rank #18: Ep29 - My Dad Wrote A Porno
Another week, another podcast reviewed on WATP. This week we had the pleasure of reviewing a podcast we actually really enjoyed called My Dad Wrote A Porno. The premise is simple. A few English folks read passages from an erotic novel written by one of the host's dads. Trust us, it's ridiculous and funny. Kevin and Karl both enjoyed this show thoroughly and pulled a bunch of clips that will hopefully convince you too. Karl shoehorns in another song parody and tells us about his weekend seeing McDonald's themed Black Sabbath cover band, Mac Sabbath. Kevin laughs a lot and says "like" roughly 342 times (we estimated) during the episode. So take that America, we CAN like a podcast as long as it features discussions of a porno nature. Enjoy!
Sep 11 2016
Rank #19: Ep116 - The Anthony Cumia Show
This week we recap what happened during our appearance on the Anthony Cumia Show last week. We even play the audio from our guest spot. But that's just the beginning.
Jen from the Jingles Department joins us to discuss the latest with Rich Vos and his appearance on Comedy at the Carlsoncast. We listen to a review from The Wicked Theory Podcast. We hear Jim Norton and Sam Roberts bash Opie. Then we review the latest Opie Radio Podcasts from the Podcast Movement in Philadelphia.
All of this and more on WATP! Go podcasting!
Aug 13 2018
Rank #20: Ep70 - The Rizzuto Show
Someone who hated WATP, and made it be known on iTunes, is a huge fan of this show. Listen, we're not for everyone, we understand that. But we're at least 10,000 times better than this piece of crap show starring a nobody named Scott Rizzuto. This St. Louis morning drive radio show turned podcast is a dud. Jen from the Jingles Department joins us to explain how this show was so bad that she started to like it. Karl disagrees.
Aug 13 2017