In a brazen attempt to show the freeloaders EVERYTHING we do on GOML, we crammed in a couple of stories from basically every general topic we cover: Green Screens, Feminism, War on Kids, LGBTQ, My Pet Biden, Competence Crisis, Racism, Proud Boys, Mail Bag, and Final Video all get their due. Finally, the subscribers get a special treat. Gavin translates Biden's gibberish into coherent English. Unfortunately, our intrepid host pays a hefty price.

In a brazen attempt to show the freeloaders EVERYTHING we do on GOML, we crammed in a couple of stories from basically every general topic we cover: Green Screens, Feminism, War on Kids, LGBTQ, My Pet Biden, Competence Crisis, Racism, Proud Boys, Mail Bag, and Final Video all get their due. Finally, the subscribers get a special treat. Gavin translates Biden's gibberish into coherent English. Unfortunately, our intrepid host pays a hefty price.

S4E282 - THE EVERYTHING SHOW (Part 1)

Academia is falling apart as diversity hires make it to leadership positions, women are still under the impression they can fight, Joe Biden has completely lost the ability to speak, and white people still hate themselves. Oh well, there's always your family.

S4E279 - BABY AL CAPONES (Part 1)

This is FREE. You can have this one on the house, but get your life together and sign up already. Enough is enough, bitch. Promo code: ONEMONTH for a free month.    After mocking male feminists for raping chicks, we attack robots, meet a guy with two dicks, laugh at Kamala Harris, ridicule fake hunger strikes, watch Ryan's sex tape, and high five Britain for FINALLY winning the war on woke.

S4E276 - ROBOTS AREN'T REAL (Part 1)

The Island Boys are in love, men are paying to be kicked in the balls, women are celebrating their loneliness, babies are being starved to death, and it's racist to object to riots. WTF is going on!? CORRECTION: The opening song is "Oligarchy" by DC duo Teen Mortgage.

The Island Boys are in love, men are paying to be kicked in the balls, women are celebrating their loneliness, babies are being starved to death, and it's racist to object to riots. WTF is going on!? CORRECTION: The opening song is "Oligarchy" by DC duo Teen Mortgage.

S4E274 - LIVING IN A JOKE (Part 1)

This is less than half of the full episode, sign up you gaylord.  The sequel. After some alternative music talk and a look at hipster porn star Joanna Angel, we finally find one of these racist white guys everyone's been talking about. Then, Kamala Harris tells us we have to, uh, something about not being burdened by the past. She said it 100 times but it's the least catchy catchphrase ever created.

This is less than half of the full episode, sign up you gaylord. The sequel. After some alternative music talk and a look at hipster porn star Joanna Angel, we finally find one of these racist white guys everyone's been talking about. Then, Kamala Harris tells us we have to, uh, something about not being burdened by the past. She said it 100 times but it's the least catchy catchphrase ever created.

S4E271 - TERRIBLE TITS, TOO (Part 1)

Back from visiting hooligans on the lam, the G breaks down 10 things he’s learned about hard men. We also look at Queen, Sid Vicious, Paul Weller, Tim Pool, Emma Vigeland, Pit Bulls, and great dads.

Back from visiting hooligans on the lam, the G breaks down 10 things he’s learned about hard men. We also look at Queen, Sid Vicious, Paul Weller, Tim Pool, Emma Vigeland, Pit Bulls, and great dads.

S4E265 - TOUGH GUYS (Part 1)

On this partially free Friday show, we hit some classic segments, like My Pet Biden, Feminism, and War on Cops. Then move on to discuss the new season of "I Think You Should Leave", Kevin Hart's terrible movie "Night School", drunk Tara Reid, and childless women who have pet bees.

 S4E263 - IPAD UP MY ASS (Part 1)

After an alarmingly brief free portion, we deep dive into the Danny Masterson rape charge because it seems fishy. Then, it's Joe Biden falling, Trump winning, and a swarm of illegals destroying New York City.

 S4E260 - RACCOONS LIVE IN YOUR MOUTH (Part 1)

Deranged women are sabotaging their own corporations, young men are sexually mutilating themselves, cucks are cucksplaining, animals are attacking us, and the elites are turning an irrelevant schoolyard scrap into an international terror incident. Tommy tried to point out the latter and now he's going to prison.  GUEST: TOMMY ROBINSON

Deranged women are sabotaging their own corporations, young men are sexually mutilating themselves, cucks are cucksplaining, animals are attacking us, and the elites are turning an irrelevant schoolyard scrap into an international terror incident. Tommy tried to point out the latter and now he's going to prison.  GUEST: TOMMY ROBINSON

S4E258 - SUPPORT TOMMY (PART 1)

Here are 20 things from the movie Idiocracy that came true but before we get to that, check out Australian goth surf, Island Boys tattoo removal, Michael Rappaport’s Trump Derangement Syndrome, innocent Karens, and guilty of being white.

