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Dirty Mother Pukka

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JUST RELEASED: tickets to Dirty Mother Pukka LIVE! on Tue 23 Oct at the AllBright club W1. SEE LINK bit.ly/2yJNUCy.A panel of mothers, a panel of papas and one simple mission: to Parent the Sh!t out of Life. This is the honest, funny and occasionally grotty podcast for people who happen to be parents.Mother Pukka (Anna Whitehouse) is a journalist, editor, vlogger and family-flogger. With partner Papa Pukka (Matt Farquharson), they believe parents can laugh through the madness of keeping small humans alive.Each episode puts grown-up quandaries to a panel of brutally honest mums, followed by a panel of equally frank dads, to reveal the dirty truth of each rung of the parental ladder. Whatever the questions, Dirty Mother Pukka is the #nofilter truth about modern parenting.

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JUST RELEASED: tickets to Dirty Mother Pukka LIVE! on Tue 23 Oct at the AllBright club W1. SEE LINK bit.ly/2yJNUCy.A panel of mothers, a panel of papas and one simple mission: to Parent the Sh!t out of Life. This is the honest, funny and occasionally grotty podcast for people who happen to be parents.Mother Pukka (Anna Whitehouse) is a journalist, editor, vlogger and family-flogger. With partner Papa Pukka (Matt Farquharson), they believe parents can laugh through the madness of keeping small humans alive.Each episode puts grown-up quandaries to a panel of brutally honest mums, followed by a panel of equally frank dads, to reveal the dirty truth of each rung of the parental ladder. Whatever the questions, Dirty Mother Pukka is the #nofilter truth about modern parenting.

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By PennedByPaws - Feb 28 2018
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Love this pod but it’s definitely sealed my decision NOT to have kids :) regardless, it’s hilarious!

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By PennedByPaws - Feb 28 2018
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Love this pod but it’s definitely sealed my decision NOT to have kids :) regardless, it’s hilarious!
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Dirty Mother Pukka

Latest release on Aug 13, 2019

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Rank #1: #4 KNOCKED UP: Early Pregnancy

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The 9 month clock is ticking...(only 18 more years to go). In this episode we talk antenatal classes, announcements, and how new mamas and papas react to the tidal wave of hormones sent to help us parent!


Read more at MotherPukka.co.uk

Follow us on Instagram @mother_pukka and @papa_pukka


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Music by Matt J Brown from WeAreOk.com

Sound by Robbie Macinnes

Produced by Robbie Macinnes & Sam Shetabi

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Jun 07 2017

29mins

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Rank #2: #20 SEX ED: Cock Soup and the Fanny Hoo-haa

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It's the biggie: the end-of-season finale tackles the questions we all want to avoid - where do babies come from? What's this called? Why haven't I got one of those? The male and female panels give their take on educating small people, deflecting through ignorance, and the female equivalent of the word 'willie'.

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Mar 07 2018

48mins

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Rank #3: #2 SLAM SPUNK: Bonking With Intent

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Trying can be trying. How do you transition from casual sex to a permanent mating partner and then full-on baby making? In this episode we ask our panel of women, and our panel of men, about the t-word... "trying".


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May 10 2017

36mins

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Rank #4: #13 SIBLING RIVALRY: From Parent to Referee

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When the family triangle becomes a square (or even a pentagon) how does the first child react? How can you make your kids friends when one's trying you eat the other? The panel tackle the travails of siblings.

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Nov 29 2017

32mins

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Rank #5: #17 PORN FREE: Navigating a World of Smut

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Is it OK to watch porn? Can it ever be a social activity or is it a strictly solo endeavour? And what on earth is cake-farting? In this episode, the panels discuss the morality of grot, the misadventures of 'friends' and the battle of print versus digital, before Noel goes in to some detail on the merits of 'hentai' (it involves eels).

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Jan 24 2018

40mins

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Rank #6: #11 BOTTOMS UP: Drinking Around Children

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Parenting is it's own reward, but booze also helps. Has 'gin o'clock' gone too far though? The panels discuss what's OK, what's not, and the morality of spiking white russians with breast milk.

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Nov 01 2017

32mins

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Rank #7: #16a QUICKIE: How to Raise a Tiny Feminist

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Matt and Anna look back at the last episode and quickly deviate to speculation about E.T.'s toilet habits.

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Jan 17 2018

16mins

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Rank #8: #12 SOCIAL STIGMA: Your Family and Social Media

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Is it OK to plaster your nippers all over your social feeds? What about 'outing' your mother as a closet lesbian on Facebook, just for the lols? The panels consider the big questions about 'sharenting'.  


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Nov 15 2017

31mins

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Rank #9: #8 SEXUAL HEALING: Love, Sex & Baby

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Oh baby! If giving birth wasn't enough to put you off sex for life, at some point normal bedtime service will be resumed. In this smut-tastic episode, we see how our panels got back down to business as usual now they have a screaming baby in tow.

PRE-ORDER OUR NEW BOOK, PARENTING THE SH*T OUT OF LIFE!

Mother Pukka and Papa Pukka at last offer you this: a book that will not help you grow or raise a human successfully. But this is a book that might, if you're not too emotionally battered - and can see past the permanent eye twitch - help you laugh a little more than you cry.

