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Not Safe Podcast with Nikki Glaser

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Rank #193 in Comedy category

Comedy
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Previous home to the Not Safe w/ Nikki Glaser podcast. Look for Nikki's new podcast 'You Up w/ Nikki Glaser' for weekly discussions on sex, news and personal stories about dating and relationships.679916

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Previous home to the Not Safe w/ Nikki Glaser podcast. Look for Nikki's new podcast 'You Up w/ Nikki Glaser' for weekly discussions on sex, news and personal stories about dating and relationships.679916

iTunes Ratings

392 Ratings
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All Juicy

By Eddconcep - Oct 31 2019
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Great listening!!! Made my trip some much better.

The best

By πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ€Ÿ - Apr 12 2018
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I love it it is sooooooo good for kids 😊

iTunes Ratings

392 Ratings
Average Ratings
247
34
29
28
54

All Juicy

By Eddconcep - Oct 31 2019
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Great listening!!! Made my trip some much better.

The best

By πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ€Ÿ - Apr 12 2018
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I love it it is sooooooo good for kids 😊

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Not Safe Podcast with Nikki Glaser

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Previous home to the Not Safe w/ Nikki Glaser podcast. Look for Nikki's new podcast 'You Up w/ Nikki Glaser' for weekly discussions on sex, news and personal stories about dating and relationships.679916

Episode 06: Learning to Masturbate

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Dan talks about masturbating for the very first time, Nikki reveals the secret to trolling creeps in AOL chat rooms and at the end everyone tries to say something nice.

Feb 10 2016

51mins

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Episode 03: Heavy Petting

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Nikki and Dan discuss the joys of talking shit about people, Dan accidentally pets his dick in front of a co-worker, and the gang plays another rousing round of Orange Soup.

Jan 20 2016

44mins

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Episode 04: Anal Around The World

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Nikki figures out who in the studio has done anal, Dan gets beef for spilling soup on his crotch and we figure the only way involving your dad in sex can be hot.

Jan 27 2016

31mins

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Episode 37: Dad Jokes & Ghost Deers

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Nikki talks about the roast and why Anne Coulter sucked and how Rob Lowe is hot. Have you seen Sully? Now you have! Listen to find out what that means. Everyone reviews Brian's Bumble pictures and then they review Dan's photos. Dan talks about his experience with a ghost deer. Nikki tried to save a spider and failed and Brian almost got killed by a bear. Everyone has bear stories. What's the most disturbing thing you've seen on the internet? Dan's probably seen it. Who killed JonBenet? Nikki has the answers.

Sep 22 2016

50mins

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Episode 23: Finish Strong

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Nikki discusses all the places a guy can finish, Dan gives Brian some tips on how to sext, and the gang breaks down threesomes, masturbating and clean looking shafts.

Jun 16 2016

57mins

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Episode 24: Take Care Of Yourself

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The gang discusses cam girls, cuckold porn and sexy movie scenes. PLUS Nikki talks about her giant canker sore, Brian talks about buying a plant, and Dan sees a super model at the Farmer's Market.

Jun 22 2016

53mins

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Episode 35: Really Good at Friendships

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It's a special Brian and Nikki Episode! Brian and Nikki talks about Brian's failed apple mission. Brian talks about his 15 minutes of YouTube fame and tells the story of the infamous 'Facebook Thread Killer.' How do you become a Vine star? Brian uses his dentist to help answer that question. Nikki reveals her biggest Twitter pet peeve. Are we overloaded with content? Listen to this podcast to find out! Also, Nikki feels guilt over her secret death powers and discusses food addiction. Nikki and Brian trade "getting yelled at" stories.

Sep 08 2016

1hr 2mins

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Episode 14: Perv Patrol

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Nikki calls out some pervs, Dan falls down in the bathroom, and we learn about getting angry.

