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Ain't Slayed Nobody | Call of Cthulhu Podcast

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Rank #44 in Comedy Fiction category

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Comedy Fiction
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Call of Cthulhu comedy-horror podcast riding through the American Old West. Saddle up as we turn femurs into mist and canteens into grenades. Tombstone meets The Thing meets The Adventure Zone. We play a tabletop RPG but you don't need to know the rules at all to saddle up and laugh along with us. Thank you and good luck out there. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Call of Cthulhu comedy-horror podcast riding through the American Old West. Saddle up as we turn femurs into mist and canteens into grenades. Tombstone meets The Thing meets The Adventure Zone. We play a tabletop RPG but you don't need to know the rules at all to saddle up and laugh along with us. Thank you and good luck out there. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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These varmints are talented!

By More than MIskatonic - May 15 2020
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Great production values, cast, and Keeper. Without a doubt one of my favorite shows!

Terrifyingly Hilarious

By Adixon6 - Apr 08 2020
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The truly funny needs no explanation.

iTunes Ratings

116 Ratings
Average Ratings
111
3
2
0
0

These varmints are talented!

By More than MIskatonic - May 15 2020
Read more
Great production values, cast, and Keeper. Without a doubt one of my favorite shows!

Terrifyingly Hilarious

By Adixon6 - Apr 08 2020
Read more
The truly funny needs no explanation.

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Ain't Slayed Nobody | Call of Cthulhu Podcast

Latest release on Jan 14, 2021

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Call of Cthulhu comedy-horror podcast riding through the American Old West. Saddle up as we turn femurs into mist and canteens into grenades. Tombstone meets The Thing meets The Adventure Zone. We play a tabletop RPG but you don't need to know the rules at all to saddle up and laugh along with us. Thank you and good luck out there. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Trailer for Ain't Slayed Nobody TTRPG - Season 1 Y'all of Cthulhu

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A short teaser for our actual play Call of Cthulhu RPG podcast set in the Old West. Season 1 is called Y'all of Cthulhu and Chaosium's Down Darker Trails is our foundation for scenarios. We blend humor and horror with an emphasis on sound design and role playing. Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed.

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Jan 10 2020

1min

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Ep. 0: Y'all of Cthulhu - Meet the Investigators

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Howdy pardner, and welcome to Ain’t Slayed Nobody, a Call of Cthulhu actual play podcast in an Old West setting. In this introductory episode, meet our party of investigators and learn how they came together in this world of the lawful, the lawless, and everything in between. Saddle up there, hoss, and take a ride Down Darker Trails as we shoot and holler our way out of any situation the Keeper can throw at us. Cosmic horror and humor await in this twisted H.P. Lovecraft style Western. Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed.

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Jan 12 2020

12mins

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Ep. 1: Y'all of Cthulhu - An Occurrence at Canutillo Bridge

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The posse begins their quest in grand Old Western tradition: with a hanging. Bullets begin to fly as a shady priest, a rough and tumble miner, a suave former outlaw, and an earnest hobo join vengeful Deputy Sheriff Ellie Bishop on the Canutillo Railroad Bridge. Little does this ragtag posse know of the cosmic Lovecraft horrors that are about to unfold. Will our investigators ever actually investigate something on their hunt for gang leader Colin Brock, or will they holler and shoot their way to some kind of resolution? Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed.

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Jan 14 2020

59mins

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Ep. 2: Y'all of Cthulhu - Burning Man

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Our investigators actually begin to investigate the oddities they encounter as they ride down darker trails. The posse’s adventures take a turn towards the macabre as they discover a mysterious figure out in the desert and an abandoned cabin in the woods. There’s no way any of this could go horribly wrong, right? What Lovecraftian horror and surprises will the party uncover as they continue their fateful ride towards Olvido? Who is Kate Caldwell? And will the NPCs survive long enough to pass vital information on to our investigators, or will they die in a hail of bullets? Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed.

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Feb 11 2020

1hr 18mins

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Ep. 3: Y'all of Cthulhu - What Dreams May Call

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It's time for some scary stories in the dark as our posse confronts some creepifying cosmic horror out in a mysterious dreamscape. Back in the real world—or is it?—the party deals with some dromedary affairs and attempts to drown their sorrows in the suspicious town of Mesilla as they continue on their way down darker trails to Olvido. Who—or what—will the party encounter in the dreamscape? What was Sparky’s deal, anyway? Will any mysteries be solved, or just more uncovered? And more importantly, just how much whisky can the party drink in one sitting? Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed.

