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Legends Of The Painty Men

Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Multiple Late Night Appearances) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Showtime, TV Land and Jimmy Kimmel) nerd out about what drew them into Warhammer: Age of Sigmar, Games Workshop modeling and their philosophies on gaming. Listen to two comedians banter about the state of their favorite game, the kinds of games they like to play, the people they like to play with and the models they love. NSFW language so wear headphones if your boss is around.

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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 26: Sigmar DnD

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop war game, Age Of Sigmar. On this episode John explains the new Age of Sigmar rpg to Andrew, gets most likely ripped off by a counterfeit miniatures scam from Russia and people keep sending Andrew hot female Ogor mini pics.

1hr 12mins

31 May 2020

Rank #1

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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 20: Bleeding For The Hobby

Comedians John Roy (Historical Roasts, Late Night) and Andrew DeWitt (The Misery Index, Sundance) send up their favorite table top game, Warhammer: Age of Sigmar. On this episode they answer fan questions, talk about new Ogors, Shadespire vs Warcry and Andrew suffers a deadly hobby accident. 

1hr 34mins

29 Oct 2019

Rank #2

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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 003: What Deepkin Look Like To Normal People, Coffee Ground Basing, Daughters of Khaine vs. Khorne And More!

Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Multiple Late Night Appearances) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Showtime, TV Land and Jimmy Kimmel) send up their favorite tabletop game: Age Of Sigmar with bits riffs and real talk about the hobby. They talk hooking up with Melusai, what Deepkin look like to normal people, homicide detectives in Age of Sigmar, Daughters of Khaine vs. Khorne, and more! NSFW language so wear headphones if your boss is around.  Music: 80's Action Kevin Macleod incompotech.com 

1hr 18mins

14 Jul 2018

Rank #3

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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 21: Ogors, Everybody Eats (People), and Sigmar’s Catch Phrase

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game in the stupidest fashion. This episode they talk about cool new Ogor models, the Venn Diagram of Sigmar cannibalism, and they come up with a much needed catch phrase for the game. Music by Flux Pavilion @fluxpavilion.

1hr 31mins

12 Nov 2019

Rank #4

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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 15: Fan Questions And Dumb Answerssv

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt talk about their favorite table top game, Warhammer: Age of Sigmar. On this episode they dive in on fan questions ranging from favorite point size battle to what are Skaven.  Music 80’s Action by Kevin MacLeod incompetech.com

1hr 45mins

28 May 2019

Rank #5

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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 18: Sigmar Saturday Morning 80’s Cartoon

Comedians Andrew DeWitt and John Roy send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode they talk about what an 80’s cartoon of AoS would look like, do a MFK of the Chaos Gods and Andrew tells John how to avoid giving his lady miniature faces 5 o’clock shadow.

1hr 27mins

22 Aug 2019

Rank #6

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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 16: Contrast Paints, DMT, And Warhammer Memes

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top miniature game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they talk about the new contrast paints, their uses, and what John and Andrew think about them. They also talk snacks, DMT gnomes and dank Age of Sigmar memes. 

1hr 25mins

1 Jul 2019

Rank #7

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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 19: Bone Reaping That High Fructose Khorne Syrup

Comedians Andrew DeWitt (Jimmy Kimmel, The Misery Index) and John Roy (Star Search, Historical Roasts) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk Bone Reaper aesthetics, do a faction focus on your favorite murder mutt, Khorne and explain wysiwyg in the worst way possible.  Music by the extremely talented @fluxpavilion 

1hr 24mins

23 Sep 2019

Rank #8

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Episode 17 : The Untamed Beast Tale Of Beast Skull Lord Brian (reupload)

Temporary reupload to slightly address an audio level mishap. Andrew will investigate the wave on PC when he is back in town. With that out of the way, BEHOLD! Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar in hilarious infantile fashion. On this episode they answer fan questions, talk about War Cry and Andrew loses 3 minutes of the podcast in the dumbest, most on brand way possible. They also debut an amazing array of new sound bits, songs and stings curtesy of the amazing Flux Pavilion! @fluxpavilion on twitter or see him live in front of THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE! Check out Painty Men on Patreon! Patreon.com/legendsofthepaintymen Shout out!  HATE (hackney area tabletop enthusiasts) @ The Bethnell Green Working mans club Josh, Ross, Chris, Pat, Matt G, Matt D, Mark, Dave, Landy and Dan. East Londons premium Age of Sigmar friendship group.

1hr 32mins

4 Aug 2019

Rank #9

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Legends of The Painty Men Bonus Episode May/April

Our post paint and chat bonus episode, we answer some listener questions (if you didn’t have a chance to ask do t worry we’re doing another round soon!) and talk about the new AoS giants! Sound recorded via zoom so a little tinnier than usual! Hopefully the virus will be over soon and we can record face to face!

59mins

1 May 2020

Rank #10

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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 22: Hot BBW Ogors and Redneck Chaos

Andrew misplaced one of his mic cords so they ran the audio off his iPad, there’s a bit of echo from the table but otherwise, it’ll do! In this episode John Roy and Andrew DeWitt talk about everyone sending him the new female Ogors as well as the redneck life of The Unmade.

1hr 20mins

20 Dec 2019

Rank #11

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Legends of The Painty Men Bonus Question And Answers !

Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Historical Roasts) and Andrew DeWitt (Tru Tv and The Misery Index) send us their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode, they start a new tradition of recording a monthly bonus episode of questions and answers for listeners. This was from the same batch where Andrew forgot a mic cable so forgive the audio and also he couldn’t find the part where John asks him to add a musical sting so just imagine it. Love you.

48mins

30 Dec 2019

Rank #12

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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 24: Ogroid Rage

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they talk about new miniatures, that totally aren’t a Sphinx and a Minotaur cause you can’t copyright those. Music by the way too talented @fluxpavilion. 

1hr 12mins

21 Feb 2020

Rank #13

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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 25: Yak Attack

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they talk about the bovine, beauties or beasties (depending on your point of view) of the new Lumineth Aelves. Music by the far too talented Flux Pavilion @fluxpavilion 

1hr 14mins

2 Apr 2020

Rank #14

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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 23: High Falutin Aelves

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they talk about elf hats. Music by the way too talented @fluxpavilion. 

1hr 9mins

31 Jan 2020

Rank #15