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Asking stupid questions so you don't have to. New episodes every Saturday.

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Asking stupid questions so you don't have to. New episodes every Saturday.

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Sex Bots

By ItsB. Rob - Mar 21 2016
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If i didn't have a wife, i'd f**k a bot

Check It Don't Wreck It!!

By The Dumbest Show You Know - Jan 28 2016
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Merry happy time....Be sure to check this one out. Jupiter Boys know whats up!!

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27 Ratings
Average Ratings
25
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1

Sex Bots

By ItsB. Rob - Mar 21 2016
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If i didn't have a wife, i'd f**k a bot

Check It Don't Wreck It!!

By The Dumbest Show You Know - Jan 28 2016
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Merry happy time....Be sure to check this one out. Jupiter Boys know whats up!!

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Asking stupid questions so you don't have to. New episodes every Saturday.

193: Christmas Crisis Management | Unfounded Sense of Accomplishment

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First, Jim wants to talk about how the boys are going to handle the hectic holiday stress this season. Then, Quinn wants to talk about feeling accomplished and other ways he can feel that way... without actually doing anything.

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.comJim's Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Every time you clap your hands, an angel shits itself. 

Dec 14 2019

24mins

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192: Whatcha Watchin? | Quinn's Video Game Platform

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Welcome back to Jupiter. Pull up a fungus.

First, Jim wants to talk about what you're watchin'

Then, Quinn wants to talk about the video games he's playin' 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.comJim's Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Nipples are nature's antennae. 

Dec 08 2019

24mins

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191: Spaghettiquette | Trump vs. Busey

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Welcome to another poopy episode. First, Quinn wants to talk about new ways of doing social nicety. Then Jim wants to hand pick the ultimate opponent for Trump in the upcoming shitstorm of 2020.

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.comJim's Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Don't look down. Or up. Or anywhere. Poke out your eyes. 

Dec 01 2019

26mins

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190: Tattoo Tech | Two Birds Stoned At Once

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First, Quinn wants to talk about the future of tattooing technology, then Jim wants to talk about doubling something up to get even more efficiency out of it. And for some reason he focuses, as usual, on the butt. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.comJim's Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Eventually it'll stop bleeding if you just don't look at it. 

Nov 24 2019

24mins

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189: Cleric Collaboration (D&D Dilemma) | Quinn's Questions About Movies Vol. 9!

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Hey folks. Welcome back to another stupendous episode. First, Jim wants to collaborate with Quinn on the creation of his character in DnD. Then, Quinn wants to ask some more questions about movies.  Who will be the best new Wolverine for Marvel? Who would direct a movie about us? Is Robert Pattinson really the right choice to play ol' Jim?

PS. Quinn was totally wrong about the pronunciation of Ventimiglia. 

***

Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.comJim's Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Farts are just your body's unwanted gas children.

Nov 16 2019

26mins

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188: FunkBuster 6000 | Rapid Rather Round 9

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Hey kids! First, Quinn wants to talk about breaking up a bad mood. Then, Jim wants to launch into some more rapid would-you-rathers!

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.comJim's Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. 

Nov 10 2019

25mins

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187: Repurposed Poopy | The Quick "Fuck It" Fraud Fix

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First, Quinn wants to find a better use for poop. Then, Jim wants to commit massive fraud and dupe some rubes. 

The audio is screwed up in this one because Quinn accidentally recorded with his computer instead of his microphone. 

***

Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.comJim's Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Thirst is just the opposite of dead. 

Nov 03 2019

26mins

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186: \\ HALLOWEENERS LIVE // Try For Terror | Quinn's History Casket: Trick-or-Treating and Jack-o-Lanterns

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Howdy Spoopsters. It's our annual Halloween special and we did this one FUCKING LIVE. We plan to do some more live eps in the future because it was super fun.  We recorded this one in the dark and you should listen to it that way as well.

In this episode, Jim wants to talk to Quinn and try to scare the absolute shit out of each other.  Then, Quinn wants to drag you into his History tomb to talk (badly and in an uninformed way) about the history Trick-or-Treating and Jack-O-Lanterns. Join us, IF YOU DARE!

***

Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.comJim's Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Going Live is a lot like eating shit. 

Oct 26 2019

35mins

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185: Modern Horror | We Get Rob Schneidered

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Hey y'all. On this episode, Quinn wants to invent new horror monsters and Jim wants to talk about having animal parts fused into your body. Standard Jupiter Boys nonsense. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.comJim's Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Ain't no party like a one-man party 'cause a one-man party is depression.

Oct 19 2019

23mins

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184: Monster Movie Modernization | Jim's Naughty Bits - Bate Technology 2019

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Welcome to spoop month, folks. First, Quinn wants to jump right into the spoopiness by modernizing some movie monsters. We've probably done that before, but who cares at this point? Then, Jim wants to talk about the newest innovations in 'bate technology. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.comJim's Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When you go it alone, sometimes you have to scream into the void until the echo bounces back. 

Oct 13 2019

25mins

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