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The How-To Heretic

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Your user's guide to life on the outside. Leaving religion is the first step into a larger, better world. But it can also be a scary world. Things work differently now. Never fear: that's why we’re here!We're your audio uncles, and with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields, we're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge we all need for building a great life! After all, you only get one (that we know of), so you'd better make the most of it!

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Your user's guide to life on the outside. Leaving religion is the first step into a larger, better world. But it can also be a scary world. Things work differently now. Never fear: that's why we’re here!We're your audio uncles, and with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields, we're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge we all need for building a great life! After all, you only get one (that we know of), so you'd better make the most of it!

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Amazing Show

By Jayceestarwars - Oct 03 2019
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This show is so funny, so informative, and so great!

Like a many winged phallus

By djamesf - Sep 24 2019
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Fascinating! In the original sense— May Fascinus guide and protect us all.

iTunes Ratings

593 Ratings
Average Ratings
577
5
3
2
6

Amazing Show

By Jayceestarwars - Oct 03 2019
Read more
This show is so funny, so informative, and so great!

Like a many winged phallus

By djamesf - Sep 24 2019
Read more
Fascinating! In the original sense— May Fascinus guide and protect us all.

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The How-To Heretic

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Your user's guide to life on the outside. Leaving religion is the first step into a larger, better world. But it can also be a scary world. Things work differently now. Never fear: that's why we’re here!We're your audio uncles, and with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields, we're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge we all need for building a great life! After all, you only get one (that we know of), so you'd better make the most of it!

Rank #1: It Was Aaron!! - 109

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This week! Uncle Doug introduces us to Trump's conduit to Jesus, Robert Jeffress, Uncle Mark looks inside for religious experiences and Uncle Dan mercifully concludes his real-time reenactment of Exodus!

Oct 23 2019

1hr 14mins

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Rank #2: Tip your Patriarch - 031

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This week! Uncle Dan lays his hands on some soft serve Mormon Magic, Uncle Doug Explains the slippery slope from banana beer to mass murder, and together we have what will be the first of several How-To’s about how to leave homophobia when you leave religion.

Apr 25 2018

1hr 33mins

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Rank #3: Dumb Dreams - 075

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This week! Uncle Dan prepares us for a naked eternity, Uncle Mark digs deep and comes up with nothing, and Uncle Doug thinks there's an upside to being nice? Whatever. 

Feb 27 2019

1hr 10mins

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Rank #4: Sexodus - 106

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This week! Uncle Dan leads us out of Egypt with part one a deep dive into the great migration that never happened, Exodus. And national treasure Dr. Darrel Ray joins us to make masturbation great again (not that ever wasn't great!).

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Oct 02 2019

1hr 8mins

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Rank #5: Miss LaVerkin - 003

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This week, Uncle Dan and Uncle Mark welcome Auntie Mel to help us bury a boozy god, we roll a 3 on the commandment of the week, lament baldness and bears, and young Quinn tells how a little knowledge can be a dangerous thing.

Oct 10 2017

1hr 9mins

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Rank #6: Gayer than a Bucket of Foreskins - 032

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This week! Professor Jim returns to show us how we can be right about a thing by being right about a thing, Uncle Mark wants us all to be wary of strangers with yellow cravats, and Uncle Dan gets Uncle Mark all sweaty with the gayest part of the Bible yet!

May 02 2018

1hr 19mins

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Rank #7: The Devil You Don't Know - 048

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This week! Uncle Mark dips us into a seven layer heaven, Uncle Doug has some kind of attitude issue, and Uncle Dan introduces us to a god that wasn’t but now kind of is. There’s a lot to unpack here. 

Aug 22 2018

1hr 6mins

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Rank #8: Jawbone of an Asshole - 021

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This week! Uncle Dan explains the long honored biblical prohibition against shaving babies and extols the virtues of carcass honey, Uncle Doug takes a knee like the commie pinko he is, and Andrew Seidel of the Freedom From Religion Foundation joins us to chat about the state of freedom in these United States and how we all can protect it.

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Feb 14 2018

1hr 22mins

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Rank #9: Uncle Mark of the Beast - 060

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This week! Uncle Mark has a nose made of bone, Uncle Dan gets buried alive, and Uncle Doug brings us the torturous conclusion of the Book of Revelation.

Nov 14 2018

1hr 20mins

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Rank #10: Quantum of Bullshit - 005

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This week we visit a recently vacated temple, we lose track of all reason and meaning with Uncle Doug in Watch Out for Woo, and Paige helps us figure out How-To come out.

Oct 25 2017

1hr 18mins

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Rank #11: #ExposeChristianSchools - 076

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This week! Uncle Mark thinks it’s getting hot, Uncle Doug rests his weary head, and Dr. Christoper Stroop helps us expose Christian Schools!

Mar 06 2019

1hr 11mins

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Rank #12: The Rules of Estrangement - 103

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This week! Uncle Dan fires shots in the War on Breakfast with John Harvey Kellogg, Doug looks both North and South to the Gods of the Aurora, and Uncle Mark discusses when and How-To walk away. 

Sep 11 2019

1hr 12mins

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Rank #13: Bleeding for Brigham - 050

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This week! Uncle Mark sets a bloody tone, Uncle Doug shows us 3 billboards outside of a discernible point, and Uncle Dan tells us about a new job in a very old company that no sane person is gonna want to take. 

Sep 05 2018

1hr 18mins

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Rank #14: Think About Baseball - 086

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This week! Uncle Dan explains beard electricity, Uncle Doug wants you to meet his mother and Uncle Mark is lost in allegorical gore. Come join the fun!

May 15 2019

1hr 11mins

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Rank #15: Hammer Time - 064

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This week! Uncle Mark introduces us to the mother of all pretenders, Uncle Doug is surprised by Thursday, and Patrick Elliot from the Freedom From Religion Foundation joins us to talk about building that wall!

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Dec 12 2018

1hr 10mins

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Rank #16: Creepy Crowley - 088

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This week! Uncle Mark finds the tragic in magic, Uncle Dan takes an extraterrestrial joy-ride, and Uncle Doug is looking for somebody to take care of something for him, no questions asked, must be discreet.

May 29 2019

1hr 1min

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Rank #17: Sortasquatch - 108

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This week! Uncle Mark sets a snare for your favorite cryptid, Uncle Doug recounts all the novocaine-like numbness that was Mormon General Conference, and Uncle Dan is still wandering aimlessly in Exodus Pt-3!

Oct 16 2019

1hr 12mins

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Rank #18: We Have Questions - 089

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This week! Uncle Mark looks at the moon and wonders what's inside, Uncle Dan commands the healer to heal himself, and Uncle Doug puts Dan through the worthiness paces and finds him wanting.

Jun 05 2019

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Rank #19: Born Unto Trouble - 041

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This week! Uncles Doug and Dan go FULL BIBLE (you never go full Bible!). First, Uncle Doug teaches us why more sinning is better than less, then Uncle Dan applies for a new Job, and Jeff Sessions is just a horrible human.

Jul 04 2018

1hr 3mins

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Rank #20: Rabbi for Hire - 004

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This week!  We chat with Professor Jim about Hanlon and his razor, we learn some sad shit about yet another way people can be the wrong color in the wrong place, and Rabbi Gruber tells us about his exodus.

Oct 19 2017

1hr 6mins

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