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@Betches

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@Betches is a weekly pop culture podcast covering the topics you actually want to hear, like analyzing celebrity breakups, influencer scandals, the TV shows we’re all watching, and important news (like if Stormi did in fact receive her Birkin for Christmas). Brought to you by Betches Media - your favorite comedic entertainment destination for women, or really anyone who likes a good laugh. Each week, you’ll hear from your favorite personalities who will also give you the deets on what it’s like to actually work at Betches (no, we don't just make Instagram stories all day), including behind the scenes stories from the HQ. (Formerly Betch Slapped)

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@Betches is a weekly pop culture podcast covering the topics you actually want to hear, like analyzing celebrity breakups, influencer scandals, the TV shows we’re all watching, and important news (like if Stormi did in fact receive her Birkin for Christmas). Brought to you by Betches Media - your favorite comedic entertainment destination for women, or really anyone who likes a good laugh. Each week, you’ll hear from your favorite personalities who will also give you the deets on what it’s like to actually work at Betches (no, we don't just make Instagram stories all day), including behind the scenes stories from the HQ. (Formerly Betch Slapped)

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1443 Ratings
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Dylan and Fat Carrie Bradshaw are Hilarious

By cem291816282 - May 13 2020
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Love their takes! Appreciate the overview that’s presented at the top too.

Keeps me informed and laughing!

By rosesandrecords - Mar 18 2020
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Thank you for giving me a podcast to listen to while in self isolation!

iTunes Ratings

1443 Ratings
Average Ratings
965
108
86
91
193

Dylan and Fat Carrie Bradshaw are Hilarious

By cem291816282 - May 13 2020
Read more
Love their takes! Appreciate the overview that’s presented at the top too.

Keeps me informed and laughing!

By rosesandrecords - Mar 18 2020
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Thank you for giving me a podcast to listen to while in self isolation!
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@Betches

Latest release on Jul 07, 2020

The Best Episodes Ranked Using User Listens

Updated by OwlTail about 1 month ago

Rank #1: #118 Is Meghan Markle Running A Royal Scam? Ft. Enty Lawyer

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Sami and Aleen are back and joined by the mythical, Enty Laya. At 6:19 Enty explains where he gets his information from and how people become sources for him. At 12:00 they do a deep investigation on Ariana Grande’s good girl image and whether it’s a facade or not. At 22:00 they talk about why there’s been a shift in celebrity partying from the night clubs of Los Angeles to the basement of their homes. At 26:00 they talk about the questionable move by Justin Bieber to not get a prenup with Hailey Baldwin. At 31:10 they talk about the strategy of celebs fabricating debilitating diseases to cover up drug problems. At 37:00 Enty spills the tea on the biggest Kardashian secrets. At 49:00 Enty gives an update on the rising tensions within the royal family.   Thanks to our sponsor, Care/of. For 25% off your first month of personalized Care/of vitamins, visit TakeCareOf.com and enter "Slapped".

Dec 25 2018

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Rank #2: #46 The Ultimate Guide To A Mans Brain w/ Jared Freid

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On this episode guest starring Jared Freid, we talk about how single people need passions, The Bachelorette finale, why girls get engaged just to get engaged, and answer a question from a listener in a five year relationship who’s boyfriend doesn’t want to have kids. Should she break up with him?

Email your Dear Betch questions to slapped@betches.com

Aug 09 2017

58mins

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Rank #3: #98 Why Was Arie Flown Into The Maldives?

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Jordana and Aleen are back with a lot of thoughts on the “Bachelorette” finale. Aleen is shocked that Becca chose Garrett over Blake. They both agree that Blake seemed genuinely upset and Garrett seems very simple minded. At 12:25 they discuss ABC’s attempt to address Garrett’s scandalous use of racist memes. Jordana maintains that Garrett’s apology was not a real apology. At 21:00 a listener writes in asking for advice on how to handle an unwanted invitation to an uncomfortable networking situation. At 26:00 A listener wonders how she can avoid being locked into a job she dislikes long term. At 29:30 they wrap up with some games including “would you rather date someone who’s been on The Bachelor or someone who’s been unemployed for 2 years?”

