EP. 16 - Buy Us The Vagina Candle
In this episode Abby and Clara go back to their roots. Abby exposes her gooey soft side and her quest for a meaningful relationship. They talk about their favorite shitty TV shows, Coronavirus, and beauty standards. They discuss body hair and recount middle school pube horror stories. They bring up the Death Penalty and the cruelty of the prison system. They also expose Joe Biden & Bill Clinton as the architects of mass incarceration.
20 Mar 2020
EP. 3 - The Vagina One
In this episode Abby and Clara discuss why Stevie Nicks should be president, how tired they are of annoying white men, when Clara looked at her vagina for the first time, the importance of comprehensive sex ed, sugar daddies, and a new fun way to reach out to them.
20 Dec 2019
EP. 11 - Birmingham : The City of Love ft. Jordy Searcy
In this Valentine’s episode, Clara and Abby have Jordy on to talk about love! They introduce their new producer Karl, discuss Mr.Rogers, love languages, their own interpretations of love, what being equally yoked means, and who Jordy’s dream girl is……it is not Abby or Clara (unfortunately).
14 Feb 2020
EP. 6 - Jesus Is Not A Ponzi Scheme ( Can I Grab A Condom? ) ft. Vinny
In this episode Clara and Abby have their first guest, Vinny! They discuss Vinny’s evolution from Catholic alter boy to godless heathen, the sex appeal of Adam Driver, the need for male birth control, which Avenger America is, and the coffee shop Christians.
10 Jan 2020
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EP. 14 - FUCK….I’m good! ft. Briston Maroney
In this episode, Abby and Clara hang with noble drifter Briston Maroney! They talk about their vices : Clara’s petty theft, Briston’s on and off relationship with cigarettes, and Abby’s first (and only) experience with cocaine. Briston talks about his songwriting process, missed connections with Annie DiRusso, and gets honest about his sobriety. They all answer the age old question... who is the best dinner guest? Then, of course, they close it out with some top notch ASMR.
6 Mar 2020
EP. 4 - Merry CLIT-mas
In this HOLIDAY episode, Abby and Clara discuss Starbucks Christmas cups, Christian supremacy, baby talk, when Clara found out Santa was not real, holiday family dynamics, their Christmas lists, and the real meaning behind O Holy Night.
27 Dec 2019
EP. 17 - Masturbating, Drinking, & Cardigans
In this episode Abby and Clara address their growing coronavirus concerns. They give you 10 things to do while you’re quarantined. You get to hear their first kiss stories as a treat. They tell other stories including but not limited to : passing out, grinding at middle school dances, and finally the do’s and don’ts of period blood. PSA : They hope you are doing okay and staying safe xoxo.
27 Mar 2020
EP. 5 - God Isn't Christian
In this episode Abby and Clara talk about their New Year’s intentions, body dysmorphia, dick punching the patriarchy, the theology of heaven and hell, their first tattoo stories, and the gospel of High School Musical.
3 Jan 2020
EP.7 - It Is Sexy To Bleed
In this episode Clara and Abby talk about their most horrific period stories, mass incarceration, being spiritually fluid, the legalization of marijuana, Clara’s issues with the bachelor, and why you should not objectify sex positive people.
17 Jan 2020
EP. 20 - Trump Has a Micropenis
In this SPECIAL 20TH episode, Clara and Abby force Karl to tackle recording them over zoom. For their 20th episode, they answer your questions that you sent in!!! They address their origin story, how men can be advocates for women, their dream podcast guest, and favorite Nashville coffee. It wouldn’t be an episode without a dash of politics and a sprinkle of theology! They also spend too much time talking about Tr*mp’s p*nis and their own privilege.
17 Apr 2020
EP. 8 - Sexy Swedish Cults
In this episode, Abby and Clara talk about the spectacular film Midsommar, how Clara advocates for cults, the Nashville women’s march, MLK day, equity vs. equality, separation of church and state, and why they deserve a Hello Fresh sponsorship. Send them questions to answer or themes to address for their iconic 10th episode!!!