Here are 20 things from the movie Idiocracy that came true but before we get to that, check out Australian goth surf, Island Boys tattoo removal, Michael Rappaport’s Trump Derangement Syndrome, innocent Karens, and guilty of being white.

S4E255 - IDIOCRACY (Part 1)

We tried their way. We tried apologies, capitulation, and shame. Now it's time for them to try something: GET OFF MY LAWN.531625

F politics. F it hard. But, Gavin make politics factual and yet still entertaining.

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We tried their way. We tried apologies, capitulation, and shame. Now it's time for them to try something: GET OFF MY LAWN. 531625

Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

Some chick who got caught sleeping with her sources just wrote a story for the New York Times that applauds the police for shifting their focus away from Islamic terrorism and over to whitesupremists. This forces us to revisit the biggest shootings of the past ten years and prove, beyond the shadow of a doubt that Nazis are not a thing ESPECIALLY in Manhattan. Grow up, Clown World! Oh, and then we take a bunch of calls and hear about a guy who can't graduate from Spanish class until he attends a seminar on white privilege. No, we're not kidding.

Some chick who got caught sleeping with her sources just wrote a story for the New York Times that applauds the police for shifting their focus away from Islamic terrorism and over to whitesupremists. This forces us to revisit the biggest shootings of the past ten years and prove, beyond the shadow of a doubt that Nazis are not a thing ESPECIALLY in Manhattan. Grow up, Clown World! Oh, and then we take a bunch of calls and hear about a guy who can't graduate from Spanish class until he attends a seminar on white privilege. No, we're not kidding.

GOML LIVE #25 | R.E.M.E.

We are living in an American where Big Brother doesn’t have to show up for work. We voluntarily film everyone’s transgressions and call the police as each one happens. How did we get here?

We are living in an American where Big Brother doesn’t have to show up for work. We voluntarily film everyone’s transgressions and call the police as each one happens. How did we get here?

GOML LIVE #47 | KAREN DICTATORSHIP (Part 1)

After laughing at the audacity of Jussie Smollet and students who can’t bear the thought of Ann Coulter saying words, we focus on a video of some college republican who blurts out “call the police” when a fat girl waves some paper at him. We really need better adrenaline control, guys. We also briefly go over the week’s highlights and take a TON of calls.

After laughing at the audacity of Jussie Smollet and students who can’t bear the thought of Ann Coulter saying words, we focus on a video of some college republican who blurts out “call the police” when a fat girl waves some paper at him. We really need better adrenaline control, guys. We also briefly go over the week’s highlights and take a TON of calls.

GOML LIVE #22 | CALL THE POLICE

After hearing from some crazy old lady who thinks the “end is nigh” because YouTube is updating their terms on December 10th, we go back over the week and look at some of the more ridiculousness moments from the past week. Lots of people cried (Tim Hunt was right), lots of people got free inventions, and lots of people realized Don Cherry did nothing wrong. After the first hour, we go behind the paywall and take about a million calls.

After hearing from some crazy old lady who thinks the “end is nigh” because YouTube is updating their terms on December 10th, we go back over the week and look at some of the more ridiculousness moments from the past week. Lots of people cried (Tim Hunt was right), lots of people got free inventions, and lots of people realized Don Cherry did nothing wrong. After the first hour, we go behind the paywall and take about a million calls.

GOML LIVE #21 | HIGHLIGHTS

While exploring the greatest hits of the week and going through Harvey Weinstein's charges, we step into the ring and demonstrate the best way to kick the crap out of professional boxers. Then we take a heap of calls and there is a ton of advice giving to the kids today.

While exploring the greatest hits of the week and going through Harvey Weinstein's charges, we step into the ring and demonstrate the best way to kick the crap out of professional boxers. Then we take a heap of calls and there is a ton of advice giving to the kids today.

GOML LIVE #29 | HOW TO FIGHT

We start out attacking my neighbors for picking up twigs on earth day. Apparently sticks are bad for the environment and buying tons of plastic bags to pick them up is good for mother earth. Then, I talk about my weekend which included hanging out with cops and riding a boat around Manhattan. There were two major fights and Milo Yiannopoulos got chased out of a restaurant but otherwise it was a pretty fun weekend.

