The boys settle in for a pleasant and relaxing evening babysitting a gaggle of grumpy teens. Truth Translation: We’re pretty out of our depth here! Things are totally going off the rails with Maggie, and Dawn’s not helping, and Sunny is MIA, and there’s no more box wine in the cabinet because we already drank it all to calm our nerves THIS MORNING!!! OK, deep breath. Everything’s fine. We’re fine. Nothing to worry about here. Truth Translation: *muffled screams.* 

Music credits:

“90s Alternative Rock,” by FUNTOMASS

“Contre le Sexisme,” by Sonic Youth

“Vibe,” by Marble Space

“Rock,” by Studio Monkey

“Surf Rock Chase Scene,” by Sun Channel Music

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music. 

Shadow Lake holds many mysteries – including a disappearing family that haunts its islands and a big scary monster that lurks in in its depths – but Stacey McGill and Sam Thomas’s fiery, tumultuous romance is the biggest, juiciest mystery of all. Why is Stacey interested in Sam even though he insists on calling her “Dahling”? Why has Hodges painted Stacey with a pained grimace on her face as she and Sam dance? The boys dig into these pressing questions, with a short break to say a painful goodbye to a sad, old aquatic friend. Recommended reading this week: The 12th Century “Chansons de Geste” (preferably in the Old French), Chaucer’s “Canterbury Tales” and “Troilus and Criseyde,” and “1,001 Email Closings and Valedictions,” by Flavio Olcese. Also: It’s UGC week this week, so don’t blame any of these segments on the boys. 

Music credits:

“The General’s March and Army Song,” by Mike Shetley

“Magical Mystery,” by Freddie Hangoler 

“All Our Clocks Are Dying,” by Ergo Phizmiz

“Halloween’s Revenge,” by TeknoAXE

“Horror Trailer,” by Sound Tree

“Battle Area,” by Fifty Vinc

“Sadness,” by AudioRose

“Polish Funk,” by Artur Orbelyan

“Tanzen” by KieLoBoy

“Jazz Sad Hip Hop,” by Black Stone Sound

“Sentimental,” by Daniel__St

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music. 

Our adorable Time Babies run into an impenetrable temporal anomaly inside a beautiful and possibly slightly magical Lake House as they navigate their way deep into Mary Anne’s past to find out what happened to Alma, why Kristy and Claudia have been acting so strange lately, and what it is exactly that farmers do when they’re standing out in their fields. And with a little help from their very best friends, Baby Terminator and Baby John Connor, they might just find their way back to a future that we can all be happy with. But probably not!

Music credits:

“You Are My Sunshine (Piano),” by ROSA Pianist

“Inspiring the Magic,” by The Story Shop

“Showtime,” by Stockwaves

“50’s Showcase,” by The Story Shop

“Haunted,” by LucaFrancini

“Dramatic End,” by Tim Cat

“Sadness,” by Allen Grey

“Sadness,” by AudioRose

“Jazz Sad Hip Hop,” by Black Stone Sound

“Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Bye Bye Empire for the outro music. 

Daddy and Tanner get some expert help as they navigate the sparse and unforgiving terrain they seem to have navigated themselves into after finishing the Baby-Sitters Club Mysteries. With no birds interested in taking them, and no more guidance from the ethereal voices of Ann M. Martin and Elle Fanning, desperation has set in as the boys wander, naked and bewildered, in the desert. And to make matters worse, they're starting to get hungry ...

Music credits:

“Walking on Sunshine,” by Allen Grey

“Holiday in Paris,” by Shorties

“Kids Logo III,” by Musical Smile 

“Modern Rock Stinger,” by Phil Larson

“Dramatic Cinematic Build,” by bd Productions

“Children,” by Musical Smile

A very special thank you to all of our kind, funny, and incredibly helpful friends. 

