Rank #1: It Was Aaron!! - 109
This week! Uncle Doug introduces us to Trump's conduit to Jesus, Robert Jeffress, Uncle Mark looks inside for religious experiences and Uncle Dan mercifully concludes his real-time reenactment of Exodus!
Oct 23 2019
Rank #2: Tip your Patriarch - 031
This week! Uncle Dan lays his hands on some soft serve Mormon Magic, Uncle Doug Explains the slippery slope from banana beer to mass murder, and together we have what will be the first of several How-To’s about how to leave homophobia when you leave religion.
Apr 25 2018
Rank #3: Dumb Dreams - 075
This week! Uncle Dan prepares us for a naked eternity, Uncle Mark digs deep and comes up with nothing, and Uncle Doug thinks there's an upside to being nice? Whatever.
Feb 27 2019
Rank #4: Sexodus - 106
This week! Uncle Dan leads us out of Egypt with part one a deep dive into the great migration that never happened, Exodus. And national treasure Dr. Darrel Ray joins us to make masturbation great again (not that ever wasn't great!).
Oct 02 2019
Rank #5: Miss LaVerkin - 003
This week, Uncle Dan and Uncle Mark welcome Auntie Mel to help us bury a boozy god, we roll a 3 on the commandment of the week, lament baldness and bears, and young Quinn tells how a little knowledge can be a dangerous thing.
Oct 10 2017
Rank #6: Gayer than a Bucket of Foreskins - 032
This week! Professor Jim returns to show us how we can be right about a thing by being right about a thing, Uncle Mark wants us all to be wary of strangers with yellow cravats, and Uncle Dan gets Uncle Mark all sweaty with the gayest part of the Bible yet!
May 02 2018
Rank #7: The Devil You Don't Know - 048
This week! Uncle Mark dips us into a seven layer heaven, Uncle Doug has some kind of attitude issue, and Uncle Dan introduces us to a god that wasn’t but now kind of is. There’s a lot to unpack here.
Aug 22 2018
Rank #8: Jawbone of an Asshole - 021
This week! Uncle Dan explains the long honored biblical prohibition against shaving babies and extols the virtues of carcass honey, Uncle Doug takes a knee like the commie pinko he is, and Andrew Seidel of the Freedom From Religion Foundation joins us to chat about the state of freedom in these United States and how we all can protect it.
Feb 14 2018
Rank #9: Uncle Mark of the Beast - 060
This week! Uncle Mark has a nose made of bone, Uncle Dan gets buried alive, and Uncle Doug brings us the torturous conclusion of the Book of Revelation.
Nov 14 2018
Rank #10: Quantum of Bullshit - 005
This week we visit a recently vacated temple, we lose track of all reason and meaning with Uncle Doug in Watch Out for Woo, and Paige helps us figure out How-To come out.
Oct 25 2017
Rank #11: #ExposeChristianSchools - 076
This week! Uncle Mark thinks it’s getting hot, Uncle Doug rests his weary head, and Dr. Christoper Stroop helps us expose Christian Schools!
Mar 06 2019
Rank #12: The Rules of Estrangement - 103
This week! Uncle Dan fires shots in the War on Breakfast with John Harvey Kellogg, Doug looks both North and South to the Gods of the Aurora, and Uncle Mark discusses when and How-To walk away.
Sep 11 2019
Rank #13: Bleeding for Brigham - 050
This week! Uncle Mark sets a bloody tone, Uncle Doug shows us 3 billboards outside of a discernible point, and Uncle Dan tells us about a new job in a very old company that no sane person is gonna want to take.
Sep 05 2018
Rank #14: Think About Baseball - 086
This week! Uncle Dan explains beard electricity, Uncle Doug wants you to meet his mother and Uncle Mark is lost in allegorical gore. Come join the fun!
May 15 2019
Rank #15: Hammer Time - 064
This week! Uncle Mark introduces us to the mother of all pretenders, Uncle Doug is surprised by Thursday, and Patrick Elliot from the Freedom From Religion Foundation joins us to talk about building that wall!
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Dec 12 2018
Rank #16: Creepy Crowley - 088
This week! Uncle Mark finds the tragic in magic, Uncle Dan takes an extraterrestrial joy-ride, and Uncle Doug is looking for somebody to take care of something for him, no questions asked, must be discreet.
May 29 2019
Rank #17: Sortasquatch - 108
This week! Uncle Mark sets a snare for your favorite cryptid, Uncle Doug recounts all the novocaine-like numbness that was Mormon General Conference, and Uncle Dan is still wandering aimlessly in Exodus Pt-3!
Oct 16 2019
Rank #18: We Have Questions - 089
This week! Uncle Mark looks at the moon and wonders what's inside, Uncle Dan commands the healer to heal himself, and Uncle Doug puts Dan through the worthiness paces and finds him wanting.
Jun 05 2019
Rank #19: Born Unto Trouble - 041
This week! Uncles Doug and Dan go FULL BIBLE (you never go full Bible!). First, Uncle Doug teaches us why more sinning is better than less, then Uncle Dan applies for a new Job, and Jeff Sessions is just a horrible human.
Jul 04 2018
Rank #20: Rabbi for Hire - 004
This week! We chat with Professor Jim about Hanlon and his razor, we learn some sad shit about yet another way people can be the wrong color in the wrong place, and Rabbi Gruber tells us about his exodus.
Oct 19 2017