We start out attacking my neighbors for picking up twigs on earth day. Apparently sticks are bad for the environment and buying tons of plastic bags to pick them up is good for mother earth. Then, I talk about my weekend which included hanging out with cops and riding a boat around Manhattan. There were two major fights and Milo Yiannopoulos got chased out of a restaurant but otherwise it was a pretty fun weekend.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #44 | Picking up garbage has nothing to do with helping the environment

This is a very serious episode about jokes and what’s happened to them. Political correctness has infiltrated all of comedy now and the result is sketch comedy, stand-up, movies, and TV are only allowed to offend one group: kids. Comedy is still wildly offensive but only in regards to that group. The end result is the bits become even more disgusting because you’re seeing comics handle blacks, Jews, gays etc with kid gloves and then treating children like they’re human garbage.

This is a very serious episode about jokes and what’s happened to them. Political correctness has infiltrated all of comedy now and the result is sketch comedy, stand-up, movies, and TV are only allowed to offend one group: kids. Comedy is still wildly offensive but only in regards to that group. The end result is the bits become even more disgusting because you’re seeing comics handle blacks, Jews, gays etc with kid gloves and then treating children like they’re human garbage.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #72 | There's a funny thing happening in comedy

1- BE CHEAP: Don’t go out with tons of people for a huge dinner. 2- TAKE ABUSE: You’re not going to make money for the first two years of doing a thing. Get over it. 3- BE FUNN: When courting a lady, focus on having a good time, not getting laid. 4- WEAR CLASSICS: If you’re not into fashion, stick to classics like Chuck Taylors. 5- DON’T FIGHT: If you need to get into a fight, keep it as short as possible. 6- DON’T EAT: Food is for pussies. 7- PARTY RIGHT: Follow the D.O.W.N.E.R. rules. 8- CLEAN YOUR ROOM: The road to improvement starts small. 9- QUIT PORN: Get off the couch. 10- FAMILY FIRST: Make good with your parents and siblings.

1- BE CHEAP: Don’t go out with tons of people for a huge dinner. 2- TAKE ABUSE: You’re not going to make money for the first two years of doing a thing. Get over it. 3- BE FUNN: When courting a lady, focus on having a good time, not getting laid. 4- WEAR CLASSICS: If you’re not into fashion, stick to classics like Chuck Taylors. 5- DON’T FIGHT: If you need to get into a fight, keep it as short as possible. 6- DON’T EAT: Food is for pussies. 7- PARTY RIGHT: Follow the D.O.W.N.E.R. rules. 8- CLEAN YOUR ROOM: The road to improvement starts small. 9- QUIT PORN: Get off the couch. 10- FAMILY FIRST: Make good with your parents and siblings.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #123 | Here are 10 tips for young men

My life is far from perfect. I’ve made a lot of mistakes. This podcast is more a, “Do as I say not as I do” kind of thing. This extra-long ep tells you how to do everything right from birth, childhood, adolescence, young adulthood, marriage, parenthood, and retirement. Short version: try to make your life the 1980s.   PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUICK SURVEY! https://survey.libsyn.com/getoffmylawnpod

My life is far from perfect. I’ve made a lot of mistakes. This podcast is more a, “Do as I say not as I do” kind of thing. This extra-long ep tells you how to do everything right from birth, childhood, adolescence, young adulthood, marriage, parenthood, and retirement. Short version: try to make your life the 1980s.   PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUICK SURVEY! <a href="https://survey.libsyn.com/getoffmylawnpod" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://survey.libsyn.com/getoffmylawnpod</a>

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #103 | How to have a perfect life

(Part 2 only on Censored.tv) That's where we get to do stuff that YouTube would poo-poo us for. GOML LIVE streams on Censored.TV every Thursday, taking your calls and hitting on all the things that are fun and good. After freaking out about the Mexican chick in Hobbs and Shaw, a caller asks why some guys are tit guys and some guys are ass guys. We then talk to a couple guys of Proud boys who are being attacked by "civil rights" groups for, I don't know, being employed? Turns out, a lot of these anti-hate groups are really just anti-Trump groups and they care more about getting illegals to vote than they do any real "social justice." Finally, we go through a boat load of letter and take a TON of calls.