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Mar 10 2020

1hr 19mins

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Ep. 4: Y'all of Cthulhu - Rolling in the Deep

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The posse gets schooled as they pay a visit to New Mexico A&M university in the hopes of learning more about the strange things they’ve encountered on their ride down darker trails thus far. A side quest takes them on an archaeological dig in the hopes of uncovering some history and earning loot along the way. What strange Lovecraftian horrors lurk in the caves beneath the New Mexico desert? Will they actually find any gold? And will they all make it out alive to continue their original quest? Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed.

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Apr 14 2020

1hr 19mins

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Ep. 5: Y'all of Cthulhu - Six Underground

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Our posse has a bone to pick with the creeping cosmic horrors in the deep caverns under Baylor Peak. But Jeremiah isn’t the only strange old critter underground, and the investigators may find that escaping isn’t as simple as retracing their steps. What unseen terrors await them in the darkness? What is Ellie's situation? Will any of them live to regret taking on this side quest? And just how many bouts of madness can this posse take before all hell breaks loose? Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed.

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May 12 2020

1hr 21mins

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Ep. 6: Y'all of Cthulhu - Run of Luck

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Our posse tries to extricate themselves from the cave system without dying or losing all of their sanity in the process. But things get a little ghoulish out there down darker trails, and the investigators may soon find that they push their luck and lose their grip far too quickly in this world of Lovecraftian horrors. What are the party's chances of everyone making it out alive? Will Johnny ever manage to dodge anything? Will Ellie survive to get her crew back on the road towards Olvido, or will this side quest ultimately prove fatal? Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed.

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Jun 09 2020

1hr 28mins

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Ep. 1: Fairyland - Into the Woods

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On this Ain't Slayed Nobody mini-arc: the ASN crew and guest Keeper Scott Dorward tackle the cosmic horrors of 19th century Scotland in Cthulhu Dark. Bill McDonald and his family arrive back in their ancestral homeland in the Scottish highlands, ready to take up a new life as homesteaders. But the family quickly discovers that something isn't quite right in woods around their new home, and a little harmless exploration may prove deadly. Is the house haunted? What is that strange laughter coming from the woods? And, more importantly, will anyone manage to survive Scott Dorward's first episode? Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed.

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Jun 23 2020

1hr 10mins

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Ep. 2: Fairyland - Into the Town

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Bill McDonald and his family try to settle into their new jobs after a traumatizing first night at Linty Farm. Cryptic comments from the townsfolk build the tension for our party, and it soon becomes clear that fear and terror are the order of the day in Cullingstone. What is wrong with the children in this town? Is Maggie safe? What unimaginable horrors lurk in the woods? And will Ol' McDonald live to have his farm? Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed.

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Jul 07 2020

1hr 14mins

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Ep. 3: Fairyland - Into the Madness

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The night is dark and full of terrors for the McDonald family as their encounters with the cosmic horrors of Fairyland draw to their conclusion. The tenuous sanity holding the family to reality grow ever weaker as they learn the truth about the town's children and come face to face with their own nightmares. Is Maggie safe? Will anyone survive Fairyland? And worse...do they even want to? Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed.

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Jul 12 2020

1hr 38mins

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Ep. 7: Y'all of Cthulhu - Mountain Lion

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Our posse has some 'splainin' to do as they flee the ghouls of Baylor Peak. But they quickly find that ghouls aren't the only cosmic horror lurking in the Old West, and they're going to need every bit of healing they can get before their luck runs out. Can Lance ever actually fail at anything? Will our wounded party members make it out alive? What is lurking on the shelves of the old curio shop? And crucially: will the party ever actually make friends with an NPC? Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed.

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Jul 14 2020

1hr 11mins

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Ep. 8: Y'all of Cthulhu - Bed, Bath, and Beyond

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The party's attempt at some R&R goes horribly awry as violence and nightmarish visions of cosmic horror follow them through the town of Las Cruces. As Johnny finally takes a bath, Ellie rests up, and the whole party attempts to drown their trauma in the bottom of a whisky glass, new acquaintances bring new threats and new information about the elusive Colin Brock. Will the posse uncover the source of their nightmares? What's up with that definitely not haunted house in town? And will our investigators get anywhere close to their quarry this season? Only time will tell, Down Darker Trails. Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed.