Apr 06 2016

54mins

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Episode 33: Fashion Police

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Nikki explains what talking with a grr is. The gang breaks down bad fashion choices. Why does no one flash or moon anymore? Nikki and the team investigate. Brian tells his Trick 'or' Treating Norwegian scam story and then it's street joke off time! Do plants have feelings? Brian has the answers to that and also the answer to life's greatest mystery. Nikki reveals she doesn't like horror films, but she likes hearing about them. Brian took a ride with the Pee-Bomber and lived to tell about it.

Aug 25 2016

1hr

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Episode 05: Use Protection

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This week, Dan's dad gets hit by a car, Nikki talks about how flying to Thailand is not the best time to meet your boyfriend and how you should just ignore what anyone says on the Internet.

Feb 03 2016

47mins

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Episode 12: Rule of Threesomes

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Nikki talks about being propositioned for threesomes, Dan talks about his unwieldy butt hole and we all have a nice laugh about one of the writer's clothing choices.

Mar 23 2016

50mins

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Episode 26: Hard to Get

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Nikki settles an argument between Brian and his roommate Tim about dating advice, Dan talks about the ramifications of his parent’s divorce and Brian talks about sneaking into a movie premiere after party.

Jul 06 2016

59mins

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Episode 31: Where Do We Go From Here?

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Dan and Nikki talk about the future of the TV show. Lindsay Crystal, producer on the show, joins the podcast and they all talk about how parents can screw up their kids. Nikki tells the story of an unnamed comedian who tried to get back at her through the art of sketch comedy and everyone admits to the horrible childhood crimes they've each committed. The gang ruminates on which job they would do if they couldn't do comedy anymore.

Aug 10 2016

1hr 3mins

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Episode 13: Desperation Move

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Nikki watches porn with her boyfriend, Dan dances by himself in the corner and we all learn Nikki likes the same music as a girl who just got her first period.

Mar 30 2016

57mins

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Episode 16: Blowing Up

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Nikki opens up about her eating disorder only to have Dan interrupt to talk about swimming and Comedy Central Executive Gary Mann pops in to talk about seeing Nikki for the first time.

Apr 27 2016

58mins

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Episode 19: Don’t Be A Jerk

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The gang talks about selling merch on the road, Dan decides love is torture and Nikki learns about Cock Hero.

May 18 2016

1hr 7mins

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Episode 20: Still Good Times Left To Be Had

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Dan talks about getting a lap dance from a stripper in training, Nikki lays some truth on a friend from high school, and segment producer Tim Convy stops by to talk about what it’s like to live with Brian.

May 26 2016

1hr 1min

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Episode 27: Saying Goodbye

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Brian has a big announcement, Dan and Nikki reminisce about a terrible comedy festival they both performed in. Dan tells his famous Sinbad story.

Jul 13 2016

1hr

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Episode 11: Eating Out

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Nikki talks about fainting on stage in 2007, Dan talks about pleasing a woman in bed and everyone's coolness gets rated.

Mar 16 2016

44mins

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Episode 18: Self Improvement

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Nikki makes fun of Dan for trying to be a good person, Dan makes fun of Nikki for having trouble accepting a compliment and everyone makes fun of Brian for trying to learn how to dance.

May 11 2016

53mins

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You Up w/ Nikki Glaser: All Juiced Up (w/ Tracy Morgan, Amy Schumer and more!)

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Hey squirt-nation, be sure to check out Nikki's new podcast, You Up w/ Nikki Glaser made from the best stuff of her SiriusXM radio show on Comedy Central Radio. Come join us, won't you?

SUBSCRIBE NOW: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/you-up-with-nikki-glaser/id1399714847

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Nikki loves to know about dating and relationships. Here's a collection of stories from a variety of guests. Friend of the show Andrew Collin is in to navigate through the podcast.

SUBSCRIBE NOW for the best stuff from You Up w/ Nikki Glaser and listen every Monday thru Thursday at 10am Eastern/7am Pacific on Comedy Central Radio, SiriusXM, channel 95!