OK, so someone called “Elle Fanning” went back and changed a bunch of things in this one, but you know what she couldn’t hide? THE TRUTH. This week, on a very special episode of the Baby-Sitters Club Audio Club, the boys are going back to where it all started, except this time they’re actually LISTENING. And guess what they find out? That every single thing they ever suspected about these books was right, and nobody – least of all Elle Fanning – is going to keep that from coming out. Anyway, Kristy’s back having the idea for the Baby-Sitters Club again in this one and getting ready to do the whole thing all over again and it’s frankly pretty wonderful. 

Music credits:

“Carnival Lament,” by Robert Austin

The Theme to Wii Sports by Kazumi Totaka

“Uplifting Positive Techno,” by Kornev Music

“Drama,” by Clean Mind Soundz

“Sad to Hopeful,” by The Story Shop

“Jazz Sad Hip Hop,” by Black Stone Sound

“Sadness,” by Allen Grey

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music. 

Lobstrosities, Clone People, a malevolent Cloud AI ... and they’re all converging on the sweet, sweet feet of the sweetest Baby-Sitters Club Ghostwriter we know. But that’s not even the worst of it. The worst of it is that there’s only two guys who can stop it, and they’re Time Babies. This godforsaken mess (and more!) is what you get when the boys attempt to read about the ancient past of the BSC in the pages of the Portrait Collection. This week, “Stacey’s Book.” Strap in. 

Music notes:

“Falling Skies,” by Allen Grey

“Nicest Rockabye Baby Lullaby,” by Little People in Training

“Hush Little Baby (Musical Box),” by Allen Grey

“Showtime,” by Stockwaves

“Sexy Hip Hop,” by Stereo Nuts

“Scottish Bagpipe Rock Anthem,” by Allen Grey

“Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb (and actual Baby, Cyril) for the intro music, and to Bye Bye Empire for the outro music. 

Detective Tanner and Gumshoe Jack wade into a mystery that they are fundamentally ill equipped to solve, featuring not just Abby Stevenson, but a beloved and dangerous Marvel hero, the entire crew from “Mystery Men,” an ascended Lawnmower Man version of Janine Kishi, and a stone cold hottie who’s been hiding in plain sight this whole time. Oh, and also Cenobites! And Kristy. Kristy’s in this one too. Ellen Miles did a whole lot with some pretty limited space this week. 

Music credits:

“School Music Video,” by DjHappY

“Hip Hop,” by Forty Two Studio

“Typewriter Blues,” by Allen Grey

“Interface,” by Clean Mind Sounds

“Spy Comedy,” by Dred Studio

“License to Kill,” by Petrej

“You Gotta Have Theremin and Ukulele,” by Squidlord

“Cinematic Ominous 80’s,” by Luca Francini

“Beautiful Darkness,” by Allen Grey

“Parting Ways,” by Allen Grey

“Jazz Sad Hip Hop,” by Black Stone Sound

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, Baby Bee Liz for the “Guessing the Mystery” theme, and to Superbrat for the outro music. 

The boys originally wanted to buy themselves a week to figure out what they’re going to do now that they’re out of Super Special books, but boy did they have fun watching the Baby-Sitters Club movie, or as Jack repeatedly called it, “the book.” Ann, Dalene, and Susan DeSanto confirmed so many popular theories this week, and they did so VISUALLY. Economy of Holes! Bread theory! Living Dolls! Bees! Magical Owls! All that and more!

Music:

• "New World" by KIRA
• “Overture” by Lionheart
• “Lovely Memories Ident” by CreativeMedias_net
• Excerpts from The Baby-Sitters Club movie

Welcome to the Baby-Sitters Club SUPER (Special) Club! A totally new IP and concept brought to you by Jack Shepherd and Tanner Greenring, two promising young podcasters with a lot to prove. In this inaugural episode, Jack and Tanner discuss the very first Super Special book for the first time in their lives. Will the five members of the Baby-sitters Club make it through this cruise together? Will Jack and Tanner make it through this new show? Listen and find out!