24 Jan 2020
EP. 13 - For Sure! ft. Annie DiRusso
In this episode, Abby and Clara welcome their favorite rockstar bitch Annie DiRusso! Annie gives them 10 fun facts about her (as a treat). Abby and Clara touch on sharting and sexual peeing. Annie discusses her New York roots, they dissect the culture shock of the South, and of course, they get political. At the end, the gals learn a secret about Clara (hint: it’s about Helen Keller).
28 Feb 2020
EP. 18 - Kissing Frogs
In this episode Abby and Clara have therapy. They celebrate Clara’s 24th birthday!!!!!! They eat cake, paint nails, and talk about their toxic traits. Clara teaches Abby about alphas and betas. Abby realizes she has to grow up and quit accepting half ass “love”. The girls also talk a lot about their moms, crying over racism in the name of God, and why they could not vote for Elizabeth Warren. They both make each other cry at the end. This episode is so soft - ENTER IF YOU DARE.
4 Apr 2020
EP. 12 - Eco-Feminism & Common Mischief! ft. Olivia
In this episode, Clara and Abby talk with eco-feminist queen Olivia Whatley! They discuss their favorite vampire movies, being camp at the Met Gala, why Jesus is a socialist, the problems with capitalism, why you should go vegan, and why you should vote for Bernie Sanders. Also, Karl slut shames a werewolf.
21 Feb 2020
EP. 9 - Death Rants!! ft. Rachel
In this episode Abby and Clara welcome their guest Rachel! They talk about gender reveal parties, sex v. gender, transgender baby dolls, their future baby names, the funeral industry, cadaver juice, their most insane ghost stories, and how they are all freakazoids.
31 Jan 2020
EP. 19 - God With a Side of White Claw ft. Karl
In this episode we mic up our sweet and saucy producer Karl! We really dig into Tiger King (if you haven’t watched yet prepare for spoilers)! The girls ask Karl about his personal theology. They tackle tough subjects such as prayer, favorite theologians, opinions on C.S. Lewis, and thoughts on belief/ spirituality. They discuss of Jesus was fully God and fully human. (SPOILER - they all have different opinions!) They end the episode describing who God is to them.
10 Apr 2020
EP. 15 - Dolly Parton Fan Club! ft. Natalie & Austin
In this episode, Abby and Clara chat with Nashville power couple Natalie Madigan and Austin Sawyer! This episode is- dare we say it- the most chaotic yet. The pals open up with a few rounds of the Newlywed Game (it gets juicy!), Austin and Natalie give relationship advice, Natalie talks about SoFar shows, and Austin gives a comprehensive history lesson on the life of Dolly Parton. As always, there is baby talk! P.S. they talk about Jesus in the tomb so stick around for that!
13 Mar 2020
EP. 10 - Everything You Have Ever Wanted To Know
In this special 10th episode, Clara and Abby answer questions sent in by Clit Nation. They discuss Taylor Swift, faking orgasms, their wildest fantasies/ kinks, how to have hard conversations, their sustainability practices, their funniest date stories, their thoughts on lingerie, and their favorite music artists. Listen until the very end to find out how you can support them!
7 Feb 2020
EP. 26 - Compassion Attacks ft. Gatlin
In this episode, Abby and Clara invite their sweet musician friend Gatlin on. They address George Floyd and Gatlin’s Florida roots. They also dig into their own personal theologies, get angry over what is expected of women in the music industry, and finally their thoughts on sex. The girls bond over their shared body image and how they carry shame. Make sure to stream Gatlin’s new single that they talked about SO MUCH!
29 May 2020
EP. 25 - Drugs & Feelings ft. Annika & Molly
In this episode, Abby and Clara are joined by Nashville musician besties Annika Bennett and Molly Martin! They dive right into their personal experiences with drugs- they cover shrooms, LSD trips, and good old fashioned Mary Jane. Annika and Molly share 5 fun facts about each other and discuss their writing processes. They talk about their experiences with dating, have a big group therapy session, and try to figure out how to be a person first and artist second. Stay until the end to hear Molly do some BDSMR.
22 May 2020