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Jul 20 2018

46mins

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Introducing 'You Up w/ Nikki Glaser'

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Nikki Glaser and Tom Thakkar now have a podcast made from the best stuff from their SiriusXM radio show on Comedy Central Radio (ch 95). Subscribe now to get a condensed version of their funniest moments and their best interviews!

Come join us, won't you? Available on on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Play, Stitcher, or wherever you listen to podcasts.

Squirt, Squirt!

Jun 19 2018

1min

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Episode 40: Chasing the Kids Around

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The future of the podcast is up in the air so make sure to follow Nikki on Twitter for more information. No politician writes their own joke. Everyone talks about the new iPhone update and all the fun ways to use the confetti function. It's time for everyone's favorite game show "Judge Dan's Text!" and Dan talks about his new job. Brian went to a wedding, still didn't dance, but he did realize the terrifying truth about having children. The gang tells you how easy it is to murder a comedian. Spoiler alert, they talk about the Amanda Knox documentary. Nikki breaks up with her therapist.

Oct 17 2016

54mins

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Episode 39: Devil's Bargain

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The fashion police are back! Brian went to Disneyland with Nikki's boyfriend and Andy Lee. They talk about how normies treat famous people. Dan went on his silent retreat with a bunch of wacky characters and he didn't get laid, but he did learn some things. How much money do you need in order to be happy? Listen and find out! Also Nikki took an expensive course, but she'll tell you how to do transcendental meditation for free. Later, It's car crash story time. Brian got free apples and Nikki poses a thoughtful question.

Oct 05 2016

1hr

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Episode 38: Texting Like Chips and Salsa

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Dan and Nikki open up about how Edward Snowden talks funny, but probably deserves to be pardoned or whatever. Do you forgive artists just because they make great art? Nikki went to the Beyonce concert and tells us all about it and they talk about fame and whether it's worth it. Nikki doesn't feel like talking about sex, but they do anyway. Dan texts when he's horny and pays the price. He also says he's ready to settle down, but Nikki disagrees. They also talk about quitting comedy, but not really and they all take a relationship quiz together.

Sep 28 2016

53mins

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Episode 37: Dad Jokes & Ghost Deers

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Nikki talks about the roast and why Anne Coulter sucked and how Rob Lowe is hot. Have you seen Sully? Now you have! Listen to find out what that means. Everyone reviews Brian's Bumble pictures and then they review Dan's photos. Dan talks about his experience with a ghost deer. Nikki tried to save a spider and failed and Brian almost got killed by a bear. Everyone has bear stories. What's the most disturbing thing you've seen on the internet? Dan's probably seen it. Who killed JonBenet? Nikki has the answers.

Sep 22 2016

50mins

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Episode 36: There is Eating on This Podcast

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The gangs all here! Nikki, Dan, and Brian discuss Dan's latest sexual escapade which unfortunately involved a Q-tip. Everyone watched the Tony Robbins documentary and they discuss whether it's possible to change yourself in a week. Why do watermelon's have weddings? Listen and find out! Nikki accidentally gives her dog an orgasm which derails the entire podcast. Which Saved By the Bell character would you date? Everyone agrees it's not Screech. Also, it's Sweet Tango time! Brian brought in apples for everyone to try. There is eating on the podcast. Sorry.

Sep 15 2016

51mins

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Episode 35: Really Good at Friendships

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It's a special Brian and Nikki Episode! Brian and Nikki talks about Brian's failed apple mission. Brian talks about his 15 minutes of YouTube fame and tells the story of the infamous 'Facebook Thread Killer.' How do you become a Vine star? Brian uses his dentist to help answer that question. Nikki reveals her biggest Twitter pet peeve. Are we overloaded with content? Listen to this podcast to find out! Also, Nikki feels guilt over her secret death powers and discusses food addiction. Nikki and Brian trade "getting yelled at" stories.