(Part 2 only on <a href="http://Censored.tv" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Censored.tv</a>) That's where we get to do stuff that YouTube would poo-poo us for. GOML LIVE streams on <a href="http://Censored.TV" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Censored.TV</a> every Thursday, taking your calls and hitting on all the things that are fun and good. After freaking out about the Mexican chick in Hobbs and Shaw, a caller asks why some guys are tit guys and some guys are ass guys. We then talk to a couple guys of Proud boys who are being attacked by "civil rights" groups for, I don't know, being employed? Turns out, a lot of these anti-hate groups are really just anti-Trump groups and they care more about getting illegals to vote than they do any real "social justice." Finally, we go through a boat load of letter and take a TON of calls.

GOML LIVE #17 | HOT CHICKS

After carefully discussing a visit by the DA and two detectives at 8 in the morning, we talk about women in that weird part of the world where China meets Eastern Europe. Turns out, their feminists are fat and ugly too. This leads to a discussion on shithole countries and the idiots who get murdered there while trying to prove they’re actually wonderful places to be. When we get to the call in portion of the show, it goes so poorly it becomes funny in a so-bad-it’s-good way.

After carefully discussing a visit by the DA and two detectives at 8 in the morning, we talk about women in that weird part of the world where China meets Eastern Europe. Turns out, their feminists are fat and ugly too. This leads to a discussion on shithole countries and the idiots who get murdered there while trying to prove they’re actually wonderful places to be. When we get to the call in portion of the show, it goes so poorly it becomes funny in a so-bad-it’s-good way.

#153 | The NYPD just came to my house

After checking in on possibly the biggest loser in the world, we go through the latest news including El Chapo's dead lover, Justin Trudeau in blackface, #MeToo, and Lilly Singh's horrible new show. Then, we talk to callers but not before breaking down the five levels of antifa which goes from the bottom (the orphans) to the top (the billionaires).

After checking in on possibly the biggest loser in the world, we go through the latest news including El Chapo's dead lover, Justin Trudeau in blackface, #MeToo, and Lilly Singh's horrible new show. Then, we talk to callers but not before breaking down the five levels of antifa which goes from the bottom (the orphans) to the top (the billionaires).

GOML LIVE #13 | THE FIVE TYPES OF ANTIFA

We're in Texas, yeeehaw! Drinking beer, talking about buttholes, treasured memories, and noobs. The audio is weird since we're using Lav mics. There's video of this one, go to my YouTube channel for that. 

We're in Texas, yeeehaw! Drinking beer, talking about buttholes, treasured memories, and noobs. The audio is weird since we're using Lav mics. There's video of this one, go to my YouTube channel for that.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #113 | Let's list all the people who are a noob

In this pornographic NSFW podcast, I get into the different types of tits and why my friend got AIDS. There’s also the time in high school the uncircumcised guys would fight the circumcised guys by wedgie-ing them to death. The moral of all these stories is men appreciate women a lot more than women seem prepared to admit. Basically, we’d sleep with any woman who hasn’t appeared on “My 600-lb life."

In this pornographic NSFW podcast, I get into the different types of tits and why my friend got AIDS. There’s also the time in high school the uncircumcised guys would fight the circumcised guys by wedgie-ing them to death. The moral of all these stories is men appreciate women a lot more than women seem prepared to admit. Basically, we’d sleep with any woman who hasn’t appeared on “My 600-lb life."

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #46 | I never really got tits

I was recently contacted by NYT reporter Rob Kuznia about my aversion to pornography. Apparently, some sex columnist who calls herself Lux Alptraum claims it’s anti-Semitic. The logic pretzel you need to get to this conclusion is a great example of Clown World journalism and how far papers like the New York Times have fallen. Social Justice Warriors aren’t just blogging at HuffPo anymore. They are at formerly reputable papers like NYT and Washington Post. They’re also on MSNBC and CNN. Antifa and Medium are reputable sources and if someone has a Word doc that says the president paid whores to pee on Obama’s bed, well that’s all the proof we need. What was once an exclusive is now an amateur orgy where the password to get in is, “Nazi.” We also go deep into the Mail Bag and discover our listeners insults could do with a tune-up.

I was recently contacted by NYT reporter Rob Kuznia about my aversion to pornography. Apparently, some sex columnist who calls herself Lux Alptraum claims it’s anti-Semitic. The logic pretzel you need to get to this conclusion is a great example of Clown World journalism and how far papers like the New York Times have fallen. Social Justice Warriors aren’t just blogging at HuffPo anymore. They are at formerly reputable papers like NYT and Washington Post. They’re also on MSNBC and CNN. Antifa and Medium are reputable sources and if someone has a Word doc that says the president paid whores to pee on Obama’s bed, well that’s all the proof we need. What was once an exclusive is now an amateur orgy where the password to get in is, “Nazi.” We also go deep into the Mail Bag and discover our listeners insults could do with a tune-up.