Music Credits:

• “Sad Cyclops” by Podington Bear
• “The Time To Run” by Dexter Britain
• “Just A Clown” by Overhill Ln
• “Mary had a little lamb, music box, sad version” by Alina Pisleaga
• “Hangin’ Around” (Karaoke Version) originally performed by Counting Crows

Thanks to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music and Superbrat for the outro music.

Wow! This book was a banger. You’ve never heard two boys who are more excited to talk about a BSC book. The girls FINALLY make it to America, and they do it all! They confront America’s dark past at a plantation turned slavery museum. They marvel at the splendor of the Grand Canyon. They go to the MALL OF AMERICA! Also, maybe it’s because we’re kinda getting down to the wire and don’t have any real plans for what comes next, but we get a little punchy, and when we get punchy, we tend to sing. A lot.

Music Credits:

• “Party in the USA” Karaoke Version by Miley Cyrus
• “Breaking News” by Phil Larson on Envato Elements
• “Energetic Indie Guitar” by MeGustaMusic on Envato Elements
• “Basketliner” by Blue Dot Sessions
• “Father And Son” (Cat Stevens Cover) by Bia Bogéa
• “Glueworm Evening Blues” by Lobo Loco
• “Piano Inspirations“ by Olexandr Ignatoc on Envato Elements
• “We Didn’t Start the Fire” (Karaoke Version) by Billy Joel
• “Get Outta My Dreams” by Billy Ocean
• "Entrance to the Queen of Sheba for Two Oboes, Strings” by Georg Friedrich Händel
• “Pavane for a Dead Princess“ composed by Maurice Ravel, performed by Markus Staab

This week, the boys go inside a haunted mansion. Just by chance they freed a ghost who made them Beetleboys. [Frankenbeans: “BEETLEBOYS!”] Big Bad Beetleboys. Big Bad Beetleboys. Hey look now they're super heros, armed with super powers… [Mums: ”Cool!”] ...taken from a comic strip and now they're Beetleboys. [Count Fangula: “BEETLEBOYS!”] Big Bad Beetleboys. Big Bad Beetleboys.

Music Credit:

• “Mad World” (Karaoke Version) originally performed by Gary Jules
• “My Sharona” (MIDI Version) originally performed by The Knack
• “Lamprey” by Blue Dot Sessions
• "The X-Files" Theme Song by Mark Snow
• “Big Bad Beetleborgs” Theme Song by Jeremy Sweet and Billy Forester
• “Dreams” by Lost Sky

Thanks to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music and Superbrat for the outro music.

You know what? Mallory really stuck it to the Man this week, and we’re damn proud of her. But while dear, sweet, brave Mal was busy standing up to the (admittedly handsome) Trevor Sandbourne and singlehandedly dismantling the entrenched power structures at SMS, all was not well in the rest of Stoneybrook: Dangerous new knowledge has come to light in the mysterious academic discipline known as Bread Theory; terrifying portents are, well, portended, by The Bird and The Wheelmaker; and the boys had the distinct displeasure of debuting the hottest track to ever light up the charts in the space between worlds – a mind-flaying dirge known to those who love it as “49 Deaths.” And perhaps even more surprising than all of that, Tanner finally learns what a segue is. Or does he? ...

Music credits:

“Slash,” by Arc North

“Never Give Up,” by Neffex

“Heroic,” by TexasBrother

“Death March,” by Benjamin James

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Baby Bee Wolfkiller for the outro music. 

Extra long episode this week, Baby Nation! Tanner is back from a week in Germany, and for some reason, the boys thought it’d be a good decision to do a late night record while Tanner was still reeling from the effects of jet lag, so Jack has a really hard time keeping this one on the rails. There’s A LOT of singing. Too much singing. Sorry for all the singing. Stacey (with a soft ‘c’) or Stacey (with a hard ‘c’) (we’re not sure how it’s pronounced) has a run in with some bad girls who invite her into the seedy underworld of dingleberriness, and once it starts, the red, red wine never stops flowing. Also, we’re calling Robert the Brewdoggy now, and Stacey Sweet Toots McGill.