Aug 07 2018

35mins

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Rank #4: #100 We Love a F*cking Agenda Ft. Jaclyn Johnson, Founder of Create & Cultivate

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Sami and Aleen are back but they’re having trouble caring that mercury is out of retrograde. Will things really be different under the Pisces moon? At 4:40 they talk about the VMAs. After watching the show they’re both having trouble deciding who they love more, JLO, or Ariana Grande. At 12:05, they play Would You Rather: Be unattractive and be given JLO’s look at age 40, or have Ariana Grande’s look until age 30, but then go sharply downhill? At 18:09 Jaclyn Johnson, founder of Create & Cultivate and author of “Work Party”, joins them. Aleen tells a story about receiving a free room from Jaclyn’s company and a mix up that lead to her and Jordana sharing a king-sized bed. Jaclyn explains her influences for writing the book and who she turned to for advice. At 28:50, an overworked Betch writes in asking how to ask her employer for the raise she feels she deserves.

Aug 21 2018

36mins

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Rank #5: #13 Isn't Charlotte York Just The Absolute Worst?

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In this episode the Betches discuss Rob and Chyna's baby drama, and this week's reality TV update. Dear Betch responses are career advice on how to know if your side hustle should become your main hustle, and if you should ever reveal to your boyfriend that you've faked an orgasm. Game rounds are Shoot F*ck Marry: Love Actually and Sex and the City edition.

Dec 21 2016

32mins

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Rank #6: #83 Mourning the Death of Avicii & Our Partying Years

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Sami and Jordana mourn the death of Avicii who defined their college years, along with Blackberry. After they briefly discuss the Royal Baby. At 6:38, they begin a brief journey to Bravo land, starting with RHONY. At 15:32, they move on to I Feel Pretty and a discussion of the culture around women's bodies and body positivity. After they plug Diet Starts Tomorrow, the Betches' new podcast about food and wellness. They take a letter from a listener who's been ghosted by her friend after a 4 day bender together in Mexico that went awry. Another listener has qualms with a roommate whose parents pay her rent and is now a life/fitness coach on Insta. This episode was brought to you in partnership with Three Olives Vodka. Enjoy Responsibly.

Apr 24 2018

40mins

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Rank #7: #16 Murder & Blowouts

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Today's episode recaps Corinne's sluttiness on The Bachelor and we play (and lose) a game called "guess what past Bachelor contestants' careers were," amongst other newsworthy discussions. Dear Betch questions are about how direct to be with a guy early in dating, and about asking for a raise after your boss dicks you around.

Jan 11 2017

33mins

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Rank #8: #106 Is It Possible to Make New Friends As An Adult?

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Aleen and Sami talk about this week’s news and pop culture events. Kim and Kanye may be splitting up. Aleen says Maniac is a weird show. Also, is literally every celebrity constantly tempted by alcohol and drugs? After some fun banter, they read an excerpt called “The 5 People You Meet In Hell (At Work)” from the Betches’ new book, When’s Happy Hour? At 22:40, they take a letter from a London listener who can’t seem to connect with a work friend and now needs a letter of recommendation for a job. How can she request one from her without it coming off wrong? At 30:16, they take another letter from a listener who feels like she wants better friends and doesn’t know how to make new ones. After they wrap up with some games including Would You Rather: Not have a refrigerator or share a bathroom with everyone on your apartment floor.

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Oct 02 2018

40mins

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Rank #9: #127 Is Kris Jenner Behind The Jordyn Woods Drama?