Sep 08 2016

1hr 2mins

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Episode 34: Miserable Tiger

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Nikki and Dan talk about doing stand up in NY vs LA. How do you review a review? They attempt to do just that. Nikki is doing the Roast of Rob Lowe and explains why Ann Coulter is such a good target. Also, they discuss rejection in the business and why it's important to hear 'No.' Dan talks about going to a wrestling after party as well as his dynamic love life and why it sucks to be 'in the blue.' Can sex be funny? This comedic duo has the answers. Also, Everyone's favorite game, 'Orange Soup' is back and Dan gets free hugs from his mom.

Aug 30 2016

40mins

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Episode 33: Fashion Police

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Nikki explains what talking with a grr is. The gang breaks down bad fashion choices. Why does no one flash or moon anymore? Nikki and the team investigate. Brian tells his Trick 'or' Treating Norwegian scam story and then it's street joke off time! Do plants have feelings? Brian has the answers to that and also the answer to life's greatest mystery. Nikki reveals she doesn't like horror films, but she likes hearing about them. Brian took a ride with the Pee-Bomber and lived to tell about it.

Aug 25 2016

1hr

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Episode 32: Back in Town!

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Brian is back and Nikki is annoyed that people aren't more excited. Dan tells his Skype sex story where things got a little shaky. Nikki critiques Brian's Bumble profile and they rehash their exclamation point argument and everyone reveals what emojis they use the most. Nikki defends the gangs inside jokes.

Aug 18 2016

52mins

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Episode 31: Where Do We Go From Here?

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Dan and Nikki talk about the future of the TV show. Lindsay Crystal, producer on the show, joins the podcast and they all talk about how parents can screw up their kids. Nikki tells the story of an unnamed comedian who tried to get back at her through the art of sketch comedy and everyone admits to the horrible childhood crimes they've each committed. The gang ruminates on which job they would do if they couldn't do comedy anymore.

Aug 10 2016

1hr 3mins

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Episode 30: Secrets in Your Beard

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Dan and Nikki share stories from their trip to the Montreal Comedy Festival. Nikki's dog pees on the floor. It's Nikki's assistant's last week and Nikki reveals what new type of porn she likes.

Aug 03 2016

1hr

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Episode 29: Want to See My Rope Trick?

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Dan talks about his most recent date and about his dad reading his diary. Nikki asks Dan about his favorite serial killer. Everyone discusses the fear of death. Dan talks about life as a human bowling ball and the results of the company softball game are revealed.

Jul 27 2016

58mins

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Episode 28: Dishing and Taking

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Dan lists his comedy memorabilia. Nikki introduces Rob and they discuss sleep. Dan and Nikki talk about how their Moms can dish it, but can't take it.

Jul 20 2016

49mins

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Episode 27: Saying Goodbye

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Brian has a big announcement, Dan and Nikki reminisce about a terrible comedy festival they both performed in. Dan tells his famous Sinbad story.

Jul 13 2016

1hr

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Episode 26: Hard to Get

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Nikki settles an argument between Brian and his roommate Tim about dating advice, Dan talks about the ramifications of his parent’s divorce and Brian talks about sneaking into a movie premiere after party.

Jul 06 2016

59mins

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Episode 25: In Your Dreams

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The gang talks about lucid dreams, Nikki sings Dan's praises, and Brian explains why he screams in the shower.

Jun 29 2016

46mins

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Episode 24: Take Care Of Yourself

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The gang discusses cam girls, cuckold porn and sexy movie scenes. PLUS Nikki talks about her giant canker sore, Brian talks about buying a plant, and Dan sees a super model at the Farmer's Market.

Jun 22 2016

53mins

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Episode 23: Finish Strong

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Nikki discusses all the places a guy can finish, Dan gives Brian some tips on how to sext, and the gang breaks down threesomes, masturbating and clean looking shafts.

Jun 16 2016

57mins

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