Music Credits:

• “Radar Love” (Karaoke Version) originally performed by Golden Earring
• “Without Me” (Karaoke Version) originally performed by Eminem
• “Disarm” (Karaoke Version) originally performed by The Smashing Pumpkins
• “Mad World” (Karaoke Version) originally performed by Gary Jules
• “Raining” by Kai Engel
• “Against All Odds” (Karaoke Version) originally performed by Phil Collins
• “Red, Red Wine” (Karaoke Version) originally performed by UB40
• “Can’t Help Falling In Love” (Karaoke Version) originally performed by UB40
• “It’s So Hard To Say Goodbye” (Karaoke Version) originally performed by Boyz II Men
• “Duck Face” by CØDE

Thanks to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music and Superbrat for the outro music.

Parental advisory: There is a lot of kissing talk and smooching talk right up front and there’s honestly no way to avoid it this week because this was a book about kissing and smooching. Claudia kisses and then smooches an annoying but handsome and swoopy-haired boy named Mark Jaffe. The boys kiss the sweet feet of sweet Pete Lerangis (metaphorically speaking). And Claudia’s new friend Josh is kissed by greatness in a star turn as this week’s Baller of the Week. And even if you don’t like kissing or smooching all that much, stick around, because you might just learn what an answering machine is. 

Music credits:

“Beautiful Dawn,” by AshamaluevMusic

“A Myriad of Wonders,” by Aeterne Music

“Chopstick Slapstick,” by OurMusicBox

“The Prophecy,” by Fox Beat

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music. 

We’re not trying to tell you how to live your lives, but you’re going to disappoint a lot of people if you refuse to read Infinite Jest, watch Videodrome, and familiarize yourself with all of the great works of Stone Cold Steve Austin, and instead spend your time doing whippets, watching SportsCenter, and throwing big blow-out parties when your parents are away like Claudia Kishi decided to do this week. This one’s for fans of Janine Kishi, aka “The Janenius,” people who think Sense and Sensibility was written in the ‘90s, and anyone who’s ever huffed whipped cream to see what might happen. 

“Speakeasy,” by Sound Ideas

“Stardust,” by Fox Beat Stock Music

“Throw the Coins,” by Patrick Doyle

“Lovely Memories,” by CreativeMedias_net

“Without Limits,” by Ross Budgen

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music. 

Total mystery what Kristy’s Big News is this week, but Patrick Thomas is getting married and he can’t do that without every member of his estranged, alienated, angry, and abandoned family by his side! Except David Michael for some reason. Also this week: Shark People, Heraclitus, and a timely checkin with WebMD. 

Music credits:

“Fun Quirky Retro,” by Pink Zebra

“Dark Skies,” by Marco Belloni Music

“Vibe,” by Marble Space

“The Prophecy,” by Fox Beat

“Sad to Hopeful,” by The Story Shop

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music. 

It had long been foretold that Kristy would be betrayed nine times before the end. But even after Dawn and Mallory turned their backs on her, no one was prepared for the onslaught that followed. The boys return to Stoneybrook this week to sift through the smoldering ashes of what had once been a safe haven. There’s also kind of a surprising amount of discussion about the British mope-rock band, Keane. Everything changes!

Music credits:

“Nostalgia,” by Raspberry Music

“Everybody Changes,” by Keane 

“Piano Sadness,” by Alex Bird

“Inspirational Techno,” by Kornev Music

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music.

Failing to heed their own best advice, the boys bring dolls into the sanctity of their homes and play with them. But these aren’t just any dolls: They’re the short-lived but presumably beloved 1991 line of Remco Baby-Sitters Club Dolls, complete with fun accessories like “a hot dog” and terrifying, mutated “halfling” versions of themselves. 

Music credits:

“Virtual Insanity,” by Jamiroquai

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to actual baby, Cyril, for the outro music. 