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Sami and Jordana are back and talking about their weekend trip to Colombia, including the peaks and pits of their vacay. At 5:40 they talk about the Oscars, react to Green Book’s controversial best picture win and discuss Lady Gaga’s chemistry with Bradley Cooper. They dive into the Jordyn Woods scandal and share some Kardashian conspiracy theories. Could this all just be a ploy to get Tristan Thompson out of the picture? At 28:30 a listener writes in to ask about going on a trip with friends who want to bring their boyfriends along. Should there have been a convo before they were invited? Another listener asks for advice with running an Instagram account alongside her lazy friend. Is there any good way to tell a friend they’re f*cking up? At 42:40 they close out the show with a game of Guess the Virgin and tell us who they’d like to Betch Slap this week.

Feb 26 2019

48mins

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Rank #10: #36 The Dating App That Gets You A Boyfriend

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This amazing episode features special guest Jared Freid to discuss the new Bachelorette season, which dating apps are good for actually finding a boyfriend, and guys' obsession with The Rock. Dear Betch submission talks about a girl with a crush on her coworker who she thinks leads her on but won't make a move.

May 31 2017

51mins

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Rank #11: #14 Floppy Disc™ Is The New Whisky Dick

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This week's podcast featured our favorite male guest, Jared Freid. We discuss the upcoming Bachelor season, the death of George Michael/2016 and the pitfalls of dating a Long Island Jewish girl. Dear Betch submission asks about breaking off a long term relationship where the guy is a cheater.

Dec 28 2016

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Rank #12: #96 Why is Everyone at The Taylor Swift Concert?

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Sami and Aleen are enjoying their summer, but not as much as everyone on Instagram attending the Taylor Swift tour. Sami’s jealousy is real but she can’t help dancing to the stories. At 2:30, they discuss the onslaught of Instagram summer thirst traps, but are a bit surprised that the thirstiest appears to be Emily Ratajkowski. At 8:00, they discuss their new favorite show “Who Is America?” They think Sacha Baron Cohen is doing the Lord’s work by tricking politicians and everyday Americans into saying and doing outrageous things. At 13:16, a listener writes in asking if she should join the Navy to pay for law school. At 18:16, a listener writes in wondering if she should reconnect with members of a book club who cut her out of their crew. At 22:35, they wrap up on games including Would You Rather: attend a Taylor Swift concert every night for an entire month or be banned from ever seeing one.

Jul 24 2018

25mins

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Rank #13: #94 The Reason Celebrities Get Engaged Absurdly Fast

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Sami and Jordana are back from the weekend of July 4th and they feel done with work. They talk about the best season for hard work (Is August the worst or July?). After 10 days of slacking, it's the perfect opportunity to mention Betches' new book, When's Happy Hour? How to Work Hard So You Can Hardly Work. At 18:36 they take a letter from a listener whose bosses are described as "your average Trump voter stereotype" and who is repeatedly made uncomfortable by her boss. Should she leave or put up with the patriarchy? At 28:32, they take another letter from a listener asking about a "friend" in their friend group that cheats on her boyfriend (who's also in the group) and isn't really that good of a friend in any real way.

Jul 10 2018

43mins

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Rank #14: #12 How Am I Supposed To DJ On This Island!?

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The Betches discuss Kanye West and Donald Trump's meeting, the latest reality TV drama. We read Dear Betches asking for career advice, and impart of words wisdom on how to ask for a raise. Games were Shoot F*ck Marry: Sociopath Edition, and Would You Rather. YAY.

Dec 14 2016

31mins

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Rank #15: #21 Are You Rich Or Boughie? w/ Stassi Schroeder

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This v special episode featured Stassi Schroeder of Vanderpump Rules. We discuss behind the scenes of the show and the Pump Rules cast, debate the definition of "boughie" and answer the Dear Betch of a girl who has a 7 year flirtation with her "guy friend" -- which by the way, are guy friends even real?

Feb 15 2017

31mins

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Rank #16: #62 TBH Meghan Markle Is Kind Of Annoying

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This week Jordana and Aleen discuss the Royal engagement. They answer questions from a listener who wants to find a new job after having a baby and another who’s upset that her sister doesn’t get along with her boyfriend. They play games involving British royalty vs ‘American Royalty’ and whether or not they’d sign an sexual non-disclosure form.

