Rank #1: Nasty and sick... Is that good or bad?
Nick talks about the difficulties of breading a Big Mac in McDonald’s fries and deep frying it and Wes discusses the intricacies of owning a bar that has a giant riding sausage as its centerpiece.
Feb 03 2018
Rank #2: Meat Sweat Suit
Wes helps Nick choose his new radio name and Nick talks about Arby’s randomly showing up at his house to give him a Meat Sweat Suit.
Feb 02 2018
Rank #3: Fireball Whiskey and Cheddar cheese shot glasses
The guys start off the day (at 9:30am) by doing shots of Fireball Whiskey out of Cheddar cheese shot glasses as they discuss the best Easter candy and come up with a plan to build up Wes’s pork intolerance.
Mar 30 2018
Rank #4: Five Guys French fries get 480 thumbs down!
The guys drink 10 year old cans of Sparks to celebrate the 10th episode of the podcast and discuss the top fast food French fries, Wes professes his love for square burger patties and Nick reveals that he's scared of heights due to a freak parasailing accident.
Mar 21 2018
Rank #5: I just wanna look good and eat like garbage!
Nick finally cut his hair, Wes was wrong about the history of avocados and the guys discuss KFC’s new Colonel, Subway’s new Halo Top milkshakes and a potential new pill that researchers are working on that could allow people to eat as much as they want without gaining weight.
Jul 05 2019
Rank #6: Nick got a gym membership!
Nick drank a bunch of whiskey and bought a gym membership, Wes thinks that all the food at Mexican restaurants is too similar and the guys discuss National Pepperoni Pizza Day, whether or not customers should expect free drinks at bars based on how many drinks they order & more!
Sep 20 2018
Rank #7: Don’t wash your meat!
Nick gives his review of Burger King’s Impossible Whopper, Wes went to the Wisconsin State Fair and didn’t even eat a single thing while he was there and the guys discuss people who wash their meat before cooking it, Minneapolis banning drive-thrus & more!
Aug 17 2019
Rank #8: Most kids remember learning to ride a bike, Nicky remembers his first mayo
Wes recaps his trip to a nude beach in Jamaica and Nick marvels over the fact that he's apparently the last person on Earth to find out that mayonnaise is often used as a secret ingredient in chocolate cake.
Feb 18 2018
Rank #9: Would you ever try vomit flavored vodka?
Wes wants to start a vomit flavored vodka company that Nick wants partial ownership of even though he thinks it’s a terrible idea and the guys discuss the biggest McDonald’s menu item failures, football tailgates, how hard it would be to stick to a vegan diet & more!
Sep 06 2018
Rank #10: Dud Foods
Nick thinks he’s going to become a famous fashion designer, Wes has an idea for a few different websites that he thinks can compete with DudeFoods.com and the guys discuss bull testicle flavored beer, Wisconsin being the #1 state for frozen pizza consumption & more!
May 03 2019
Rank #11: It helps me stay humble!
Nick has been hard at work making deep fried ice cream balls for the new bar his wife is running, Wes wants Nick to take improv classes and the guys discuss the CEO of Whole Foods saying that plant based meats aren’t healthy, The Popeye’s employees who got held up at gunpoint when they ran out of chicken sandwiches, Jägermeister’s new spiked cold brew coffee & more!
Sep 21 2019
Rank #12: I want as little human interaction as possible!
Wes is mad that Nick isn’t blogging more frequently, Nick hates human interaction and the guys discuss the new pizza lockers from Little Caesars, how starting a podcast is like having sex with someone for the first time, how dumb it is to use napkins as coasters & more!
Oct 01 2018
Rank #13: It's like the slumpbuster for pizzas!
Nick is worried about his heath after rapped Lil Xan was hospitalized from eating too many Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, Wes hates microwavable chicken nuggets and the guys discuss the country’s top pizza chains, why you shouldn’t eat ramen noodles, Dunkin’ Donuts dropping the “Donuts” part of their name & more!
Sep 28 2018
Rank #14: Not much food talk, but a lot of stripper talk!
Nick talks about his newest kitchen creation — edible corn dog bowls filled with macaroni and cheese, Wes doesn’t like the smell of Cinnabon, and the guys discuss Lilly Blue Moon, the stripper who went viral on Twitter for dancing on stage while eating a giant slice of pizza.
Apr 24 2018
Rank #15: Why won't Wes eat pork?
Nick is back from his trip to Iowa with tons of new knowledge about corn, Wes hates bars that have build your own burger nights where they charge extra for every single topping you add and the guys discuss why organic food is a scam, possible cures to Wes’s pork intolerance, why they might need to throw TGI Fridays ribs on the field at Miller Park during every baseball season from now on & more!
Oct 05 2018
Rank #16: Boxer Beefs!
Nick can no longer order Chinese takeout, Wes explains his dislike for food trucks and picnics, and the guys come up with a business idea that could quite possibly revolutionize the edible underwear industry!
Apr 27 2018
Rank #17: I’m gonna get wrecked off vodka lemonades after this!
Nick is turning into a diva, Wes thinks grilled cheese sandwiches should be called fried cheese sandwiches and the guys get into a pretty heated argument about how doughnuts are made.
May 10 2018
Rank #18: Feed two birds with one scone!
Wes is annoyed by sous vide cooking, Nick has to eat 45 items off the Taco Bell dollar menu in the next two weeks and the guys discuss pizza being more healthy than cereal, bacon cannolis, all the new phrases PETA wants us to use to remove “speciesism” from our daily conversations & more!
Dec 11 2018
Rank #19: Honey ham hocks!
Wes has a new nickname for his fiancé’s legs, Nick has another new nickname for himself and the guys discuss KFC’s new Cheetos Chicken Sandwich, which gas station chains have the best food, the highest grossing restaurant chains & more!
Jun 21 2019
Rank #20: Bacon will make your life better!
Wes talks about delaying his crazy new diet due to a day of excessive drinking, Nick recaps his first trip to Buffalo Wild Wings in ten years, and the guys discuss flying cars, tunneling through the center of the Earth, axe throwing bars and turkey bacon.
May 01 2018