The California Diaries are over. The time has come for us to roll up our JNCOs, gather up our empty bottles of MD 20/20, feed our Furbies one final time, and wave farewell to Ducky, Amalia, Maggie, Sunny, and Dawn, as they walk—arm in arm—into the warm, comforting glow of Pacific Sunwear. And what is that beautiful music we hear on the wind, like a whispered promise? Could it possibly be an angel, saying, just softly enough for us to hear … "THANK U." 

Music credits:

“90s Alternative Rock,” by FUNTOMASS

“Thank U,” by Alanis Morissette

“Candle in the Wind,” by Elton John

“Sad to Happy,” by Silverhoof

“Rock,” by Studio Monkey

“Surf Rock Chase Scene,” by Sun Channel Music

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music. 

OK so Brendan’s acting super weird because he wasn’t there for Amalia when these girls harassed her outside the movie theater and Dawn doesn’t know it but Ducky and Sunny are planning this big surprise party for her? And Meat Pete wrote this one but he didn’t put any baby-sitting in it and ORIM erased something pretty important and the girls are turtles. Got that? Good. 

Music credits:

“90s Alternative Rock,” by FUNTOMASS

“It Takes a Village,” by Raffi

“Jazz Sad Hip Hop,” by Black Stone Sound

“Rock,” by Studio Monkey

“Surf Rock Chase Scene,” by Sun Channel Music

Thanks to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, to Baby Bee Deanna for the Lerangis Moment song, and to Superbrat for the outro music. 

Maggie Blume is dating literally the hottest guy in the world! And if you think that’s Pacey from Dawson’s Creek, you’ve made the biggest mistake of your life, because now the irradiated ghosts that stalk your hallways while you sleep are going to stop your lying mouth with their spectral fingers and make you think again. That was quite a journey, wasn’t it? It was for us, too! Strap in for the episode so nice, we did it twice. 

Music credits:

“90s Alternative Rock,” by FUNTOMASS

“Jazz Sad Hip Hop,” by Black Stone Sound

“Vibe,” by Marble Space

“Rock,” by Studio Monkey

“Surf Rock Chase Scene,” by Sun Channel Music

“90s Grunge Rock Epic Song,” by Blue Sky Audio

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music. 

Ugh, this one was pretty brutal. Sunny’s mom dies, Sunny’s dad can’t make it through his eulogy at the funeral because he’s crying so hard, and Tanner spends entirely too long talking about which characters from Duck Tales he finds the most attractive. Truly a tough one to get through without crying. 

Music credits:

“90s Alternative Rock,” by FUNTOMASS

“Rock,” by Studio Monkey

“Surf Rock Chase Scene,” by Sun Channel Music

“Three Days,” by K.D. Lang

“Constant Craving,” by K.D. Lang

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music. 

Will Sunny and Dawn ever be friends again? Will there ever be a singer as handsome as Belgian heartthrob Pierre X from Jax? Will the mysterious publishing entity known only as ORIM ever get THEIR KNIVES OUT OF OUR BACKS? That’s right, this week Sunny and Dawn are at war with each other, Jax is at war with the notoriously finicky American music market, and we’re at war with ORIM. It’s not going to be pretty. 

Music credits:

“90s Alternative Rock,” by FUNTOMASS

“Rock,” by Studio Monkey

“Surf Rock Chase Scene,” by Sun Channel Music

“Vibe,” by Marble Space

“Rhythm of Time,” by Front 242

“Indie Grunge Anthem,” by Phil Larson 

“2 Wicky,” by Hooverphonic

“Somewhere Out There,” by Our Lady Peace

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music. 

YNAW, Poundmasters! Ann gave us a sensitive and heavy topic to chew on this week, so we stepped up to the plate like we always do in these situations and did a really deep dive into some other stuff entirely! Look for an extremely detailed conspiracy theory involving Freddy Prinze Jr., some powerful new insights into what’s going on with Ducky, and a surprisingly lengthy discussion of the marginally successful 2001 film Thirteen Ghosts. 

Music credits:

“90s Alternative Rock,” by FUNTOMASS

“Rock,” by Studio Monkey

“Surf Rock Chase Scene,” by Sun Channel Music

“Oprah Loves Bread,” by Charlie Thunder

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music. 