Nov 29 2017

34mins

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Rank #17: #136 Did Prince William Really Cheat On Kate Middleton?

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Sami interrupts your regularly scheduled program to bring you an emergency episode on the royal cheating scandal with an assist from celeb insider, Enty Lawyer. They start by discussing the tea on the alleged Prince William cheating scandal. At 11:00 they talk about whether the feud between Meghan Markle and the Royal Family may be the reason for the rumor of the affair leaking. At 25:40 Enty gives his take on the chaotic new developments in the Britney Spears legal fiasco.

Apr 26 2019

48mins

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Rank #18: #116 Which Real Housewives Franchise Is The Tackiest?

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Aleen and Jordana are back, just in time for the Mumford and Sons concert. Aleen is a huge Mumford fan and doesn’t care if you make fun of her for it. At 6:50 they talk about the premier of season 2 of “Marvelous Mrs. Maisel”. They’re trying to keep up with the lightning fast dialogue but overall are enjoying the show and its change of scenery in season 2. At 9:30 they talk about Real Housewives of Orange County” through the years coming to the conclusion that, unfortunately, it’s a little tacky. At 17:15 a listener writes in wondering if it’s time to move home instead of living with her boyfriend and his annoying roommates. At 23:00 a listener writes in wondering if she should confront a friend who hooked up with one of her exes while they were on a break. At 29:15 they play some games including: “would you rather- live with your bf’s parents for 5 years and then live in your dream home for the rest of your life or live in a home you think is just ok forever?” “would you rather listen to Christmas music for 10 months of the year or listen to no music for 10 months of the year?” and “shoot, fuck, marry- Jason Mamoa, Liam Hemsworth, and Marcus Mumford”. Thanks to our sponsors! Living Proof- Make the switch to LivingProof TODAY by visiting LivingProof.com/SLAPPED and use promo code SLAPPED to get a free sample of their award-winning dry shampoo with your purchase.   Talkspace- To match with a perfect therapist for a fraction of the price of traditional therapy, go to Talkspace.com/BETCH, and use the code BETCH to get $45 off your first month and show your support for this show.

Dec 11 2018

38mins

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Rank #19: #103 Why Isn’t Anyone Mad At Serena’s Coach?

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Shana Tova! Sami and Jordana are back . They talk about Serena Williams’ argument with the umpire at the US Open. Sami maintains that the media wouldn’t be calling the incident a “meltdown” if Serena were a man. At 8:30 they talk about Jordana’s favorite Housewives franchise, RHONY. They agree that the cast is a mess and that Bethenny is not particularly nice to any of them. At 20:50 a listener struggling with her body image writes in asking how to mitigate a friendship that is weighing on her mental wellness. 26:15 a listener writes in asking, how to stop her new roomate from pissing on her floor while he’s sleepwalking. At 30:50 they play games including “shoot, BFF party with: Serena Williams, Carole Radiziwill and Ariana Grande. “Would you rather love everyone you work with and make 30K a year, or hate everyone you work with and make 300K per year?” “Would you rather work directly every day with your mom or your ex?” Thank to our sponsor for this episode, Ritual. Get your vitamins today by visiting ritual.com/betch

Sep 11 2018

37mins

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Rank #20: #95 Why Won’t Meghan Markle’s Dad Stop Talking Sh*t?

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Sami and Jordana are back with huge news...Mandy Moore is making music again! They take a deep dive into the life of Meghan Markle. How’s she doing in her first month of a royal? Is she unhappy and acting fake to fit in with the Royal Family? Why is she pretending that her family isn’t dysfunctional? At 16:50, a listener asks “when is it too early to leave my first job and how do I begin networking into a field I want to work in?” At 23:15, a listener asks what to do about her military boyfriend who's not ready to get married. At 30:50 they decide, given the choice, would you rather only be able to take baths for the rest of your life or have to use only your fingers for a hairbrush? It’s more complicated than you think.

Jul 17 2018

33mins

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