"Parenting The Sh*t Out Of Life: For people who happen to be parents (or might be soon)" - Publishing September 2017

Read more at MotherPukka.co.uk

Follow us on Instagram @mother_pukka and @papa_pukka

Pre-order our book on Amazon

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Music by Matt J Brown from WeAreOk.com

Sound by Robbie Macinnes

Produced by Robbie Macinnes & Sam Shetabi

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Jul 12 2017

28mins

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Rank #10: #5 SPLASHDOWN: The Birth

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL! It’s the big one... labour. In this episode, the mummy and daddy panels give us their take on the “best” day of their lives. We talk NCT, mucus plugs and the so-called beauty of finally giving birth.


Read more at MotherPukka.co.uk

Follow us on Instagram @mother_pukka and @papa_pukka


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Music by Matt J Brown from WeAreOk.com

Sound by Robbie Macinnes

Produced by Robbie Macinnes & Sam Shetabi

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Jun 14 2017

30mins

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Rank #11: #10 STICK OR TWIST: Going For The Second Child

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As they say, double your pleasure, double your fun. But how do you double-down on your offspring while keeping your shit together? In the last episode of this series, our panels give their two cents on baby number two.

PRE-ORDER OUR NEW BOOK, PARENTING THE SH*T OUT OF LIFE!

Mother Pukka and Papa Pukka at last offer you this: a book that will not help you grow or raise a human successfully. But this is a book that might, if you're not too emotionally battered - and can see past the permanent eye twitch - help you laugh a little more than you cry.

"Parenting The Sh*t Out Of Life: For people who happen to be parents (or might be soon)" - Publishing September 2017

Read more at MotherPukka.co.uk

Follow us on Instagram @mother_pukka and @papa_pukka

Pre-order our book on Amazon

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Music by Matt J Brown from WeAreOk.com

Sound by Robbie Macinnes

Produced by Robbie Macinnes & Sam Shetabi

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Jul 26 2017

30mins

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Rank #12: #9 TRUE ROMANCE: How To Keep The Love Alive Once The Baby's Arrived

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Post-baby, is romance a labour of love? In this episode, we ask our panels how to keep the romance alive when couples make the shift from girlfriend and boyfriend, to mum and dad. 

PRE-ORDER OUR NEW BOOK, PARENTING THE SH*T OUT OF LIFE!

Mother Pukka and Papa Pukka at last offer you this: a book that will not help you grow or raise a human successfully. But this is a book that might, if you're not too emotionally battered - and can see past the permanent eye twitch - help you laugh a little more than you cry.

"Parenting The Sh*t Out Of Life: For people who happen to be parents (or might be soon)" - Publishing September 2017

Read more at MotherPukka.co.uk

Follow us on Instagram @mother_pukka and @papa_pukka

Pre-order our book on Amazon

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Music by Matt J Brown from WeAreOk.com

Sound by Robbie Macinnes

Produced by Robbie Macinnes & Sam Shetabi

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Jul 19 2017

30mins

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Rank #13: #18 HOME FRONTS: Conquering the Domestic Load

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Who does what in the relentless doggy paddle of domestic life? The boys and girls confess to tales of strife and how to combat them, from managing basic family sustenance and hygiene to dry humping by the dryer.

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Feb 07 2018

38mins

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Rank #14: #19 SCHOOL OF LIFE: How to Make Clever People

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Half the panellists are dyslexic, and no-one' s really sure how phonics works, so how should we educate our small people? The panels talk home v classroom and what really matters in educashun.

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Feb 21 2018

45mins

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Rank #15: #7 REALITY CHECK: Adjusting Physically (& Mentally)

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Raising a human comes with its fair share of strain on new parents - trust us, we’ve all been there. In this episode, our mamas and papas talk frankly about about body and mind. Strength.


Read more at MotherPukka.co.uk

Follow us on Instagram @mother_pukka and @papa_pukka


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Jul 05 2017

29mins

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Rank #16: #16 BOYS & GIRLS: How to Raise a Tiny Feminist

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The panels get worthy (very briefly) as they discuss kids and feminism and trying to keep their tiny people chauvinism free. Also contains gags about genitals.

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Jan 10 2018

37mins

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Rank #17: #23 BODY POSITIVITY: Penis Butter and Hair Plugs

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How do you encourage tiny people to love their bodies? How do you remain fond of yours when it’s collapsing? Plus: why the increasing grotesqueness of Joe and Matt sickens midlife gun-pumper Noel, and whether body paint actually tastes better on toast.

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Jun 18 2019

38mins

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Rank #18: CHRISTMAS QUICKIE: A Festive Tale

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Boy podcaster Noel has written a festive poem for his daughters, the big soppy. So, as a one-off quickie special, we have the world premier of Cherry and Violet Save Christmas with Farts.

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Dec 20 2017

4mins

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Rank #19: #14 CROWD CONTROL: Other People's Children

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You're genetically programmed to love your own kids, but how to cope with other people's? Is it ok to wrestle a stranger's child? Do you swerve the snot-encrusted spawn of others entirely? How should you react to being bitten in the groin by a toddler? The panels give their verdicts and own sorry experiences.

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Dec 13 2017

32mins

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Rank #20: QUICKIE: Drinking Around Children

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Welcome to Dirty Mother Pukka Quickies. No panels here, just Mother Pukka (Anna) and Papa Pukka (Matt), huddled in their kitchen and hiding from their children for a look back at the last episode.

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Nov 09 2017

13mins

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