Which of us would not sacrifice the very world for just one glimpse of his baggy jeans; his suave super-gelled Brian Austin Green hair; his shy, bluish-green eyes; his edgy but approachable Operation Ivy T-shirt? His name is Brendan Jones, formerly of Short Hills, New Jersey. And he gave Amalia a single rose at the Homecoming Bash during that one Vanish song. You know the one. 

“Bliss it was in [the late ‘90s] to be alive

But to be [a broody teen] was very heaven.”

― William Wordsworth, The Prelude 

Music credits:

“90s Alternative Rock,” by FUNTOMASS

“Serious Drugs,” by BMX Bandits

“Sad to Happy,” by Silverhoof

“The Freshmen,” by The Verve Pipe

“Sadness,” by Allen Grey

“Rock,” by Studio Monkey

“Surf Rock Chase Scene,” by Sun Channel Music

“Vibe,” by Marble Space

“Don’t Hate Me,” by Get Up Kids

“Criminal,” by Fiona Apple

Thanks to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, to Baby Bee Stephanie for the Lerangis moment song, and to Superbrat for the outro music. 

The boys settle in for a pleasant and relaxing evening babysitting a gaggle of grumpy teens. Truth Translation: We’re pretty out of our depth here! Things are totally going off the rails with Maggie, and Dawn’s not helping, and Sunny is MIA, and there’s no more box wine in the cabinet because we already drank it all to calm our nerves THIS MORNING!!! OK, deep breath. Everything’s fine. We’re fine. Nothing to worry about here. Truth Translation: *muffled screams.* 

Music credits:

“90s Alternative Rock,” by FUNTOMASS

“Contre le Sexisme,” by Sonic Youth

“Vibe,” by Marble Space

“Rock,” by Studio Monkey

“Surf Rock Chase Scene,” by Sun Channel Music

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music. 

Dawn’s stepmother Carol is in the hospital getting ready to bring new life into the world. Sunny’s mother is in the very same hospital looking at the light at the end of the tunnel. Her intentions fall to the floor. It is at this point that the angel closes her eyes, and the confusion that was hers belongs now to the baby down the hall.

I can feel it.

Not to belabor the point, but in this one, lightning ... definitely ... crashes. 

Music credits:

“90s Alternative Rock,” by FUNTOMASS

“Walking in Memphis,” by Marc Cohn

“Sad to Happy,” by Silverhoof

“Lightning Crashes,” by Live

“Rock,” by Studio Monkey

“Surf Rock Chase Scene,” by Sun Channel Music

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music. 

Sunny is in a bad mood because of circumstances beyond her control and she’s being a glum plum and bringing everybody down, which is fine, it happens, but that doesn’t mean that it’s OK for her to lash out and take it out on her friends who are just trying to help her. But I don’t know what to do and like I said it’s not my fault and I’m sorry but I’m not really sorry I’m just feeling out of sorts and wait, who are we talking about again? Anyway, this one’s a good one. Pete wrote it I think. 

Music credits:

“90s Alternative Rock,” by FUNTOMASS

“Alison,” by Slowdive

“Rock,” by Studio Monkey

“Surf Rock Chase Scene,” by Sun Channel Music

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music. 

The Cro-Mags are whispering to each other and snickering, as if you’re too dumb or too INVISIBLE to figure out that they’re laughing at YOU. So you do the only thing you can do: You grab your Discman and put on your headphones and lose yourself in the latest episode of the California Diaries, where the boys are talking about The Purge and Resident Evil and a bunch of other stuff that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense but ANYTHING is better than Cro-Mags. Anything is better than trying to be something you’re not for people who barely even know who you are. 

Music credits:

“90s Alternative Rock,” by FUNTOMASS

“Vapour Trail,” by Ride

“Shook Ones, Pt. II,” by Mobb Deep

“Save Yourself,” by Stabbing Westward

“Vibe,” by Marble Space

“Rock,” by Studio Monkey

“Surf Rock Chase Scene,” by Sun Channel Music

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music. 