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Aug 11 2020

1hr 11mins

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Ep. 9: Y'all of Cthulhu - House Call

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Rested but reeling from the terrible nightmares plaguing them, Sheriff Ellie and her posse begin to investigate the "definitely not haunted" Prestwick House in Las Cruces. Familiar names and unfamiliar horrors await them in the dark, and no one knows if they will all live to see the light of day. What new cosmic horrors lurk in this quest? How is the party not out of Luck yet? And will the party's past finally catch up to them? Only time will tell, as we continue down darker trails. Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed.

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Sep 08 2020

1hr 9mins

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Ep. 1: UNLAND - Theme Parkour

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On this special mini-arc of Ain't Slayed Nobody: A long-shuttered amusement park with a scandalous past proves irresistible for our team of parkour enthusiasts looking to go viral. Flips and tricks abound as J0ns3y, Maxx, Kevin, and Jason film and bicker their way into a light bit of breaking and entering. What secrets lie beyond the shuttered gates of the Funland amusement park? What secrets are our protagonists hiding, even from each other? And how long can the investigators test the GM's patience before he shoves them into the park himself? With Keeper Scott Dorward and guest-starring Joe Trier and Eoghan Falvey from How We Roll. Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed.

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Sep 22 2020

1hr 46mins

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Ep. 2: UNLAND - Emergency Exit

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Our investigators are pulled ever deeper into UNLAND, where new terrors await them at every turn. The familiar becomes the horrible as they quickly learn nothing - and no one - is what it seems. What's that in the mirror? Where's the exit? And does splitting the party ever lead to any good for anyone? With Keeper Scott Dorward and guest-starring Joe Trier and Eoghan from How We Roll. Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed.

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Oct 06 2020

1hr 10mins

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Ep. 3: UNLAND - Last Admission

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Our investigators come to some terrifying conclusions as their ill-fated adventure in UNLAND finally ends (or does it?). Lives are shattered as easily as mirrors as dark truths come to light and reality proves only skin deep in this place. What is dead may never die, especially in UNLAND, and our parkour enthusiasts may learn that some things are, perhaps, even worse than death. What truths await the investigators at the end of the ride? Who will leave the park and who will stay? What horrors still lurk in the shadows? The truth will come out. One way or another. With Scott Dorward as Keeper and guest-starring Joe Trier and Eoghan from How We Roll. Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed.


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Oct 06 2020

1hr 22mins

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Ep. 10: Y'all of Cthulhu - Down Darker Trials

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The posse's past comes back to haunt them as the townsfolk of Las Cruces use some good old trial and error to find some answers about what happened at Baylor Peak. With court now in session, the investigators had better get their stories straight if they hope to make it out unscathed. What will be the consequences of their actions? Has their luck finally run out? And most importantly, will they finally learn a valuable lesson about how they treat NPCs? Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed.

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Oct 13 2020

1hr 10mins

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Ep. 1: Mister Corbitt - Grounds for Concern

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On this special mini-arc of Ain't Slayed Nobody: Lucky Davenport and her team of ghost hunters tackle a mansion of madness as they investigate the strange goings-on at the home of Mr. Corbitt. The party may not be afraid of no ghosts, but the cosmic horrors awaiting them may be more than even they can handle. What secrets lie buried in this quiet Boston suburb? What is the reclusive Mister Corbitt hiding? And most importantly, who's going to die first? With Guest Keeper Mike Mason, Chaosium Call of Cthulhu. Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed.


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Oct 27 2020

59mins

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Ep. 2: Mister Corbitt - Fear and Loathing

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Our team of ghost hunters continue their exploration of the mysterious Corbitt house after their grisly discovery in the garden. They quickly discover that what's inside the house may be far worse than what they encountered outside it, but even those horrors can't compare to Boston highway traffic. Will Eddie ever make it back to rejoin the party, or is he doomed to sit in his car while everyone else goes mad? Does the ghost-busting equipment actually work? What's in the greenhouse? And most importantly, how long will it take for someone to set the house on fire? With special guest Keeper Mike Mason from Chaosium. Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed.

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Nov 03 2020

56mins

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iTunes Ratings

116 Ratings
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These varmints are talented!

By More than MIskatonic - May 15 2020
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Great production values, cast, and Keeper. Without a doubt one of my favorite shows!

Terrifyingly Hilarious

By Adixon6 - Apr 08 2020
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The truly funny needs no explanation.