#143 | I hate the New York Times

Jack Dorsey

We review the Joe Rogan Twitter special, and correct some of the falsehoods that were sprinkled throughout the discussion of Gavin and the Proud Boys being purged from Twitter. Then we reach into the Male Bag, AKA the Scrotum.

We review the Joe Rogan Twitter special, and correct some of the falsehoods that were sprinkled throughout the discussion of Gavin and the Proud Boys being purged from Twitter. Then we reach into the Male Bag, AKA the Scrotum.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #119 | So Joe Rogan and Jack Dorsey were talking about me

Having fun in high school has nothing to do with where you are or how much money you have. It has to do with how much culture you can invent. Come up with stupid rules and enforce them with vigilance. Get in trouble. Make mistakes. If you can’t be a human disaster when you’re a teenager, when can you be? This episode focusses on my high school years at the Earl of March in Kanata and all mind-blowing idiocy we used to get up to.

Having fun in high school has nothing to do with where you are or how much money you have. It has to do with how much culture you can invent. Come up with stupid rules and enforce them with vigilance. Get in trouble. Make mistakes. If you can’t be a human disaster when you’re a teenager, when can you be? This episode focusses on my high school years at the Earl of March in Kanata and all mind-blowing idiocy we used to get up to.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #29 | You Have to Make Your Own Culture

I start out discussing the dumbest thing I’ve ever done which brings us to Halloween and AIDS in general. I then attempt to quash any beef me and the Proud Boys have with DMS because they are very scary dudes who go to jail - a lot. This brings the conversation to a talk I had with DMS co-founder Scott Ebanks who did 20 years for a crime he didn’t commit (a charge that would have stuck in UK because they are insane). The big picture here is we all get lost in the weeds with petty differences when we should be focussing on real problems like America's corrupt prison system, welfare, the drug war, the opioid crisis, Jihadism, and the normalization of communism. 

I start out discussing the dumbest thing I’ve ever done which brings us to Halloween and AIDS in general. I then attempt to quash any beef me and the Proud Boys have with DMS because they are very scary dudes who go to jail - a lot. This brings the conversation to a talk I had with DMS co-founder Scott Ebanks who did 20 years for a crime he didn’t commit (a charge that would have stuck in UK because they are insane). The big picture here is we all get lost in the weeds with petty differences when we should be focussing on real problems like America's corrupt prison system, welfare, the drug war, the opioid crisis, Jihadism, and the normalization of communism.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #87 | Did I ever tell you about the time I drank AIDS blood?

After making fun of a terrible Sylvester Stallone movie about prisons, we go over highlights from the second DNC presidential candidate debates. It was gaffe after gaffe and they call culminated with Joe Biden telling us to go to Joe 30330 whatever the hell that means. We then sit down with Matt Palumbo to discuss his new book “Debunk This! Shattering Liberal Lies” and finally, we take about 100 calls.

After making fun of a terrible Sylvester Stallone movie about prisons, we go over highlights from the second DNC presidential candidate debates. It was gaffe after gaffe and they call culminated with Joe Biden telling us to go to Joe 30330 whatever the hell that means. We then sit down with Matt Palumbo to discuss his new book “Debunk This! Shattering Liberal Lies” and finally, we take about 100 calls.

GOML LIVE #6 | LIVE FROM LAST WEEK

If you were to write a book on How to Ruin America it would read like a playbook for the left. They trivialize math so they can spout platitudes with no real data to back it up. They tell women to give up on being a mom and they tell men their masculinity is “toxic.” The scoff at the American family while i importing millions of other families to replace them. They disrespect Christianity and Judaism while treating Islam like it created the Western world. Then, just as the West is being stripped of all its history and self-worth, they drown their citizens in a mountain of debt so they are permanently chained to the state. The best way to fight back against these saboteurs is to ignore their rhetoric and just be normal. Get a job. Start a family. Live within your means. And be free.

If you were to write a book on How to Ruin America it would read like a playbook for the left. They trivialize math so they can spout platitudes with no real data to back it up. They tell women to give up on being a mom and they tell men their masculinity is “toxic.” The scoff at the American family while i importing millions of other families to replace them. They disrespect Christianity and Judaism while treating Islam like it created the Western world. Then, just as the West is being stripped of all its history and self-worth, they drown their citizens in a mountain of debt so they are permanently chained to the state. The best way to fight back against these saboteurs is to ignore their rhetoric and just be normal. Get a job. Start a family. Live within your means. And be free.

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #7 | I Had A Funny Night Last Night

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