It took four books, but we finally get a taste of that Good Clean Baby-Sitting Fun we’ve been so desperately craving this week, from the unlikely direction of Amalia Vargas. She isn’t even in the We Heart Kids Club, but she took pity on us and stopped by a women’s shelter to look after some kids on the way to break up with her toxic boyfriend. A truly scintillating novel, made even more so by the thoughtful inclusion of baby-sitting. Was that so difficult?

Music credits:

“90s Alternative Rock,” by FUNTOMASS

“Vibe,” by Marble Space

“Rock,” by Studio Monkey

“Surf Rock Chase Scene,” by Sun Channel Music

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music. 

When you have a choice between watching the star-studded world premiere of “Fatal Judgment” or being in the crowd at the Battle of the Bands for the first-ever performance by Vanish featuring Maggie Blume on keyboards and backup vocals, there’s only one choice you can make: Go to both of them. That’s right, the boys have front-row seats at both of the hottest tickets in Palo City this week, and you can be sure they’re gonna be wearing their extra-large Jncos. 

Music credits:

“Vibe,” by Marble Space

“Beautiful Love,” by Twisterium

“90s Alternative Rock,” by FUNTOMASS

“Rock,” by Studio Monkey

“Surf Rock Chase Scene,” by Sun Channel Music

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music. 

Everything is still very, very late '90s out here in California and we're all pretty worked up about it. But we're grown adults, so we're going to do the only responsible thing we can in the situation: Throw a copy of "On the Road" into our Jansports, strap on our blades, and blow off class for a day at the beach with a handsome and slightly suspicious drifter named Carson. Hope is a disease.

Music credits:

“90s Alternative Rock,” by FUNTOMASS

“90s Grunge Rock Epic Song,” by Blue Sky Audio

“Rock,” by Studio Monkey

“Surf Rock Chase Scene,” by Sun Channel Music

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music. 

Edgier, more grownup, full of alcohol and angst and bad decisions. Cool. Sullen. Sarcastic. Mad at the whole world and ready to explode. These are just a few words to describe podcast hosts Jack Shepherd and Tanner Greenring. And this week, they’re embarking on an exciting new journey as they follow the BSC’s Dawn Schafer across the country to sunny California for fun, frolicking, and friendship! I wonder what new babies she will sit and what kind of wholesome and agreeable things she will get up to!

Music credits: 

“90s Alternative Rock,” by FUNTOMASS

“90s Grunge Rock Epic Song,” by Blue Sky Audio

“Rock,” by Studio Monkey

“Surf Rock Chase Scene,” by Sun Channel Music

“Indie Grunge Anthem,” by Phil Larson 

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music. 

A wonderfully surreal and slightly scary world awaits all those who are brave enough to crawl through the looking glass, speak their own secret names aloud, and become new initiates of the legendary Baby-Sitters Club. But this is just the beginning of the quest, and danger awaits: Will the boys be confounded by the deadly Puzzle Box, disoriented by the mysterious Map Game, or debilitated by the incessant ringing of Claudia’s terrible telephone? Answers: Yes, yes, and yes. Fortunately, these guys are professional gamers, so there’s probably no need to worry. 

Music credits:

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music. 

Trained from a young age by an elite academy for assassins, Associate Baby-Sitter Shannon Kilbourne is ready for the biggest mission of her life when she runs into resistance from the place she least expects it: Her own mother. The boys travel back in time from the dystopian wasteland they’ve been trapped in to learn more about Shannon’s Story in a last, desperate attempt to save the future before the BSC Readers’ Request books run out. Oh, and Mrs. Barrett was in this one and, um, she was … um, very good in the baseball game we thought! 

Music credits:

“Strange Dimensions,” by Marco Belloni Music

“Showtime,” by Stockwaves

“Lovely Memories Ident,” by CreativeMedias_net

“Jazz Sad Hip Hop,” by Black Stone Sound

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Bye Bye Empire for the outro music.