Ranked #1
Zombie
Zombie
The season ends on a classic, and a subversion of our "most undead are trash" rule. The show is taking a brief break, an... Read more
12 Feb 2018
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10mins
Ranked #2
Yuan-ti
Yuan-ti
Snakes alive, there are snakes alive in here.
2 Feb 2018
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4mins
Ranked #3
Lycanthrope, General
Lycanthrope, General
Lycanthrope fortnight begins with a whimper, appropriately enough (because of dogs, you see).
1 May 2017
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8mins
Ranked #4
Lycanthrope, Werewolf
Lycanthrope, Werewolf
We finish out lycanthrope fortnight with the big kahuna himself.
12 May 2017
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4mins
Ranked #5
Lycanthrope, Werebear and Wereboar
Lycanthrope, Werebear and Wereboar
Two woodland buddies, just partying in the forest.
5 May 2017
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7mins
Ranked #6
Spawn of the Winds0
Spawn of the Winds0
When a warm front and a cold front love each other very much...
19 Apr 2019
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3mins
Ranked #7
Wyvern
Wyvern
They're cheaper than actual dragons because you get two fewer drumsticks.
26 Jan 2018
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5mins
Ranked #8
Invisible Stalker
Invisible Stalker
This space intentionally left blank.
17 Mar 2017
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5mins
Ranked #9
Adumbrali
Adumbrali
It can beat you with one dimension tied behind its back.
2 Oct 2018
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5mins
Ranked #10
The Emerald Lama
The Emerald Lama
Someone write a story or book with this guy in it, please.
30 Nov 2019
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7mins
Ranked #11
Typhonian Beasts
Typhonian Beasts
More of this Egypt shit.
3 Jun 2019
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3mins
Ranked #12
Lycanthrope, Wereraven and Weretiger
Lycanthrope, Wereraven and Weretiger
Kole almost falls into a trap of being super predictable. Then he falls into it.
10 May 2017
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8mins
Ranked #13
Peryton
Peryton
We spend 90% of the episode trying to figure out how to pronounce "Borges".
23 Aug 2017
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5mins
Ranked #14
Hippogriff
Hippogriff
Take a horse, and put a bird on it.
17 Feb 2017
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4mins
Ranked #15
Leucrotta
Leucrotta
Add human teeth to any animal to make it instantly 100x more vile.
14 Apr 2017
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5mins
Ranked #16
Lycanthrope, Werefox and Wererat
Lycanthrope, Werefox and Wererat
Whoever wrote this has some strange ideas about women and race.
8 May 2017
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7mins
Ranked #17
Pegasus
Pegasus
Spread your wings and learn to fly.
21 Aug 2017
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8mins
Ranked #18
Beholderfest 2017 (Part 1)
Beholderfest 2017 (Part 1)
The tradition continues! Listen for our first dive into the Monstrous Arcana book "I, Tyrant", covering some Beholder Ba... Read more
19 Jun 2017
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24mins
Ranked #19
Leprechaun
Leprechaun
Imagine the hills lighting up as the eyes of thousands of tiny wish men open their eyes and train them on you.
12 Apr 2017
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6mins
Ranked #20
Sahuagin
Sahuagin
Nice try, attempting to get more orcs past us.
2 Oct 2017
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6mins